* Posts by yeah, right.

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Big Brother firm tech exec locked up in UAE

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used to want to go there.

I used to want to work there. I've actually worked there, and it's quite nice for the richer classes. But stories like this make me rethink that desire. Third-world, religious nutter legal systems like this should not be be encouraged. Unfortunately, they seem to be quite popular with the rich crowd. The crowd that DOESN'T get tested at airports.

One law for the rich, another for everyone else. I guess they've followed their mentors well. The US and the UK both also have such systems, although a little less blatant.

Ruby project yields to Microsoft

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Motto

Do recall the Microsoft motto and mantra. Repeat after me:

Embrace. Extend. Extinguish.

Only fools think that Microsoft has changed its tune after all these years. This is only the latest victim. Watch and learn as "Microsoft's effort" vanishes from the open source domain over time (assuming it's even there to begin with), leaving that company in charge of yet another proprietary, lock-in product.

From computer languages to network protocol stacks to file formats and beyond, it's the same story over and over ad nauseum for the last 20 years or more.

Text-to-pee service launched

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@ A.J. Stiles

So food and drink should also be free? Might want a reality check.

EU to ban the patio heaters that ate the planet. Not.

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Reality

It's a pity that European MPs aren't made to take a test on "reality" after being elected to office. They seem to be a bunch of mostly uneducated dolts who will gladly jump on the first bandwagon that comes along their way. All without doing the basic research that a journalist like Lettice can do.

Nobel Prize winner demands more honesty from peers in green debate

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Unfortunately.

The vested interests with money in keeping the status quo are not limited to just stating the science. Not to mention the fact that most people, when presented with an emotional appeal that's a load of bullshit and a dry, scientific analysis of the facts will almost invariably agree with the emotional appeal. Just look at the whole "Creationism" (a.k.a. "Intelligent Design") lies being successfully spread around.

People don't want facts. They want sound bites. And the scientists who cater to that understand more about social psychology than those who are more honest about their findings. Yes, it makes them no better than their despicable opponents, but at least they then have a half a chance at getting SOME message out, rather than getting drowned out by the usual "nothing to see here" crowd.

Until society rewards honesty, I think we'll be stuck with the current level of hyperbole. Unfortunately, I don't see society rewarding honesty very soon. There's too much money to be made in hyperbole, and even more in deceit.

Gov. war gamers hack servers to stay ahead

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let's see.

So they keep fiddling with the game until they win, then declare that their version of the game represents reality?

Frankly, although the US has some really good geeks on their payroll, the people actually making the decisions are so hampered by bureaucracy and corruption that I doubt they could react fast enough in the case of a real "attack". Which won't come from any vector they've predicted anyway. It never does.

Barracuda plays the hippie card in Trend Micro patent row

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Wow.

Wow again. A more one-sided piece of tripe has rarely been seen. The author seems to have pushed most of the F.U.D. buttons on open source and on patents, that's for sure. There's definitely a place for this author at Fox News.

As for those who in the comments have managed to completely misunderstand and misrepresent "open source software" right along with the author, again, wow. The level of ignorance being displayed, the sheer level of deliberate blindness when the whole idea is pretty well documented, is astounding.

Several companies are proving, there is, in fact, a lot of money is "free" software. For those here who have demonstrated they can't do even the most rudimentary research, all I can say is that finding out how it works is left as an exercise to the reader. Mainly because repeating the fact that just because the software itself is "free" doesn't mean that the expertise around it is free would be a waste of my time, given the deliberate ignorance displayed so far.

High Court approves software patents

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just one short comment.

"oh, bugger".

Spamford Wallace's MySpace riches come under attack

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typical

Typical of the US "Justice" system to not deal effectively with the perpetrators. They're being dealt with as corporations, and are thus being given as many chances as they want to rip people off, then not being effectively censured for it.

The US authorities had them, barely gave them a slap on the wrist, then let them go without effective monitoring. Sounds like how the US deals with just about every other corporation that breaks the laws down there. At least Spamford is in "good" company.

In the US, individuals get life for stealing bread, but corporations... just get to try again and again.

BOFH: What GPS is for

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Much better.

Simon's back! Giving me some cracking good ideas too...

