* Posts by Christoph

3317 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Dec 2007

2015 will be the Year of Linux on the, no wait, of the dot-word domain EXPLOSION

Christoph

Re: It will be a forced explosion, not a choice.

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,

To puff and look important and to say: –

"Though we know we should defeat you,

we have not the time to meet you.

We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;

But we've proved it again and again,

That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld

You never get rid of the Dane.

Paris terror attacks: ISPs face pressure to share MORE data with governments

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The number of people killed in Paris is roughly about two months worth of the number of children killed as bystanders by drone strikes. The difference being of course that we are killing those children to Fight Terrorism!

Mr Cameron goes to Washington for PESKY HACKERS chinwag with Pres Obama

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80%?

"more than 80 per cent of UK firms had tackled an internet security breach in 2014."

If you include things like a single, easily contained attack by a virus, you could stretch that to an even larger scare figure. But maybe they thought that would be too obvious.

Still, it's nice to know that the problem will be sorted out by two such experts on how the internet works.

Tesla S P85+: Smiling all the way to the next charging point

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Re: If only..

The more energy you store and the smaller and lighter the thing you store it in, the more dangerous it is when things go wrong and all that energy makes a break for freedom.

There's an obvious long-term answer to the storage problem, but what happens when the isolation breaks down and all that anti-matter goes off at once?.

20 years on: The satirist's satirist Peter Cook remembered

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And don't forget

The Impressive Clergyman

Mawaige!

US kills EU watchdog's probe into EU cops sharing EU citizens' data

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They refuse to show that the agreement is being adhered to - cancel the agreement. End of problem. End of discussion.

UK data cops warn Optical Express to stop spamming 1000s of customers

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I'm not a customer of theirs, but I had an email offering laser eye surgery (I can't remember the details).

Buying anything from a spammer is crazy, but eye surgery?

You like that E Ink book, huh? How about an E Ink HOUSE

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How long before one of those office buildings gets the display hacked?

Ford recalls SUVs … to fix the UI

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"smart enough not to shut the engine off if the car's in motion"

Hopefully with a way to over-ride that, for when the computer has locked the engine in top speed and won't respond to anything else.

Christoph

Re: Push-button gear change? Really?

What happens when someone who learned on that automatic handbrake system then drives a car without it and tries to do a hill start?

Verizon wants to sell 'antiquated' copper assets, stick to wireless for voice

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I gather that the statutory responsibilities are the main reason they're pushing this. When they're no longer required to provide a service they can tell the customer to get stuffed. And the customer can't go elsewhere, because they've had their tame politicians pass laws forbidding municipality-run wireless networks.

UKIP website TAKES A KIP, but for why?

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The Beeb reckon they're scratching their pointy little heads trying to work out what went wrong.

Want to shoot FIREBALLS from your wrists, SPIDER-MAN style?

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"What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"

"I... am an enchanter."

"By what name are you known?"

"There are some who call me... 'Tim'"

Stale pizza, backup BlackBerrys, payroll panic: Sony Pictures mega-hack

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Cheques

"old machines that allowed them to issue physical payroll cheques"

Aren't they lucky that the banks weren't allowed to close down the cheque system?

However flashy and clever an electronic system is, you still need a physical fallback when it goes toes up.

Christoph

Re: So...

It might be that the head of IT was not allowed to implement proper security, by bosses who rubbished the idea of a company as big as Sony falling to a kid hacker.

That won't stop the IT people taking the blame of course.

Freedom of Info at 10: Tony Blair's WORST NIGHTMARE

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Re: Why?

If Bliar didn't want to have problems from the Freedom of Information Act, he shouldn't have told so many lies!

Christoph

Re: Burden

Absolutely. If the information is all public, there is no burden whatever on the council to draw the information together to satisfy a particular request.

If the information can be released under FoI, why isn't it released by default?

If there is no specific reason to keep it confidential, why is it not made public?

If there is no bureaucratic process of FoI compliance involved, but the information is simply posted to the web as standard operating procedure, the costs promptly become trivial.

Any analysis that the public and the press want to do, they can do themselves at zero cost to the council.

Hackney council leaked thousands of locals' data in FoI blunder

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"sexuality "?

WTF were the council doing recording that information in the first place?

Would the current councillors and all those standing for election to the council like to now publicly detail all their sexual practices before being allowed to stand?

Welsh council rapped for covert spying on sick leave worker

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Could you please post links here to the evidence you used to make that accusation?

India's heavy launch rocket passes flight test

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Re: Nobody here but us nitpickers...

Yes, the US uses solid boosters to launch people.

No, it's still not a good idea.

Disk areal density: Not a constant, consistent platter

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Re: Memories ...

Hoiking the things out of the washing-machine sized drives every day to run the backup.

NASA asks world+dog to name Mercury's craters (back off, 4chan)

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Joke

Name them for politicians

They should be named for prominent politicians.

Because Mercury is the god of thieves and liars.

Senator: Backdoor for the Feds is a backdoor for hackers

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"building a back door into every cellphone, tablet, or laptop means deliberately creating weaknesses that hackers and foreign governments can exploit"

It also creates a weakness in equipment used by citizens of other countries that the USA government can exploit.

But the USA has anointed itself world policeman (being so scrupulously honest itself) so those funny foreigners will just have to put up and shut up.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies – Thin plot, great CGI effects

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Re: one film edit

"Hopefully someone will cleverly edit this into a one movie with filler removed, coming to a torrent site soon?"

The trailer for that is already out.

REVEALED: Titsup flight plan mainframe borks UK air traffic control

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"Invariably someone puts a flight plan wrong and it borks the system"

"If the flight data processing system is down for more than eight minutes, the flight server alerts controllers that the data it is getting is stale."

