* Posts by Christoph

3323 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Dec 2007

Hitachi quietly slips in new, big hardness

Christoph
Boffin

1GB?

You can run a perfectly good commercial program in 12K as long as you page sections of it in from the cassette drive.

(Can we have a "Four Yorkshiremen" icon?)

Lincs authority lets schools decide on Pagan lessons

Christoph
Pint

Re: Filk alert!

So we'll dance round the stone menhir ring

Till the flames of the fire have died down

We'll emote, slit a goat's throat and sing

Then get dressed and drive back into town

Christoph

What about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Will they also include the Pastafarians?

"modern pagans, unlike ancient druids, are more concerned with focussing personal energies through ritual than human sacrifice"

The custom of the Druids

Was to drink fermented fluids

And run naked through the woo-ids

And that's good enough for me

Oz journo pokes PARIS

Christoph

What about the pilot?

Would an Oz launch still use a playmonaut? The obvious pilot for them to use to guide the plane down would be a drop bear.

Airport screeners go for the groin

Christoph

US Security abuse their powers

And the news story in this was?

Canadian teen charged with school board hack

Christoph

Exposing the passwords?

Did they store the passwords unencrypted? If so it's them that needs the swift kick.

Artificial replacement human livers made in lab

Christoph
Boffin

Collagen supporting structure

I wonder if they could print that collagen structure with a 3-D printer?

That would give them more consistent and better tailored results. And they could tweak things like the surface structure to encourage cells to attach, or add in growth-promoting chemicals and similar optimisations.

Fate of porn domain left in government hands

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WTF?

What have they been smoking?

"the GAC states its concern that domains such as .xxx, which may end up being blocked by some censorious regimes"

Are they living on the same planet? "May end up"? It will be blocked the instant they confirm that it will go ahead.

DARPA fashions miracle robotic attachment from balloon, coffee

Christoph
Alert

Household Items

"We look forward keenly to more robots assembled from common household or office items in coming years. "

Balloons, fine. Coffee grounds,fine. Just don't let them near the sink plungers, or we'll all be exterminated!

Top cyber crime cop lied under oath, says judge

Christoph

Re "In a massive company there will always be a tiny minority"

This simply does not hold up. Only one cop killed Ian Tomlinson. But it was not one cop, or a tiny minority of them, that decided that no charges were to be brought. That must have been decided at a very high level and agreed among a large number of people.

They knew perfectly well that there would be an outcry. They knew exactly what they were doing. And they went ahead anyway. They didn't give a damn for public opinion. They didn't give a damn for justice. They only cared about protecting one of their own.

That is not a tiny minority. That is systemic

Christoph

"most of us already know to be true."

I could sing you a song.

It won't take long.

Green light for spooks' net snoop plan

Christoph
Black Helicopters

Because they can

It's technically possible for them to grab this information. Therefore suddenly it's necessary - the country is doomed unless they are allowed to grab it.

They have to destroy our freedom in order to defend it against all the threats they loudly claim are trying to destroy it.

Perhaps they would like to publicly state what information about us they would *not* demand to grab if it were technically possible and not legally forbidden? Could there be any such thing? At all?

Or what conditions would have to apply for the country to *not* be threatened by bogey-men, so they wouldn't need all those powers? Again, could there be any such thing?

Germans develop sleepy-driver car 'warning' system

Christoph

Isn't it about time to give up the 'All Germans Are NAZIS!' jokes?

The Nazi regime was destroyed sixty-five years ago. Anyone who took active part in it would have to invade Poland by Zimmer frame.

People do not become cackling maniacs simply by being born in a particular geographic area.

High-speed asteroid pile-up prompts X-File

Christoph
Boffin

Spurious 'accuracy'

"two asteroids collide at 11,000 mph (17,702 km/h)"

You don't think that original figure might possibly have been rounded? (From an original rough estimate). I really doubt it was accurate to 1 km/h.

Spycam school to pay damages for kiddie snaps

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Big Brother

58,000

Fifty. Eight. Thousand. Photos. And no criminal intent.

So what *was* their intent? What did they think they were doing it for? That's not any kind of casual operation, it must have had some specific reason.

If it wasn't to get photos of undressed students, then the only thing that seems to make sense is that they were spying on students simply because they could.

They had the ability to watch students without them knowing, so they just went ahead and did so. Presumably convincing themselves that they were in charge of the students and supposed to look after them so it was OK to do this.

After all, children don't have any real rights, and the school knows what's best for them better than they or their parents do.

Grab all the information possible, just in case someone somewhere is doing something you don't approve of.

That would certainly fit with the way they were found out. They saw a student eating something and decided "Oh! It must be Drugs!". Because that's how they were justifying it to themselves - that they might spot just that kind of thing happening, and could Save that poor child.

