* Posts by Ian Michael Gumby

4454 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Apr 2006

EMC picks Greenplum Data Computing appliance

Ian Michael Gumby

Who's left?

All the other companies got picked up already.

Hefty physicist: Global warming is 'pseudoscientific fraud'

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Lets get real...

"Over eight out of ten climate scientists believe that human activity contributes to global warming: http://stats.org/stories/2008/global_warming_survey_apr23_08.html ."

So does the human population contribute to global warming? Probably. Lots of people aka bio mass, lots of cars polluting the environment. Coal power plants...

The point is that there is some truth to that statement.

But what's not true is the portrayal that its the human element that is the cause for the global warming.

The only positive thing from all of the bogus spew is that the "green" idjits who were anti-nuclear are now opening their eyes and are seeing the potential of nuclear power.

Zork goes native on the Kindle

Ian Michael Gumby

Hello Sailor!

No comment. Thought that it was fitting.

Google spits back at Oracle's Android suit

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

Tort law allows for up to tripple damages.

Google is on thin ice here.

The point that they are trying to make is that worst case they shouldn't be hit with triple the damages.

And yes, those damages will be very expensive when you consider the number of licensed Google phones are out there... HTC, Moto, etc ...

Opting out of behavioural ads to get easier for US users

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Coat

Yeah er Riiiight.!

I'll believe it when I see it.

Sorry but none of these trade organizations are trust worthy. Or rather there's no true enforcement of when their "members" behave badly.

Sorry, but I'll stick to NoScript and stop the tracking that way.

(Or at least hinder it.)

What's really interesting is the addition of social networking to site like CNN, Chicago Tribune (Tribune company run a couple of news papers across the US.) which require people who wish to post comments on articles/editorials, must sign in using their Twiiter/Google/Facebook login.

Gee I wonder why? :-(

But hey! I have nothing to hide... right?

Pentagon out to 'destroy' Wikileaks, founder says

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

@Graham Marsden

No.

I think you missed the point.

In today's society, there exists a need for something like Wikileaks. Just not something like Ass-n-age. Personally he has the mentality of someone who goes on MTV's real life or road rules but would be beaten and tossed out on his ass were he on Jersey Shore. (All mindless tv shows that pander to our need to watch train wrecks.)

The point is that were Ass-n-age to have done this right, there wouldn't be any hype and his name would never be known. That is... had he gone through the documents and redacted names, dates and sometimes places he would be doing the "right thing" in the right manner.

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

Just as obvious...

Ass-n-age has been carrying out his leftist viewed agenda.

Its ok for him to spill the beans but if anyone spills the beans about his organization... well that's not fair.

Sorry, no sympathy because wikileaks could have been a good thing, but his ego and lack of consideration for the consequences of his actions killed it.

Watch the leftist leaning simple thinking folks flag this post with a lot of thumbs down.

Why is IBM declaring war on Cisco?

Ian Michael Gumby
Go

No need for any new "tech"...

BNT makes a couple of good products and has a history in switching.

I would imagine that these "dumb" switches as you call them are significant and fit in to IBM's hardware play.

Looking at cloud computing, you're going to want a good efficient ToR switch (ToR== Top of Rack). They have good hardware at a decent price. 10GBe for 10K? Too much? they just released a product that has 1GBe ports w 4 10GBe ports for 'trunking'.

So if you're building a cloud and are standardizing on Ethernet, its a smart move for IBM to take them over.

Artist crafts Kevin Bacon bacon bust

Ian Michael Gumby

I thought...

More like Conan OBrien with that hair flip

Las Vegas death ray roasts hotel guests

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Hmmm here's an idea!

Instead of putting up umbrellas or plants, why not make a grid of solar cells that can offer some shade and convert that sun energy in to electricity.

The upside is that marketing could spin this as a way to make the building greener and reduce their operating costs. Plus they probably could get a tax credit too.

Simple solution that the hotel could afford and get some good publicity out of it.

Keene USB FM Transmitter

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

Its only illegal if you get caught!

And actually even if you do get caught, its going to be very difficult for the prosecution to charge you.

;-)

But that's besides the point. Being part BOFH, I rather like Wagner.

I'd even admit to liking the smell of Napalm, but where can you get it these days?

Now if one were truly evil, and you can run multiple dongles on the same PC, a much more "interesting" torture would be to play some sugar coated brit pop from the '80's over and over again on overlaying all of the popular stations... And if you don't fancy that... the get a copy of Monty Python's Flying Circus album and put "... The records stuck.." on an endless loop.

