* Posts by Nameless Faceless Computer User

396 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Dec 2007

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Sprint: Net neutrality means we can't stamp out download hogs

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There would be no such thing as a "download hog" if they didn't over-sell bandwidth.

Auto-playing video ads? People love auto-playing video ads – Twitter

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oh well

It was fun while it lasted. Twitter is dead. What's the next big thing?

FCC to crack down on robocall spammers' beloved loophole

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Total farce. The FCC continues to allow these mass marketers and scam artists to operate for decades. They only do something after some law maker's phone rings off the hook all day - and then only offer the smallest gesture of relief.

'iPhone 6S' to push fanbois around with 'Force Touch display'

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but...

can I make phone calls with it?

Adult FriendFinder hack EXPOSES MEELLIONS of MEMBERS

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90% of the profiles are faked to attract rubes to sign up for the service. AFF were those responsible for utterly destroying the Yahoo! profile database with fake ID's, all pointing back to their service. The other 10% are actual people who use fake names. Who would want a database of all that junk?

Robocalling Americans? That'll cost you $1.7m

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The FTC has been protecting robo callers. New York State passed a law to fine telemarketers on a per-call basis if a home phone was registered on a "do not call" list. On the day that law went into effect, the FTC came up with their own "do not call list" which superseded the New York law but relaxed the fines and enforcement. They've done nothing for years. I have personally filed thousands of complaints on-line and they did nothing.

Worse, they gave the list of phone numbers away for FREE to non-profit organizations which are "supposed" to not call them, yet are exempt from any fines along with, of course, anyone calling for political calling and polling.

At the height of abuse, my home phone registered as many as 35 phone calls per DAY. It never stopped ringing. I finally installed a telephone system with a secret extension give out only to people I know personally. Everyone else can leave a message. No more ringing unless I know you. Done.

Apple to devs: Watch out, don't make the Watch into a, well, a watch

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It's not, "the California biz..." but rather, "the fruity firm..."

You must be new.

How do you sell fewer hard drives but make more profit? Let's ask ... Western Digital

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Megaphone

q: How do you sell fewer hard drives but make more profit?

a: Layoff your employees.

Looking for laxatives, miss? Shoppers stalked via smartphone Wi-Fi

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Big Brother

You will never win

The company failed to see what Apple did years ago - offer a shiny "apple" in exchange for loss of privacy. Want album cover art? Let them snoop your music collection. Want to use Siri? Let the company monitor your social habits. Want live traffic updates? Let the company sniff your GPS location.

You don't need high tech gadgets to track people movements. Casinos have been tracking people using facial recognition for years. Kraft and Adidas are on record that they will be installing this technology in the future.

Turn your wifi and location services off for all anyone cares. Try turning off your face.

Target settles with MasterCard for US$19 million

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I set up my American Express account to send a text message for every transaction. One transaction came in from a dating site around 2am. Hmmmmm. I logged into the banking website and immediately reported the transaction as fraudulent. I was greeted with a message to say that I cannot dispute transactions until my statement comes in, 3 weeks later.

US hospital boffins demo cancer-busting smartphone kit

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Perfect for employee screenings to eliminate those pesky high medical insurance bills by rejecting applicants who have the potential for cancer.

Yes, AT&T, you do have to go to court with the FTC

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Been there and done that

It wouldn't be the first time I was ripped off by AT&T, only to have them be the subject of a lawsuit. I got a lovely $25 calling card out of the deal. Well, what did you expect? A REFUND?!

$10,000 Ethernet cable promises BONKERS MP3 audio experience

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Joke

I've seen these

Now available at your local RadioShack store.

Bankruptcy could see RadioShack close doors for good – report

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They have their place

I dug out a flashlight from the back of the closet which was loaded with fresh batteries in the mid-80's. I was prepared for the worst as I flipped on the switch. To my amazement, the flashlight still worked. I opened it to find 2 30yo RadioShack brand C batteries with no signs of leakage and still with some juice in them. There's something you don't see every day.

By contrast, I was stuck for a USB printer cable. RadioShack sold me a gold plated cable for $25 bucks.

There's a lot of room for improvement.

