* Posts by Ian Michael Gumby

4454 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Apr 2006

Gatwick Airport security swoops on 3-inch rifle

Ian Michael Gumby
Coat

A little light in the loafers?

I really don't know if any of you blokes have seen this movie ... "Full Metal Jacket"?

There's one scene where the platoon is in training running around singing ... "This is my rifle, this is my gun... This is for shooting, this is for fun..."

Well you get the drift.

I guess you Brits, at least those who work in airport security are trying to compensate for their inadequacies... (A 3" gun)

Mines the coat closest to the door as I head out to a pub.

PS. yeah I know, I'm mixing my metaphors when I said 'light in the loafers' but hey, its a joke people!

Utah to honour Browning M1911 semi-automatic

Ian Michael Gumby
Coat

@Levente Really? PART 2...

In my previous post (assuming the mods like it.)

I point out your obvious ignorance of Chicago's gun laws and permit requirements, the state's law, and of course what NYC permits are available.

But you also some factual mistakes.

1) See my previous post which identifies the actual laws...

(Do you live in NYC and own a gun? Clearly you don't live in Chicago...)

2) I'm not sure what point you're tying to make. There are Federal requirements to own an automatic weapon along with some non-transferable tax stamps on Class 3 type of firearms.

Oh and BTW, try getting an FFL in the city of Chicago. (You do know what an FFL is, right?)

3) Chicago isn't a State, although there are many who feel that Chicao should secede from the state of IL. I'm not sure what value you have in trying to compare the state of LA to a city. Oh and yeah I think LA still has IL beat when it comes to corrupt politicians, although IL is trying real hard to play catch up.... ;-)

4) Where did you pull that fact out?

I've actually watched the marches and protests by neighborhood community leaders along with Jessie and Father Michael Pfleger. Oh and even that laughable protest against DSA arms... but I digress. Murders maybe down. Gun violence has been on a rise. But I take it you don't read either the Sun Times or Tribune (As in Chicago Tribune).

I think that about covers it.

So please get your facts straight.

Mine's the coat next to Levente's coat, and helmet he's supposed to wear when he goes out in public and rides that short bus to school. ;-)

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@Levente Really?

"Absolutely wrong, clueless crap. Seriously, since you are obviously an uber-ignorant loudmouth, how about hitting at least Wikipedia to check your stupid mantra first?"

So that's were you get your facts?

How about actually living in Chicago and having gone through the process of getting a gun ownership permit? Then there's the bit about registering your fire arms...

But lets correct your wikipedia knowledge.

Lets start off with the fact that the STATE OF ILLINOIS does not allow conceal carry period.

The only other state the doesn't allow conceal carry is WISCONSIN. So if the STATE OF NEW YORK allows conceal carry. That simple fact alone makes IL, not just Chicago stricter than NY City.

For your reference... http://www.usacarry.com/concealed_carry_permit_reciprocity_maps.html

Note that the two states in BLACK do not allow CONCEAL CARRY. Since you may or may not be familiar with CHICAGO, it is in the state of IL. (NO CONCEAL CARRY)

Now lets go to the cities that banned handguns outright.

Washington DC and Chicago.

The Washington DC ban was overturned and this gave way to the lawsuit filed by McDonald against the city of Chicago. (McDonald v. Chicago) Since you like wikipedia... you can see it here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald_v._Chicago

Now NY City never banned handguns. Did they? Didn't think so.

Are there gun dealers/stores within NY?

Wait, why bother to leave your chair? Let Google do the walking for you...

http://www.google.com/search?q=NY+City+Gun+Stores

Oh look! There are gun stores in NY.

How about Chicago?

http://www.google.com/search?q=Chicago+City+Gun+Stores

Ooops!

THERE ARE NO GUN STORES INSIDE THE CITY LIMITS OF CHICAGO.

Gee, now why is that?

Oh sure you can say that its because the city's ban was overturned 7 months ago and give it time...

Unfortunately you'd be wrong. There's already a lawsuit against the city because they refused a suburban gun store from opening up a shop within city limits. (You do realize that you need to get city approval for your business storefront, right?) No fire arms instructors in the City, and the only CMP groups are JROTC. (You do know what JROTC is right? or CMP?)

And since you mentioned it... here's the process you have to go through to get a gun permit. Now required for *all* firearms and not just handguns....