Facial recognition tech could hit plod smartphones

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Before anyone tries to patent this idea...

Check out Japanese Anime "Eden of the East".

If Moore's law holds true... in about 10 years your phone will be able to do this right and still let you surf the net for porn at the same time. :-)

Channel islanders attack Street View car

Ian Michael Gumby
Pirate

Cameras only on when car is running.

So its pretty easy to sneak up on the car.

Of course, if you really want to have fun, I guess you could be masked, fire paint balls at the camera dome and then have your fun with the car.

Paris brushes off Japanese ejection over coke bust

Ian Michael Gumby
IT Angle

Should we care about Paris?

Kudos to the Japanese that have low tolerance for stars behaving badly. Not to mention Paris really isn't a star and is only famous for being famous.

Sorry but this puff piece has no relevance except for the Paris icon.

Stallman storms in on Oz software patent conflab

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

@alain

I think you meant Software Patents not IT patents in general.

Patents in general are good.

Software patents are bad.

Online hotel bookings to be probed for price-fixing

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Paris Hilton

Not really 'price fixing'...

The argument about price-fixing could be used in any business that sells a commodity product.

An example... you have a group of cattle ranchers who are bringing their herd to auction. Would you call it price fixing if the ranchers decide not to sell their herds because the market prices at auction are too low and they'd be selling their cattle at a loss?

Looking at the hotel industry...

If they are being forced to sell a limited number of rooms at a loss, so that they can get more visibility, it means that they will have to sell more rooms at a higher price than their minimum price so that they can remain profitable. Hotels publish a set Rack Rate which is the 'list price' of the room even though they will sell rooms for less. Also note that they will increase the price of the rooms based on availability within the region. So if there's a large convention in town and all of the hotels are going to be booked, then they will sell the rooms at a rate closer to the published rack rate. Now is this price fixing or collusion if all of the hotels do this independently because of market pressure? (Supply and Demand.)

There's nothing wrong here unless Hilton, Hyatt, etc ... all go in to a back room and agree that they won't offer a room to a reseller for x% points off rack.

Its also not illegal if Hilton says that they aren't going to offer any rooms to a reseller for less than %40 of rack rate, and then other hotels do the same. We saw this in the airline industry with baggage fees....

Paris because well she's a Hilton...

Google tuts at gov caginess with Transparency Report

Ian Michael Gumby
Flame

Translation of 'Do No Evil'

Google has the right to believe what they believe. However, its a bit disingenuous to cry foul and claim governments are doing evil because they censor Google provided content.

So is it evil for the German government to censor Google links that may reference neo-nazi hate groups and fascist memorabilia that is sold around the world yet is illegal in Germany? (And for a good reason.)

The true meaning to 'Do No Evil' isn't a statement of Google not doing evil but those around them are doing 'evil' by doing anything which may be detrimental to Google's best interest. After all because anything good for Google must be good for all of man kind.

The flame is for Google. They truly are evil.

Blade Network adds top-of-racker

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Thumb Up

Who buys TOR 1GBe switches?

Lots of people.

Looking at Blade Network's 10GBe offering, it retails around 13K (USD) versus 6K (USD) for the mix of 1GBe and 10GBe.

This switch actually makes sense. In building a Hadoop Cloud, a node w 8 2TB SATA drives will experience a bottleneck on disk i/o before hitting a 1GBe networking bottleneck. (YMMV) but you can cheaply solve this via port bonding. Then you'll only be slow on the trunk (uplink) from rack to backbone. There the 10GB should be enough...

So the product fits an immediate need where customers can't yet justify the higher cost of switches and nic cards.

How Ellison could fight Google's Android - without lawyers

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

@Strong Type...

Apparently you seem to know "all the facts" of the case.

(That was supposed to be sarcastic.)

Its interesting to see my previous comment flagged negatively.

While its true that I believe Google is evil and dislike them, I also have the same disdain for Oracle. It just so happens that the law is on Oracle's side on this one.

If this goes to court, Google is going to lose because both sides have the deep pockets to hire very good lawyers.

Aside from that, Google still may "win" if they can capture enough market share to make this gambit pay off. But you never thought about that.

;-)

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Get your facts straight...

Strong type must be a google fanboi or maybe he just never ran his own shop to comprehend that Oracle is protecting their revenue stream from licensing Java Me.

