* Posts by Christoph

3323 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Dec 2007

Samsung's new image sensor promises better snaps in smaller devices

Christoph

Re: Why bother with megapixels?

As I understand it, the problem is that with tiny pixels you get less photons per pixel. So you get lower signal to noise, and much less sensitivity to low-light conditions.However much later processing you add, you've degraded the original signal.

Christoph
Boffin

Why bother with megapixels?

Most of the pictures will never show up anywhere but on a screen. Very very few will ever get printed. So why bother with more megapixels than a screen will hold?

Keep the megapixels down and the pixel size up, and you get better pictures, less noise, and better low-light sensitivity.

The top-end cameras have ludicrous resolution unless you are printing in a glossy magazine.

Christoph

If the sensor is bigger, the lens system has to be bigger as well. That's why DSLRs are much bigger than smartphone cameras.

Ex-BT boss bags £9 MILLION bye-bye bundle, moves to key gov post

Christoph

Re: (Almost) lost for words.

I don't see what there is to complain about?

That more than half of the buggers make even more? While the poorest in the land have their benefits cut because the benefits office have a quota of how many they must cut regardless of circumstances?

ISPs set to install network-level smut filters despite Lib Dem opposition

Christoph

Re: Democracy by Mumsnet

I wonder how loudly Mumsnet will scream when they find that br**st cancer help sites are blocked?

'NSA PRISM spies' shake down victims with bogus child-abuse vids claims

Christoph

The biggest problem of all is that an innocent family member or friend might get accused of being the one who must have downloaded porn. This could in some cases have some really nasty results. This is not a trivial crime.

Here at last, our 3D beauty: Vulture 2 spaceplane flies in

Christoph

Where are the markings?

I can't see the bits marked "Tab A" and "Slot B"

First rigid airship since the Hindenburg cleared for outdoor flight trials

Christoph

How big can they go?

Sod the practical applications - can they build Castle Wulfenbach?

Should Nominet ban .uk domains that use paedo and crim-friendly words?

Christoph
Pirate

Nice business you've got here, guv

Be a shame if some criminal types started using the name of the business as a code word and got your domain banned.

Shop-a-suspect web security system: 'We've helped cops nab 100 suspects'

Christoph

Re: Innocent until ...

Because if you are a shop owner and someone comes in whose face appears to match one on a list of "suspicious" individuals, you might keep an eye on them a bit more rather than adjusting the goods on the shelves.

So if your face happens to resemble a poor quality image of someone who one shop keeper was suspicious of, all the local shopkeepers are going to be treating you as suspicious and keeping an eye on you every time you go out shopping. Every shop you go into is gong to be making it clear they are watching you. Every time.

Universal Credit CRUNCHED: Dole handouts IT system to be rebuilt

Christoph

Re: @Christoph

They spent most of the afternoon in the garden discussing the best way to "fix the social"

Yes, young people tend to be irresponsible. Hardly news. If you had been next to the house of someone very rich you could have heard the children and their friends discussing which restaurant they were next going to visit as members of the Bullingdon Club with the deliberate intention of getting stinking drunk and smashing the place up for 'a bit of fun' .

Now try considering the now vast numbers of people who are not trying to fiddle anything, they are trying to feed themselves and their children. But simply by being thrown out of work through no fault of their own they are somehow instantly transformed into useless workshy scroungers who can be kicked and sneered at without limit, and made to wade through ever increasing amounts of bureaucracy simply to feed their families.

Remember when huge numbers of MPs were found to be fiddling their expenses? When some very simply controls were put in place to reduce the fiddling they squealed like stuck pigs at this terrible imposition. And then went back and voted for more and more and more oppressive controls on benefits to reduce the fiddling. Which is now known to be far, far less prevalent than that expense fiddling was.

Christoph
Flame

changing people's behaviour by ensuring there is always an incentive to be in work.

And exactly how will this change the behaviour of people who are desperately trying to find work when THERE AREN'T ANY JOBS.

It doesn't matter how much pressure you put on them, how much you fiddle the rules so you can cut their benefits to fund tax cuts for the rich, how much you make their life a living hell while sneering at them as 'scroungers'. The only way to get more people into jobs is to have more jobs available for them.