1) You are required to go to a certified firearms instructor and take a 4-5 hour course on gun safety. (This does include range time.) This course costs $100.00 or more.

2) You have to then fill out your application on a special yellow card. (You can't use the form on the internet and print it off.) You need the form, and two passport sized photos. The non-refundable fee for an application is $100.00

3) You have to take it to a specific location so you can get processed. (Digital finger and palm prints.) This location is out of the way, and its different from the listed site on the police web site. Luckily its a 2 block walk off a stop on the Orange Line. And the office is only open during the day M-F so you have to take off from work to go.

In about a week or so, you get the bottom third of the card in the mail. Its approximately 3.75" by 7.5". (Mine is the one numbered XXXXX)

Do you happen to have one?

Didn't think so.

Do you even know what the form looks like to register your fire arm(s)?

Didn't think so.

Now lets look at NY's permits:

http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/html/permits/handgun_licensing_information.shtml

Please focus your attention on 'Types of licenses'.

Wow. So many to chose from.

Chicago?

They offer only a 'premise' license. Oh and BTW, your garage isn't part of your premise. (Attached or detached garages.) Outside of that... you can't get any other type of license.

Ooops!

So much for your malarky that NY City has more strict gun laws on the books.

So,,, you were saying?

(Uber loudmouth who doesn't know what he's talking about?...)

Ian Michael Gumby

@ Robert Sneedon

Yes, the Hi-Power is a different gun.

I read in one of the gun mags that Browning felt that the 1911 was flawed and went on to create the Hi-Power.

Note: I am a fan of the .45

But living in Chicago, its not really a practical handgun to own. By practical, some would argue that it was an 'offensive' weapon and not a defensive weapon. (Police don't carry .45s). Also the ammo costs more...

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@Jacob

"- handguns are still more or less illegal in Cook County, which encompasses Chicago and its suburbs. In this situation, those who arm themselves do so illegally, but readily. The government will criminally prosecute an otherwise law-abiding citizen for the possession of a device that is readily obtained by the criminal element and used for harm. This has the effect of tipping the balance in favor of the criminal - he can go armed confident that the majority of the populace he will victimize is kept unarmed by the law of the land. That combination can be deadly for innocents, presented with a criminal element that is readily armed, and prevented on pain of a felony conviction, fines and prison time from being equally armed. Victim disarmament does not work."

Uhm just a correction.

The state of IL and WI are the only two states in the US that do not have conceal carry laws.

You're wrong about Cook County. Cook County does actually have a ban on specific weapons, along with Chicago. While the ban was overturned, if you check to see the gun registration form, you'll see that certain weapons are still banned. So you can get a gun permit (now required for *all* gun ownership, not just handguns)

To take your permit class you have to go to a certified instructor outside of the city. There are a couple of classes if you can find room. You must already have a FOID card. In the burbs you can buy ammo, you can rent a gun at a range. Even outside of the city you can transport a gun in your vehicle provided you are doing it within the law. (Locked gun case, not within reach of driver, unloaded...)

You can not legally carry in IL period. But that is an issue outside of gun ownership...

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

@AC

Cite one city?

I really don't have to. The NRA as well as other researchers in to gun violence have already done that. You can look at large cities in states like FL, AZ, TX among others...

The one reality that sticks out which is fact. Chicago had the strictest gun laws on the books while at the same time had the most number of gun related violence and deaths. That fact alone is a clear indication that gun laws banning weapons means that only criminals will have guns and will in fact use them.

The other issue is that the gun ban went in to effect back in 1982-83 time frame. That was almost 30 years of hand gun ownership being a crime in the city. So for you to even suggest that the gun crimes committed by gang bangers in the past 5 years would be committed by guns in the city from 30 years? Naw. That's laughable.

Also... The police run annual 'cash for guns' programs where anyone can drop off a gun, no questions asked. This gets the guns off the street.

In the past year there were two cases of people who were in illegal possession of a hand gun that shot perps. One male who shot and killed a home invader after he shot first. A second woman who shot a kid who was tossing bricks at her house and then later at her. Neither of them were charged. (Note: The woman shot the kid after the gun ban was struck down, but still didn't have a permit. She broke the law. It was even questionable that she may have used excessive force, yet no charges.)

Just FYI... I live in Chicago.

