* Posts by Ian Michael Gumby

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Review: Supermicro FatTwin

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Not too bad on the cost..

8 units fully 'kitted' ~40K or ~5K per node.

That's not bad.

Even their blade systems don't look too bad either

Flexy 'iWatch' glass said to be three years away

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

Re: 4 x RE: I can't imagine the near future has many innovations ahead

And I used punch tape. So what's you point?

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: RE: I can't imagine the near future has many innovations ahead

The IBM PC didn't emerge in '72 Not sure what you consider a personal computer.

Try Heathkit's H8 or the IMSAI and others which started to emerge around '77-'78 time frame.

The IBM PC was '82 not '72.

Hence the down vote.

And yes I'm old enough to have cut my teeth on an OSI C3A. when Floppies were 8" and only stored 128K per side. (Shugart ?sp? )

Microwaves thrash fibre on speed... if you like two-nines uptime

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Faster? But what does it really mean?

8.x vs 12.x miliseconds.

So what?

Trading systems have servers local to the market and then a client who can be anywhere. So that the latency only impacts traders who are doing some cross market hedging or making markets.

Climate scientists link global warming to extreme weather

Ian Michael Gumby
Coat

Re: Links? Links! to Global Warming?????

The sad thing is that this is common sense. A change in the world's climate will cause a shift in the weather patterns. (No duh!) Sorry you don't need an army of butterflies to get a change in the weather pattern.

All scientists have to do is to pull enough core and tree ring samples to see the temperature change also impacted the amount of rainfall and or lack of it in the area.

The key thing is that many involved in the climate gate fiasco is blaming this on man kind. It isn't.

Having said that, if all nations followed the Kyoto Treaty, having cleaner air wouldn't be a bad thing. Unfortunately that won't happen any time soon.

Along with the lack of clean power from nuclear energy and research in to fusion reactors.... we're doomed to keep polluting our planet.

Apple to cough up $100m after kids rinse parents' credit cards on apps

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: Not one to defend Apple but....

You do realize that Apple is the clear winner here.

How many people are going to file a claim?

And if they do, the bulk of them will receive apple credits, not cash.

The lawyers receive the cash. So parents will spend even more money through Apple's iTunes.

Apple will end up generating more revenue and continue to lock in their install base.

The only good will come when Apple forces their army of app developers to lock down the permissions and allow parents to turn off the ability to buy in app products unless a different password is used.

Then its the parent's fault for not supervising what packages their kids buy or that they know the parent's passwords.

US insurer punts 'bestiality' to wide-eyed kiddies, gasp 'mums'

Ian Michael Gumby
Windows

Re: I love this organisation

It sounds more like the squabbling between the Judeans People's Front and the People's Front of Judea.

(Yes, I went there with the Monty Python reference. (Where's the Graham Chapman icon when you need it?))

Sorry but having seen the ad too many times, I never once thought about beastie love.

Actually pedophilia did cross my mind because this pig seems to act like a kid in most of the commercials where he's featured. (Remember the one where he's in the back seat of the car on a ride home from school? )

Yeah, its a dumb commercial. Just as bad as the overacting Gecko. However the fact that we know this means that they are effective ads.

But lets boycott their products not because of the Million Mommies who do enough damage to their childrens' mental health but because they make silly commercials.

And on the note of using fake animals in commercials, lets start a petition to bring back Gilbert Godfrey as the voice of the AFLAC duck! I think he learned his lesson ....

Nokia opens Maps to rivals, flogs uber-budget €15 phone

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

Re: Better names

Maybe it sounds better in Finnish?

Here, There and Everywhere ?

Täällä, täällä ja kaikkialla?

Thats the Google translation.

I used to be an Oracle DBA ... but now I'm a Big Data guru

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: Good piece

Unfortunately you don't grok 'Big Data'.

It's not something to be ashamed of. Really. There are a lot of 'Big Data' pundits who don't really understand it either.

If you want to be useful, you should know both and understand how to put both systems in to play working together.

BTW, the price of one Oracle license of a large 'enterprise' server would cover the costs of an entire cluster of Hadoop machines along with a licensed support contract. Then add in your hardware to boot.

That s why people are looking at Hadoop.

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

@ James

If you can't figure it out then you really don't know much about the languages or how you can do HFT and market making using Java.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: Can anyone point me at a good newbies guide?

Depends on how you define 'big data'...

Hadoop, just head over to Apache's website or look for Tom White's book (3rd Ed)

Any storm in a port

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

Riddle me this...

