* Posts by Yes Me

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Why have just one firewall when you can fire all the walls?

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Re: "could hear the telescope motors start humming"

Sounds like a case where you should press the Any key.

Bright spark techie knew the drill and used it to install a power line, but couldn't outsmart an odd electrician

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Re: Qualified Electrician

Moved into a house (in Switzerland, many years ago) which had a nice built-in wooden unit for stereo and TV. Installed stereo, looked for power socket. Unswitched live socket at the bottom of the unit, too far to reach. Fortunately, extension cord already plugged in, left by previous owner. How kind, I thought. Extension cord had a (Swiss) 3-pin plug at each end. Lived to tell the tale.

Suits ignored IT's warnings, so the tech team went for the neck

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Re: Wait a minute...

In any case, all Australians are called Bruce, as far as I recall the ultimate source of truth.

Apple slams Android as a 'massive tracking device' in internal slides revealed in Google antitrust battle

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Re: Pot... Kettle...

But always remember that "improve the user experience" means "force ads down the user's throat that they are most likely to click on". I think that's Google's life blood, not Apple's.

China requires any new domestic Wi-Fi kit to support IPv6 and run it by default

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Re: Big Brother is watching

"Wireless LAN equipment with public network IP address allocation function". It all depends how you interpret "public network IP address". I suspect it is intended to mean what we call "global IP address" (as opposed to private addresses like 192.168.178.1 or fd63:45eb:ab41:0:6a25:e384:2468:54b9). Maybe someone with better knowledge of Chinese than Google Translate can help us out. If I'm right, every home gateway is affected.

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Re: Big Brother is watching

"When IPv6 was first introduced, we were assured that the address space was so big that no-one would ever find us. "

No, privacy was hardly an issue on the horizon when IPv6 was first introduced. It's really quite recently that temporary addresses were added to the mix, and that interface identifiers were recommended to be pseudo-random. (Not that address-based privacy is very important - most privacy issues arise at higher layers of the stack.)

One door opens, another one closes, and this one kills a mainframe

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Re: Tech support call

"Water is kind, unless it shorts something fragile it will get better."

Then (are you listening, James Dyson?) why does a teeny drop of water completely bugger an expensive cordless vacuum cleaner? So they have to replace the electronics module and blame the user for daring to have a drop of water on the kitchen floor?

Ah, fragile, I see.

Workload written by student made millions, ran on unsupported hardware, with zero maintenance

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Re: my friend's software might be older than your friend's and still in use...

FORTRAN or C? And no update to the graphics API?

Since LEP was physically dismantled to make way for LHC, the hardware side has definitely been replaced. (Unless of course it was actually monitoring the Booster, the PS or the SPS.)

Anyway that was but yesterday, LEP started up as recently as 1989.

LEP was an interesting machine, because it proved that answer was 3 (not 42).

RISC-V org claims export restrictions would stifle innovation

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More than enough

"the US Congress expressed concerns that Washington was not doing enough to deny China access to advanced chip technology"

Oh, I dunno, the evidence so far is that they've already done more than enough to stimulate China to catch up and overtake the USA within 5 or 10 years.

Net neutrality meets opposition in US, while Europe mulls charges for Big Tech

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5G is irrelevant anyway

5G is just another transmission technology. Its success or failure is indeed nothing to do with net neutrality. The controversy in the United States of Advertising is about freedom to brainwash the population, and it's no surprise that the advertising industry and its friends are lobbying to avoid any kind of consumer-protection rules, and it's no surprise that their lackeys in Congress are going along.

More power to the FCC, say I.

Free software pioneer Richard Stallman is battling cancer

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Not so fast

"Without his efforts to formalize and promote Free Software, there would be no Open Source world today."

Honestly I think that is untrue. He was the figurehead of the free aspect, but open source was coming anyway, just with less annoying licences than the GPL. I don't see any reason why Linux would not have succeeded with a BSD-style llicence, for example.