'Revenge porn' bully told not to post people's nude pics online. That's it. That's his punishment

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The Golden Rule

In the U.S., we operate on the "Golden Rule" i.e. "He who makes the gold makes the rules." He made money therefore there is a market for what he was doing. The FTC is reluctant to punish those who make a profit because: If he was doing something wrong then people would not have paid money to support his efforts.

Nork-ribbing flick The Interview AXED: Sony caves under hack terror 'menace'

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Unhappy

Forbidden Fruit

Oh no. Now I won't be able to watch this silly movie. I hope Sony Pictures is insured so they don't loose any money. All of this talk of terrorism and banning the movie makes me want to see it more than ever.

/sarcasm

DEATH fails to end mobile contract: Widow forced to take HUBBY's ASHES into shop

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Re: Untrustworthy automatic billing

Here in U.S., the cell phone company continues to bill you and ruins your credit rating while you write letters to the Public Service Commission. They in turn forward your letters back to the cell phone company who turns the matter over for collection. You are forbidden from taking them to court, by law, and your only option is to enter arbitration in front of an arbitrator who is hired by the cell phone company you are fighting with.

Resistance is futile.

Dark side of the DUNE: Probot snaps shadowy comet surface selfie

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Re: LMFAO

If we harvest the ice we could bring it back to earth to reduce global warming.

Amazon: Put our ALWAYS ON MICROPHONE in your house, please. WHAT?

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Re: Lunacy

The same people who bought Google Glasses

You! AT&T! The only thing 'unlimited' about you is your CHEEK, growl feds

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Dont' get excited

Suits against large corporations often result in end users getting $5 bucks off their next bill, 1 free DVD rental, or something else equally lame.

iPhone 6 shunned by fanbois in Apple's GREAT FAIL of CHINA

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Who wants a thin phone?

I'm waiting for the model which is 4x thicker and has a 3-day battery life.

iPhone owners EARN MORE THAN YOU, says mobile report

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iPhone owners are smarter, better looking, better educated, and have more fun than Android users.

Survey sponsored by Apple Inc.

Plane grounded so cops can cuff semi-legless passenger

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How is her current state of employment relevant to the story?

'iPhone 6' survives FRENZIED STABBING. Truly, it is the JESUS Phone

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Learn to replace the glass

Glass has a certain feel under my touch which plastic fails to provide. If that means I risk having to replace it, then it's a "quality of life" issue which I am ready to accept.

Intel, Ford: Project Mobii will harpoon unsafe, unauthorized drivers

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Never happen

First, you need to find someone dumb enough to buy a Ford.

Creepy battery-operated teddy bear sex toy..,sadly, this is for real

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One thing tho...

I see absolutely nothing wrong with it... except one thing. During the promotional video, the company was name dropping Disney as using the same manufacturer. Bad idea. Nobody messes with the mouse. It will get ugly. You will loose.

US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device

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FAIL

I've seen this same design sold elsewhere for far less.

Take out a personal ad instead. It's cheaper and more rewarding in the long run.

Glassholes beware: This guy's got your number

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Big Brother

Google Glasses is one of the worst inventions ever conceived. It provides no useful images, scrapes away our last best hope for privacy from security cameras, traffic cameras, cell phone cameras, street view cameras, ATM cameras, nanny cameras, and dash cameras. Now let's all just record everything we see all the time. Why?

After 13 year console ban Xbox One set for official launch in China

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The Xbox One will feature, by default, an always-on, works-in-the-dark, microphone and camera that’s constantly connected to the internet and 300,000 servers. I wouldn't want in my home and it should be banned in any country.

FCC seeks $48K fine from mobile phone-jamming driver

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On the one hand, I was planning to do this myself. How many times have I looked up at someone tailgating to see the top of his head as he was distracted with typing text messages at 60mph. No matter how good of a driver you think you are, you're not that good.

In front of me, I saw a distracted driver slam right into the guard rail from the left lane. There were parts flying off his truck. He must have received a phone call.

But on the other hand, people need to work this out for themselves. If we continue to make laws which govern every aspect of our lives we will never mature as a society.

Uh oh! Here comes the first bug in the Windows 8.1 Update

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Re: lol

The ability to develop software and the aptitude to sell software belong to two different skill sets.