And they'd persuaded themselves of this so much that they went ahead and accused him, and blew the whole thing. They had convinced themselves so strongly that they were justified that they didn't realise the rest of the world might not agree.

It's for their Own Good!

Hefty physicist: Global warming is 'pseudoscientific fraud'

Christoph

Well, yes, it must be for the money

After all there's so much money in research these days. And so pitifully little money available to the oil industry.

Google robo cars drive selves on public streets

Christoph
Boffin

How good are they so far?

The important point is how often do the emergency drivers have to take over, and in what circumstances? That eight year figure implies there's still a lot of problems.

The really difficult bit will come when they are better than humans in most circumstances. You might find that they would reduce accidents overall, but fail in a few rare circumstances where a human could have coped. Do you then deploy them? And what is the legal position for the victims of those rare accidents? It could get very messy, especially with US lawyers involved.

Danube sludge peril: Brown trouser time or not?

Christoph
Pirate

We're all doomed!

According to that highly reputable source the BBC in this article:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11492387

it contains Calcium Oxide, CaO "'Quicklime', can cause skin irritation, burns and sickness."

They are quite correct, that stuff is pretty dangerous, mostly because of the extremely violent way it reacts with water.

So if it's been sitting around in a mud bath and is now in the river, can we see a slight error here children?

Silicon dioxide? "Can cause lung diseases and cancer if inhaled as dust" - ever tried inhaling dust out of a river? Don't go near any beaches, sand is made of the stuff!

Titanium dioxide: "Caused cancer when tested on animals" - that would be the stuff used in white paint?

Thieves drive off with 10,800 Western Digital drives

Christoph
Boffin

What's the bandwidth ...

... of a truck with 10,800 disk drives?

There's an old quote about never underestimate the bandwidth of a truck full of tapes, but that must be even better.

Ofcom imposes new rules on silent callers

Christoph
Flame

Marketing calls

II think you mean market research?

When I get those I explain to them that they have decided on my behalf that I won't object to such calls even though I am registered as objecting to sales calls. And I ask them why I should co-operate with someone who is so extremely stupid.

However my actual phrasing is very slightly less polite than that.

Christoph

TPS can't work if you don't tell them

TPS can only act if they are told about the problem. If you get a call, don't 'threaten' to report them to TPS - report the buggers.

US military Cyber Command won't go operational as planned

Christoph
FAIL

They've got a real problem

"We want super-keen, clean living dedicated people who will obey any order no matter how stupid.

We will reject anyone with a bad record, such as having once been a litterbug.

Hey, does anyone know why we can't hire any techie geeks?"

Nigerian perv scanners lay Lagos ladies bare

Christoph

Not the only risk

If you go for an X-ray for medical reasons, there's a big sign asking you to tell the operator beforehand if there's any chance you might be pregnant.

If you go for an X-ray so a perv can ogle you, tough luck.

Las Vegas death ray roasts hotel guests

Christoph
WTF?

Hi-tech solutions

"the Vdara is mulling hi-tech solutions"

Have they considered "Warning the guests"?

OpenOffice files Oracle divorce papers

Christoph

Paid for version?

"They'll probably need to charge for it "

From http://www.documentfoundation.org/faq/ :

Q: What difference will The Document Foundation make to users of LibreOffice?

A: LibreOffice is The Document Foundation's reason for existence. We do not have and will not have a commercial product which receives preferential treatment. We only have one focus - delivering the best free office suite for our users - LibreOffice.

Christoph

acknowledging the non-English speaking world

I really don't think that's going to be a problem.

Have a look at http://www.documentfoundation.org/foundation/ and check the nationalities involved.

Battle of the US super-soldier robot suits hots up with XOS 2.0

Christoph

HULC

Human Universal Load Carrier? They must have strained a bit to squeeze that one in. As if the Iron Man references weren't enough.

But what I want is a remote override for the control circuitry. Live Action Lemmings!

Feds want backdoors built into VoIP and email

Christoph

Idiocy

All that will do is encourage people to get round it, which won't be difficult - what are they going to do about open source software developed outside the US?

Businesses are going to be very unhappy about having their communications wide open - especially non-US ones operating in the US who don't want all their plans leaked to their rivals.

Christian group declares jct 9 on M25 cursed

Christoph

'Satanic' nonsense

To all: Please stop this nonsense about the M25 being designed by Satanic forces.

It should be obvious at a glance that it was designed by Bergholt Stuttley Johnson.

Facial recognition tech could hit plod smartphones

Christoph

No figure given on false positives?

I simply do not believe that this would be possible without a massive number of false positives (and negatives). If they come to rely on it there will be huge problems.

