* Posts by Phil Kingston

874 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jan 2008

Stand back, we're going in: The Register rips a 7th-gen ThinkPad X1 Carbon apart. Literally

Phil Kingston

Re: Soldered ram, glossy screen, no ethernet - no thanks

Enterprises aren't interested in upgrading RAM before the lease on the kit runs out. And ethernet ports aren't used, or are attached to the dock. Keeping the cost down however is a good thing.

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Re: My Dell Latitude beats it

HP probably do, but their website is such and unfathomable mess they're probably near-impossible to find.

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Re: re: function key/control key

Have to ask, why?

We strained our eyes with Lenovo's monster monitor: 43.4 inches for price of five 24" screens

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Yep, my maths is OK, my typing less so.

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Yeah, that'll teach me for typing on my phone

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32:10

School me, but that's 16:15 in marketing speak?

Magic Leap's CFO and creative director quit, and it's not a harbinger of doom or anything

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Re: obligatory TITSUP add here :o)

Totally

Imagined

Technology

Suffers

Unforeseen

Plight

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Re: John Gaeta has left

|He's going to sink with his ship

I imagine he's got a solid-gold liferaft further weighed down with pallet-loads of cash though.

A bridge over troubled water: Intel teases Ponte Vecchio, the GPU brains in US govt's 1-exaFLOPS Aurora supercomputer

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I salute you - that's the biggest reach-out from an unrelated article to crow-bar in an anti-Windows comment I've seen for quite some time.

They terrrk err jerrrbs! Vodafone replaces 2,600 roles with '600 bots' in bid to shrink €48bn debt

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FAIL

So instead of 2600 Indians following a script with no possibility of thinking for themselves, we have 600 bots following a script with no possibility of thinking for themselves.

It'll help the finances, but hardly a win for customer service.

Bloodhound rocket car target of 550mph put on ice after engine overheat

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It'll be in the FIA rules for a valid record attempt that they recognise I expect.

Ex from Hell gets six years for online stalking, revenge pics campaign against two women

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One protected with a username/password

Game over: Atari VCS architect quits project, claims he hasn’t been paid for six months

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Two hopes

HMRC's HTTPS howler: Childcare payments site cert expired at 1am on Sunday, down for hours

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Re: Feature Request

For most govt IT I think you're massively underestimating steps 4 and 5. Kinda why I'm a fan of the Restrospecive Change - I'll fix it, you faff about after.

Hard luck, Claranet. You managed to go 29 whole days without an incident

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Claranet?

The name rings a bell. Would they have been my ISP like 20 years ago?

HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some

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All I want...

...is a mono printer that just prints A4 when I send a job to it. Possibly duplex.

I don't need colour, scanner, FAX, scan-to-email, NFC, Wi-Fi, bundled apps, opportunities to "register", cloud-based printing, ongoing subscriptions, immediately-obsolete consumables or any of the other cruff.

Increasingly hard to find a printer that just prints.

Phil Kingston

Re: Generic PCL if you're just printing.

Yeah, I'm surprised a security engineer would install the several 100MB HP seem to ship with their devices. The actual driver's usually buried in there for extraction anyways.

Seriously, this sh!t again? 24m medical records, 700m+ scan pics casually left online

Phil Kingston

Re: Managers

Kinda. But I still say that until CIOs start going to prison, this lind of shit will continue.

Two years ago, 123-Reg and NamesCo decided to register millions of .uk domains for customers without asking them. They just got the renewal reminders...

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Maybe use a prepaid Visa card with no credit on it?

Lights, camera, camera, camera, action: iPhone, iPad, Watch, chip biz in new iPhone, iPad, Watch, chip shocker

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Re: Peak tech

But, but, new, shiny!

OK, let's try that again: Vulture rakes a talon on Samsung's fresh attempt at the Galaxy Fold 5G

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Re: Why?

2019. There's no way "most people" want those. Downvote-a-geddon, but it's the truth,

Apple is a filthy AWS, Azure, Google reseller, gripe punters: iPhone giant accused of hiding iCloud's real backend

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Re: A contract is a contract

Exactly. But in addition to a lawyer who got a scent for dollars I'd love to hear from some aggrieved users on how this actually impacted them. Convincingly.

Actually - two, make it two, I'd settle for hearing from two users for whom this was actually an issue.

Capital One gets Capital Done: Hacker swipes personal info on 106 million US, Canadian credit card applicants

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Re: Grab data, post data, alert world+dog

I think the real takeaway here is that even the FBI managed to track down someone who "used her full real name as the account name". You can't get much past them these days.

Toodle-oo Raijin and g'day Gadi, you beauty! Australia's fastest super 'puter will bench 38 PFLOPS later this year

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Obligatory "Can it run Doom?"

Ex-Microsoft dev used test account to swipe $10m in tech giant's own store credits, live life of luxury, Feds allege

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FIST phnarr phnarr

Apollo at 50? How about 40 years since Skylab smacked into Australia

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As a Perth resident, I can say we're particularly non-plussed about the whole thing. If NASA want to crash shit into the ground, they've got enough room in their own backyard.

Bloodhound gang rides again: That's the Super Sonic Car bods, not the bawdy novelty pop act

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You and me baby ain't nuthin but Saffas

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

UK privacy watchdog threatens British Airways with 747-sized fine for massive personal data blurt

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180 million...

