* Posts by Nameless Faceless Computer User

396 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Dec 2007

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Microsoft announces execution date for failed QR code-killer

Nameless Faceless Computer User

It links through Microsoft's cloud servers, which means they all have expiration dates, lease agreements, and a price tag. Do not want.

US court rules IP address cloaks may break law

Nameless Faceless Computer User

On the flip side, there are a few spammers I would like to go after who hide on Cloud Flare's IP cloaking servers.

Nude swimmers warned of GONAD-GOBBLING FISH ON THE LOOSE

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Pics or it didn't happen.

Apple drops hints about future low-cost iPhones

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

Apple makes an average of 68% profit on iPhone 5. To offer a "low cost" version, all they need to do is not charge so much.

Yahoo! gets animated GIF commendation for defending user privacy

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

Hang on a tick

It was Yahoo! who told me they were slurping ALL of my emails so they could serve me targeted advertising.

Amazon button leaked user traffic

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Devil

Re: Why do people install these things?

+1

Shopping toolbars are notorious for snooping and often buggy.

Windows 8 apps pass 100K, Windows 8 passes Vista

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Megaphone

All nonsense numbers, since Windows 8 is mandatory, not optional with a new PC. And, since Windows 7 is so expensive, few will re-format their machines and downgrade them, like I did. None of these sales figures and app development mean anything when we all have a gun to our heads.

FTC boss promises probe into patent troll regulation

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FAIL

I'm sure the FTC will address patent trolling the same way they currently handle their Do Not Solicit telemarketing regulations i.e. not very well.

Microsoft to open Windows Stores inside 600 Best Buy locations

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Quality of life

yup, Microsoft Windows has enriched my life.

(I fix problems with Microsoft Windows for a living)

Obama weighs in on NSA surveillance imbroglio

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

I don't know why this is such a surprise to anyone. After 9/11 attacks, Bush introduced the Patriot act which allowed telco's and isp's to snoop our communications. Under that law, consumer notification that any type of surveillance was taking place was illegal. I wrote my representative and told Hillary Clinton that I was not crazy about this. The response was this was for our own good.

Now this is news? It's not news. People are just starting to wake up that we gave up our right to privacy to feel good. This is the dilemma of a free society - snoop and be safe, respect privacy and bad guys go undetected.

It has nothing to do with Obama. This is all old news.

Iran fingered for attacks on US power firms

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FAIL

Step 1) Remove critical infrastructure industrial control systems from the Internet.

Step 2) see step 1.

James Bond inspires US bill to require smart guns for all

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FAIL

Re: gets my goat

I can see your frustration, as you are ignorant of the law, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights. If you search Wikipedia for 'heller decision' you will educate yourself to the decision which the Supreme Court came to in 2008 which re-asserted that individuals have a right to bear arms, unrelated to the militia. English can be a rough language - oh, I forgot that you probably have difficulties with English as well.

They ruled that the Second Amendment protects an individual right to possess a firearm unconnected with service in a militia, and to use that arm for traditionally lawful purposes, such as self-defense within the home.

This is not a privilege. This is a right. It is part of the Constitution of the United States which makes it a free country. There are plenty of other countries out there which do not have such rights. If that better suits you, feel free to live elsewhere.

Apple asked me for my BANK statements, says outraged reader

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

There comes a point where consumers need to tell the company, No thanks, keep your fancy toys. Until we all have the ability to do this we will continue to be enslaved by them.

More Wi-Fi in the sky: FCC to help keep US flyers tweeting

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

No, phones in the air do not "confuse" the networks. Do you know how I know? I'm not an expert. I wrote and asked them.

Apologies for injecting some facts into the debate.

Don't use Google+? Tough, Google Glass will inject it INTO YOUR EYES

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do not want

Peeping Tom suspects cuffed after 'falling through women's toilet ceiling'

Nameless Faceless Computer User

name something dumb we used to do, as kids, before they invented the INTERNET.

New Google Play terms ban non-store app updates

Nameless Faceless Computer User

No doubt. If Google was concerned about trojans, they need only insist on a secure connection for updates from the author's website rather than their own.

Google Glass will SELF-DESTRUCT if flogged on eBay

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wow - here's a neat gadget I want but will never buy, own, or use. Have I finally reached the end of the Internet?

Logitech launches MEGA-PRICEY 15-in-1 remote

Nameless Faceless Computer User

I'll pass. I have an app for that.

Moist iPhone fanbois tempted with golden Apple shower offer

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Re: Yet again..

qft - why not just honor the repair warranty rather than finding ways to screw people over?

Office for Mac 2008 support umbilical chopped off

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Facepalm

You can run Office on Mac? Who knew? Ok, I knew, but why would you?

Windows XP support ends a year from … now!

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Re: Dude just use Mint

Linux don't run my version of Photoshop

Head of privacy at Google leaves. Yes, that's a real job

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

The Head of Privacy at Google leaves...

and there was much rejoicing. yea....

Curiosity out of safe mode, doing science again

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Re: cryptic missive

Searching for intelligent life on Mars 'cause there's bugger here down here on earth.

Torvalds asks 'Why do PC manufacturers even bother any more?'

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

A full Linux install notebook was available years ago through a major distributor, who gave end users the option of Linux or Windows. Microsoft lawyers descended and threatened them until they stopped offering it.

Higgs data shows alternate reality will SWALLOW UNIVERSE

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Joke

I found the alternate universe. It's in New Jersey.

Intel's new TV box to point creepy spy camera at YOUR FACE

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Re: Tape

Try black nail polish. It looks better and lasts longer.