Look, its pretty straight forward so let me break it down to you.

J2ME had never been 'free' and had to be licensed if/when embedded in to a device.

Oracle is doing what it has to do to keep their revenue stream alive. Google is trying to do an end run around Oracle because they don't want to pay for the license stream of J2ME.

In short Google got caught once again with their hand in the cookie jar and now they are getting taken to court.

If found guilty, they will probably have to pay triple damages because of their willful infringement.

(They thought they found a loophole and knew what they were doing was a violation of the terms of the licensing agreement.)

Its that simple.

No dirty tricks here. Sun did this to Microsoft and Microsoft had to cough up what... a billion or so dollars?

No malice or evil on the part of Oracle, unless of course you think all lawyers are evil and that upon passing the bar, there's a ceremony where they sign their souls over to the devil. Now that would be evil.

Morgan Chase blames Oracle for online bank crash

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@ Robert Taylor

Not exactly.

You could have a data corruption that occurs independent of the raw data. So it could be software and not hardware.

The issue is setting the database back to a good state and then roll forward a series of transactions. They could be in the database log or it could be an external log of the transactions.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

If they are looking at IBM...

Don't know why they would be looking at DB2.

JPMChase already has Informix's IDS in house which is IBM's *other* database and is actually a much better performer in terms of HA and OLTP processing.

But then again, JPMC will take the cue from their IBM client rep and his cadre of simple minded sales reps who'll sell JPMC whatever they think will make them the most money, regardless of what is really best for the customer.

Do I sound a bit jaded? Maybe. But then again, I know more than I care to talk about. ;-P

-G

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

Different system.

Your big bill comes at the end of term on a swap/swaption cap/caption or whatever hedging derivative they use to raise capital.

So when you have a 50 million dollar deal and you're end of term, that's where you start to pay big bucks.

But I digress. That would be a different system than the one they use to manage their retail clients.

At least it should be....

Microsoft takes Oracle side in Google Java-phone attack

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Really?

No surprises there.

Essentially Google is trying to do an 'end run' around Java's licensing which Microsoft had tried and got their pee-pee spanked by Sun over the same issue. So what's good for the goose must be good for the gander.

In short, Microsoft is going to cry foul if Google gets away with their 'cheat' and then has a leg up on the competition. (Licensing costs are passed on to the consumer...)

Google ops czar condemns multi-core extremists

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@Brett

Does this mean IBM is going back to pushing the Cell architecture?

While this may seem like a joke... its not.

Nikon points D7000 camera at high-end enthusiasts

Ian Michael Gumby
Flame

What? No sample photo's?

I'd have figured El Reg would have gotten their hands on one to really take it for a test drive.

The flame because the article was too short and a full review needs to happen. :-(

Czechs tell Google to stop StreetView

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@AC

"Do no evil? Let's rephrase that "Don't get caught doing evil, but if you do get caught then claim it was an accident.""

Google only made that claim in order to set up their defense. In the US and probably the rest of the Western world, 'mens rea'. That is that you shouldn't be found guilty of committing a crime if you didn't have the intent of committing a crime. (dirty mind).

Unfortunately for Google, they can't make that claim since they filed for a patent on specifically trolling for wi-fis.

There's more of course, but until they are charged and go in front of the judge... this is all noise. ;-)

Ian Michael Gumby
Big Brother

@Ef'd

"It's a shame Google did that - it'd be interesting to see its effect on the Czech Republic's infrastructure."

To answer your question, not a damn thing.

Mapping the data isn't the issue. Snooping on wi-fi is.

I don't know what the issue is. Tele Atlas and Navteq have been mapping streets around the globe for years and still continue to do so. (Tele Atlas is owned by TomTom and Navteq owned by Nokia)

So you can still expect map data to be generated. Incidentally its even feasible for governments (at all levels) to capture their own data and then publish it, or sell it to be blended in with other vendor's data... ;-)

Ian Michael Gumby
Big Brother

@Alien Doctor

It seems that you either are a google fanboi or you clearly miss the point.

Google was in fact war driving and slurping up unencrypted wi-fi data which is in fact an illegal wire tap in multiple countries. Just because the network isn't secured doesn't mean that there isn't an expectation of privacy.

In addition, there is no legal reason to identify unencrypted private wi-fi networks.

Again just because the wi-fi network isn't protected doesn't mean that any 'free-tard' has the right to access the network. In fact, using someone's private network without permission is also in fact illegal in multiple countries.

