* Posts by Christoph

3316 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Dec 2007

Taser maker offers electric-shock drones to stop school shootings

Christoph

The control software will be easy - just fire on anyone with a dark skin tone. Getting educated while black.

That time a techie accidentally improved an airline's productivity

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Easy to miss something trivial

In the mid 80s the building manager of the big office building had gone on holiday, and had left detailed notes on how to work the terminal that controlled the heating, air conditioning, etc. of all the building.

I got called in because they could not get the instructions to work. The instructions said to connect by pressing Ctrl and C. So they pressed Ctrl. And then they pressed C.

Immersion cooling no longer reserved for the hyperscalers, HPC

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Re: "it eliminates the need for air-conditioning units to cool servers"

Ideally the heat would be used for district heating or similar.

Sick of Windows but can't afford a Mac? Consult our cynic's guide to desktop Linux

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Distrohopper's Digest

You could also look at Distrohopper's Digest

Lonestar plans to put datacenters in the Moon's lava tubes

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Re: Coolings going to be a major problem.

"Imagine a future where racks of computer servers hum quietly in darkness below the surface of the Moon."

In space nobody can hear you hum.

BT: 'Quantum radios' could boost 5G network range

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"particularly for the power-limited uplink from mobile device to base-station."

Presumably this implies that they only have to get them small enough to fit in the base station for them to be useful - they don't need to fit in the phones, at least at first.

Supreme Court urged to halt 'unconstitutional' Texas content-no-moderation law

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Re: Gaping hole

"Here in the UK we have Article 10 the Human Rights Act (1998) on a national level (which in itself is only a backstop for more detailed protective legislation) and Article 10 of the Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms providing two levels of protection and two courts we can go to."

Haven't you been keeping up with the news? Boris is going to repeal all that and claims he will replace it with his own version (but of course he's a habitual liar). So we will be at the whim of the current Home Secretary, who is panting to bring back the death penalty and has openly stated that she doesn't care if the person executed is guilty or not as it will still act as a deterrent.

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Re: SPAM, SPAM SPAM SPAM!

Spam, scams, viruses, harassment, grooming, stalking, etc. etc. On the face of it that clause completely bans spam traps. We'll have to treat any email from Texas with the same suspicion as emails from Nigerian Princes.

Of course some of the right wing will be delighted that they can now freely drive off the net any uppity woman who dares to disagree with them.

Beanstalk loses $182m in huge flash-loan crypto heist

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"it's game over"

It's a has-bean?

Buying a USB adapter: Pennies. Knowing where to stick it: Priceless

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Re: Seems ok

The council of Hamelin Town found out that was a bad idea many years ago.

First Light says it's hit nuclear fusion breakthrough with no fancy lasers, magnets

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Ludicrous speed

"The novel design of First Light's fuel target, though, may make it possible to produce significant amounts of fusion energy without accelerating the projectile to completely ludicrous speeds."

Paging Elon Musk.

Are we springing into a Y2K-class nightmare?

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Re: Daylight Daylight Savings Time

ObXKCD https://xkcd.com/2594/

An open-source COBOL contender emerges

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" Now they're dying off, and increasingly desperate COBOL users were previously appealing for volunteers to help."

So we need a load of old Cobolers?

Driver in Uber's self-driving car death goes on trial, says she feels 'betrayed'

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Re: What year is it?

Today is September 10423, 1993.

Samsung shipped '100 million' phones with flawed encryption

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Keymaster?

They had the Keymaster but not the Gatekeeper.

Russia 'stole US defense data' from IT systems

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How much of the data the Russians found was stuff the CIA had previously stolen from Russia? Talk about pot calling the kettle black!

50 lines of Bash to bring a Wordle fan out of their shell

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So who is going to rewrite it as 3 lines of APL - which can't then be improved because even the author won't be able to understand it.

Website fined by German court for leaking visitor's IP address via Google Fonts

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Re: So if

There have been recent cases where open source code used by thousands of sites has been found to have a security hole. If you self-host such code you will not automatically get updated when the code is fixed.

You may never even hear about the problem - you might be running code that is years out of date because you forgot to check for updates.

Hardware boffin starts work on simulation of an entire IBM S/360 Model 50 mainframe

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Re: Keep your eye on the (changing) ball

Good old self-modifying code - far more efficient, but for some reason frowned on these days. They even stop you writing to program memory!

Behold! The first line of defence for 25% of the US nuclear stockpile: Dolphins

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Let's hand the dolphins control of our nuclear weapons. What could possibly go wrong?

Massive rugby ball-shaped planet emerges from scrum of space 'scope sightings

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Jinx?

They've found Larry Niven's rugby-ball shaped planet Jinx.

Wifinity hands customers bills for Wi-Fi services they didn't want but used by accident after software 'glitch' let 'fixed term' subs continue

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Bung em in jail for a fixed term - automatically renewed.

Assange extradition case goes to UK Home Secretary as High Court rules he can be sent to US for trial

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"on Home Secretary Priti Patel's desk awaiting her decision on whether to extradite."

The chances of her missing an opportunity to bully someone are about the same as the chances of Boris stopping telling lies.

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Re: Go whistle

The rape charges were brought to discredit him. There were major flaws in them.

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Re: Two sides

No, he'd be in a US jail - that is why he skipped bail.