'Tofu' license pits open source against meat

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wow.

Well, it's their license, so I guess they get to say what they want.

I hope all five of them have fun using the software. Actually, looking at the restrictions in a bit more detail with a legalistic eye, I'm unsure that anyone alive in a "modern" western nation could claim to be able to follow the license restrictions to their full extent without at least some wilful hypocrisy.

But hey, whatever floats their boat.

Malware authors target Mac emerging markets

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Gates Horns

hmm.

So a company that sells Mac anti-virus software is making claims that Macs are now much more prone to viruses and people should therefore purchase more anti-virus software? Then claims that their dire warnings aren't an excuse to drum up sales?

Does anyone other than me take this kind of advice with more than a grain of salt?

OK, I'll buy the idea that social engineering attacks will affect any system. Hell, if you could do a social engineering attack on a Multics system you could probably breach the security on that too. Since computer users in general are pretty clueless, social engineering attacks will generally work unless it's possible to lock out the user from the admin side of the machine while still allowing the user to perform useful work. Which you can do with MacOSX/*BSD/Linux/UNIX[tm] (a.k.a. "unixen" just because) but you still can't do with Microsoft products.

However, I somehow doubt that unixen, even with their primitive core security, will ever be as easy to breach as MS Windows - a system that was built from the ground up without any security, then had ineffective security theatre bolted on at the last minute.

I'm also quite amused by the article claiming that "Word macros" are also a problem. Yes, that would be "Microsoft Word", correct? Maybe the real problem is Microsoft software after all?

MP calls for law to force online shops to verify customer age

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wow,

I've never seen such a thinly veiled attempt to introduce national ID cards through the back passage...

FTC squelches Ethernet patent squatter's price hike

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not enough.

Such an unethical attempt to cash in by reneging known contractual arrangements should not only have been met with a ban against raising prices, but a stripping of the patent from the current patent holder.

This is exactly the kind of bullshit that so many companies are trying on for size with the standards. Get their patent-encumbered solutions approved as part of standard based on promises to not enforce said patents, then when the standard becomes widely accepted cash in by suddenly requiring license fees for the patent.

Any and all standards organizations should require that all patent holders permanently relinquish all rights to patents for technology they want included in a standard. Otherwise it's just asking for more trouble like this, like Qualcomm, like so many others.

ISO? You hearing this with Microsofts OOXML proposal and all the IP encumbrance that it comes with?

Employee's silent rampage wipes out $2.5m worth of data

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fake value

There data was not "worth 2.5 million". The projects the data were for might have been worth that much at one point, but I really doubt that if the data itself was really worth that much that they would not have any backups whatsoever. Sounds like something a lawyer, system admin or manager would come up in order to qualify for a better insurance payout in this case. Hell, I've assigned such fake values to data myself in order to qualify for a better backup budget. I can see why they did it, but in this case they are lying to the court.

Software pirates put sizeable dent in UK economy

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enough.

Would this author and others please refrain from reprinting, almost verbatim, press releases by organizations that have been known to fudge their numbers to make them look better?

As the commenter before me said: prove it.

The fact is, they haven't been able to prove it in the past, and they can't prove it now, because they're pulling numbers out of their arse and they know it. Their methodology is crooked, their arguments are exaggerated, and someone from the Reg should damn well know better.

If you're going to print an article, at least TRY to make it look like you're doing SOME research on the subject before acting like a BSA mouthpiece.

Man wields soldering iron, welds eight new devices into Eee PC

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impressive.

Now if someone comes up with a way to "mod" the shoddy build quality, the Eee PC would definitely be a winner. The form factor, for starters, is perfect for "on the go".

Hmm. Actually, a bit of extra glue and a couple of screws might fix some of the bigger issues, such as the keyboard module sliding under the edge of the case.

French tempted with €199 Eee PC HSDPA bundle

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Nice pc...

I've recently had a chance to try an Eee PC. I Really wanted one, and found a local dealer who had one I could try for a bit.

Lovely form factor. Very readable screen. Obviously built to the price though, because just using for 10 minutes I thought it was going to break on me. Really. Things moved and creaked on it when I picked it up, and it's really not heavy enough that it should do so. Then there's the keyboard. I have small hands, so it's about the right size for me. But it still didn't really work right. Some of the keys seemed to stick and not work when pressed. Others doubled up on their output. The keyboard is actually on a separate tray that isn't properly attached, and some of the keys had managed to find their corners trapped under the rest of the case.