.... would have bought a lot of pen testing.

Heck, 18m would have probably done it.

Metropolitan Police's facial recognition tech not only crap, but also of dubious legality – report

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Re: It's in its infancy, but it will improve

Even trying to actively avoid all that stuff you leave enough of a trail for someone with the right access to get a good handle on you.

Hot desk hell: Staff spend two weeks a year looking for seats in open-plan offices

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Re: A pox on people behaving sterotypically

We're about to go through the very same exercise. It has been commanded from head office that there shall be no more offices, everyone will be "on the floor". Taking into consideration that we're also hearing that there may not actually be enough desks for everyone and "don't we have a lot of swish new meeting rooms" it's obvious what's going to happen.

NASA goes commercial, publishes price for trips to the ISS – and it'll be multi-millionaires only for this noAirBNB

Phil Kingston

Re: Zero-g Bonk fee?

>I'm sure I read somewhere about difficulty maintaining an errction in zero G conditions

That's my excuse

What's big, blue, and hands out pink slips? IBM on Thursday: Word spreads of job cuts

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>work 90 days to get 1 months pay, or volunteer to retrain in a bootcamp.

Sounds very North Korean to me

Apple strips clips of WWDC devs booing that $999 monitor stand from the web using copyright claims. Fear not, you can listen again here...

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I think it's even more laughable that they'll charge for a VESA adaptor.

Google may have taken this whole 'serverless' thing too far: Outage caused by bandwidth-killing config blunder

Phil Kingston

Re: Whatever happened to distributed computing?

>The whole point of moving to the Cloud was to provide redundancy

It's one of the points, but not the entire point.

Phisher folk reel in Computacenter security vetting mailbox packed with sensitive staff data

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Re: "Computacenter is offering a 12-month free ID monitoring service"

Wasn't it that they vulnerable because of *out of date* open source code?

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Yep, until we see custodial sentences actually handed out to CIOs they'll continue to be these stories.

EE switches on 5G: Oi, where are your Mates? Yes, we mean the Huawei phones

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Re: Bit of a crap deal

But, but you'll be able to download a movie in "seconds"!

True, for the rest of the month you'll be capped at whatever they decide, but that initial download will be SWEET

Twist my Arm why don't you: Brit CPU behemoth latest biz to cease work with Huawei – report

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Re: Conspiracy theory No. 1

>Most likely because the US judicial system has been supporting US companies at the expense of foreign ones for decades

Not saying it's right, but that sounds pretty much the same as the Chinese have done.

Where there's a will, there's Huawei: US govt already eases trade ban with 90-day reprieve

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"Huawei has been determined by the US government to be acting contrary to the national security or foreign policy interests of the United States".

More bluster. Is it correct that there's been no actual proof of either of those things?

I mean, China may not have much to complain about when considering what they ban within their own territory, but at least they don't pretend to be all about freedom etc.

China trade tariffs? Fuhgeddaboudit, say Cisco execs. We, er, shifted some production

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I'm guessing it'll be easier to install NSA wizardry if the kit's made in the US.

Get in line, USA: Sweden reopens Assange rape allegations probe

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He's back where he started. Or further back as he's now at Her Majesty's Pleasure. Makes him look like a bit of a numpty for choosing to spend years in a shoebox.

US minister invokes Maggie Thatcher, says she would have halted Huawei 5G rollout

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Re: Pompeo has lost it ...

Similar laws in the west. Including the Australian one that requires tech companies to break encryption if asked. Quite how they're their expected to break mathematics isn't known.

It's all about the returns: NetApp shutters certain EMEA offices and lays off staff

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Re: Mismanglement at it again.

Does that work well with language differences and things?

FYI: Someone left 24GB of personal info on 80m US households exposed to the public internet

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Re: Another day

Except not a hack

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Shadow IT is a real thing. Your bright-eyed junior in Finance tells his boss he can do some whizzy data analysis but it's too expensive to get a database server out of IT. But, if his boss will let him have the company credit card number he can get it up and running in Azure this afternoon.

The bright-eyed junior may know numbers, but doesn't have a clue about IT security. And shit like this happens.

Switchzilla rolls out Wi-Fi 6 kit: New access points, switch for a standard that hasn't officially arrived

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Re: Nomenclature

I've been hearing people claim their mobe is 5G for some time now, just because it has 5GHz Wi-Fi.

Uncle Sam charges Julian Assange with conspiracy to commit computer intrusion

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| Assange faces a maximum of five years in prison if convicted of the charge.

Makes his lengthier asylum choice look even more laughable.

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

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My boy saw me type the code in once. I simply told him it changed every day so he needn't bother trying it tomorrow. Worked a charm.

Ex-Mozilla CTO: US border cops demanded I unlock my phone, laptop at SF airport – and I'm an American citizen

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"A spokesperson for the border patrol told us: "As a matter of policy, CBP can’t comment on pending litigation."

Lock him in a room for 3 hours and then see if he feels like commenting.

It's time to reset the 'Days without a Facebook data loss' sign after 500 million records left exposed on AWS

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And "where". I imagine they'll just shift operations to somewhere that suits them better.