As to calling the OP a fscking twit, he started it. (re-read his post )

As to knowing about guns, gun ownership, and gun violence... I've seen it first hand. I've had friends mugged because the muggers knew that they couldn't defend themselves. Guns that are in Chicago today that are used in crimes weren't here 10 years ago. They are new and there have been news reports where they traced some of the guns back to straw purchases that occurred in Georgia. (Do you really think that gang bangers only import the drugs they sell here?)

Again... Washington DC... strict laws. High gun violence rate. Their ban was overturned which lead to the Chicago ban challenge. You can see how its impacted them since its been a couple of years.

Oh and one more thing. In Chicago, overall crime was trending down, with the exception of gun violence.

Ian Michael Gumby
Pirate

@ Keith21

Naw we just shot all of the buffalo to reduce their food supply. Slowly starving them to death.

(Yes its the Americans who created the 'borg concept.)

It was really all of those immigrants escaping oppressive regimes in Europe at the time that kept coming to the US and homesteading further West.

Then you had the clash between the Indian nations and the American population who were now homesteading on what was once Indian land. So again, blame Europeans.

And don't feel too bad for those Indians. They got the last laugh... just look at Foxwood

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@ Strike Vomit

So how many WW2 soldiers did you talk with to get their opinions?

The browning was the SAW used to provide cover fire. A man portable .30-06. Same ammo as the GI toting an M1.

What was their other options? Ma Duce wasn't really man portable. And the .30 cal 'light' machine gun required a crew of at least 2 people to carry plus a third carrying the extra ammo.

As I said the BAR was effective in providing suppressive fire so squads could leap frog and take enemy positions.

Now granted my dad was in the 14th Armored and had a Sherman surrounding him (The brits called it a Tommy Cooker) so he got to see Europe in style...

Oh and yeah I said 'supposed to be a trench broom.' The point was that the war ended before the BAR could get to combat. You'd use the BAR to take out enemy machine gun positions in opposing trenches because it was man portable unlike the heavy machine guns (water cooled) which were fixed positions.

On a side note... The Germans made some pretty nice weapons too. Their machine gun, and the '88s were deadly.

Ian Michael Gumby
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@thecakeis(not)alie

I tend to like my 'beanfield' rifle which goes a very loud boom and knocks down a varmit at long distances. Just need to put only 1 shot down field to take care of business.

When I shoot paper, I prefer my .22 pistol or my friend's 9mm.

But I agree that shooting paper targets is a very good stress reducer.

Note: There are only two states that does not have any conceal carry laws. (IL and WI) The rest have some sort of laws on the books.

Also note: most of the gun violence is done with illegal guns, not those owned by licensed gun owners.

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

How British

To forget that they spent 300+ years raping and pillaging the bulk of the world, shipping their criminals half way around the world, sacking Washington DC in 1812... then in the 20th century calling on the US to help them defeat Germany twice.

Let us forget that Cunliffe wrote "The Nation Takes Shape". Granted its been 30 years since I read this, but one of the basic premises that America became its own nation rather than transplanted Europeans because of the frontier. Its because of the frontier that the gun had become an intrinsic part of the American culture. (Hunting and survival on the frontier.) At this time, what was the gun to Europeans? Nothing more than a way to subjugate and dominate others. How many Brits died in the 1800's in pointless wars w France? (See Napoleonic Wars 200 years ago)

Yeah, lets forget one's history.

Ian Michael Gumby
Alien

Weird.

I was just thinking about the movie this morning. (Don't as me why, cause i don't know...)

Couldn't think of the name.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099731/

Weird, maybe time travel is real?

Ian Michael Gumby
Flame

@Zebulebu

I call you out for BS.

Under Mayor Daley in 1982 it was illegal to own a handgun within the city limits unless you were either a) police, b) active duty military , c) employed by the city or county (Politicians) you could not purchase own or possess a handgun. If you had a registered gun prior to the ban you were grandfathered in. All firearms had to be registered with the city and certain long guns, like air guns aka pellet guns, were deemed illegal as well.

This law wasn't overturned until 2010. Where Mayor Daley (Son of the Mayor who created the ban) created ways to continue to tax and obfuscate the process. (After the USSC overturned the ban, Daley changed the laws such that you had to get a gun permit to own a gun and even then the process is onerous. There are currently 2 lawsuits against the city over Daley's latest actions.)