It's cheap. Not "inexpensive". Cheap. As in shoddily built. Feels like a toy, but I've seen much more robust toys.

Which is really unfortunate. I was prepared to get one right there and then. I love the idea. The concept is quite good, and it's really very portable and could be really useful. Unfortunately, in this case, the execution left a lot to be desired.

Do we need computer competence tests?

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Other end of the stick.

How about we defenestrate those companies (starting with their entire senior executive, then working our way down their major shareholders) that deliberately and with malice aforethought derail or hold back standards and practices that would make computing more secure?

Instead of blaming the users of the crap that's being made available, how about blaming the companies that have put profit before security? If a car manufacturer did that... oh, wait, Ford did and they profited from it. Never mind. resuming...

Companies that have put crappy, poorly written, easily compromised operating systems up for sale while marketing them as "secure" to a general public that can't know better? Or perhaps blaming the governments have have repeatedly refused to take these software companies to court for lying and cheating the consumer with their practices?

As for "direct damage", talk to the pensioner who just got scammed for most of their savings, or the person who gets jailed because a computer in their classroom is a virus infested pile of unsecure crap. THEN talk about whether there is any real damage or not to allowing these practices to continue.

Perl.com sends visitors to porn link farm

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(off topic continues) @ Coward re: 2 Comments

Actually, NoScript allows you to configure what javascript gets run by domain or sub-domain. So I'm not barred the pleasure of using Google maps, because I have the option of allowing javascript along with the pleasure of denying other sites access to my browser in that fashion. It's been incredibly useful these past few years.

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Way off topic: @ Alex Forbes

Last I checked Opera (admittedly a long time ago) they were pathologically opposed to decent ad blocking. Have they changed their tune?

Guess I'll have to get the latest version now and take it for a spin. If they have decent (as in easily managed and unobtrusive) ad blocking and per-site javascript managing then I might jump ship. At least for a little while.

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Off topic continues: Opera

Just tried Opera. To say that it sucks doesn't begin to describe it. In 20 minutes, the latest "official, non beta" version has succeeded in crashing twice. This is the same system where Firefox manages to run for days on end. The rest of the time Opera was often (estimate 30%) "unavailable", as in stuck in some busy-wait loop somewhere, usually while I looked at the bookmark manager. Something right dodgy there methinks.

The bookmark manager isn't any different from Firefox (actually, it looks identical. I wonder who copied whom, and if it really matters?). The Javascript handling is marginal as far as I could see when I could access it. Don't know about the ad blocking, never got that far. Probably won't either.

Sigh. Back to Firefox.

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Nice to have a (relatively) safer browser.

I use Firefox/Adblock/Noscript, which might be why I never noticed anything when I went visiting on Thursday. Of course, I might have just missed the time they were redirecting people. Was it a good porn site?

[half-arsed plug mode]

However, I've noticed that a lot of "problems" that other people have don't seen to affect those who use this browser combination. Having doubleclick.* mapped to 127.0.0.1 also helps. I also don't tend to see advertising unless it's unobtrusive and well done (something that anyone using doubleclick seems incapable of), and I certainly don't let just any javascript run on my browser. Perl.com has so far resisted making javascript mandatory to visit their site, for which I thank them.

Various clients have commented on this easier browsing on several occasions, especially when I switch them from MSIE or Safari to this combination. Every so often they go back to their old browser and are shocked with what they used to put up with. Firefox is getting more and more bloated and buggy with each release, and their bookmark manager sucks farts from dead goats (in 3.0 beta as well damnit), and I'm not saying it any more or less "secure" than other browsers, but my experience is that the Firefox/Adblock/Noscript combination certainly makes browsing a lot more user friendly.

I still missed out on the porn site though.

Apple MacBook Air

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It's the usual Apple.

People clapped because it's what had been predicted, so people were getting confirmation of the rumours that they'd been hearing about.