Oh, and "passport photos. The subject is usually standing right in front of the camera, smiling nicely" - when did you last get a passport renewed? Smiling and looking happy is specifically forbidden, citizen.

Sex Party proposes new classification system for Oz

Christoph
FAIL

Suppression is not the way t o help women

"If you look at the industry in which these sort of films get made, women are hurt, exploited and damaged."

And she's going to improve this by oppressive legislation to keep it under cover? Rather than making it legal and open, so the women can have the same rights and status as everyone else, and any exploitation will get exposed and punished?

School caretaker jailed for fitting up colleague

Christoph

How many times has it worked?

"The judge told the court the plot had very nearly worked."

A bungling amateur managed to very nearly get away with it.

So haw many people *have* got away with it? How many of their victims are in a jail or a cemetery?

US forces drop dead drug-poison killer mice from helicopters

Christoph
Coat

@ Olafthemighty: My work here is done

Exits stage left, whistling the Angus Prune Tune.

Christoph
Joke

Ancient Jokes R Us

No, the real problem is whether the snakes can get to them before the parrots eat 'em all.

Portable, rapid DNA analysis tech developed

Christoph

How do we know the machine is working?

If a policeman approaches me with one of these, how can I be sure it's working properly so I can use it to confirm his identity before I answer any of his questions?

Europe sets minimum PNR standards

Christoph

Reciprocity?

"There should be reciprocity between countries."

With the USA? Them letting nasty foreigners have details on Real People?

There shall be pissing into the wind

Super-tough wireless sensors 'to be dropped into volcanoes'

Christoph
Paris Hilton

Other applications - Venus?

Will this be enough to get a Venus lander to last more than a few minutes?

Intel confirms HDCP copy-protection crack

Christoph
Boffin

Who needs speed anyway?

Save the data stream to disk. Leave a decrypt running overnight.

Coalition pledges free appeals for filesharers

Christoph
Grenade

Here we go again

It's much the same as that old trick of charging extra for every tape because a few of them would be used to copy records.

It's not the ISPs that will pay, it's their customers who will all have to pay increased charges.

So the private music and film industries get to impose a private tax on everyone's communications, to help out their profits.

Place your bets - how long after this is implemented will it be before the first call (from the biggest, richest companies, not from the independents) for the amount we all pay to be increased? Probably as part of the same package as the next extension of the time that copyright lasts for.

Christoph

Actually, no

The first question will be "Have you stopped illegally sharing files?

Sussex police try new tactic to relieve snappers of pics

Christoph

It's not just photos of Plod committing crime that's the problem

There have been plenty of incidents of police and prosecution accidentally forgetting to pass to the defence evidence which helps the defence case.

If they've arrested someone for a crime and confiscated all the photos of what happened, are they going to present all those photos as evidence, or only the ones which help the prosecution case?

Christoph

Isn't it lucky ...

... that they didn't do this with the video of the assault on Ian Tomlinson.

Pamela Anderson gets her kit off for Nokia

Christoph
FAIL

Market speak

-- a sensor "rivalling those found in compact digital cameras"

As I read it, that means "Not quite as good as the sensor in a bottom-of-the-range compact digital camera".

Vulture 1 Mk 2 release mech prepped for testing

Christoph

I can see it now

Cue the obvious El Reg headline about the payload, explaining that they couldn't get it up because it was completely snagged.

Christoph
Boffin

"top-class piece of British engineering"

How can it be proper British engineering when you have omitted the most vital component of such engineering - the sticky-backed plastic?

SCO gets sale approval

Christoph

A bit of a poisoned pill?

Hi guys, we've just bought SCO's software business and given them some more money to struggle on with their ludicrous lawsuits.

Err, where has everyone gone?

Texan cooks up deep-fried Guinness

Christoph

Think of it as Evolution in Action

(title says it all)

Crowds greet A380 at Manchester Airport

Christoph

Dubai?

So Manchester is very proud to be linked to a place like Dubai with their wonderful human rights record?

Bye-bye to bizarro bye-laws, says UK.gov

Christoph
Black Helicopters

Just what we needed

Every time you cross a local authority boundary you'll have to know about a different set of rules - most of them passed more for petty politicians to show off their power than for any sensible reason.

They may even contradict the ones from the next-door authority.

And they'll get all changed over to a different set each time a different party gets into power.

The politicians will be able to pass these much faster than pressure groups can organise to get rid of the worst of them.

Don't these idiots realise just how stupid, incompetent, inexperienced, and petty some local politicians are? Or how corrupt some local authorities are?

OED goes the way of all flesh paper

Christoph

Rather less than 150lb by then.

More than a decade before the next edition? By that time the problem will be finding it again if you drop it, without using a magnifying glass.