So that gives you the history.

Now lets talk about the fact that during the close to 30 years that handguns were illegal in Chicago, Chicago had one of the highest rates of gun related death and crimes. So at the same time Chicago had the strictest laws on the books concerning gun ownership, it was also the murder capital of the US.

So I guess you're the fscking idiot who thinks that they know more about guns than someone who's had to live in a city where one can watch a crime take place, call the cops knowing that by the time they get there, the criminals would be long gone and risk getting injured themselves.

At the same time, cities in states where there was carry conceal laws, violent crime rates were down dramatically.

Its time for you to put your pipe down junior and wake up and face reality.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Huh?

John Browing not only created the 1911 pistol which is a true classic, he later went on to modify it as the Browing 'high power' fixing one of the few flaws in the 1911.

Then there is the BAR (Browning Automatic Rifle) which was supposed to be a 'trench broom' firing .30-06 rounds.

Clyde Barrow sawed down the BAR barrel to make it easier to tote and he used it against the Feds effectively. The BAR was introduced too late to have any impact in WWI. In WWII it was very effective as a squad automatic and was used in generating suppressive fire so that other platoon riflemen could advance and take the enemy out.

So yeah he was a true genius when it came to creating the right gun for the job.

As to the gun laws... remember kiddies, Chicago had/has the strictest gun laws and the highest gun violence because only criminals have guns.

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

Huh?

I talked to a friend who was a former LEO in AZ. I asked him if AZ no longer required a permit for AZ residents to conceal carry, why no one in the crowd fired back to stop the gunman.

He replied: "... because it was a Democratic party event. Had it been a Republican event, then someone would have been carrying..." (And yes, he's still a resident of AZ and when in AZ he says he carries.... )

NYT casts Assange as 'arrogant' (with a little 'Peter Pan')

Ian Michael Gumby
Coat

@AC

The cables and information stolen from the US are not copyrighted materials.

The issue that you're asking about is if the journalist should be held accountable after the fact of receiving stolen information.

The courts have already ruled on this. There was a case during the Viet Nam era where a person leaked material to the NYT. The USSC ruled in favor of the NYT.

If the journalist, instigated, acted in concert with the individual who committed the crime, then they would be charged. However, to the best of my knowledge there hasn't been a case of that.

And this is the point of my arguing with the commentards.

If the US DoJ can show that Assange was more involved than just receiving documents... they will have made their case and he'll be making a visit to the US.

I suggest you read the actual NYT article. It is good stuff. I do agree that its a bit defensive on the rights of the journalist but it also suggest that Assange aint no journalist. Fair and balanced? Pretty much. But I get the feeling they know more than what they are saying. ;-)

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

@JaitcH

In a single word, no.

The reason they wont prosecute the NYT is because the US Supreme Court has already ruled that the interest of the people trumps the right for the state to keep things secret. Were Wikileaks only a conduit, they would stand the same protection. (Right or wrong, the US DoJ is not going to risk prosecution.)

Assange may actually be charged. It depends on what the US DoJ uncovers in their investigation. The more information reported in the press lends to suggesting that Assange could be guilty of more than just receiving the leaks.

If Assange aided in the theft of the documents, then he's going to find himself in front of the US court system. Regardless of arguing Assange's membership in the 'fourth estate', if he committed the crime, he will be charged.

Its interesting that the NYT has distanced themselves from Assange. I suspect that they suspect something or know something... Why? Because the NYT would be the first paper to support a leak site that didn't break the law.

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

@adobob

Proving information without the proper context can be a very dangerous thing.

Its a very simple concept to understand.

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

A slight correction..

If you actually read the NYT article linked in the story, you'll find out that Assange released an edited version that removed footage of an enemy combatant with an RPG (Grenade Launcher). For those who don't know... fire enough RPG's at a chopper and you can take it down.

Now what's the standing RoE for this type of engagement?

We are talking about editing the material, not just redacting information to protect someone.

Oh and on *that* topic... Assange slowly started to edit material after the fact... remember that kiddies when he and his supporters say 'show me where his leaks have done harm...'

So really outside of their latest sensationalist crap on the US, what good has wikileaks done?

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Goodin did a good job.

But I found the NYT's Bill Keller a bit on the defensive when it comes to charging Assange.