It's your typical Apple product post-2005. Excellent, brilliant piece of engineering with contempt for the consumer built right in by the marketing dept. I'm guessing the battery could easily have been made user replaceable, but wasn't due to some marketing bod figuring they could make more this way. Same type of people who locked the iPhone to some of the least competent mobile companies. It all fairly screams contempt.

From its low spec to its non-user-replaceable battery, all the way to its over-the-top price, the whole thing fairly screams "we think we're too cool so we can treat the consumer like crap".

Bloody brilliant bit of engineering though. It looks very, very nice.

Mashups haunted by past experience

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Wrong end of the stick?

The IT departments that I've worked for over the last couple of decades have invariably reminded of "Mordac the Preventor" from Dilbert. The author here seems to have been an unfortunate proponent of that philosophy.

A sorry combination of "we aren't going to support it because we didn't write it" with a hefty dose of "we aren't going to write it because we don't think you need it even thought you're asking for it", and a dash of "we'll tell you what you want, how dare you tell us how you do your job".

Yes, jury-rigged apps are dangerous. However, the flip side of the coin is that if people are USING them, perhaps IT should get off its arse and make proper applications with the same functionality actually available. Instead, it was invariably a case for the business end of "better to beg forgiveness than ask permission". With the expected results.

So we have a system where the people on the front line of both IT and the business all know what is really needed, but it has to go through so many layers of management that by the time IT gets a hold of it, it bears no resemblance to what was required in the first place.

We had tremendous success at one workplace with a "semi-official skunk works project office". People on the business end would come up with nifty ideas for apps, someone in IT would hack it together PROPERLY (ie: designed, documented, tested, etc.) but in a minimal-overhead environment with high user involvement, and the user (or small group) would go off quite happy. If the app became popular it was then already in the IT system and it could then more easily be made more robust (having been designed right in the first place) for more extensive deployment. If it died only a few hours of someones time was wasted. The business case was that we were writing prototypes for new apps, and the users were happily testing them.

This system worked very well.

Unfortunately, that system died when the IT dept was outsourced to a large concern with IT "managers" who held their positions more due to their arse kissing abilities than their ability to actually get things done. Suddenly the people in the business couldn't get what they needed, and the company quickly became stupefyingly obtuse in its use of technology.

The team disbanded very quickly, and we went our separate ways. Pity really.

Microsoft puts dusty, old Office code on web

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Gates Horns

timing

Odd how they've only done this AFTER the E.U. has initiated action against Microsoft for not doing something very similar. It's almost as if Microsoft had no intention of doing it until a government with the competition interest at heart (rather than simply promoting corporate monopolies) decided that enough was enough.

Also, note that their terms are specifically incompatible with GPL and other open source efforts. Not only that, others (Groklaw is one, there are others) have started to analyse what they're ACTUALLY saying vs what they CLAIM to be offering, and the two don't seem to be matching up very well. Seems to be more smoke and mirrors just before the ISO vote.

Golly, who would have thought that Microsoft would try to trick people like that? They've always been so honest and above board in all their dealings... [choke].

Outrage over Nokia factory closure

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Race to the bottom.

It's a race to the bottom. Which government will allow their people to be exploited the most by multinational companies? That's the real meaning of "globalization". It's not about creating a smaller, better world for people, it's about creating a richer world for a very small number of large corporations. Unfortunately, local governments keep falling for the same song and dance year after year. Ireland spent millions attracting certain manufacturers there, only to have them vanish as soon as the money couldn't be grabbed back. All over the USA it's the same thing.

So long as governments stop at artificial lines, and corporations can cross those lines, the corporations will play one off against the other again and again. They've been doing it for centuries, and will continue until they're either stopped, or they become the government.

Video game ad banned for 'realistic' violence

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Wrong complaint.

If they'd complained about the fact that what's in the advert has nothing to do with how the game actually looks, I'd say they have a point.

But for crying out loud, they're shutting the barn door after the horse have not only escaped, but grown old and died! If they don't want violence condoned as an option they shouldn't air the damn daily news about the world around us. They allow news stations to advertise REAL death with REAL bodies with REAL guts strewn over the road, but they won't allow this? I don't mind not glorifying violence, but I certainly do mind the obvious double standard the ASA and other agencies seem to have about the whole thing.