The only 'success' of such a scheme is that it has reduced the number of people out of work - by the number driven to suicide.

Cognitive Networks to bring creepy awareness to LG's smart TVs

Christoph
Big Brother

It needs a new name

The future television will have myriad extra functions, and it looks like these will all end up under the control of the advertisers rather than the viewers. Those advertisers will be able to grab any information they like about what the viewer is doing.

At this point it isn't really just a television any more, so it ought to have a new name.

How about 'Telescreen'?

Apple tops target list for litigious patent trolls

Christoph

If you pay up they will keep coming back for more

the number of companies that settle dubious claims because the cost of fighting them greatly outweighs any fee they might have to pay.

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;

But we've proved it again and again,

That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld

You never get rid of the Dane.

Pulsars: the GPS beacons of the cosmos

Christoph

But my TEMPO2 told me to come this way!

How was I to know there was a black hole there? What do you mean, 'why didn't I watch out where I was going'? The computer's supposed to do that!

Silicon Valley slurped millions of NSA cash for PRISM participation

Christoph

Why shouldn't they charge?

If the government is forcing companies to spy on their customers, I see nothing wrong in making the buggers pay through the nose for it.

Report: Secret British spy base in Middle East taps region's internet

Christoph

Another possibility

Or of course the reference to "lives at risk" and the extreme concern felt by the British (and US) governments regarding Snowden's revelations may not be related to the cable-tapping base at all, but to something else as yet undisclosed.

Or it could just be that they are lying in their teeth.

BILLION-TONNE BELCH emitted from Sun to hit Earth this weekend

Christoph
Boffin

Slowing the ISS

find their trusty habitat slowing down as it ploughs through the plasma rainstorm

I thought it was "ploughs through thicker atmosphere which has expanded more than usual due to the plasma rainstorm"

US government nabbed $2.9m in May Bitcoin seizure

Christoph

So don't use dollars

it has even occasionally had to suspend trading in US dollars

Stay well clear of US dollars then. How's the Swiss Franc doing these days?

Guardian lets UK spooks trash 'Snowden files' PCs to make them feel better

Christoph
Joke

They must have asked a consultant

They used a special consultant to advise them on the destruction of unwanted computer files.

A Ms Streisand

British spooks seize tech from Snowden journo's boyfriend at airport

Christoph

Re: Voting power

But if you don't vote for a lizard, the wrong lizard might get in!

Christoph

He was lucky :-(

He got off a lot easier than the last Brazilian they went after!

Google goes dark for 2 minutes, kills 40% of world's net traffic

Christoph

Re: Recovery

Also the extremely fast fix. Most big sites take hours or days (or in the case of banks weeks) to recover from that kind of crash.

Christoph

Or someone googled "Why?"

Curiosity looks up, spies Martian double-mooning

Christoph

I was reminded of a description from much earlier.

Now we can actually see The hurtling moons of Barsoom

AREA 51 - THE TRUTH by the CIA: Official dossier blows lid off US secrets

Christoph

Re: @ Code Monkey

It's important to keep an open mind. But not so open that your brains fall out.

Christoph

Re: The Truth is out there ( pa' vItna' tu'lu'). Old Klingon saying!

The real secrets can only be revealed if you have signed Section Three of the Official Secrets Act.

Christoph

Re: English Electric Lightning ????

it was just a ballistic flight, not a sustained level one.

You don't need sustained level flight to intercept something and be able to shoot it down.

Just add creepiness: Google Search gets even more personal

Christoph
Devil

Why should you have to opt out?

Surely Google could predict that you will want to opt out, and do it for you.

Brits: We can stop trolling if we know where they live - poll

Christoph

The solution is obvious!

All this can easily be fixed - what we need is a National Identity Card!

(Err - remind me, what was the problem we were trying to solve again?)

Violent Hamlet 'bard' by British Library Wi-Fi filters

Christoph

What else gets blocked?

Once it went public they had to unblock Hamlet. But how many lesser known works still get blocked?

This kind of problem is always going to happen with filters. Imposing filters on everyone to try to stop children seeing hard-core Cameron is simply not going to work.

The man from Del Monte, he says... NO! .delmonte gTLD bid crushed, juiced

Christoph
Joke

So when are Hormel Foods going to register their most famous product?