I understand and if it were just a case of publishing the leaks in some/any context, it would be wrong for the US DoJ to go after them.

However, what if Assange wasn't just the conduit and just received the documents?

Clearly then Assange would have crossed the line that a real journalist organization would never have.

But that's the thing. The DoJ *has* to be able to make the connection for Assange to be charged.

If you read the article and look at what Assange had allegedly said.. there's definitely something worth investigating.

If Assange facilitated or acted in concert with Manning... then I'm sure the NYT would agree he should be charged. And yes, I know its a mighty big if.

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

Huh?

I agreed with most of your post. You lost it when you said the following:

"Perhaps Assange can cope with reality sufficiently to keep up the good work. If not then at least he's shown the way for others to follow."

Please pay attention.

Wikileaks hasn't done 'good works'. Any potential, Assange has destroyed Wikileaks credibility. Hence those with any integrity and brains left and started their own site.

MP: Googlepoly hurts British business

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

Do you really understand how a monopoly works?

Geez! One would think that those commentards who were in diapers in the '90s would have been taught about monopolies and their dangers in their grade school courses. Those who are older should have been paying attention.

The fact that Google can take their monopoly in one market, use that cash to invest in to a new market such that they can obliterate the competition. Google can invest 100s of millions of dollars in to entering a new market at a loss. Companies that are in that space can not compete.

Definitely a fail on your google loving ass. Now put down the keyboard and go back to school.

Google says 'do no evil' but then again they also say they get to determine what is evil and by their definition, anything google does isn't evil.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@AC Spot On!

But don't let the mindless commentards get you down when they down thumb you.

Its kind of ironic that these are the same people who want transparency from the government yet don't expect it from a company that makes money off their willingness to give their privacy up for just a few quid a month in 'free' products.

TANSTAAFL!

US Wikileaks investigators can't link Assange to Manning

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

You do have to feel sorry though...

Not to Julian, but to all of those poor dupes who are funding his Wikileaks and his lifestyle.

I truly have to blame the public education in both the US and UK for failing to accurately teach history.

Israeli firm readies pocket-friendly desktop PC

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

Huh?

Ok...

So by that logic...

The following nations have troops in Iraq and Afganistan:

(Not in any order...)

United States,

Great Britain,

Australia,

Canada,

Germany,

Japan (Aid workers)

In addition there's France who's French foreign legion is out there.

Spain, in their treatment of the separatists...

Russia (Do we need to go back to Stalin?)

Then there is Iran, Syria, half the Slavic states.

And if you're going to use a loose interpretation, with the UN 'Peace Keepers' turning a blind eye so that they don't actually have to engage and stop the atrocity ... That would sum up all of the 'free world'.

You must be using abacuses... no wait, its Chinese...

Ian Michael Gumby
Thumb Up

Huh?

Shits and giggles?

Why don't you turn your ATX tower in to a mini rack w a bunch of them?

You could have a neat low powered linux hadoop cluster.

A commercial grade wimpy project?

But if you do want to embed this device in something... I'm sure you can get creative.

COBOL drinks from cloudy fountain of youth

Ian Michael Gumby
Linux

Uhm...

If only Hadoop was written in Java?

Errr. Ok. Should someone tell him that Hadoop (HDFS, M/R, HBase) are written in Java.

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Huh?

Sorry to flame el reg. They aren't the one's making this program...

Anyone who's gone through a real Software Engineering course work should be able to easily pick up COBOL. Now the only reason, I'd go back to do something in COBOL would be for the $$$$$$ I could charge for my services. (Yeah, I can be a greedy SOB ;-)

But to say we're extending COBOL to place the masses of C# and .NET developers? C'MON!

Pure marketing hogwash to try and make COBOL relevant.

I was hoping that someone was going to take COBOL code and make it work against Hadoop as a competitor to Hive. Now that would be something to make COBOL relevant again!

(Since I'm not flaming El Reg, I rate this product a FAIL.)

30+ year old software written in an archaic language on old systems... I'd recommend that these companies bite the bullet and do a rewrite. The costs will work themselves out in to savings on decreasing their hardware expense and lower future maintenance costs.

Google clones Groupon to rival e-coupon site

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@AC...