Where the hell do they FIND the people who make these asinine decisions at the ASA? Some geriatric or psychiatric hospital with no access to TV past 1950?

Amazon defies French courts over shipping costs

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About time

It's about time that foreign companies learned that in order to do business in a country, you follow the laws of that country.

Google and Yahoo claim to do that when they shop their customers to the authorities.

Amazon is just one more American company that thinks the world is the USA. It isn't. France is incredibly _consumer_ friendly in both price and practice. They defend the consumer, not the businesses. Fresh food? No problem. I can safely eat raw eggs or meat in France, even if purchased in the centre of Paris. Wouldn't dare try that in the UK or USA. Good food? Everywhere I've visited so far in that country. Decent prices? Books, as others have mentioned, generally cost significantly less in France. There is also a much wider choice of books from large or small publishers, along with a wider variety of topics and styles. Unlike, say, the USA or the UK where only a few major publishers currently survive. Just about every bookstore I've visited in either country, apart from the second-hand or speciality stores, has pretty much exactly the same monotonously uniform selection of formula books. Forced bundling of software? Well, the courts have found against that disgusting anti-consumer practice as well.

Vive la France! The UK and the USA have a lot to learn from that grande dame about how to protect the consumer, not the enterprises that would feed on them.

Becta excludes Vista, Office - again

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Gates Horns

about time

Having just had to yet again try to diagnose and attempt to fix a problem in Vista, I can categorically say that the system really isn't ready for deployment.

Resource hog doesn't begin to describe it. Their supposed "security" is a sick joke. Also mentioning the blatant attempts to screw more money out of people (for instance, not allowing Vista versions bought in Japan to display English menus, unless you get "Vista Premium Super-Dooper Give-Us-Your-Wallet Ultimate" version. Hell, even that toy MacOSX manages to get THAT right.)

Fuck Vista. Fuck Microsoft. They should be outlawed from any publicly funded project until they start following established, documented and above all open and unencumbered standards (so even if OOXML gets rammed up ISO's arse it does not qualify) for data storage and transfer, amongst other things.

Junkie sues pusher over heart attack

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Paris Hilton

the important thing...

What's the Paris Hilton angle here? I fail to see it.

Addicts should not be criminals. They are, for the most part, victims. Pushers, however, especially those that aren't going it to fuel their own addiction, deserve a special kind of hell.

It would certainly be nice if Canada and other countries started telling the Americans to fuck off with their utter failure of a "War On Drugs". Be great if they started doing the right thing: legalize it all, control it, tax it, and treat the victims as medical problems not criminal ones. In one fell swoop extensive and very dangerous criminal organizations would come tumbling down. Of course, it's unlikely to happen given the lobbying that these same criminal organizations put toward making sure all drugs remain illegal, and thus much more profitable.

Canuck record labels accuse tunesmiths of smoking opium

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Already legal.

Actually, current law in Canada says that it already IS legal in Canada for people to download music for personal use. At least until Canada's bought-and-paid-for-by-American-business "Tory" government and their front-man Steve Harper can change the copyright laws. They tried once already, and were driven back by howls of outrage.

So yes, I'd say that letting ARTISTS decide how and when their music should be heard is definitely causing a case of panic in the big labels who will see their empire crumble as people realize that no, nobody needs them. At all.

US regulator raises Dreamliner hacker risk fear

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next step...

The next step, after this is done, is to announce that all the planes will now have Microsoft operating systems installed on the flight deck and for user convenience.

Watch me start taking the boat again. And not an American warship:

(http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/26/windows_boxes_at_sea/)

Warner Bros gives all its hi-def loving to Blu-ray

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not over yet.

The fight isn't over until the fat disk sings, and it hasn't done so yet. There's still lots of time for the technically inferior product to win this particular spat.

Personally, I'm not playing this fools game. I'm of the firm opinion that storing information on easily scratched spinning disks is a thing of the past, and I'm looking forward to a more robust solid state approach to data storage, be it for movies or backups.

Intel walks out of OLPC project

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didn't quit, they were fired.

They didn't WALK about. They were THROWN out. Of course, Intel will spin it as hard as they can to downplay the fact that, as directors in the project, they had a fiduciary duty to not compete with it, amongst other things. Which they did.

