* Posts by LPF

468 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Jan 2008

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Dell committee to Icahn: Show us the money

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Ichahn takes over, I give it 3 years before Dell disappears from face of the earth

Fanbois vs fandroids: Punters display 'tribal loyalty'

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Re: £20 or £400

@Mark Wilson

Sorry mark but don't believe you have an iPhone for one second, if you did you would not be comparing the iphone against all the Android manufacturers for one, and you certaintly would not be going for a platform that still does not have all the app that apple does, are you one of Samsungs paid stooges we have been hearing about recently?? tut

Fried-egg sarnies kick off Reg man's quid-a-day nosh challenge

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Did you have any open air markets around your place, the amount you can bug for £1 will feed you for quit a bit, but yeah agree on the bog roll, your stomach is going to act up big time! Plain rice is a bugger, should have ot some more herbs to kick it up a notch!

But fair play to you mate!

PEAK iPHONE? Apple mobe growth slumps to ‘lowest in its history’

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Whats funny is that this so called analyst, kept going on about percentages rather, than absolutes. You got to compare against the previous year, if Apple is selling more phones in a bigger market, than that means they are making tons of money. They don't need market share, for a companywith what 9% of the desktop pc market, they still make more money than they can spend!

All of their mobiles they sell are high end, unlike samsung that sell both high end and cheap tat to make up their figures. I know whose got 137 Billion in cash and who arent put it that way!

Galaxy S4 radiant, but has black holes

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Re: iPhone 5 still leading the market.

So what your saying that loads of manufacturers and crap loads of cheap android phones, just about manages to sell more than one manufacturer ??

LOL Think about that for a second ;)

Apple beats revenue estimates but margins are falling

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Steve Jobs must be turning in his grave...

He would tell wallstreet to go F itself if they didn't like his plan. falling Margins ? ONE PERCENT! Screw share buyback, use that money to invest and grow the company, anyone who does not like it can sell the shares and go find a better prospect.

This is a prime example fo a company giving and and joining the race to the bottom.

Verizon: 96 PER CENT of state-backed cyber-spying traced to China

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FAIL

I see...

the local tin foil wearing "the CIA is behind it all" nut cases are out in full force today.

Listen dimwits , what verizon is saying is that the attacks of WESTERN companies are coming

from China , not whether China is being hacked , how the flyin F , would they know or care! What the CIA is going to hack China for what , their industrial secrets? GET A GRIP and I'm pretty damn sure the CIA is not intrested in hackin tibetan freedom organisations either.

But now you can get back to fighting running dog imperialists, the builderburg group an the jews as we all know they are the secret elite running the world........idiots!

Peak Apple: First 'profit slip' in a decade - and, boy, it's gonna be BIG

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Re: Don't swim in the Kool-aid

Pretty sure , before the iPad was being launched al you idiots were saying that it was a toy, no one would buy it and making rather juvenile jokes about womens sanitary products...remind me again how much did Apple make, how many companys are still trying to match them?

Google's teeny UK tax bill 'just not right', thunders senior MP

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Re: Why should they?

When its your baby girl waiting 4 hours for treatment becuase there is no A&E bed available , due to staff cuts, think about this post again...... dimwit!

Retailers: You could get the chance to TEAR UP Penguin ebook contracts

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What needs to be done..

is for the publishers to set up thie own site, and tell amazon to go shove their heads where the sun don't shine!

Fight the common enemy or go out of business!

More Brits ditch Apple tablets for Amazon, Google, Samsung kit

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Everyone keeps forgetting...

Its not volume its profits, and when it comes to profits , Apple win on both profit per table and on selling of software as well, while all the other companies have to fight over harware margins in a race to the bottom and the only ones who get any money from the software is google!

Apple has like 7% of the PC market and yet makes more profit than the four top PC companies combined , WORK IT OUT!

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This! , I blame the fashion for skinny jeans , leads to full grown men , eating leaves so that they can fit in em!

I salute Lady THATCHER - Shoreditch's SILICON GODMOTHER

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Re: Left school in the early eighties...

Have you considered the fact that you were just plain thick?

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Re: Seen elsewhere

30 years and stil bitter lol

Samsung: Posting of fake HTC hate was 'unfortunate'

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Well....

It certainly does explain some of the forum posts on the reg regarding the iPhone 4 and the bruhaha over apple maps, I wonder how many people were samsung tools making it a bigger deal than it was!