For a man who self proclaims himself as a 'tart' (you can see his bio at the bottom of the article..) , why aren't you a blond or is that a dye job?

Firm moves to trademark 'Python' name out from under the language

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

To answer your question...

Before Apple, or Windows, there was no hardware company using the name Apple. Same for Windows, or how about Acorn? (What every happened to them?) Common words.

IMHO the guy fighting to trademark Python is going to have a hard time on his hands.

Python is a computer language and has been in the public eye for quite some time.

Python is also slang for biceps.

And Python is a snake.

Could Verber be looking to brand a computer, service or class of service as Python?

I really don't know.

To your point, you can trademark a common word like Python, however in the US, it would only stop competitors in using the term. A company in a completely different line of business who didn't trademark the name could still use it... (Apple Records vs Apple Computer)

Kiwi Coroner says Coca-Cola helped kill woman

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@Swarthy Re: Not just Coke (@ IMG)

Uhm yup that is why I wasn't diagnosed until I was 40. ;-)

My addiction to caffeine and the fact that I started to take harder courses in high school (requiring more focus and interest) cause a dramatic improvement in my GPA.

While some joke about ADD, its both a blessing and a curse.

Ian Michael Gumby
Facepalm

Re: Not just Coke

It was throughout the day.

But damn. I started to wean back after doing 2+ liters of diet coke a day.

(And its probably my addiction to caffeine that made it difficult to diagnose my ADD until I was 40 )

Had she switched from Coke to diet... things might have been different.

When open source eats itself, we win

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

Re: MySql

MySQL vs Oracle?

Puleeze. Get a real RDBMS in Informix's IDS now under IBM.

Even with IBM's inept management of the product there's a rabid core following and for a good reason. ;-)

Its more ORDB than its competitors and is still the fastest when tuned properly.

There's even a scaled down free version...

-Just saying!

Facebook's Google, Bing events snub: It's a BUG, NOT a FEATURE

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

But it is a feature.

It reminds us why we don't have a Facebook account in the first place.

Its like a warning that says.. 'Did you really click on that link intentionally? and Do you really want to go in the the realm of FB? '

-Just saying!

Greenland ice did not melt in baking +8°C era 120k years ago

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

@AC changing weather patterns

The change in climate results in a change in weather patterns. Weather patterns change, you don't get a consistent rainfall or snow to replace the water in the region.

Traditional crop lands dry up, resulting in lower food production.

Now what has a greater effect on weather patterns?

A) a shift in the earth's gravitational poles?

B) increased solar activity? Aka Sun spots?

C) natural volcanic events?

D) cooling of the earths molten core?

E) man made pollution?

If you've said E) you just might have a future in climatology and slinging BS

Note: I am all for cleaner air, but using junk science? Really?

Big Data about to bottom out, says Gartner

Ian Michael Gumby
FAIL

@Anon 16 Re: Searching for diamonds

Clearly you don't grok Hadoop.

If you did you'd understand that your M/R is Java code. Or it could be streaming C/C++ code.

There are plenty of use cases that prove you wrong.

Hadoop is a parallel framework. Pretty basic in concept.

Its a wonder that any recruiter called on your.

The fail is for you.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: I believe it

What this essentially means is that the hype has exceeded the value so its now time for the real people to get the real work done.

You're now past the point where the pointy haired management type say 'lets do big data because that IT Research group tells us to do it...' You are to the point where they now know the term Big Data and face it with some scepticism so that people have to prove that it works and are not just choosing it to puff their resume.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: We don't need no f*g schema!

Actually that's not true. You do need a schema. If you actually knew anything about Hive, Pig and HBase, Schema design is important, and if you're using Hive, add partitioning of the data.

Raytheon to build low-orbit, disposable satellites for DARPA

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

Re: Disposable

The article states that the orbit is low enough that it will decay over time burning up in the earth's atmosphere. Since these are small enough devices, I seriously doubt that anything of size would be left to even hit the surface of the planet.

Of course if this were mainly 2KG of depleted uranium... launched at the surface from that hight?

That could be a different story...

Ian Michael Gumby
Black Helicopters

@Ragarth ... Re: $48M a Pop

The sats are 2 million a pop so its not $48M a pop.

If you look at the costs involved in changing a position of a spy satellite, this is relatively cheaper and it allows for more of a continuous upgrade in terms of technology. (How often can you launch a big bird? )

The interesting thing would be if you could place a mini sat in geo synchronous orbit over the target.

Assuming that you can get in to the airspace over the target in the first place.