The idea of OLPC, which many seemed to have missed, is to allow those who get one to learn from it then modify it to suit their needs. This includes access to both the software, hardware, and all the materials needed to learn about it. It means that eventually they actually know what makes it tick, and might even be able to build different software or even hardware using that knowledge. In other words, it's a step up for those who want to help themselves.

Meanwhile, Intel and Microsoft are busy trying to turn those same people into typical indentured clients, who have to go running back to the manufacturer in order to get anything changed. People who have absolutely no say in how something is designed or used, because it's all locked up behind "beware of tiger" signs in the USA. What they're doing isn't a step up, it's a cynical attempt to swipe the money that could be used for real education and instead transfer it into the pockets of Intel and Microsoft.

Google preps Street View Big Mac search

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video game map

So, like many current video games, Google will be able to embed advertising into street scenes captured for "Street View".

That should provide for some amusement to see Google adverts embedded into the pictures of Microsoft Redmond Headquarters. I wonder if they'll be able to map advertising images onto shirts, briefcases and cars, or if they're going to settle for fake billboards on the Grand Canyon? A really subtle way would be to simply replace the reflections in windows with advertising. That would be almost subliminal.

Network down? Must be New Year's Eve gunfire

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Ah, Warwick VIRGINIA

@ Paul Hampson: improbable, even highly improbable, does not mean impossible, and still implies a finite probability of it happening. I'll leave finding a nice hot cup of tea up to someone else.

[And now for something very familiar. Yet another rant about "The Reg" having sold out to the Americans. Tune out if you've seen this before...]

Here I thought that reading an article on a website ".co.uk" would sort of make it important that foreign writers would be encouraged to not cause confusion with place names. For instance, as there is a relatively well known "Warwick" in the UK, I might be excused for believing that when "Warwick" is mentioned alone that it might refer to the UK one, rather than Warwick, USA or Warwick, Virginia. Or even Warwick, VA (or is that VI?), which not only immediately locates the place as somewhere in the US, but labels the writer as American for assuming that everyone else knows the abbreviations involved.

Or is this just another example that "register.co.uk" is becoming just a pseudonym for "register.com", a US based company pretending to be British?

Apple gets fans juices flowing with iMac-like laptop dock

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US patent system is broken.

USPTO staff obviously have their brains sucked out as a pre-condition of employment. It's the only excuse I can find for some of the bullshit they're allowing through as patentable these days.

That or they're only hiring people with liberal arts degrees who have never used a computer, and then not allowing them to interact with anyone who actually knows something about computers.

Firefox spoofing bug raises phishing fears

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Real issue.

The real issue is that Firefox is not displaying the given realm-value in any sort of way that allows easy discrimination between what the site provided and what Firefox is wrapping around it.

As for "sanitizing" the realm value, RFC 822 is quite clear, quoted-string can include spaces and quotes. RFC 2069 and RFC 2617 both state that realm-value is a quoted-string. Sanitizing the string would therefore make Firefox non-compliant with said standards.

So Firefox seems to be correctly following the standards, but it could make things clearer about what has been provided by the website as the realm name. Which means that Mr Raff's "problem" and "solution" would seem to be more geared towards attracting press attention (successfully it seems) rather than actually fixing the real issue that Firefox isn't making a dramatic visual distinction between the provided realm-value and the rest of the authentication text.

So no, not quite as embarrassing as Mr. Millar would have us believe.

NetFlix sics troops on Apple TV

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can only wonder

I can only wonder how quickly my bandwidth limits would be exceeded by such a service, in which case would I get one of those $32,000 bills in the mail for excess bandwidth usage?

Former beauty queen cuffed for torturing ex

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Nice touch.

The mention about the book was a nice touch. She'll go far with the RIAA or the US Dept of Justice, Guantanamo Division.

Nigerian firm demands $20m from OLPC

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no show

OLPC didn't show up in court because they still haven't been served with the complaint. I wonder what kind of legal system they have in Nigeria? I'm guessing it's a good capitalist judicial system, where those who pay the judge the most win the case. But I could just be cynical.

Microsoft scoffs at antitrust extension seekers

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what's the point?