Moist iPhone fanbois tempted with golden Apple shower offer

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Yet again..

Only winners are the lawyers :S

Hard luck lads, todger size DOES matter: Official

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Re: There IS such a thing as "too big"

lol - see what you did there

Maggie Thatcher: The Iron Lady who saved us from drab Post Office mobes

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Re: Why Thatcher joined the Conservatives

"Thatcher said it was easier to get on in the Conservatives."

In other words, in the conservatives a woman would be allowed to rise through the party and not be sent to make the coffee and bring the cakes for the men!!

How many female labour party leaders have their been by the way or liberal??

Yep exactly , so how about you open a can of STFU

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Re: RIP Mrs T

"Don't forget that she happily let the USA invade Grenada without telling her. That island was a member of the Commonwealth and nominally under British protection."

I want you to read the sentence again and tell me whats wrong with it!

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Re: Respect !!

"That's a bit of a straw-man argument. These wars weren't started by Maggie, but that doesn't mean Argentina wasn't equally about oil."

The stupidity of this comment no no bounds. When they found out the falklands had been invaded , they had to find maps to locate where the falklands where you dimwit! Jesus were you even born when she was in power??

Star Trek phaser sells for a STUNNING $231,000

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Re: Hmmmmm 3 or 4 hours in my workshop....

Their money they can do what they want with it commie!

Hold on! Degrees for all doesn't mean great jobs for all, say profs

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Re: Not news

"his refusal to come out as he should!" christ I thought it was only me, its sooooo obvious! and the thing is his wife is as fit as a butchers dog, and wants kids as well :(

Provider of FIFA goal line tech chosen, tracks ball in space and time

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A company comes out of nowhere to win a FIFA competion beating an english company that has been doing the smae thing for the last 30 years! hmmmmmmmmm yep definately not dodgy!

Universal Credit IT system could lead to MORE FRAUD, MPs warn

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Re: Man i/c of enormo-pervassive new dole system says "no problems here"

The questions is what propotion to they get of the overall total. Just becuase your 1 ina hundred if you geta 1000 times more than anyone else, then you make a big difference!

Apple share-price-off-a-cliff: Told you that would happen

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Paris Hilton

with a 150 Billion in reserves , apple can afford to do lots of bet the company stuff . Whats annoying the likes of you , is that the idiots that would like to have all that money to spend on coke and booze, while trying to sell all western companies to the chinese can tget their grubby mitts on it.

The apple share price is decided by whats people think its worth, Apple however makes money faster than the US can print it, when they start making losses come and talk about it!

Paris just for the hell of it !

Elon Musk's 'Grasshopper' hover rocket scores another test success

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Re: nice but is it efficient

But dont you wish we had them :)

Osborne slashes growth forecast by half in bleak economy statement

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@Peter Bond Oh do please shut up, they got more votes than any other party, and they and the liberals got more votes than labour, so they get to form the government. You don't like it immergrate or next time don't vote for an idiot labour government that cocks up their responsiblties to supervide the economy and then leaves us a trillion pounds in debt!!

Reg readers brew up the ultimate cuppa

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Re: The land where tea comes from

"a few seeds of cardamom or a few grains of cinnamon to enhance flavour." I'm litterally weeping in the office, I hope your happy :(

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No sugar ??

Jesus wept whats wrong with you people, if there is not sugar showing above the tea line, its not sweet enough! :(

'Mainframe blowout' knackered millions of RBS, NatWest accounts

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Ok my two pence

The zSeries is not some mickey mouse piece of Hardware , this is built to have downtimes measuers in minutes per year.

In the rush to get back to profits, using slash and burn tactics, did they kick out too many british based banking staff??

Clarkson: 'I WILL find and KILL the spammers who hacked me'

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And if you look real close , using saying the hubble telescope, you might , and I just say might , see me giving a flying ..

Christ I hate half term!

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GET A LIFE!

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Re: Stupid little boy

Big boys don't post AC! for a start ...

But hey how about using your intelligence if you have any for just one second. Unless you have someone who is actually being threatned what crime has he committed idiot! Your so stupid and eager to be with the "In Crowd" that you did nto even think about the trite PC rubbish you posted.

I could threaten to kill "Charlie Brown" , does not mean I have comitted a crime , unless you know, 1) he exists, 2) I meant that person.

So why don't you step away from the keyboard and wait for school holidays to end.