Engineers are cold and dead inside, research shows

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I am sooooo hurt by this.

Anonymous wants DDoS attacks recognized as speech

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Joke

This is why we can't have nice things!

Polar drilling effort hits snag: Boffins' search for life put on ice

Nameless Faceless Computer User

The search for life has been suspended until we figure out how to boil water.

We're doomed.

Australian Police say don't use Apple's iOS 6 Maps

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

People have way too much faith in electronic devices. My GPS once told me to make a right turn off a highway overpass and drive into a river. I decided not to do that. See how easy that was?

Ready for ANOTHER patent war? Apple 'invents' wireless charging

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

You can't pay me enough money to install a wireless charging pad anywhere in my home which is an EMI and AC electrical field generator.

What killed Motorola? Not Google! It was Moto's dire software

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FAIL

What killed Motorola was incompetent management, lack of vision, greed, while pissing on Engineers and worshiping their CEO like he was a god.

(former Motorola employee)

Girlfriend 'tried to MURDER ME with her AMPLE BREASTS'

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Joke

You were in great peril

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

I don't think I was.

Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

No, it's too perilous.

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

No. It's unhealthy.

I bet you're gay.

Am not.

Sandy Island does exist - on a 1908 chart

Nameless Faceless Computer User

The secret is...

The Island only appears for a few days every hundred years.

FCC plans to make Twitter, mobile networks disaster proof

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Big Brother

Sandy

I went through some of the worst with Sandy. First the landline phone went dead. Next, cell phones could no longer make calls. Then text messaging became slower and slower. I could only send one SMS text message per hour. 4G/3G began to fail. The most reliable communications was Twitter for a couple of days until even that began to go quiet. I was reduced to listening to a battery powered AM radio and lost all other contact with the outside world for several days.

Yea, we really need disaster proof communications.

Plan your BLACK FRIDAY CHARGE: Google shop maps go desktop

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

The dark side

You never get something for nothing. Several malls in the U.S. tried tracking customer's shopping habits by snooping their phone data. Consumers didn't like the idea. Ah, but now you can have maps while Google spies on you. There was much rejoicing.

It works for automobile traffic data. Everyone loves the fact you can view traffic conditions on Google Maps. Few realize that the data comes from Google sniffing your position and speed from your cell phones.

Personally, I love the idea. I have already spied on my girlfriend's GPS data to determine which shops she spends the most time in. Shockingly, the answer is "shoe stores."

Republicans deny Hollywood pressure to pull copyright proposal

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

Republican...

Republican... more than a philosophy, less than a religion.

Judge confirms Google's miserly $22.5m Safari privacy FTC payout

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WTF?

Tip of the iceberg

Google.... I attempted to install an Adobe Flash Reader update. It tried to install Flash, Google Chrome, and Google Toolbar. I killed the task and purged my temp directory.

Google... you suck.

35 US states petition for secession – on White House website

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FAIL

> However, considering what happened the last time states decided to secede from the Union, we doubt the response will be an accomodating one

This would assume, of course, that the people residing in those states have gone to skool and reed a history book.

New report warns of SCADA CYBERGEDDON*

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Re: 40%

Seriously.

1) Don't connect SCADA's to the Internet.

2) Don't buy SCADA software written by Microsoft.

Gay porn burglar must pay $150k for each grumble flick

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Megaphone

I learned this lesson early in life when I went to court to fight a speeding ticket. Never piss off a judge. It's an act of blatant stupidity.

New Jersey allows email voting

Nameless Faceless Computer User
FAIL

Our military defends democracy with their lives.

Our politicians keep finding ways to stop people from voting.

Does anyone else see a huge disconnect?

FTC shuts down five US robocall operations

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

I found a solution to these low life's - simply install a small phone system on my home phone line. I set up an auto attendant with a long list of options, "Press 1 for this, press 2 for that, ..." Few "marketers" sit through the whole message. Robo-calls are captured like flies on fly paper. I turn off the ringer and watch quietly as the annoying robots talk to my annoying robot.

Then, I give out instructions to my friends on how to navigate the twisting, turning passages, all different.

Go ahead - just TRY to make my phone ring. Nobody gets through the labyrinth alive.

Apple turns off Siri’s potty mouth

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

Siri is a thin client. Every time you ask it where's the nearest prostitute, where can I buy drugs, etc - even if you're joking these queries are sent and stored on Apple's servers. They collect marketing data on you such as what music you listen to, which restaurants you frequent, and which prostitutes have the best "bang for the buck."

Are you really sure you want to let Siri (aka Apple) know THAT much about you?!

Chrome extension blocks political speech on Facebook

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Pint

yea, so as the religious right-wing nuts attempt to take control of the most powerful office on the planet we replace it all with pictures of cats. Sounds reasonable to me.

'Deceptive' web tracker settles with FTC over personal data slurp

Nameless Faceless Computer User

false and deceptive? Why aren't people GOING TO JAIL?!

Windows 8: An awful lot of change for a single release

Nameless Faceless Computer User

Windows 2000 was the only decent operating system with the Microsoft name on it - and, that was written by IBM.

State of Minnesota bans free online education

Nameless Faceless Computer User

This is a throw-back to laws which made it illegal for slaves to learn to read. Now they're coming for the rest of us. What's next? Book burnings?

FTC offers $50,000 bounty for robocall-killing tech

Nameless Faceless Computer User
Devil

Anyone who calls me at home to sell me something should get 5 years behind bars, 10 years for 2nd offense.

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