If you leave your keys in your car and I hop in and take the car, doesn't mean I won't get charged with grand theft.

BTW, the issue isn't Google Streetview but the fact that Google was also capturing the wi-fi data. So because of that, Google is being stopped.

Its interesting that Google hasn't been charged. Not to mention that Google has probably also destroyed evidence of their crimes well beyond what they admitted to coughing up.

Google is evil in spite of their claims otherwise. "The best trick the Devil did was to convince people he wasn't real..." (I forget the exact quote and the movie... )

Do the Webminimum

Ian Michael Gumby
Flame

The Reg report tries to grok Unix and fails...

Perhaps it is that the reporter in trying to hype a good tool (webmin) that he lost style points with the audience.

Using Webmin makes life easier than trying to remember all of the different flavors of *nix that exist. Not to mention that gui based tools have been around for a long time with Sun system admins really doing most from the command lines. (Back in the 90's you had SAM (IBM) and SMIT (HP-UX)

So it made life easier for the system admins who had to manage multiple machines from different types of vendors and/or had to trouble shoot various systems.

GUI tools also made it easier so you didn't have to memorize all of the options or constantly flip back to the man pages ...

I took offense at the El Reg reporter who slammed the senior admin types who tease newbies for asking stupid questions when they could easily google or RTFM. System Admins tend to remain old school when it comes to training the next generation. Now if only software developers retained that same standard, we might actually have better code...

(If you're a software developer and don't understand the difference between today's environment and 'old school', well that's too bad...)

SciDB: Relational daddy answers Google, Hadoop, NoSQL

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

What? No mention of Illustra?

I'm curious why no mention of Stonebraker's Illustra.

Why its important is Mike Olsen.

Olsen is one of the founders of Cloudera.

Google search index splits with MapReduce

Ian Michael Gumby
Thumb Up

Putting this in perspective...

While Google has their internal code... The rest of the world has Map/Reduce in Hadoop and BigTable in HBase.

Assange asks for new lawyer

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Thumb Down

@AC

So its ok to release documents that openly identify citizens of a foreign government who worked with the US, and their Allies to get rid of the insurgents so they can live freely?

Putting their private lives at risk and those of their families?

Sorry but I hate this... "My life is private, but everyone else's lives are fair game."

Maybe he and Eric Schmidt should share a room...

Privacy watchdogs challenge laptop seizures at US borders

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@Lee

Your 'mate' as you put it was at the center of an investigation in to criminal activity. Unless the TSA is in fact investigating you... they won't go through the hassle or expense.

Google's antitrust probe spin answered

Ian Michael Gumby
Big Brother

Groklaw is an op-ed piece

I did a quick first blush read of the Groklaw piece that you reference.

The author (not identified or easily identified) is sharing their opinion based on their assumption of the facts.

One can take a counter viewpoint that while Google weighs the validity of the site based on content, it creates an artificial barrier to entry. A new start up may be viewed as a lower quality source. As a lower quality of source, it will have a harder time getting market penetration unless it catches a lucky break.

The coincidences of the law firm handling competitors of Google is a moot point. When you shop for a lawyer, the lawyer or its firm can not have a conflict of interest, so any firm that specializes in this space that hasn't worked for google will most likely have worked for the competition. Since people tend to hire what they think is the best firm to represent them, firms that have experience combating google will rank higher in the list, or firms that have dealt with larger clients will rank higher.

Again its spin and straw man arguments.

If / when Google is ruled to be a monopoly then you'll have a game changing event.

It will take a judge to determine that Google is a monopoly and then the uphill battle faced by the start up will get easier.

Google rejigs privacy policy after ice-cream van man slam

Ian Michael Gumby
Big Brother

Translation...

"To be clear, we aren't changing any of our privacy practices; we want to make our policies more transparent and understandable."

This is translated to mean...

Hi, this is Google, your friendly neighborhood 'chocolate factory'.

We just want to remind you that anything you do online which comes across one of our sites/services and/or our 'partner sites' is now the property of Google and we have the right to do whatever we want to do with information about you and your online activities.

We wanted to make it perfectly clear that we own the internet and your viewing/use of said internet. We say that we're doing this to enhance your online experience, but in short, the truth is that we make money by destroying your privacy, with your permission, so that we can charge outrageous amount of money to advertisers and people who want to know your surfing habits.

We want to make it perfectly clear that we're too big to prosecute and too big to fail because if we did, the internet will come crashing down. We after all own 1/3rd of the internet....