I don't know if you could launch this from an SR-71, but something capable of that high of an altitude and speed...

Just saying

Swartz prosecutor: We only pushed for 'six months' in the cooler

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

@AC ... Re: Obama's Justice Department is Cruel and Vindictive.

Not sure why you were down voted.

I believe that you succinctly mentioned the facts of the case.

Aaron did in fact break in to an MIT networking closet and circumvented the APIs for interfacing the system.

The WTF is for those who down voted the Anon.

C'mon guys Seriously?

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@solidsoup ... Re: Prosecutor not to blame

While I agree with what you wrote,

I wonder what sort of mandatory sentencing guidelines would have been forced had he gone and lost at trial.

I mean heck, you could get a longer sentence for growing pot than someone who commits murder thanks to the Mandatory sentencing guidelines.

The other issue, like it or not, its now what Aaron intended to do with the material but how he got the material which landed him in hot water.

If the Anon poster is correct and the Boston Globe article showed that the WH stepped in to make Obama look tough on crime... well I guess its too late to not vote for him...

Scientists spin carbon nanotube threads on industrial scale

Ian Michael Gumby
Thumb Up

What would Carbon fiber panels look like?

Could you imagine weaving carbon fiber material from this thread?

Sounds interesting.

Apple 'slashes iPhone 5 screen orders', tight-fisted fanbois blamed

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Is there really something to blame?

Maybe I'm the odd one since I don't replace my phone unless it breaks or starts to have problems.

So why would I go out and buy a new iPhone if I don't need it?

Maybe that's killing part of the demand, along with competition from other vendors?

Sorry, but I don't think that its a question of build quality, but more of the fact of supply and demand.

There are more smart phones to choose from these days.

British armed forces get first new pistol since World War II

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

At Matt Bryant... Re: 9mm?

"Since when has the UK military EVER had the best tool for the job?" History has shown many times that the tool is often no better than the training and commitment of the man holding it. Outnumbered and underequipped British troops with the "outdated" SLR won the Falklands War for a reason."

The interesting thing is that with a .308 round. the SA-58s that were full auto tended to become 'spray and pray' weapons. The SA-58s that were semi-auto only worked fine.

But to your point, the biggest difference is that the Argentines used conscripts who were suited up, armed and then dumped on the island. The Brits used professional troops. Now who do you think will win? ;-)

I've had the fun of firing an MP-5 (9mm) FN-2000 (.223) and the P90 (5.7 full auto)

I was the most accurate with the MP-5 because it was easier to fire short controlled burts and stay on target.

The larger .223 kept pulling me off center.

I guess if I had more time than just two mags with each gun, I could have mastered them. The point is that with a sub-machine-gun, I was able to control the recoil and keep on target. Didn't adjust well to the trigger and sights on the P90, but it was a rental. I also shot the 5n7 pistol and while loud, it was fairly accurate, however... so to is a .22 and the ammo costs a lot less.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@Matt Bryant...

Matt,

I'm pretty sure there is a huge price difference if you go by the MSRP that they charge civilians.

The Sig is approximately twice as expensive.

I've shot both and I prefer the Sig because its metal not plastic, and has a bit more heft to it.

Also I have large hands so I prefer the grip.

I also like the trigger.

But its just my opinion...

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@Desk Jockey... Re: 9mm?

First the 5.7x 28mm round is a fast round. In the FN 5N7 pistol, its a loud round and its not very effective unless you are using the steel core bullets which are only available for the Military.

The P90 is meant as a close quarter gun. Not something that would be standard issue.

The 5n7 pistol is a fun toy. Loud, and decent out to a good distance.

I'm not sure how lethal the gun is when using the civilian rounds. Its a small higher speed projectile.

In terms of stopping power in a pistol, you'd want a big fat, slower moving round. Since you're not going to use it for anything longer than 50 yards. (Your main battle rifle would be your primary weapon.)

I'd say the .45 ACP is probably a better choice for stopping power. For home protection, JHPs work well.

If you like Sigs, the 220 is a nice gun, or one of their 1911 models.

The biggest advantage of the 9mm is that in a double stacked magazine you can hold 15 rounds in the grip, 20 if you have an extended magazine. the 1911 hold 8.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@ Pampant Spaniel

.50 cal is the diameter of the bullet.

The big gun aka Ma Duce or M2 machine gun shoots a .50 BMG. You can't put that in to a handgun.

But there is a .50 AE round. As well as a .50 caliber muzzle loader.

The 50 AE is a big round. But so too are the revolver rounds like the .480.