So if one flight is well off its declared route, it can mean that it's eight minutes before the controllers go to checking the radar directly.

What happens if a second flight goes wild within that eight minute window? Does it get noticed?

Could terrorists exploit this by hijacking two aircraft? Use the first to crash the system by flying wildly, then the second has eight minutes before the RAF get notified.

Denmark BANNED from viewing UK furniture website in copyright spat

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Re: just use MOSS

Under MOSS they need to keep two non-conflicting proofs of which country the VAT should be charged to, for 10 years.

They also have to register for VAT. So if they sell a single item in Europe they must account for VAT on everything they sell.

Euro consumers have TOO MUCH choice – telco operators

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Which model should we pick, the one that's running now or the one used in the USA?

Well obviously it's the one used in the USA - they are such a shining model of consumer choice and strict limits on rapacious large companies.

Crims at vendors could crock kit says ENISA

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So you make sure that the kit as shipped from the vendor is clean.

And by the time it arrives at your premises it is stuffed full of NSA spyware.

Google+ to offer 'infinite' gender identity options

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" still not entirely friendly to those who, like Australian provocateur Stilgherrian, prefer to be known by a single name."

Hardly just political activists. For instance a previous UN Secretary General, U Thant. 'U' is an honorific - his actual name was 'Thant'.

Boffins weigh in to perfect kilogram quest with LEGO kit

Christoph

Re: One word

SCIENCE!

EU law bods: New eCall crash system WON'T TRACK YOU. Really

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Re: Not far enough

Yes, Anonymous Coward - it's terrible when people hide things!

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Will it include details of the load that a lorry is carrying? Especially if it's wearing a Hazchem code. Those firemen would really like to know in advance if it's carrying something like ClF3.

Christoph
Joke

" it will call you an ambulance should you need it."

"You're an ambulance!"

Review mass-snoop laws regularly, says RIPA daddy Blunkett

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Re: And in other news

Exactly how does Blunkett expect him to have opened up those issues without exposing them to the public as he did? *Any* other approach would have just got him "Yes, yes, it's a problem, we'll look into it, now go away and be quiet".

Christoph

Re: Oh dear

There have been far more citizens of this country forced into despair and suicide by benefit 'sanctions' than there have been people killed by terrorism. Who then are the enemies of the people of the UK?

Blast-off! Boat free launch at last. Orion heads for space

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Re: Shortly after takeoff

But they're still waiting for the small lemon-soaked paper napkins

Meet Jack and Jill: Google’s new Android compilers

Christoph

Re: Not not mention...

Jill came down with half-a-crown

But not for fetching water

US retail giant Target fails to get banks' MEGABREACH lawsuit slung out of court

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Great. Now can bank customers sue the banks when their incompetence lets crooks steal money from ATMs? (which the banks immediately blame on the customers until they are forced to admit it was their fault).

Feds dig up law from 1789 to demand Apple, Google decrypt smartphones, slabs

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Re: We must comply

In 1247 years you will be told that the answer is "42"

Go festive this year with Christmas carols, baby Jesus and CLITORAL STIMULATORS

Christoph

Re: You sir, are a freak. =-D

Oedipus Schmoedipus - who cares, so long as he loves his mother?

It's BLOCK FRIDAY: Britain in GREED-crazed bargain bonanza mob frenzy riot MELTDOWN

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Perhaps they could make a series of films about the battles and carnage of people trying to grab bargains.

"The Plunder Games"

Beyond the genome: YOU'VE BEEN DECODED, again

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Re: Most treatments have no need for either genomic or proteomic diagnostics

But it will help if you have an antibiotic resistant pneumonia, and a drug that kills it but that some people are sensitive to.

Hacker dodges FOUR HUNDRED YEARS in cooler for SCANNING sites

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Re: Admins locked out from a public-facing user interface?

The admin accounts should be set to only allow logons from secure terminals, not from anywhere on the web. That should stop them being locked out by failed attempts.

Hi-torque tank engines: EXTREME car hacking with The Register

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Disturbance in the force lets phones detect gestures with Wi-Fi

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Oh great

So if someone is standing in a jam-packed commuter train, they can answer their phone just by waving their arms about in sweeping gestures?

Ex-EU digi supremo Steelie Neelie's net neutrality bid in tatters?

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Re: Bait and Switch

ROFL!

You mean that if all the powers revert to our current government, they will not make all decisions on the basis of the interests of businesses rather than the interests of citizens?

What is the value of pi in your universe?

Anti-download biz sued for 'abusive' robo-call demands for money

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Re: Actually....

That does assume that the rights holders have anything to do with it. It's possible that some of the smaller ones don't know about it, it's being done 'on their behalf'.

Sony Pictures in IT lock-down after alleged hacker hosing

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"Determine what will you do till November the 24th"

A German hacking group perhaps? Most Germans use 'until' when they mean 'by'.

I wonder if they got into Sony using Sony's own root kit that someone still had installed?

'Snoopers' Charter IS DEAD', Lib Dems claim as party waves through IP address-matching

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All these terrible things will happen!!!!!

What a list of all the terrible things that will happen if you don't give them even more power to snoop on everything we do.

Most of these will not be affected in any measurable way by the extra powers.

The one thing that we do know for certain is that they will misuse the powers. Because they always, always do. Every single time any inside information on their operations becomes public, it is found that they have massively misused their powers.

All aboard the Poo Bus! Ding ding, route Number Two departing

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"Realistically, poo buses are not going to be a significant factor in the transport of the future."

Well, every little helps. There's no need to poo-poo the idea.