Thank you and have a nice day!

'Jetpack' inventors: US military showing interest. Honest

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@Danny

The thing weighs 250lbs.

So how do you carry it with you? How do you carry a regular load of weapons and kit?

You want to jump in... guess what... I'll hear you coming so you lose the shock value.

Now if you had a backpack flight gear that was lightweight and silent? I'd be the first one to hand you a check.

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Worthless "invention"

From a Military perspective, too heavy, too loud, and too slow.

Not to mention in the field, fod can cause serious damage to the ducted fans.

Maybe if you did a bit of a redesign and made it a drone... but even then there are other devices and options.

Maybe a tactical news chopper for the morning traffic report?

No wait, CCTV and monitors in the roadway cover that already.

Sorry but if you're going to tinker, look for ways to quickly make carbon fiber cloth and graphite cloth that can be quickly pressed in to parts and can be recycled. Now that would have some value.

TomTom drums up upgrade for iPhone app

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@Mike White.

Yeah. Like I said.. no brainer.

But unless you have a Garmin phone, your sat nav device doesn't have a camera. So how do you load the pick on the device?

That's the kicker. You get your coordinates via the geo tagged photo. You could easily have just had an API that allowed you to enter the coordinates manually and well off you go.

I was wondering if anyone thought about this in terms of trying to patent it. Its really a trivial obvious thing to patent. But hey! What do I know? I don't work for the USPTO so what I and most people would think to be obvious, well... it may not be obvious to the blokes working there.

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@SSR

I don't know what rock you've been living under but...

TomTom bought TeleAtlas which is probably why Nokia bought Navteq. So there are 3 companies Navteq, TeleAtlas and Google which produce data.

As to getting up to date roads, here's the thing... the world is a very big place. So when you have a finite fleet of cars that are equipped with GPS and camera that can only drive a finite number of routes per day... it will take years before you can re-drive some routes.

So if you missed your shot of Mooning Google as they drive by your house, you'll have to wait a couple of years till you get your next chance. ;-)

Ian Michael Gumby
Thumb Up

Using a geo tagged photo is a no brainer.

If you think about this...here's a good use case.

We have friends who are visiting London on vacation.

They have an incredible meal at a small restaurant that is off the beaten path (we're tourists right?).

So they take a geo tagged photo of the front of the restaurant.

My wife and I decide to visit London for Holiday. Our friends send us the pic and say... go check this place out.

Rather than try and google the restaurant's name and try and find its address, we just use the picture's geo tag and say 'take us here'. The app does the rest.

Sure there are other ways of doing this ... but this is a very convenient way of communicating the location. Not only do you have its location, but you can match the photo to the exterior building so you know you're at the right location. (100 W Smythe Street vs 100 W Smith Street ... you get the idea).

Thumbs up because its a cute idea.

Monster Afghan spy airship to feature quad drinking straws

Ian Michael Gumby
Black Helicopters

Just some stuff to consider....

First no one's talked about the cross sectional view on radar. (How stealthy the craft?)

Ceiling? Usually that's classified, so I question the 30K ceiling request.

As to having to counter the fact that the craft gets lighter as they burn off fuel...

I wonder why they can't pull water vapor and condense it and store it in to ballast tanks?

Trivial to do.

(Especially if you're using some solar collectors to generate electricity.)

The other thing people have to realize is size... not easy to spot from the ground.

If the ground enemy had radar, they'd be easier to pinpoint... ;-)

But with respect to the original airship... Maybe they should consider using it to help fight forest fires?

HP & Hynix join forces for memristor fab

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Thumb Up

Go HP! GO!

I almost said speed racer... but well... ok call me silly in being excited.

The fact that this is a radical game changer that could help keep up Moore's Law.

The really cool thing is that if successful you can remove the spinning hard drive out of the equation if you can make these dense enough, and durable enough to last at least 5+ years.

Game-addicted man scores rare win over software lawyers

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Thumb Up

Spot on!

Yes this was a good article in that the courts agreed that you can't sign away your rights on a shrink wrap EULA. That an unenforceable clause is still an unenforceable clause.

As to the potential for success of this case?

IMHO snow balls chance in hell. But its going to cost the company probably 10-20K to get the case tossed.

Diesels greener than electric cars, says Swiss gov report

Ian Michael Gumby
Coat

@AC... The Swiss make good swiss chese...

At least there's holes in their argument...