If you were to use the .50 AE for hunting, you would need to be close and its not going to do the damage you seem to expect because you are thinking of the BMG.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: Having owned 9s and 44s

Maybe you should try different ammo.

There are some 9mm rounds that have a lot of stopping power.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@ Trevor ... Re: Meh!

Yes, but a Plastic gun sounds better than a plastic pistol.

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

Meh!

First the Browning Hi Power is a good arm. Its a slight improvement over Browning's 1911.

Out side of that... 1911 is still a great gun.

Personally I'd rather have a SIg P226 over the Glock. But that's just a personal opinion.

I think the Glock is a good basic weapon, but I'm not a big fan of plastic guns. Again its a personal preference.

Guess who'll grab Facebook Sponsored Stories payout? (Hint: Not the victims)

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Its not that clear cut... Re: Let me get this straight

Here's the rub...

The EFF may argue on some issues on behalf of FB or Google.

It may on other issues argue against FB or Google. It depends on the issue.

Should the EFF not accept money from Google or their employees because they one day may be on an opposite side of the issue?

I don't know. Truthfully I find the entire Silicon Valley to be incestuous as well as a bit out of tune with the rest of the world...

So there may or may not be a conflict of interest.

GlobalFoundries plunks $2bn into New York fab

Ian Michael Gumby

Just curious...

I wonder if the Fab Plant get's its power from the Niagara River Power station?

Oracle, Dell, CSC, Xerox, Symantec accused of paying ZERO UK tax

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: illegal already

Not quite...

Starbucks buys their coffee beans from a supplier in a more 'tax friendly' country. Of course they own the company which is supplying them beans. So they capture a reported 20% mark up on the beans. Nothing illegal, except that they could easily have purchased the beans directly and brought them in to the UK 20% cheaper which would mean more profits which can be taxed at the higher UK rate.

With respect to services companies like IBM and CSC... they use an internal company transfer. So if they pulled a resource from India, there's an internal cost for the body. That cost goes back to the country providing the resource. So its possible to then hide the revenue or a reduction on the revenue accrued in the UK.

All of this is very legal.

Mega-res telly demand to boom, say ball-gazers

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@Cyborg Re: If you've got a TV big enough for this to make any difference,

I actually have the space for it.

But here's the rub.

1) 4K would be nice, but no content.

2) No content means that its not worth buying. And any content would be on multiple disk blu rays, right?

Cable bandwidth is nice, but then you would have to reduce the number of channels to get the bandwidth.

Meaning the same cable that carries 500 stations would only be able to carry 100 or so channels, right?

Cable stations don't care about program quality as long as they can sell advertising on them so more channels beats higher definition channels.

Or you could go and launch your own set of satellites which can handle the higher quality images and create your own networks.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: while 79inch 4kx2k screen would be nice if you wanted to view it from across the street...

Well if you do the math, think about the pixel density required to do a 42" at 4K resolution.

I would expect that the yield would be considerably lower on the higher density screens.

I agree and would love to see something less than 50" in a 4K resolution. Yet, you will have the same issues that plague us where broadband (cable) resolution will be stunted due to the compression algos used.

Scottish Highlands get blanket 3G coverage

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Silly question...

In the US, if you live in a rural area where you have spotty cell coverage, you also live too far out from town where you have broadband or DSL. Meaning your television and internet come via satellite.

What are your options then?

Do you set up a point to point microwave tower and then set up some cells to work around the farm?

Biomass bummer: carbon mitigation could increase ozone

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: Sounds like...

You mean like Nuclear Energy?

Yes, safe plants can be built along with recycling the fuel and proper fuel disposal ...

Brit boffins build projectile-vomiting robot to kill norovirus

Ian Michael Gumby
WTF?

Re: It's but one more facet of the British stiff upper lip

Sorry?

But we believe that its much cheaper and more fun to find some undergrad lab pukes (pun intended) who we can feed copious amounts of food and beer/alcohol and then get them to blow chunks.

Much cheaper, more realistic and it helps with their college tuition.

Shame on you Brits for not being so economical in your research.

Soz, switch-fondlers: Doesn't look like 2013 is 10Gb Ethernet's year

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: Trevor, you need to move in to a first world country away from Canada...

Sorry Trev, but a ToR is ~10K.

If you're building out a rack of machines for a Hadoop cluster... that's not a bad price.

If you're talking about cards to upgrade current kit, Solarflare makes one that's reasonably priced.

