* Posts by Christoph

3317 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Dec 2007

When it comes to DNS over HTTPS, it's privacy in excess, frets UK child exploitation watchdog

Christoph

"But the Internet Watch Foundation (IWF), a UK-based advocacy organization focused on eliminating child sexual abuse images online"

Ah yes, the IWF that blocked the entire Wikipedia site due to a single image (of an album cover, that was later deemed perfectly OK).

Protip: No, the CIA will not call off a pedophilia probe into your life in exchange for Bitcoin

Christoph

"the unsettling implication in all of this is that some of the people who would be inclined to pay this extortion demand would be people that had in fact been viewing child abuse images."

The real nasty is that some of the people who receive this may assume that someone else in the same household such as their husband or son has been viewing child abuse images.

Could you just pop into the network room and check- hello? The Away Team. They're... gone

Christoph

Re: BANG!

A friend who studied Geology was taught how to survive in the field when doing geological surveys.

Her lecturers had learned field survival as part of doing geological surveys in hostile territory for SOE.

Christoph

Re: BANG!

The engineer installing one of our machines was told that he had to let the customer's electrician wire it in - because he was the shop steward.

Said electrician wired up a bog-standard MK Electric switch box without connecting the neutral lead.

The electronics in the machine thus found itself connected across two phases (the machine included a bloody big squirrel cage motor using three-phase) and let the smoke out.

The best and worst of GitHub: Repos wiped without notice, quickly restored – but why?

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Re: There's a problem with giving 'value' to aged accounts....

It vanished with no notice and no explanation, and was gone for at least some hours. That could be critical in some circumstances, and could easily be expensive.

Alexa Conversations: Amazon's AI assistant is about to get a whole lot more like Clippy

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Re: Plays music

There's already occasional news stories of people flying to an entirely wrong destination due to a slight mishearing of a similar sounding name. Hey, let's automate that based on what an AI thinks you said - what could possibly go wrong?

To members of Pizza Hut's loyalty scheme: You really knead to stop reusing your passwords

Christoph

It was obviously that infamous villain Pizza the Hutt

Strewth: Hackers slurp 19 years of Oz student data in uni's second breach within a year

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"The vice-chancellor, who chummily signed off as "Brian""

That's going to cause a little confusion

Mind if we call you 'Bruce'?

Egg on North Face: Wikipedia furious after glamp-wear giant swaps article pics for sneaky ad shots – and even brags about it in a video

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Not quite as bad as the bunch of wazzocks a few years back who included bits in their TV adverts that made smart speakers read out their Wikipedia page.

And forgot that their victims could edit Wikipedia.

Christoph

Re: I've got several items of North Face gear...

Rohan gear is expensive but bloody good. No need to buy North Farce.

Ex-student, 52, suing university for AU$3m after PhD rejection destroyed 'sex drive'

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Did he expect to graduate summa cum laude?

Tesla's autonomous lane changing software is worse at driving than humans, and more

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Re: "performed worse than human drivers when trying to change lanes automatically"

"The M25 method uses the indicators (turn signals) as a declarative, aka The blink & move. "

On the M25, if you signal in plenty of time that you are going to move into the outside lane as soon as the gap gets to you, the last car before the gap will hang back and block you.

However if you are in the fast lane and are the first car after a gap, the car in the middle lane will wait through the gap until the last possible moment before suddenly moving out, forcing you to brake. The next car in the middle lane will then wait until you have built up speed again and are moving forward before doing the same trick and making you brake again. Sometimes a third car will do it again, in each case having plenty of time to move out but waiting until you are about to pass them.

Why yes, I did use to commute on the M25.

If servers go down but no one hears them, did they really fail? Think about it over lunch

Christoph

"the start of the working week"?

Aren't El Reg staff allowed Bank Holidays?

Uber JUMPs at chance to dump load of electric bikes across Islington

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Re: I was born in Islington

Ah yes, the "Socialist Republic of Islington".

Where they spent all the local council's money on important things like international politics, rather than trivia like fixing gigantic potholes in the roads (which I could avoid because I'd learned and memorised where they were, despite only driving through there once a month).

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

Christoph

A story posted to LJ some years back: IT bods arrived at work after a bank holiday weekend to find a helpful note in the computer room, from someone non-tech (sales or similar). He had noticed that the air-conditioning had been left on in the locked computer room, which was obviously a waste as nobody was in there. So he had got hold of the key (can't remember how - possibly managed to bully it from security somehow?) and gone in, switched off the air conditioning, and left the note explaining how he had helped these silly IT people who couldn't even remember to switch things off when leaving for a long weekend.