Huawei's UK tech eviction reportedly caused Sky to fall on mobile customers

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Re: EVERY vendor has to provide Lawful Interception software. BY LAW.

"What the US disclosed in 2020" was pure invention, a.k.a. a lie.

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Re: Also, Huawei is an Employee Owned Corporation

Actually, the "shares" given to Huawei employees are not voting shares. But then, when did you last hear of (say) Cisco disobeying a strong request from (say) the NSA because of shareholder objections? None of this is about government control; it's all about companies with powerful lobbyists in Washington DC hating that Huawei products are cheaper.

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Re: Don't keep repeating a lie

Yes, the US has frequently told lies throughout this saga. This is another one.

How TCP's congestion control saved the internet

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Re: Ah, ATM

Ethernet survived by totally changing its nature, except for the layer 2 API.

ATM's design (cells with a 48 byte payload) was ridiculously inappropriate for TCP/IP and only marginally sensible for Plain Old Telephone Service multiplexing.

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Re: Another reason for Internet's success ...

Open - yes.

Lightweight - not really. It takes a lot of work to get rough consensus on a draft (most drafts fail).

Fast - not really. It typically takes several years for a large piece of work to get through the process from a first draft to an RFC.

(And worldwide meetings: the next IETF meeting is in Prague. The following one is in Brisbane.)

As for the specific issue of idnits, I don't think it's any more picky than other standards organisations or technical publishers. But writing a draft is probably the wrong place to start - writing a rough proposal as email to the relevant IETF working group is generally recommended as the zero'th step. See https://www.ietf.org/how/lists/#wgbof

Save the Children hit by ransomware, 7TB stolen

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BianLian = Turds

A thing I like about The Register is that you can use rude words. Any advance on "turds"?

UK rejoins the EU's €100B Horizon sci-tech funding program

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Re: Indeed

It's hard to tell whether "Justhefacts" is speaking from personal knowledge and experience or whether they are just regurgitating something from a Johnsonian or Faragist echo chamber. But either way, they are wrong (and I feel that "he is wrong" would be a fair guess at their gender, women aren't that unequivocal.)

Clearly though, "Justhefacts" doesn't understand how international scientific collaboration works and of what timescales apply. A lot of research, by the way, doesn't get spectacular results - that's why it's called "research". And in case you didn't know, Alain Aspect's famous experiment was only done because of John Stewart Bell's theoretical work done at CERN, another (non-EU) European collaboration. That's how science gets done - international collaboration.

UK flights disrupted by 'technical issue' with air traffic computer system

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Re: I smell a CSV file...

Yes. The Grauniad says "The failure of the air traffic control system, run by private company Nats, has been blamed on a single corrupted flight plan entered by an unnamed airline, according to reports."

Whether it was Excel, CSV or a 1960s-era punched card image I cannot guess, but rejecting gobbledygook in the input has been a principle of programming since, oh, 1948.

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Yes. A DMZ or firewall is by definition not an airgap. Of course, it needs to be a WiFigap too. Air is actually not enough; if you're serious there's a big Faraday cage.

University cuts itself off from internet after mystery security snafu

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Re: Cybersecurity tracker BetterCyber tweeted Monday

KillNet is well documented. BetterCyber is well established and tends to X these days instead of 'tweeting.'

Huawei reportedly building 'secret' semiconductor fabs

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Surprise, surprise

So, you're running a highly successful manufacturing company and some big bully tries to cut off your supply of important components. So, you set up factories to supply such components. So, the big bully acts all surprised and shocked. Just what is the news here?

As we've known for some years, the strategic impact of ObamaTrumpBiden's trade war against China will be to greatly strengthen China's high-tech industries. This is evidence that it's already happening.

ICANN warns UN may sideline tech community from future internet governance

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Re: "The technical community is not part of civil society and it has never been"

"Internet governance" is an oxymoron, so I never worry too much about this stuff (and never have done since the so-called "Internet Governance Forum" annointed itself.)

