Posts by theotherone

pricelss

"testing reveal players spent their time prodding the canine's bum"

priceless factoid there for you ...

Paris cause ...yeah it's obvious ....

perhaps

was he the git responsible for the terrible logos Google displays every time there's a western white man's event/holiday/anniversary?

good riddance ....

just me

Is it just me, or is Sweden possibly the greatest country in all of human history?

ok, it's just me....

useless

considering that most of my regrettable emails, forum posts and general unpleasant internet discourse, are made when I'm completely arse faced and drunk, means that 5 seconds to hit undo is akin to wanking an elephant with a pair of tweasers ...... quite useless

therefore i suggest a breathalyzer affixed to a usb port, which will detect when you are out of it, and prevent you from embarrassing yourself via email, IM twatter, arsebook and other such assorted interweb paraphernalia....

bloody hell

The people who run his website are idiots dressed as clowns, hanging around arses and fools all day, generally being f*&%ing stupid all the time .....

what will they think of next

radioactive pedophiles ..... what will they think of next .....?

anything worse ...

Can't think of a worse job than being forced to watch gay scat movies all day ....

I don't care how much money you get paid, that stuff will put a dent in your subconscious forever ...

fit

and she's fit too.....

i don't understand

i just don't what the bloody big fuss about porn is? if mature adults want to watch or engage in porn, then it's nobody's bloody business but theirs ..... as for protecting the kiddies, install a bloody password protected filter ......

I can understand the religious nutcases telling you that you will be tortured horribly in hell for all eternity (but still god loves you) if you watch porn (or play with yourself - or both), but what the hell do the communists (supposedly atheist too) have against porn?

"corrupts the morality of our youth" does it? running over students with tanks tends to corrupt youth morality a little too mate .....

bloody poofs

paris hilton cause she's PrOn and will be banned in China very soon....

mafs

"One in four (23 per cent)"

OwReallyNow? where dids u go to school?

um

buying an iphone in Afghanistan would cost a year's wages ....so the dude using it was probably a drug lord .... so much for progress eh?

funny

funny how you too equate anti-semitism with anti-zionism ....

Zionism is to Judaism what AlQaeda is to Islam .... but that's not what the media wants to tell you is it .......

rebates

why doesn't the U.S government just hand out tax rebates again, only this time in the form of a free hand job?

yes but can it

yes but can it play GTA4 on max?

you thought I was gonna say crysis dintcha?

so

so several million dollars and 5 years later .....conclusion: they were fucked mate .....

paris ..cause she too was .......

U.S.S.A

Velcome to the U.S.S.A Comrade .....

nonesense

this is actually a mini-hoax ... all new iphone 3gs come with baseband 2.28, which is NOT unlockable, and will not be for the foreseeable future, iphone dev's upcoming release unlocks basebands 2.11 and earlier .... (although an iphone having either will also have firmware 2.2 which can be jailbroken) .... confused? so was i, which is why i got rid of my iphone 24 hours after i got it .... complete bollox, especially for anyone used to the functionality of windows mobile...

doen't matter

doesn't matter if your name is dickshit or dipshit, if you've got the billions then the joke is most definitely on everyone else but you!

crap

wot a crap ad ...

yes but can it

yes but can it run crysis on high?

what about if you hard-wire Crysis onto it ....

mine's the one with "not another one" written on it .....

homophobic

"distressed pensioners being accused of illegal filesharing of movies such as Army Fuckers"

what maked you assume that pensioners can't be gay? that's just racialist ....

and you buy that

"organizations that archive email in a "fractured" environment risk losing control and may struggle to produce evidential-quality email evidence." and you buy that instead of "management would rather pay 15 million of shareholder money than go to jail, which is why they destroyed the evidence"? ..... heh

yeah right...

yeah blame it all on the financial crisis.....not the fact that your competitors are tearing you a new one with their superior and better priced products........ learned a lot from the Detroit mob have they?

Seriously, Amd and Ati suck donkey ass furiously, I've never ever had an Amd system which wasn't total bollox, overheated and caused a host of "issues".

wanna bet

wanna bet that even if Microsoft gave Vista for free, it still wouldn't beat XP in terms of number of downloads and usage????????????

wot wot

either NASA employs complete idiots(my opinion), or people so smart that their whole brain is devoted to figuring out complex theories and formulas, leaving nothing to house the simple common sense that any script kiddie or mischievous internet brat knows .....

the bugger deserves to go to jail for being so bloody stupid....

a traitor

@ filey ..

wow, a non tech-freak in our midst...shoot the traitor who dost not know the 32 bit memory restrictions

ask yourself....

this Christmas ask yourself, what would Jesus play?

um...

um...why would he want to steal the actual tape which someone would notice is missing(duh), and so get found out, and have to go into hiding forever after an international arrest warrant is issued, when he could have just make a copy of it and no one would have known??????? something smells fishy here....

paris cause....that fishy smell again......

more

more swearing please, this article doesn't have nearly enough euphemisms for genitalia and fornication ...

um...

um, why don't they just spend all that money on building a proper search engine which people actually want to use? instead of just trying to solve problems by buying them!

@ American system

"The American system works like this: American company sues foreign company in the USA, American company wins. Foreign company sues American company in the USA, American company wins. It's a simply, effective system that helps American companies keep the upper hand."

just another standard implementation of the American dream(tm) which coincidentally is going down the shitter as we speak....

so..

so they can outsource your jobs abroad, then sell you their products for a price higher than most other countries cough up, and of course you'll have to pay up because they have a monopoly on operating systems ... if you try to do anything about it they'll sue you into bankruptcy ..... sounds like a pretty straight forward case of the American dream (TM) at work ....

i don't

I don't find the word "twatdangle" very amusing at all ..... now "cunthanger" would have been much much better ...

paris icon obviously.....

serves you right

serves you right for letting the yanks control the interweb ....... anything the yanks get their hands on is quickly ruined due to greedy lawyers/corporations/politicians .....

what if

what if he has to do number 2?

that's

that's Uttar rubbish .......

another one

just another company who grew too big and started to take it's customers for granted and shit on them .....

shit

the author must be commended on his exemplary usage of the word "shit" in every sentence.

u wot

"Brilliant news. Why would anyone want to help people who kill wantonly?"

The Americans?

every

"The charge of insulting a public servant carries a maximum penalty of one year's jail and a fine of up to 5,000 Singapore dollars ($3,500)"

ok then, every public servant in Singapore is a cunt ...... how much do I owe?

paris ...cause..... u guessed it