1,100 haiku heading to Mars on next NASA mission

Christoph
Alien

Earthling invaders

Send another craft to block

My view of Venus

US taxmen told to hush up shadowy drug squad unit laundering NSA intel

Christoph

Re: Lecturing the Chinese

I still believe representative government is the only government compatible with capitalism

But is capitalism, especially in its current form, compatible with representative democracy?

Google sniffs at MySQL fork MariaDB: Yum. Have an engineer

Christoph

A lot will depend on adoption by ISPs. There are many millions of small sites running on PHP / MySQL on shared servers. They can't switch unless their ISP installs MariaDB (and many others do too, so they can still switch providers if needed).

Blogs with 'weakest of the weak' passwords hijacked for bot army

Christoph
WTF?

each of which caused infected machines to phone home to a hard-coded command and control domain.

Why does this hard-coded domain still exist?

NASA boffins release Europa mission wish list

Christoph
Boffin

Re: Curiosity?

Europa is not particularly hospitable for people to live on. But there might just possibly be existing life there.

If there is such life it may be evolved from spores drifting from Earth. Or it may be an entirely separate evolution.

We have one single example of life. Everything on Earth evolved from the last universal ancestor.

Have you the slightest comprehension of the value to science of a second, independently arisen example of life, uncontaminated by whatever bugs can hitch a ride on spacecraft? We MUST NOT risk contaminating or destroying it.

Horrific moment curvy mum-of-none Mail Online spills everyone's data

Christoph

Re: Can't tell if trolling or just stupid

Poe's law

Without a blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of extremism or fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.

World's FIRST TALKING SPACE ROBO-CHUM BLASTS OFF to the ISS

Christoph

Re: "Share and Enjoy"

"It looks like you are trying to dock your spacecraft. Do you want some help with that?"

(Drat, no paperclip icon)

Mobe networks hacked phones to fix SIM hijack flaw, says bug-finder

Christoph
Black Helicopters

US only?

So the US phones have been patched and are safe, and non-US operators are not being told about the flaw, so people knowing the flaw can still spy on non-US phones?

How odd. I can't think who might have wanted that outcome.

FBI spooks use MALWARE to spy on suspects' Android mobes - report

Christoph

Why isn't this malware detected by any of the standard scanners? Have they managed to avoid any copies being discovered, or have they forbidden the scanner companies to include a detection?

Ubuntu puts forums back online, reveals autopsy of a brag hacker

Christoph

I'm curious as to why vBulletin allows a user with to run "SELECT * FROM USERS;"

Depends how much effort you can put into security.

Yes it's much more secure to allow ONLY stored procedures, but that costs a lot in development time.

All security systems are compromises between security and usability.

Apple kept us waiting while it searched our packages every day, claim shop staff

Christoph

Employee Motivation

The beatings will continue until morale improves

If you treat your staff with obvious disrespect then it is ridiculous to expect loyalty from them.

Wikileaker Bradley Manning's court martial verdict expected today

Christoph

Well of course he's aided the enemy

He's given information to the people of the US about what their government is doing in their name. If that isn't aiding the enemy, what is?

ISPs: Relax. Blocking porn online won't really work

Christoph

Re: @Ken Hagen

a general precept of English law is that ignorance is no defence.

Yes, but there's a range of ignorance. Ignorant, Pig Ignorant, and Tory MP.

Christoph
Joke

Lets ban something which is entirely legal

However much they foam at the mouth, at present this is completely legal.

There is no current law against viewing hard-core Cameron.

Even stuff which most people would find revolting and disgusting - it's not even illegal to look at videos of people Murdoching!

WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

Christoph
Holmes

That warning screen

You have typed an illegal search term!

You will be hauled up in court and sent to jail unless you pay an immediate fine!

Send £100 immediately to scammer@nigeria.com or we will drag you off in front of all your neighbours!

Christoph

Or for a light beer from that area

Christoph

Place your bets ladies and gentlemen

Which will get accidentally leaked first?

1> The database of everyone who has asked for the filters to be switched off

2> The list of which sites are being filtered

3> The police database of child porn images

Christoph
Black Helicopters

The opt-out form has been leaked

Here's the form you'll have to fill in if you want to keep reading filthy porn sites such as Wikipedia:

ISP filtering form