The source was the first one I came upon because Groupon is getting sued and they are seeking class action status. This has really gummed up the use of Google for searching. But you can google Groupon and MobGob (Also a Chicago based firm) and see the lawsuit for yourself and other articles like from Chicago Crain's Business News.

My initial point was that the patents involved should never have been granted, because software patents and general business patents are bogus. They are not meant as a way to protect IP but to create artificial road blocks and stiffing competition.

If you looked at the patents owned by Groupon, you can bet Google would run afoul. But Google has deep enough pockets to sue and overturn Groupon's patents. This may be why Groupon is solidifying themselves by purchasing companies/competitors around the globe. They may also be betting that Google is over extending themselves and like Microsoft, will be found abusing their monopoly in the search engine arena and online advertising. Assuming of course that a judge in the US declares Google a monopoly....

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Can't you just Google it?

http://www.law.com/jsp/cc/PubArticleCC.jsp?id=1202475920449

(A lawyer's view on Groupon and their patent portfolio and why Google was willing to pay 6bn.)

From this site:

"PA: Groupon has a patent and believes that MobGob is infringing on that patent. It wants MobGob to shut its Web site down.

NLJ: What does Groupon have to prove in court?

PA: There are computer patents that are generally claimed as what's called a business method. And although business-method patents in the past have been looked at by the patent office with a little bit of skepticism, there is definitely patentable subject matter that is available for these type of inventions. If people come up with a new method of doing something that involves something that's never been done before with a computer, it can definitely be patentable. Where they are asserting their own patent, they will have to show that the claims of the patent or a claim of the patent is infringed. And usually the battle over invalidity will involve the defendant trying to show that the patent never should have issued because the invention that's claimed was in fact old — you could say was old and/or was obvious. "

Ian Michael Gumby
Coat

I guess they're not afraid of getting sued?

Groupon has deep enough pockets now to enforce their 'patent' against Google.

So in this case, only the lawyers win.

1kW of sexy GPU love

Ian Michael Gumby
Thumb Up

@Trevor

I wasn't expecting it to be filled up with memory.

Even with 48GB its still a pretty good deal. Each m2050 card retails for around $2500-$2900 USD with a higher MSRP.

I don't recall how many drive you have, but for a hadoop cluster data node you'd put in 4 2TB SATA drives. (Maybe 3TB if priced right.)

Definitely something to consider.

Ian Michael Gumby
Thumb Up

Interesting...

The image from the supermicro site shows one board up, one board down.

As to the price... 6K Canadian is very interesting. Sounds like you're getting a steep discount.

This would make a nice node in any hadoop cluster.

Apple lawyers land London lawsuit on Nokia

Ian Michael Gumby

@ g e

I'm sorry, but I did not mean to infer USPTO.

I'm against Software and Business patents anywhere. Period.

Apple is Apple and Nokia is Nokia. Both are truly global companies and have operations around the globe.

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

Now it begins...

Anyone who wants to see why Software patent law is bad can look here. It only serves as a barrier to entrance in to the market places.

Apple is now suing to revoke a patent held by a competitor that would cause it not to be able to offer their product and would be forced to either cross license their patents or spend $$$ in courts.

The patent isn't to protect IP, but to create an artificial barrier to entry in to a market to limit competition.

Just say no to software and Business process patents.

Apple without Jobs: Who's next?

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Huh?

Geeze its no wonder there exists a term commentards.

With respect to US Securities laws, it is unlawful for a publicly traded company to fail to disclose material events.

The health of its senior executives (Officers of the company) could be considered a material event.

Jobs has a serious illness that he was forced to disclose and it is a material event.

Going back to April of 2004, the CEO of McDonald dies of a sudden heart attack. There's a difference in that Jobs can still work while being ill. A sudden heart attack, a plane crash, car accident, can end a life and there is no way that the Board of Directors, or anyone can predict this or plan for this material event.

There are other cases where people who have illnesses resign from their positions because of the illness and the impact it could have later down the road. By resigning they can mentor and train their successor.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@AC Not!

When the CEO is more than just a CEO but part of the brand, his health is a material event. So the securities law does require a company to disclose *all* material events in a timely fashion.

Jobs could have been planning to leave for months, but once he disclosed his plans to the company officers/BoD, they have to disclose this information.