Given that the "legal babysitting" has been completely ineffective so far, and given that the US government has basically allowed Microsoft to do whatever it wanted to do anyway, why would anyone believe that 5 more years of of this scam would do anyone any good? The US government isn't interested in competition. It's interested in making sure that the large corporations make as much as possible. If it was interested in competition, they would have busted up Microsoft, and they'd be doing something about the Autocad monopoly while they were at it.

The real babysitting seems to be getting done in Europe, where in just a few months (well, couple years anyway) they've done more for competition than the entire US legal system has managed to do in a couple of decades.

Google to reinvent UK newspaper biz

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shocking.

I take it that the Reg doesn't actually have any British staff left, and thus must resort to having Americans without a clue write stories about the UK?

When is the Reg converting to a blogging site? You're halfway there already.

Kid's 'new' MP3 player was preloaded with smut

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moral is...

...shop at Walmart, get molested.

Sounds par for the course given Walmart's proclivities to doing the same to their staff, their suppliers, and their suppliers slaves, er, staff.

US Army loads up on Apples for 'better security'

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poor choice.

Given Forbes lack of any ethics or knowledge with regards to technology reporting, I'm surprised you gave them the free plug. They don't report on the technology, they merely provide a paid-for "3rd party" opinion for those companies that have paid them enough.

Bully to them for having grabbed a share of that market, but it's unfortunate that their disclaimers aren't quite as upfront as their astroturfing.

Now RIAA says copying your own CDs is illegal

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insane

They are, of course, clinically insane. However, their insanity is going to cost a lot of people a lot of money in the short term defending themselves against such a vile interpretation. Given their lobbying budget, they might just be able to make their interpretation stick in the long term. Which would certainly help them finish the task they set themselves of erasing the last vestiges of "copyright" and all its ramifications, thus completely reversing the original 1710 Statute of Anne.

It's also pure greed. Any mention of "artists" in their speeches should be exposed for the lie that it is. Most recording contracts up to quite recently didn't include digital rights for music. So anything the labels are selling electronically on iTunes, Amazon or other places isn't benefiting the artist at all. CD sales are going down as the labels switch to online modes (to the detriment of the artist), yet they still have a cojones to claim that they are "defending the artists".

Vaguely related article here:

http://www.wired.com/entertainment/music/magazine/16-01/ff_yorke?currentPage=all

UK shamed in world privacy league

yeah, right.

@ JeffyPooh

It's not just about video surveillance, it's about the protection of personal data. Canada has good laws on the subject, unfortunately enforcement is spotty at best and difficult to obtain. Given that the federal privacy commissioner can only recommend action, and cannot take direct action (unlike, say, the B.C. privacy commissioner), the federal law is a bit of a joke even if it does look good on paper.

The US, on the other hand, has few if any real privacy laws, and what laws they have are completely ignored by their government. As for the UK, well, the less said the better. I'm wondering when they're going to try introducing subdermal RFID chips for all residents.

Nintendo takes Japan Xmas sales crown

yeah, right.

profits?

Number of units is nice, but what would probably be just as important is how much profit each company makes from those sales. DS and Wii are, after all, a lot cheaper than PS3, but I'm betting that the profit on a PS3 is a greater percentage of the price than the Wii or DS. Combined. Then again, the Wii and DS are pretty low-tech machines, so I might be surprised.

It would go something like this: find someone who has done a calculation of the real cost of building each unit (component costs), find a leak for the wholesale price, then compare actual profit for each company for the various platforms.

I could do the research myself, but I can't be arsed, mainly because I'm not the one getting paid to do these kind of comparisons, unlike some of the writers here.

How to copyright Michelangelo

yeah, right.

losing it.

The Statute of Anne of 1710 broke the monopoly of the London Company of Stationers, creating a public domain and getting rid of the concept of "perpetual copyright", amongst other things.

Today: re-introduction of "perpetual copyright" through the back door, using a combination of insanely long copyright terms (up to 100 years now, and rising), criminalization of DRM removal (thus even if it's in the public domain, if it has DRM you can't get to it) and the ability to copyright the copies of a work that is already in the public domain (which effectively remove that work FROM the public domain).

Looks like the London Company of Stationers is back in business, and we can all kiss our public domain, and our copy RIGHTS, goodbye.

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