It took quite a long time to get all the crashed systems back up again.

Why telcos 'handed over' people's GPS coords to a bounty hunter: He just had to ask nicely

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Do they also hand out location information to stalkers, or to gamers who want to SWAT a rival player?

Uncle Sam to blow millions on mind-control weapon tech that can be fitted without surgery

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This year: The systems will be at most minimally invasive. And the recipient soldiers will all be volunteers.

Next year: Well, the new systems are just slightly more invasive. We need volunteers - you, you and you.

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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Re: Weasel

A vertical cliff face. And a Trebuchet.

Christoph

Re: Official Secrets Acts?!

Just don't ever violate Section Three of the Official Secrets Act (which of course you won't know about unless you've signed it (or read Charlie Stross' Laundry series))

Christoph

"He also called for new treason laws, which he said would be aimed at people who "betray" Britain"

Sod the Express, the Daily Heil will love this, since they decide who to denounce as traitors - such as judges who decide according to the law rather than according to the Heil's prejudices.

Christoph

"new treason laws, which he said would be aimed at people who "betray" Britain" by acting against the political interests of the current government.

"throwing out any jurors who might return the wrong verdict by sympathising with the accused." - see above. And of course the Clive Ponting case where the judge told the jury that the "public interest" means the personal political interest of the current bunch of crooks running the government.

Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register

Christoph

On computers running Cromemco's 'Cromix' Unix-like operating system on Z80 machines, there was a command which could change the function of keys. So that for instance pressing the Return key would operate as a backspace.

This could be particularly effective for someone who knew all the alternate ways of telling the computer to run a command (such as to change the keys back) and could alter all of them except the obscure one which nobody else knew.

Time to reformat the old wallet and embiggen your smartmobe: The 1TB microSD is here

Christoph

Re: Am I the only one?

The classic one is by Mark Twain. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

Hours before Congress backs robocall blocking law, guess what the FCC boss suddenly decides?

Christoph

Re: Calibration of BS meters

"And Ajit Pai is an honourable man"

AI bots need a sense of hearing to navigate their computer world and the real world – eggheads

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Re: Cheating?

Exactly - they could have given the cue in many different ways. That they happened to use what we perceive as sound is irrelevant - to the bot it's just another set of numbers. Feeding the bot the usual in-game sounds might make a difference, but that isn't proved by this experiment.

If poking about Doctor Who's TARDIS in VR sounds like fun to you, better luck next time

Christoph

Re: Anorak, seriously?

And a towel!

NASA rattles the tin for an extra $1.6bn to keep 2024 lunar hopes alive

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Re: Follow the $

Which means fewer trained technical staff for NASA to employ, and to keep US industry ahead in technical developments.

So they will need even more trained immigrants to keep their country running.

Christoph

Re: Let's build a wall, *on the moon*!

Will the Selenites pay for it?

Take my bits awaaaay: DARPA wants to develop AI fighter program to augment human pilots

Christoph

Automatic evasion of incoming fire.

Opponent paints a few marks on their missiles to trick the AI's image recognition.

Incoming missile? What Incoming missile?

US minister invokes Maggie Thatcher, says she would have halted Huawei 5G rollout

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Black Helicopters

Well of course they want to block Huawei due to spyware in the equipment.

If we install Huawei kit we won't be installing the kit with NSA and GCHQ spyware in it.

Age verification biz claims no-payment model for 40% of Brits ahead of July pr0n ban

Christoph

Are they going to pay using 1Account, thereby telling the company they are buying from that they view online porn (and have just given them their name and address for delivery)?

Are the companies going to advertise that they are happy to use a porn-viewing service to accept payments?

Now you can officially dox Scrabble players, thanks to the new dictionary definitions

Christoph
Boffin

OK not Okay?

But can you use QX?

(Drat, no propeller beanie icon.)

And in current affairs... Apple recalls three-prong AC adapters after some shocking behavior

Christoph

Power plugs are a mature technology. There is no reason for one to be able to break in that way unless someone took the existing design and tweaked it to shave a few cents off the manufacturing cost.

Jocasta? Jocasta! Don't ram that trolley into the man: New tech promises an end to this scenario

Christoph

Or simply a soft bar on a weak spring at the front of the trolley. When it gets pushed back by hitting something it puts the brakes on.