With respect to Apple, Cook has been running day to day operations in the past and Jobs not present isn't going to do any harm in the short term. Loss of his vision? Maybe. But then again, someone else may step up.

HBase: Shops swap MySQL for open source Google mimic

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@AC

Since HBase 0.89 there is code for replicating between clouds. I haven't played with it... yet... and today (yesterday by the time you read this...) HBase version 0.90 was released.

So you can use log shipping to get across the loss of a data center.

For most people using mySQL, they do not have more than one instance in multiple data centers so that is a moot point.

Trying to do DR or back up and recovery is a major issue when you're dealing with 100+TB because you can't easily take backups ;-)

But to your point about HBase not being ACID compliant, you're right. Its not the right tool for that job. And yes, you can use Hadoop/HBase to feed in to your RDBMs system.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Some cases?

HBase is useful in a lot of cases.

Lets talk scalability.

HBase can scale in linear or near linear terms. You can hash your key and get a fairly random and equal distribution across your region servers. This is critical when you consider that if you have a 10 node cluster or a 100 node cluster, pulling data (a simple get() ) will occur in a consistent time. That is to say fetching a customer record where cust_id = XXX will take the same amount of time regardless of the amount of data in the cluster.

Looking at relational databases, Oracle RAC? Anyone trying to scale that past 8-10 machines?

DB2? IBM is still improving it with stuff they inherited from Informix.

IBM was foolish to kill or rather starve Informix's XPS which also boasted near linear scalability back in the 90's.

But here's the kicker. HBase is 'free'. Although you would want to get a support contract if you were using it in a commercial production environment. So the cost of building out 100s of TB or a PB cluster is primarily the cost of the hardware.

You can't get that scalability and performance from mySQL or anything else.

Considering that HBase is < 5 years old, the technology is improving and in the last year, stability has increased.

So yeah, I'd say HBase has its place.

You just have to understand what it is and how to use it.

Italian regulator asks for copyright reform after Google settlement

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

@K.Adams...

Not quite true.

The newspapers understand how the search engine works very well.

The issue is that Google News slurps up the data from the news sources and serves it up on their own, bypassing the news sites and the potential ad revenue.

So Google said that in order to stop this from happening, those newspapers will not be seen in Google's search results.

Hence the problem.

Methinks Google wasn't being entirely accurate as to what they can and cannot do.

Pavement hogging Segway rider convicted

Ian Michael Gumby

Not so funny...

They have them in Chicago. They serve a purpose.

And easier to get around parts of the city/mall than a guy on a 10 speed mountain bike.

Besides, without them these cops would be puking up doughnuts and coffee if they had to chase a perp.

I think you Brits want to outlaw them is because when Segway owners drink and drive, their accident victims tend to be people who are pedestrians on the sidewalk, not someone in another car.

Israel and US fingered for Stuxnet attack on Iran

Ian Michael Gumby

@Wild Bill

Sorry for the confusion. My @amehaye was really @ac @amehaye.

The original Huh? was in the response to a post up the food chain.

Ian Michael Gumby
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Zanto

You might as well blame the British Government on how they handled the Palestinian question to begin with.

But lets not gloss over the fact that Hamas doesn't want peace, they want the death of anyone who doesn't agree with them. Including their own Palestinians who aren't members of Hamas. Can you say war(s) between Fatah and Hamas?

What's sad is that you probably don't know anyone from the Middle East who can tell you what Beirut looked like in the early 70's. It was a very beautiful city and a tourist destination.

The more you know...

Ian Michael Gumby
Grenade

@amehaye

Don't let reality hit you between the eyes...

How many Hamas rockets have indiscriminately fallen on Israel before Israel acted? How many civilian casualties?

Remember when Israel went in and started to attack Hamas positions? There was one film shot showing Hamas shooting at Israeli positions and then running in to a school that was filled with civilians. They were using their own people as human shields.

I'm not saying that collateral damage doesn't happen but that Israel did their best to limit civilian casualties and even dropped leaflets and made automated phone calls to warn civilians about their impending arrival.

With respect to the use of a computer virus to disable a foreign country's nuclear ambition? Works for me. Much less fallout than the alternative of dropping multiple bunker penetrating bombs to ensure that these things go offline.

And of course the NYT doesn't offer any real proof. For all you know, the Chinese could have done it too.

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

Huh?

Hmmm.