Five-year-old discovers Xbox password bug, hacks dad's Live account

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Big Brother

close call

Thankfully, no music was downloaded.

That's it, we're all really OLD: Google's Gmail is 10 ALREADY

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FAIL

Want to make it better?

Want to make gmail better? Add folders. Threads suck.

iPhone 6 FEELS your heat, wetness... and it'll TELL Apple – report

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FAIL

pointless

There is no purpose to detect the temperature and humidity in my front pocket. It will be warm and average humidity.

Apple granted patent for two-faced iPhone with wraparound touchscreen

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FAIL

Great design

Guaranteed to crack the first time you drop it while no case can fit it. Design inspiration brought to us by the chicken egg.

Give hackers your data, says former RSA man

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Not exactly original

The technique is called the "sacrificial lamb" where hackers are allowed to break into a machine with fake data, leaving the real server untouched.

1.1 MILLION customers' credit card data was swiped in Neiman Marcus breach

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FAIL

I wonder if they're in danger of running out of numbers?

With the first four digits identifying the bank, and a few digits for a checksum, considering there are retired numbers, are the banks in danger of running out of unique credit card numbers any time soon?

On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns

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Re-branding

Typical U.S. Government mind puck. Send out a few drones to spy on people and locals use them for target practice. But, put a big, happy smiley face on it to deliver your new Kindle and suddenly drones are your friend. You wouldn't shoot at the U.P.S. driver, would you? Well, most wouldn't.

They're back: The coffin-punting naked Polish calendar girls

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They don't take PayPal. Oh well. Creepy? meh. Come on. It's the Internet. We've seen things faaaar more creepier than this.

Kiss goodbye to quiet skies: Now FCC ready to OK in-flight cellphone use

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My suggestion is to allow cell phone use only in first class.

Google, Microsoft to drop child sex abuse from basic web search

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Nothing good will come of it

Beware of legislation which begins with the premise, "Save the children."

Dark matter: Good news, everyone! We've found ... NOTHING AT ALL

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The universe...

The universe is just simulation. Stop taking it so seriously.

DEATH WATCH counts down seconds to wearer's demise

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Behold, the death clock. Simply jam your finger in the hole, and this readout tells you how long you have to live.

Leela: Does it really work?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, it's occasionally off by a few seconds, what with free will and all.

Fry: Sounds like fun. How long do I have to live?

[sticks his finger in the hole; the professor looks and whistles]

Bender: Ooh! Dibs on his CD player!

Atomic clocks come to your wrist

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Lonely is the person who is the only one with the correct time.

Apple wins patent for entrance to retail store

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The glass entrance is only meant to distract from the HSBC sign in the background, dubbed the world's most incompetent bank.

Peak Apple: Has ANYONE at all ordered a new iPhone 5c?

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Meh

I'll pass

Wake me up after the long lines die down, after the bugs have been fixed, and after we get to the point where a website says, "In stock. Ready to ship."

Meanwhile, I'll be doing something more constructive with my day.

iPhone 5S: Apple, you're BORING us to DEATH (And you too, Samsung)

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Megaphone

It's just a phone

Here are features we would like to see: make a phone call. It's a phone. I certainly don't need all these bells and whistles nor look forward to more battery-draining features in every annual update of the same thing. Back in "the day" we were happy to upgrade our phones once every 3-4 years. In exchange, we received smaller phones, better battery life, perhaps a 2-line LCD display rather than 1.

What more can you cram into this thing? Samsung had the right idea - if you can't make it better, make it bigger and easier to read. Offer a model with a real keyboard. Install a microSD card for expandable memory, rather than paying hundreds of dollars for pennies worth of memory. Release the death grip over the OS to install apps from third parties.

But, they give us a fingerprint reader. Yippee.

US intelligence: Snowden's latest leaks 'road map' for adversaries

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here's a clue

tip: when hiring for someone who oversees your entire computer network, hire a full-time employee rather than a contractor.

NSA: NOBODY could stop Snowden – he was A SYSADMIN

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Solution

Rather than using a contractor, give your sysadmin's a permanent job.

/solved

Wall Street traders charged with stealing company code via email

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Oh, they're Wall Street traders? They'll probably be charged a small fine and released back into the wild.

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