* Posts by Sarah Bee

2823 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jan 2008

Apple to triple iTunes song sample length

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Good job i don't use itunes

But R'n'B albums are usually at least 15 tracks long. Nothing wrong with a bit of something short in the midst of it.

I mean c'mon. I'd rather listen to (and indeed pay for) a 50-second song by Rihanna than an eight-minute one by Meat Loaf. If we measured song quality by duration then Meat Loaf would be more lauded than Johnny Cash.

Airport screeners go for the groin

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Hmmm

Wait... oh yeah I see!

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Clearly not

I let it through as an example to the rest of you, as I sometimes do with comments of that stripe.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The perv scanners cannot detect internal explosives...

Do you people ever read your comments before you post them?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Strange...

Yeah, and I bet she loves her job.

Shut up, Spock! How Battlestar Galactica beat Trek babble

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

Oh, and... you are a bloke, right? I made the assumption based purely on our readership, which is mostly male, but that may have been rash of me.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.

Well, I can't argue with any of that. Except that it was an April Fool.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Huh...

You signed up for an account just to say that? Well done sir or madam but probably sir!

The official hamburger is your face.

ICO U-turns on Street View

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Don't forget Ball-less

Stealth Godwin!

Wales loses 'dot-cum' domain to tax haven

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: How about ...

.tidy

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: By 'ek lass

(Excuse me, 'eck)

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: By 'ek lass

Do I heck as like.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: .lancs ?????!!!!1111111!

(Those are Yorkshire. Not Lancs. T'other.)

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: .lancs ?????!!!!1111111!

.eck

.moors

.gum

Child porn victims seek multimillion-dollar payouts

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Governments are the greatest threat to children

Thanks all. I'm closing the thread now as this seems as good a point as any on which to leave this discussion for the time being.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: In fact I think it's time to close this thread soon.

Mmm. The term 'kiddy fiddler' doesn't really add much to the debate either.

Closing after next bunch.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: so many anonymous cowards...

In fact I think it's time to close this thread soon.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: so many anonymous cowards...

Alright. Let's take it down a notch now.

Panasonic bags Avatar 3D BD exclusive

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: no target audience

There are no original stories any more, really - that doesn't mean it's all shit from hereon in.

Dude only invented an entirely new type of camera to film this thing. It's nothing to get excited about.

Pft. Honestly.

Canadian teen charged with school board hack

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Daily Rotation identifiying this story as "UK Teen charged..."

We've fixed the error now - thank you.

Gov may restrict unfair dismissal claim rights

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Well at least...

It was on recently. Boys from the Blackstuff. How timely, etc.

Strange, blobaceous 'alien pod' lifeform found in Virginian lake

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: forgive my irrelevant post

Good grief.

Murder victim-mocking troll jailed

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Offend someone, go to jail

If you put up a tribute page you're 'asking for trouble'? What kind of attitude is that?

I bet this guy wouldn't have the cojones to go and show his arse to mourners at a funeral. Why are people such bastards on the internet? Yeah, I know, it facilitates it, but why do people feel the need to be such bastards in any medium?

Everything about this is depressing. And yeah, I don't know that he should have been banged up either in terms of the law but morally he's beneath contempt, and anyone who can seriously defend him or sympathise with him (beyond the free speech angle which is still fairly spurious) isn't much better.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: oh, no...

Yeah, but harassment is a very big grey area indeed, and I think this sounds like it's stepping into that. I think it's fair enough to suggest this is approaching the limits of free speech (and it does have limits although we must be careful not to impose more).

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Re: Celebrity rules

He does you know.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Celebrity rules

You can swear around here, you know. And 'tosser' isn't really a swear. And I'm not sure it's quite strong enough for this fucker.

Fans roast Microsoft for Silverlight demotion

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: sucker

Do you want to take this outside?

PARIS in 89,000 ft climax

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Oh dear. Hit a sore spot did I?

That thundering sound I can hear must be Lester approaching.

Tech grads least likely to find a job

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: The Guaduate

That is funny because Stevie Wonder is blind and cannot see for painting.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: UK tech grads even exist?

I fear you may not be the best judge of these CVs.

PARIS nursing mother of all hangovers

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: OK...time to start the conspiracy theory

OH MY GOD. THE SCALES HAVE FALLEN FROM MY EYES.

Does... does this mean... the payload really *was*... DRUGS?

UK.gov plans net censor service

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Apologies for typos

You might want to take a moment here and imagine what life would actually be like if commenters could edit their own comments.

On an unrelated topic, I was watching that Time Machine film the other day and there was this really awesome bit where the moon was breaking up and the entire world was in chaos and under martial law and stuff.

Highest point on the Moon found: Higher than Mount Everest

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Really...?

*headdesk*

Phone 7: Another Vista or another XP?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Fair enough.

It's an incredibly smug catch-all term which gives puns a bad name. It's easy enough to describe people who you think are slavish and mindless with such words as 'mindless' and 'slavish' without resorting to that kind of childishness. Ironically enough, it makes you vulnerable to accusation that you're the kind of person who slavishly and mindlessly follows convention.

Charlie Brooker said it better than I did. Can't find that but ooh look, a relevant xckd!

http://xkcd.com/610/

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Tony Chandler

Yes but don't use the 'word' 'sheeple' it sets my teeth on edge. Thanking you.

Online badness: The kids are not alright

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Teh intertubes is making our wimmin shave their muffs?

Er, I think he's got a point, actually - he was just talking about fashion, essentially, and that has to be led by something. It's a subtle process. I don't think anyone's suggesting that everyone of a certain age has been irretrievably warped and has altered their behaviour according to what they've seen online.

Hells Angels slap London dressmakers with trademark suit

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Tiredness....

And I still like that ring even if I would get my finger chopped off for sporting it.

Anyway, it's got a bee on it so I could argue... that.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Fashion madness

It's his company and brand. Versace still exists despite Versace's death. So.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Tiredness....

One of the other ones is Celtic. It all looks rather Giger to me.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Hells do gooders?

That was the motto of sub-editors long before those guys adopted it.

Anyway, the point is I want the McQueen dark silver brass skull ring with a bee on it. And the dress. Thank you Mr Claus.

Nearly half of top UK firms do not use software escrow

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "source code is the underlying material which constitutes a software program"

This article is syndicated from a legal site, see.

Privacy watchdog needs someone to explain technology

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: yer

People always think journalists earn a ton of cash. People are misinformed.

The best-paid 'journalist' in the country is apparently that astrologer guy whose name escapes me.

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: I'd apply

Yeah, pft, peanuts.

New pocket-sized smartbomb - just for killer robots

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Masta Bater let's loose, shoots wide

I think we can all agree the world would be a much better place if more people got eighty lashes for more of the shit they do.

I also think we should wrap this up pretty soon, don't you?

Microsoft's Office ribbon hits Mac fans

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: "Music in the background" - ???

Reg readers in not getting hip hop shock.

Equality Act causes logistics nightmare

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Technically...

Oh yeah! This changes everything!

UK border police seize £500k from Nigerians' hand luggage

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Simple answer -- don't visit the Shithole that is the UK.

I hate to rise to this but really, go somewhere else if you hate it so much.

DARPA fashions miracle robotic attachment from balloon, coffee

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Javascript required

Why would you post something expecting it to get nixed? Do you just want to irritate me with irrelevances?

Well, pft, because I'm accepting it.

How average is your sex life?

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: Faking It

That's tragic.

I'd ask if you've had a frank conversation with your wife, but having one with the internet is just as good.

Apple threatens Java with death on the Mac

Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

Re: OK then...

Break it up now, boys.