However, please note that ICANN doesn't have a stranglehold on the Internet. It's managed to extract large rents from idiots who believe that top level domain names matter, and I agree that this is morally no better than crypto-currency or non-fungible tokens, but the Internet is doing just fine anyway, thank you.

It's also a long time since the Internet was "US-centric at a goverance level". I'd say that notion is at least 20 years out of date.

Now, about "The technical community is not part of civil society and it has never been". That is indeed untrue. As long ago as the ludicrous WSIS meetings ("World Summit on the Information Society") and the preparation for them, the only seating for members of the technical community was in the area labelled "Civil Society". I know because I had to sit there (in big conference rooms in Geneva). In that sense, the ICANN etc. statement is factually untrue, and has been since the WSIS wallahs invented their curious "stakeholder" concept.

Fortunately for all, the actual technology of the Internet has been largely unaffected by all the silly talk under the "governance" banner.

Judge snuffs man's quest to have AI-created art protected by copyright

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Show me the money

I really wonder how big Professor Ryan Abbott's fee was for expressing his very useful opinion (useful to the plaintiff, that is). He's quite a character.

Germany to cut Huawei from networks 'irrespective of costs'

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Oh, just shut up!

"Germany is determined to remove any systems from its telecoms networks that might pose a security threat"

They might as well just shut everything down, then. This discrimination against one company that has no worse security than the others is basically just toadying to the USA. I thought Germany had got over that.

Deutsche Bahn stands to lose €400M if it has to do Huawei with Chinese kit

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Re: Let's be clear

Um, I think you'll find much more US interference in EU industries than Chinese. It started in 1945.

Google Street View car careens into creek after 100mph cop chase

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Re: Florida driving license

And I've noticed that emergency vehicles usually proceed carefully, even through green lights. Better they arrive a few seconds later than not arrive at all.

When they don't take care, oops.

AWS: IPv4 addresses cost too much, so you’re going to pay

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Re: Wait ... there is more

Downvote because

"We'll need dual stack for the next decade(s)"

is oversimplification. We'll need coexistence for the next decade(s). Apps will need a dual-stack API, ditto. But read up on "IPv6-mostly" and you'll see that dual stack on the wire can start to go away now.

There's a write-up.

Linux lover consumed a quarter of the network

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Re: Rule one...

Way before 1996, people at CERN referred to a network called "Jumbo Jet on line" (mag tapes by air freight were very competitive with the early Internet). Andy Tanenbaum was often at CERN so he could have learned about it there.

On site, they used "bicycle on line" (mag tapes could cross the site on the back of a bike quicker than the bits could cross the site network).

Internet registry APNIC announces governance and election reforms

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Kudos

This is 100% good news. Making governance structures more transparent, with more checks and balances, and with less opportunity for capture by greedy parties, is what every registry should do.

UK's proposed alt.GDPR will turn Britain into a 'test lab' for data harvesting

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No problem for Rikki

No problem for Rikki and his pals - that will only help the UK be an even more attractive venue for yet more financial magic, data-based crime, and tax evasion.

How a dispute over IP addresses led to a challenge to internet governance

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Re: Time for IPv8

"I expect having established the business model for IPv4 they will simply transfer it to IPv6, as most people won’t understand.."

They can't do that, for various reasons. IPv6 is the best way to defeat these scumbags.

We're 44.76% of the way there according to Google's latest data.

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Re: Time for IPv8

That's why the Internet is dual stacked.

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Re: Nice internet you got here.

Fortunately the transit operators have more sense.

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Not optional

NRS is a bunch of scumbags, or do I mean scambags? In any case they must simply be resisted by all means possible. That's all.