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Re: Two sides

The rape charges were horribly flawed, and were only kept up due to the insistence of one prosecutor.

The standard way for governments to discredit whistleblowers is to make charges of sexual offences against them.

Galileo satnav system gets two new somewhat confusing satellites

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And what's happened to BrexitNav?

China's Yutu rover spots 'mysterious hut' on far side of the Moon

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It's the hut where the Ruler of the Universe and his cat live.

Chill out to the sounds of an expert typing on a variety of mechanical keyboards

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The ideal sat-nav is one that stops the car, winds down the window, and asks directions

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Re: The make-up later on compensates like tech never can provide

No, no, the other left!

UK Treasury and Bank of England starting to sound serious about 'Britcoin'

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Just exactly why is this needed?

Because obviously the currency we already have can't possibly work for electronic money transfers, so this new currency is desperately needed to, errr, um, oh yes - to hand yet more Sagans of real pounds to the consultants to create fake pounds.

Of course we've tried turning it off and on again: Yeah, Hubble telescope still not working

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Make it last until there's overlap

It's critically important that Hubble is still operating for a while after the James Webb Telescope is fully operational.

If they can make simultaneous observations of the same objects, this will make it vastly easier to cross-calibrate the instruments.

So then the data in the Hubble archives can be fully linked with the incoming JWT data.

Jeff Bezos wants to build a business park in space

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A tax haven that is out of this world

Facebook may soon reveal new name – we're sure Reg readers will be more creative than Zuck's marketroids

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Fastbuck

Fits their mission plan

All I want for Christmas is a delivery address that a delivery courier can find

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Re: Oh dear

I was at University when the Prisoner first aired. We were doing an experiment that required liquid helium to cool it. The gas that boiled off was collected in a large latex balloon, a couple of feet across. But the recovery system hadn't been finished, so the gas was then just allowed to escape.

One time I took the full balloon out of the lab and sent it bouncing down a very long corridor.

Someone came out of a door at the far end and saw this large white sphere bouncing towards him along the roof of the corridor.

Saturday start for NASA's Lucy probe on its 12-year quest to map Jupiter's Trojan asteroids

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Near Jupiter?

"to visit eight asteroids near Jupiter"

The Trojans are at the L4 & L5 points 60 degrees ahead and behind Jupiter in its orbit. So they are as far from Jupiter as Jupiter is from the Sun.

How not to train your Dragon: What happens when you teach an AI game sex-abuse stories then blame players

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Four Watermelons

"Mentions of something as benign as four watermelons"

What does it do if you try to buy four candles?

Fatal Attraction: Lovely collection, really, but it does not belong anywhere near magnetic storage media

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It might be corrupted before getting to the disk. Lots of wires with weak currents flowing through them, lots of magnets all over the place, somewhere a bit gets flipped.

Cheeky chappy rides horse around London filling station, singing: 'I don't need petrol 'cos he runs on carrots'

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Flame

Horseshoes?

Was this horse wearing iron horseshoes, liable to strike sparks? In a petrol station? Would he still have been laughing in the middle of the resultant conflagration?

'Extraordinary' pigs step in to protect Schiphol airport from marauding geese

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I know someone who is a professional falconer, flying them at airports to drive other birds away.

His name's Hodges. And Pterry knew him. Yes, that's where the name came from.

Christoph

Re: Big and stupid?

A Gøøse once bit my sister

We're all at sea: Navigation Royal Navy style – with plenty of IT but no GPS

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Re: "two main reasons why the Royal Navy no longer uses [paper charts]"

"One, we've never lost everything," said the captain, referring to the nightmare scenario of all WECDIS terminals simultaneously crashing or corrupting

No ship has ever returned to report losing everything.

UK gives military's frikkin' laser cannon project a second roll of the dice

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I see a market for chrome-plated drones.

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Or one London office building with a curved wall

Australia gave police power to compel sysadmins into assisting account takeovers – so they plan to use it

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Re: Evidence m'lud...

Stitching up protesters, rival politicians, personal enemies, the inconvenient husband of their mistress ...

The number one way to discredit a whistleblower is to accuse them of a sexual crime.

Not too bright, are you? Your laptop, I mean... Not you

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Re: Ah, a first time user

And for those who don't remember, this is what a real typewriter sounds like.

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Re: Ah, a first time user

I didn't need to remember all the key bindings - I had a keyboard with a full line of Wordstar function keys.

Samsung offered tax rebates for 30 years to build $17bn chip plant in Texas

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I hope lots of people will make it very clear to Samsung that they should not invest in the Wire Coathanger State.

China starts testing tech to harvest solar energy from orbiting panels

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No. The energy just radiates back into space.

It's like the difference between heating a house and insulating a house. If you heat a house you have to pump in energy all the time - when you stop it cools down. Pumping in energy from Solar Power Satellites doesn't do long term heating.

If you insulate a house it stays warm without any extra energy input. Climate change is driven by CO2 and Methane trapping heat and stopping it radiating to space, not by individual energy inputs.

The power input from the sun is vastly greater than all the power generated by humans, and that is what is trapped and causes climate change. Extra heating from satellite power is far too small to notice.

China warns game devs not to mess with history

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Re: Castle Wolfenstein & Hitler

But he did only have one ...