First, I don't disagree with what they are saying. If you look at an electric car, and compare it with an equivalent gas/diesel model and not consider any external factors like the amount of energy and co2 used to make the battery and to dispose/recycle the battery, then their argument kind of holds water based on today's power generation.

If you consider improving on the efficiency of the hydro electric plants, looking more towards nuclear energy, you may see the CO2 emissions from the production of energy drop shifting things in to the EV court.

But that's not going to happen any time soon.

Your best bet would be to slow the urban speed down to 15mph in cities and 25mph on suburb streets. Then tax the heck out of the highways/tollways so that people opt to use public transportation.

Then improve the railways (US and NA) for inter city travel.

That should help reduce our carbon footprints.

Of course this doesn't amount to squat when you consider our environment is changing not just from CO2 output in the first world nations, but really also in the 3rd world nations and those striving to be second world nations. Biomass (people themselves) and the lack of pollution controls in those areas are just as bad.

You want to solve the problem? Remember that Soylent Green ... ;-)

Internet, China and Russia destroying US, rock and roll

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Taken with a grain of salt, she kind of has a point...

I think you have to take what she says, add kosher salt (larger crystals) and translate it to the techno educated folk speak... ;-)

She makes a couple of valid points.

First, full disclosure... I grew up in the 70's in Cleveland, so yeah I your typical rock n roll kid.

As a kid, someone would fork over a couple of buck for the album. We'd share it, or share a tape copy of the album. If we liked it, we would then buy our own copies of the album, make our own tapes because you didn't want to scratch the album... While the tapes weren't as good as the album, they were 'good enough'

We supported our favorite bands by buying their albums and t-shirts. When they produced crap, they knew it when we didn't buy their albums and stopped wearing their band's t-shirts.

The only exception was the Grateful Dead.

Because of music, there was face to face social interaction.

Speed forward to today...

You don't have albums, you have mp3 cuts that are all digital. You download the music instead of buying a CD SACD or whatever. Each copy is as perfect as the original.

So when you shared the music, you didn't need to go out and buy the album, you had a copy that was the exact same.

Instead of heading over to 'Jimmy's house' to head down to his basement crawl space that was converted in to a 'pit', you just put on a set of ear buds and listen on your own.

Again, the music is no longer shared, but now enjoyed individually.

So I can agree that the social dynamics of how we listen to and enjoy music today is different.

Do we blame the technology? Maybe not.

Her criticism of Russia and China is based on the notion that most are downloading their music illegally from sites hosted in those countries where the laws are less stringent and harder to chase down those who would break the law...

Here I do agree that both Russia and China's enforcement of cyber law are weak and China has a dismal record on protecting intellectual property and copyright laws. So again, taking what she said with a grain of salt, there is some truth to her view of the world.

Coca-Cola and Facebook get touchy with Israeli teens

Ian Michael Gumby
Black Helicopters

And this is a shock?

Unfortunately that photo will become the property of Coke and Facebook and will be linked to your online identity forever.

This may seem harmless, but lets propagate the idea to lets say DAB hosting a Spring Break party in Cabo or something. That picture of a red plastic cup may contain water, but no one will know and the under aged student drinking will have some explaining to do. (Guilty until proven innocent.)

Call me paranoid, but too many people aren't paranoid enough and don't realize until after the fact that unlike a tattoo, what you toss out in to cyberspace can't be removed. ;-)

And people think IM Gumby is my real name. :-P

Google Marketplace DRM broken

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Sigh... @Lou

Lou...

Want to bet?

You seem to be on track when you mention PS3 or XBox. ;-)

Like I said there exists schemes that would work and why they were not implemented is beyond me.

Can they be broken? Maybe over time, but the point is that your security only has to be strong enough that its not worth the effort to break.

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Yawn...

Its a fairly trivial fix.

And no, I won't provide a free example... ;-)

Lets just say it involves changing the handshake. The only issue is that if you upgrade or move your handset, you'll need to register that handset move w Google.

Fail because its such an obvious fix that it shouldn't have been an issue in the first place.

Cleveland residents get RFID-equipped recycling

Ian Michael Gumby
Alien

@James

Yes the river burned. Back in the 60's.

Moving forward, the Cuyahoga is probably cleaner than the Chicago River.

Mistake on the Lake? Sure, sure. It keeps the tourists out so most people can enjoy themselves.

;-)

Of course if you really want to make fun of Cleveland... mention Dennis the Menace aka boy mayor aka Dennis Kucinich.