My guess is that you're stuck on Cisco pricing.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Trevor, you need to move in to a first world country away from Canada...

Sorry, but when I read Trevor's earlier piece about building out a master test lab, I was excited. Unfortunately that piece failed a horrible death along with this one.

Granted that there are a relatively few reasons to spend $$$ on 10GBe kit. However those reasons tend to be in the High Performance Computing area along with Big Data analytics.

Cisco has been slow on the adoption, and while someone has been pushing a certain Chinese kit maker's name, there are other players in this space. BladeNetworks which I believe is now owned by IBM, and Arista. Arista makes a 10GBe ToR switch that is quite reasonable in terms of price.

While Trevor focuses on building his test lab kit he should have notices that IBM, HP and others, including Super Micro are putting 10GBe on the motherboard.

With that, the bottleneck is the ToR and the company's infrastructure.

Were Trevor to have a job in a *real* country, he would have access to this kit. All he would have to do is to sneak across the border.... :-P

-Just Saying!!!

MEGAGRAPH: 1983's UK home computer chart toppers

Ian Michael Gumby
Devil

Re: A technical question

Funny, but it looked more like a wired bread board for designing test kit from the '80's.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Funny...

I had been programming for 5 years by then.

I started with an Ohio Scientific C3A, and a PDP 1134 in school. RSTS not Vaxen in a public high school.

In the fall of '83, I was working in a small computer store where I had access to Grid, Kaypro, Osbourne, and other desktop PCs that were great for running Visicalc. and Word Processing software. I would have been one of the first kids to hand in school reports typewritten on a dot matrix printer, except that I had a Daisywheel printer.

Ah yes, those were the days when the 64 in a computer name meant 64K of Ram, not the size of the word. ;-)

Eric Schmidt heading on mystery mission to North Korea

Ian Michael Gumby
Big Brother

Re: Maybe North Korea is opening up?

Sorry,

Call me a sceptic.

Suppose Kim Yong Un wants to upgrade the country from starving peasants to a bit more modern....

His nuke program, missile program, etc ... have made it impossible for him to legally import anything more powerful than an iPhone. (Ok, so even these phones have more than enough CPU capacity to launch a rocket and land a man on the moon.)

If he is planning on opening up N. Korea, its going to take years before the West will allow any real tech.

The first thing if any... they will allow farm aid and some civil engineering projects to move forward. Of course it would be interesting because one would have to wonder what China will say or do if the US or its allies get involved.

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

@David W. Re: At home...

Not everyone can be a well grounded and lucid writer all of the time. If that were so, then the nickname 'commentard' wouldn't be appropriate.

However to the OP's point...

"You know, I've heard Google accused of a lot of things (eg, the above poster's claim that Google wants to destroy itself by cutting off its own oxygen supply) but drug running and slave trading are new ones."

Granted I never heard about the slave trade tie in .... however...

Google paid a hefty fine (relatively speaking) for knowingly selling Google Ads to the Illegal Pharmacy websites and marketeers. This isn't fiction but fact...

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2011/08/steep-cost-googles-illegal-pharmacy-ads/41691/

http://betanews.com/2011/08/28/doj-pharmacy-investigation-undermines-google-credibility/

http://www.nationaljournal.com/tech/google-agrees-to-pay-fine-for-listing-illegal-pharmacies-20110824

Google was caught red handed with its hand in the proverbial cookie jar on this one.

Those were the first 3 I found when I googled the words "Google, Adwords, Pharmacy, Fine"

If you change Pharmacy and Fine to Slavery, you see the following:

http://stopslavery2012.com/blog/b_21091_google_adwords_is_a_bonfire_of_slaves.html

While this is less dubious, I think that the OP of this thread, while not the best rant, does have some credible evidence to his point. Granted, I think the slavery thing is a bit of a stretch. There is way too much porn on the 'net to blame Google. Sorry, but I think the industry is too large to be excused over abusive molesting father figures, coaches and priests to explain it all. But then again, I'm no expert and I'm sure someone will find something on the 'net to prove me wrong. ;-)

Ian Michael Gumby
Facepalm

Why Hello Hans Blix

Ok, is it just me, or does Eric Schmidt's face remind you of the puppet faces used in Team America?

Now available uncensored, unrated with even more gratuitous puppet sex. ;-)

Exploding stars drive Galactic geysers

Ian Michael Gumby
Boffin

Re: Where is...

That depends on where the puppeteers are these days?

My guess is that he's drinking off the money he made blackmailing them watching the economy collapse as they flee the Galaxy. ;-)