Owner of Smuggler's Inn B&B ordered to put up a sign warning guests not to cross into Canada

Christoph

Re: It's borderline, but...

Shades of the pub in Spike Milligan's Puckoon, part in Ireland and part in NI. With the drinkers all crowded into the cheaper bit.

Christoph

Re: Friday afternoon Google Maps investigation

"some US properties only accessible by road from the Canadian side"

Scroll a bit west of that inn and you'll find Point Roberts - part of the US that can only be accessed by sea or by going through Canada. There's another bit like that at Lake of the Woods.

Christoph

Re: Both sides?

"Ignore this Notice"

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Re: a victim of circumstance?

I would be pretty damn difficult for him to stop them. This is his house from the Canadian side. All they have to do is stroll across a few yards of lawn.

Microsoft: Yo dawg, we heard you liked Windows password expiry policies. So we expired your expiry policy

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Re: Yeah, right.

Given their known past behaviour, and the ridiculousness of deliberately reducing security that's already working, I would say that it's a damn sight more than a suspicion.

Parents slapped with dress code after turning school grounds into a fashion crime scene

Christoph

Re: "their freedom to wear whatever they want"

Don't wake the Sheeple!

Brit spy chief: We need trust or we won't have a 'licence to operate in cyberspace'

Christoph

He wants to "foster public trust" so he can "extend UK.gov's surveillance and control"

Does anyone else think there's some tiny kind of, you know, discrepancy there? Some trifling hint of batshit insanity?

Accenture sued over website redesign so bad it Hertz: Car hire biz demands $32m+ for 'defective' cyber-revamp

Christoph

It sounds like they developed the system, then tried to make it responsive. As if they started from scratch with no code reuse.

Wouldn't it be just a trifle better to find or develop the best responsive framework that they can and use it across most of their projects, fitting each one into the framework with whatever adjustments are needed?

That would also make maintenance easier as all their staff would know how that framework worked.

The same goes for the back end stuff - a company that big ought to have lots of existing general purpose code which can easily be tweaked to fit.

It's almost as if they handed the entire analysis and development process to completely inexperienced staff who had never worked on any other project for them and had no access to the code for their other projects or any advice from the experience gained in building them.

Since the entire point of using one of these firms rather than developing in-house is to take advantage of their existing experience in doing this kind of development this seems, shall we say, a trifle odd.

Baffling tale of Apple shops' 'non-facial' 'facial recognition', a stolen ID, and a $1bn lawsuit after a wrongful arrest

Christoph

Re: So that's why the pencils are so expensive

US Law enforcement has a reputation for going in all guns blazing and only asking questions as an afterthought of the grieving relatives.

We've read the Mueller report. Here's what you need to know: ██ ██ ███ ███████ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████████ █████

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Re: Can't argue with █████████

Ah, but don't forget the █████████ ███████ which was found in the █████████████ after █████████. That means that ██████ probably knew all about the ███████ █ ███████ all the time.

Hey criminals, need a getaway vehicle? There's an app for that... Car share tool halts ops amid crime wave, arrests

Christoph

Re: Location, location

In Italy you use minis as getaway vehicles. (But don't blow the bloody doors off.)

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

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Flame

Wouldn't it be nice if the Tories who are so worried about British children seeing smut were also worried about British children starving due to their austerity policies?

Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal

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Re: Liable?

As is the Palace of Westminster.

Hackers bragged that pretty vanilla breach included FBI watchlist? Well, colour us shocked

Christoph

Re: But you can never leave

They check whether people are really dead, and if they are still voting in Chicago they assume they must be alive.

A quick cup of coffee leaves production manager in fits and a cleaner in tears

Christoph

Re: Until...

Open plan office. Group of secretarys' desks around floor flap with two 13-amp sockets. Each secretary had power to a computer, and to a CRT. And they had a fan heater. No other unused sockets within reach.

One socket had one computer plugged into it. The other had a power bar.

The power bar had computers and CRTs plugged in. And another power bar.

That had computers, CRTs, and a third power bar.

That had computers, CRTs, and the fan heater.

Well, I couldn't make it a good setup, but when I'd finished rearranging it the fan heater had one socket, and the other socket had a power bar with both the other bars plugged into it.

Christoph

Re: Builders...

I managed to avoid a problem with builders. The building right next door to my ground floor computer room was being demolished and redeveloped. The computer room had a raised floor with huge amounts of cabling underneath. I made sure that the bloke from Rentokil did a very thorough job on that underfloor space!