Want to feel old? Ethernet just celebrated its 50th birthday

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Rings

"The original bus network continues to run rings around all its rivals"

Well, cute, especially for those of us who also remember token buses and token rings. But of course (as I'm sure Geoff's blog points out), today's "Ethernet" bears almost no technical resemblance to the Boggs & Metcalf Ethernet, or even the original "yellow cable" DIX Ethernet, except the frame format. Oh, and the name hasn't changed. That which we call an Ethernet by any other name would smell quite different.

It's time to mark six decades of computer networking

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And earlier...

I'd add "Computer Networks and their Protocols" by Donald Davies, Derek Barber, W.L. Price and C.M. Solomonides, Wiley, 1979, for an even earlier tome by one of the inventors of packet switching and his colleagues at NPL.

I was in meetings with Derek Barber in the 1980s, and he was always pretty reluctant to accept that TCP/IP had "won" the protocol wars.

(Lots to enjoy at https://ethw.org/Oral-History:Donald_Davies_%26_Derek_Barber )

And any history of networking in the UK must pay respect to Peter Kirstein, who brought the ARPANET to London in 1973.

US cyber ambassador says China knows how to steal its way to dominance of cloud and AI

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No, they should be thanking the President that started it

Don't be absurd. Richard Nixon started things off by talking to the Chinese and encouraging trade and cultural exchanges. US (and other Western) industry simply followed his lead. So what if there was a bit of IP leakage? Did we ever pay royalties to the Chinese for inventing gunpowder and printing? This is how human economic development has always worked: copying and improving on somebody else's inventions. Patents and copyrights are a modern invention, and if you're an open source software user you already know that they are mainly a tool to make the rich richer. Who can blame China for sidestepping that?

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Re: They certainly know how to steal

Only because they knocked off Jacquard looms invented in France.

Everybody does it. The whole Industrial Revolution depended on technology transfer. Only when the transfer is from the USA, it suddenly becomes unfair.

EU boss Breton: There's no Huawei that Chinese comms kit is safe to use in Europe

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Re: Back to the Stone Age?

"thanks to CCP subsidies"
Please provide evidence for that. And of course, we note the whiny use of "CCP" when you mean "government". Also please demonstrate that Ericsson and Nokia never got their own government subsidies.

I truly don't understand why the EU would believe the totally unsubstantiated claims about Huawei or ZTE equipment having better back doors than the Western kit.

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

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Re: I can finally admit something

Who is this "Trump" of whom you speak? I didn't find that name in El Reg's crime report.

Whistleblower claims Uncle Sam is sitting on hoard of alien vehicles and tech

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No smoke without...

They might come this week in response to the smoke signals from Canada.

10 years after Snowden's first leak, what have we learned?

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Re: Spy vs spy

Not so. Some of it was kept by GCCS (renamed as GCHQ). Others were broken up and used as spare parts (e.g. to build the first computer in Manchester).

Huawei could be banned from 5G networks across the EU

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Re: Where Washington leads, many partners follow.

Yes. The entire attack on Huawei is and always has been pure protectionism, in which for some reason organisations like the NSA and GCHQ have allowed themselves to be enrolled. All countries doing this should be the subject of complaints at the WTO - this is a direct assault on free trade by the countries that claim to be the strongest defenders of free trade. The hypocrisy is unbelievable.

Malaysia goes its own Huawei, won't ban Chinese vendor from 5G network

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Well done

One up for fair and open procurement policies based on price and performance, as advocated by capitalist theory.

Why you might want an email client in the era of webmail

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Frosty reception

Just freeze updates and you will be happy for ever, security risks excepted.

Don't panic. Google offering scary .zip and .mov domains is not the end of the world

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.crap

Yeah, those pesky furriners who don't write proper English just need to stop using the Internet right now! /s

No, this is to do with creating utterly pointless domain names because some idiots will pay up anyway.

Kyndryl, IBM sued for age discrimination by former global software director

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Re: Age discrimination is everywhere

"Experience" is dangerous because you might actually know better than the person you'd be working for, and show everybody that they are a waste of space. You might also be capable of thinking for yourself, also a highly undesirable property for an underling.