Iran supports internationally recognized terrorist organizations and its a known fact that terrorists would love to get their hands on nukes or nuclear material for a dirty bomb. Since some dolt mentioned Israeli policy of dealing with Palestinians... one should mention that Hamas has known and proven links to Iran's security forces and is funded by them. (Where do you think that they get their rockets and military supplies?)

Stopping Iran from producing nuclear material that goes beyond 'peaceful means' is in fact a very good thing.

Stopping the proliferation of nuclear weapons should be something we all must agree upon.

WikiLeaks gets Swiss bank info

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@ multipharious... there's no secret there...

Banks made money from creating Mortgage backed securities. Lots of money.

It was a way to reduce risk.

But they made assumptions concerning the quality of the underlying loans....

Mortgage brokers, did whatever they could to generate loans. They made their commissions and moved on.

The mortgage backed securities could withstand a couple of bad loans because the securities were based on a pool of like mortgages.

But when there were too many bad loans... poof.

Not to worry, someone wrote a security to hedge against this.. and sold it off to someone who would be on the hook if the mortgage pool collapsed. (In theory if the loans were good, this would never happen.) It should have been a 'safe bet'.

Then you have the US Government adding liquidity to the market through Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Why? Well some economists believe it was to help slow the gap between the really rich and well everyone else who is now living paycheck to paycheck.

So you have a perfect storm.

No single person to blame. The Housing Boom Fed the economy which meant more people could buy Chinese made products. (Thanks Wal*Mart!) The bubble inflated then burst. Only guys who had money, didn't get sucked in to the boom made out like bandits. (Soros, Buffet, etc...) These guys are just bottom feeders. They attempt to do good as a way of easing their conscience.

Sorry, no secret here.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Evidence can be accepted ...

... as long as those who committed the crime are not state or government actors. That is to say that the criminals who stole the evidence did so on their own without any direction from the government.

So if a bunch of criminals broke in to a bank vault, stole some sekret documents then mailed a copy of them to the local police station... that would be admissible. Were those crooks urged to break in to a specific vault by the police to obtain evidence, then the documents would not be admissible. (Good luck in proving that though.)

So the government (US) couldn't commit a crime to gather evidence to support its case. However it could take and use any evidence that was obtained legally.

Now here's the fun part. 'Fruit of a poisonous tree'. That is if the evidence was obtained indirectly as a result of an illegal act by the state, then the evidence is out.

(And the burden of the defense is to show that the evidence was found from an illegal act.)

Ian Michael Gumby
Big Brother

What are you talking about...

First if any of Assange's supporters names are present, those posts won't see the light of day.

Second. Assange is 'assisting' the Fraud department for two reasons...

1) He's trying to score brownie points with the Brit Govt.

2) He's trying to angle for a reward.

In the US if you are the whistle blower, you might be in line for a reward. An example. A guy blew the whistle on Oracle's overcharging the US Govt $$$$ on contracts. Consider the reward to be a nice retirement package. ;-)

Ian Michael Gumby
Big Brother

Boring!

If you read the news print outside of El Reg, the 'ex-banker' has already promised that he's sending only redacted documents to Wikileaks. As stated... NO NAMES.

So I seriously doubt that they would contain anything juicy.

Of course, then Assange has to go through and redact the documents further.

You can bet that if any of his 'patrons' have their information included, it will most likely never see the light of day.

Big Brother is always watching. Also just a footnote... The US Government had already been working with the Swiss with respect to tax evaders so nothing new here. Anyone from Britain want to comment on what their govt. has been doing?

Raised res iPad 2 to sport four-core chip?

Ian Michael Gumby
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It actually does make sense...

We're talking about 'retinal displays' that is that these devices will be used closer to the face and yes you can see the difference.

The interesting thing is how Apple has taken on the graphics... Its not part of the processor but still separate. Core Duos and a good graphics chip, right? (Macbook air...)

Looking at the graphics capabilities... its very possible for the machine to render 300 dpi graphics provided that the screen is capable of handling it.

Larger than 1080p means that you will still have a boundary around your display to add controls without impacting the displayed image and still keep things in proper perspective.

Thumbs up if this rumor was true.

Cops break up Kinect Boxing bout

Ian Michael Gumby
Joke

Embarrassing?

What, the girl whipped their wimpy arses?

Now that would be embarrassing.