* Posts by Sarah Bee

2823 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jan 2008

Sandi Toksvig puts the 'n' into cuts - on the Beeb

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: If it's good enough for Shakespeare.

You're bard.

(Verr good.)

Mac trojan evades Apple's brand new security fix

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Dear xyz

OK, both of you stop it now before I turn the hose on you.

Entire London 2012 Olympics' cultural events database held on Excel

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Even with a userbase of one

Wow.

Gordon Ramsay menaced by enormous TURKEY

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "Gobby food-botherer"

He's in Spain! You win! You are best.

BOFH: Ready for the Judgment Day

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: I thought...

Also, when you see that it says 'deleted by moderator', it indicates that a comment has been deleted by a moderator. Hope this helps.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I thought...

So what? A firstie is a rare thing around here. You overestimate the extent of our give-a-shit, sir.

Russian computer programmer buries himself alive

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Darwin Award Candidate

And we have a loser. Slow handclap.

Depressed Scottish file-sharing nurse gets 3 yrs probation

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Cost per Track

I think the way they work these things out is akin to the way they work out the 'street value' of big drug hauls ie out by quite a considerable amount.

Bloke drives with knees while manipulating two mobes

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: He was probably just .....

Heh!

Chicago lawyer deploys distractionary dumplings

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Judge for yourself?

God, it's a depressing world.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I Wonder Who Feels They Are Losing?

It could be that she's a girl who happens to have big tits who wants to do a normal job, like any number of other girls of a wide range of cup sizes. Presumably the guy thinks she belongs in porn and has no business in a respectable line of work with those things on her.

Shitbag.

Billionaire Zuckerberg kills to eat

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: religious exemption

And you, sir, are only a commentard. Just saying.

Journos 'risk charges' for covering Parliamentary debates

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Irony

Well, gawd, don't look at me, I just work here.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The point of it all?

Yeah, irony, huh?

Of course we know it's ridiculous but put yourself in our position, or if it's simpler for now, mine.

Rapture postponed as world inexplicably fails to end

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Re: Perhaps

That was an amazing sentence at which I can only marvel.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: actually....

Why would that make you *happy*? For 'idiots' read 'vulnerable, probably damaged people who latched on to the wrong source of salvation'.

I'm just feeling a bit more christian-small-c today, I guess.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: To be honest,

I don't feel especially sad for him considering people have died or made themselves destitute because of his ravings.

Super-injunctions 'unfair' cos of Twitter gossip, says Cameron

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Cost

I can't remove paragraphs. We don't edit comments.

German salesmen rewarded with meticulously organised orgy

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The contention ratio isn't that good...

You should be so lucky.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Has to be asked

So why did you ask, then, you divot?

Sleazy Aussie 'hot babes' network goes MIA

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: It's gratifying to see

"On top".

If you genuinely believe this then there is honestly zero point in my trying to enter into discussion with you.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Don't like this group, but

Oh, when will the oppressed rise up and throw off the shackles of etc etc.

Twit.

Israeli couple dub sprog 'Like'

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sarah

Well, I guess I'll just have to live with that, won't I?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @thecakeis(not)alie

You know if I zapped you and gave 'intense pomposity' as the reason, I don't think the boss would mind. I might do that as a little treat to myself before I leave.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @thecakeis(not)alie

What you have is a very healthy superiority complex, chap.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: @oddie

That's a very tedious perspective. Many 'normally adjusted' people use Facebook to facilitate their social lives in RealLife, and to talk to like minds to stay sane when they are forced to spend their days among... non-like minds.

Besides, most 'normally-adjusted' people don't post on the Reg. You know this to be true.

Heavy coffee drinking wards off deadly cancer in men

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Fairly normal?

Yes. There you are.

Welshman attempts to board train with pony

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: As this is Wales.

You people are unbelievable. Anyone want to guess how many comments like this there are on this story? INFINITY, that's how many.

Seriously, stop being so predictable. At this rate I'll be able to guess all your bank details in another week or so.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Am I first with a Commitments reference?

Heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUu2Ij-Ax3I

NHS IT dino-project NPfIT should be killed off - NAO

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: hope your relatives are happy to take the risks!

And the chances of that happening are?

Porn found in Osama bin Laden compound

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Re: Not to put too fine a point on it...

FFS.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I've heard tell...

What's your point, caller?

Facebook planking game claims its first victim

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: It's the Darwin Awards - LIVE!

I'm looking forward to many more comments of this nature on this story!

Brazilians slap health warnings on knickers

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Nanny state

Warning: Moderating may produce the following side-effects

- Persistent headache

- Eye strain

- Brain strain

- Loss of temper

- Loss of faith in humanity

- Indigestion

MobileMe drove Steve Jobs to foul-mouthed fury

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Arrogance is rife @ Apple

'MobileMe drove Steve Jobs to foul-mouthed fury' story drove commentard to foul-mouthed fury

Reg ed rattles the Red-Headed League

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Ginger bashing is not racist

Having said that, massive oversensitivity is also a damaging thing and often insulting to people who really do face prejudice and abuse. Also, this is a snarky bit of Friday bollocks and we would all do well not to take it very seriously.

Carry on.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Ginger bashing is not racist

Still not very nice though, is it? Just because you can do something or say something without censure doesn't mean you should. Personally I try to live by "If in doubt, don't be a cunt."

Google Docs app lands on Android

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Re: Yeah? What's so funny about it?

I have seen only trace elements of comedy in any comments here for the last three years.

Nikon image authentication system cracked

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: You're right

Oh my God! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. SHIT. EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IS WRONG etc

Vote now for the best sci-fi film never made

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I'm glad

Verhoeven is a lot more subversive than people think he is. Of course Starship Troopers wasn't just about the bugs.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: What, no BLADE RUNNER or ALIEN?

You're kidding, right?

Love Bug malware-inspired film gets big screen premiere

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Amazing

It was based on the business behind Facebook and the skulduggery and all that and was very good. Good grief, you lot need to get out more. Or possibly stay in more.

US Supremes deal death blow to class action lawsuits

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Here we go again...

Sorry to yell, but SHUT UP.

Save the planet: Stop the Greens

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: IMBY

You can't possibly argue it on aesthetics. Cooling towers are uglier than your mum.

Amazon refudiates Apple 'app store' trademark suit

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Headline in here

You all need to sort it out or I am going to fucking kill myself.

WikiLeaks releases classified files on Guantánamo Bay

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The bottom line...

Why would you be ashamed to say you come from the UK? Lots of us do, and had nothing to do with any of this.

As for Labour - what, all of the party in perpetuity is tainted by this? Those are some big umbrellas there, chum. You might want to try and keep to some specifics, for your own mental health.

Man arrested wearing hair scrunchie on short and curlies

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: hmmmmmm.....

Oh, Christ.

Japanese gov makes Fukushima evac zone compulsory

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Nope, if you bash him your posted is blocked

Hardly. I let pretty much everything through on Lewis's threads, except for the really nasty "I hope your family dies" stuff.

Er, I mean, YEAH, IT'S A CONSPIRACY etc etc.

Animal lovers stamp on goldfish racing

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Re: Err...

Yep.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Seriously, what next?

Yeah man. And then for killing *germs*, amirite?