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Meh

Sad internet no mark.. that is all.

See how that works?

Apple FINALLY fills gaping Java hole that pwned its own devs

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Can someone explain to me ....

How a hole in the Java software ... is Apples fault???

And lets get something straight Malware on desktops computers is pretty much a windows problem, we are still talking small change when it comes to Apple, and no amount of snide reporting , or AC boot licking is going to change that.

Nature pulls ‘North Korean radioactivity’ story

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Re: Tale spinning is the new breaking news ..... same as the old broken news

Your kind of stupidity is why Mars is a dead planet now!

Baby-boulder bowling burglar breaks Boulder Apple Store's $100k glass door

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Its thread likes theses which is why pc pro, moderates all posters now...

All the andrioid fanbois and other virgins stiing in their mothers basement sitting in their underware. Gods sake

whatever happened to proper discussions in this place? :(

Clash of the Titans: Which of you has the greatest home lab

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Re: I'd turn it around

Come on this is IT, this is liek putting go faster strikes on a corsa, it makes no sense to have such power, but its fun :D

Dead Steve Jobs 'made Tim Cook sue Samsung' from beyond the grave

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Appel one..

While the S2 was a blatant ripoff of the 4 and 4S , the S3 had to be made different to avoid them getting strung up. Samsung is forced to basically give away the S3 with a packet of crisps, yes it makes money, but it does not make apple money on the S3. It will never have the cachet of the iPhone, and it means that the first time another andrioid maker comes up with a better design they will go the way of the RAZOR

The truth on the Navy carrier debacle? Industry got away with murder

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Meh

BAE , need a good sorting out, how that company gets away with what they do is beyond me. 4Billion for Nimrod , you having a laugh!

Out of ARM's way, Brit chip juggernaut runs over analysts again

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Meh

The question I want to ask is...

Why doesn't Intel just buy ARM?

Is your Surface Pro a bit full? Slot in an SD card, it's not from Apple

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But the thing is.....

They stil sell more than any other single manufacturer by a wide margin. I mean Android slaes are made up of like what 40 companies plus, Apple one, so they must be doing something right!

Apple releases iOS 6.1, adds LTE carriers, tweaks security

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Re: THEY RELEASE THE UPDATE

Apple supports all hardware that can physically run the iOS software , sothing the a lot of Android manufacturers dont do ..LOOKING AT YOU HTC!

China shoves Beidou intro tractors, trucks and buses

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If you dont think that china will use it to monitor the movment of its population, they you really are very very stupid!

CIOs: Don't listen to tech vendors on ICT skills, listen to US

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Here's an idead..

How about we stop allowing intra company transfers to allow cheap labour the from the indian sub contient to enter the country and price british it workers out fo jobs.

How about we allowancies to consultants working away from home, working away from your family for months on end, living in poxy hotels is not a taxable f**king benefit!

How about geeting rid of the IR35 , which was bought in by dawn primarolo so as to stop independant consultants competeting with the walking disasters like fujisitsu, CSC etc etc that have shiphoned off billions from this coubntry!

iPhone 'Do Not Disturb' bug to self-destruct on Monday

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You know your good...

when the best they can throw at you is a sheduling bug that happens once a year lol

Remind me peeps , how come, even though apple has the most people with money to spend, its Android that is malware city??

"IT JUST WORKS" get used to it ;)

Aw grandad, I asked for an iPad and you got me an iPod

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I have to say..

The amount of balls on this thread of people saying they got an iPad and wanted a nexus or that classic my child said no I dont want an IPad as I would need a Mac to program it...they are so obviously LYING! LMAO

Yeah like any 14 yeard old would turn down an iPad GTFO

as for phones , they get S3's becuase you can get em free on contract, but if its a straight up choice, going from my massivly family of nieces and nepthes , 16 and counting plus all their friends Apple all the way if you can afford it!

US patent office: Nice try Apple, but pinch-to-zoom is NOT a new invention

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Re: Apple=Bastards

Bollocks, Samsung rtipped off the iPhone 4s , which is why the s3 differs so much, they have as much oriniginality as herpes!

You can build all the me too functions you want , but it takes style to make it sell, thats why they are always following apple , never leading !

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Re: So... who's suing Apple?

Only if those have not expired

iPhone 5 launches in China, late and expensive. Chinese say 'meh'

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Re: Apple Share Price ....

Don't reality is just plain annoying to people like him

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