"London only allows helicopter flights over the Thames"
Could you please tell that to the police helicopters that circle round and round and round near my house at 3 in the morning?
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“Outsourcing is and remains a critical part of public sector service delivery”
Because taking a service that is run for the public good and making it run for private profit will obviously produce a better service (because it's run solely to make money) with less cost (because you have to pay the shareholders as much money as possible as well as provide the service).
Unless you happen to live in the real world, that is.
It's not at all unknown for someone repairing a computer to search for *.jpg in case there's some interesting porn they can make a copy of. Searching the unallocated space is something else entirely.
If it's done at the direct request of the government and paid for by them it hardly counts as not being performed by them.
Wait until we get 'Cornish' pasties that were made in the USA, as the yanks are now demanding. You'll long for the days when you got actual natural food like potato in them. You'll get whatever is cheapest and doesn't actually poison you until after you've walked out of the shop.
The usual trick. We can't solve this, so we simply make a law that someone else has to solve it, and impose draconian penalties if they don't.
This means of course that the tech firms will have no practical option but to simply remove stuff that's even slightly suspicious, with no checks at all. And the governments can say "Well we didn't tell them to do that, so it's not our fault."
Re the passer-by noticing the problem instantly: Back in the seventies I wandered past the electronics guy who had a very large sheet of paper pinned up showing a very intricate maze of components he was designing.
"What's this?" I asked. "Output converter for a non-standard Gray code".
"Oh. Err ... why can't you use a lookup table in an EPROM?" "Aaaargh!"
The very first program I ever wrote, it was all correct. Would have worked perfectly. Except the output - I had defined it to be LPO instead of LP0, so it didn't compile. I had to change that one card and re-submit the next day. Even more annoying, I'd written it correctly on the coding sheet but then punched my own cards instead of handing them in to be punched by the roomful of women (this was late 60s) dedicated to doing this.
ObMoan: You tell that to young people today and they don't believe you! :-)
So she's perfectly happy for any personal data held in the UK to be grabbed by the USA at whim.
Well, she'll have to wait until after B-Day next year, because there's no way the EU will accept that. And once she has agreed it, the EU will forbid any EU citizen's personal data to be exported to the UK. Which rather buggers all this talk about transition periods and keeping a close relationship. We will be out in the cold.
"My reference to circuit switched networks is that you know more about how one's traffic gets from A to B and exactly who the intervening switches belong to."
Yes. They belong to NSA and GCHQ.
The Snowden revelations exposed the fact that Google's own internal network was being tapped. That Cisco network boxes were being intercepted during delivery and compromised. Yet you want everyone to trust all the switches and all the connections in networks they have no control over?
"we should hold these companies responsible when their service is used to plan or facilitate unlawful activity”
Sure. As long as you also hold the post responsible for the contents of all letters, the phone company responsible for the content of all phone calls, publicans responsible for all conversations in their pubs, etc. etc. etc.
"After the pixels associated with the bodies have been mapped, various skins and outfits are superimposed onto them."
One of the first uses of this in the wild will of course be to produce 'naked' videos of celebrities.
However it will be extremely useful for CGI films - Andy Serkis will no longer need to wear a special motion capture suit to play Gollum, you can as shown motion capture a whole crowd at once with no extra special equipment at all.
If a single company doubles the number of satellites, and presumably has them all in similar orbits, what does that do to the chance of triggering Kessler syndrome?
And what compensation will other countries be able to claim when that company has made a whole range of orbits unusable for thousands of years?
"These are quite OK. The data will be deleted after the scan. It will only be used where there is already suspicion, and never ever to check people guilty of walking while black.
So it's quite safe and OK. There's no need to protest."
Very shortly after they have become widespread: "We've just made these teeny, tiny changes in the conditions of use. And we have really good reasons for needing this."
A few months later: "Ah, just one slight extra adjustment to when we use them. Oh, and just in case of terrorism, we really do need to retain all the data".
Etcetera. Etcetera. Etcetera.
Once they have these, there is no limit on what they will want to do with them and will demand the right to do.
The mainframe room had a big red emergency power button on the outside wall in the open office, so you could hit it after abandoning the room for instance for a halon dump. So normal blank office wall with prominent protruding red button in the middle.
Not just "I wonder what this does?" but possible to bump into it by accident.
Later they fitted a box over it.
I may still have somewhere a set of 4 phone books that covered all of London. (Divided alphabetically.)
These days the slim volume that gets delivered and promptly recycled covers about as far as the range you could get with two tin cans and some string.
They used to be of some use, in finding addresses. But then they removed the postcode area/town name from the address, so you only got the street name and house number.
Not as bad as the yellow pages though. The (again much smaller) book is now a long list of category names nearly all of which redirect to other category names. Scattered in there are a very few adverts and a very few actual entries. Presumably they are mostly online now. Possibly they have long term contracts to put entries in the physical edition and so must still produce it and distribute it even though it's of effectively no use whatever?
"MPs have also warned of the "catastrophic" scenario of the taxmen failing to have a backup system in place if its Customs Declaration Service programme is not ready in time for Brexit."
One tiny little problem here. To develop the backup system you first have to design the backup system. To design the backup system you first need to know the requirements for the backup system. To know the requirements for the backup system you first have to substantially complete the negotiations to define our future trading relationship with the EU.
They've hardly even started! The government has spent so long holding a vanity election, demanding concessions that they know are impossible, and bragging about blue passports, that we're very rapidly running out of time to get those negotiations sorted. Do they think they can finish doing that the week before B-Day and then flick a switch to put the new programs in place?
Sending up a steam-driven rocket to check whether the Earth is flat? This was already tried many decades ago and described by the BBC in the report "Wings Over Dagenham" first broadcast on 10 January 1957.
Flat Earth Society member: Er, could you slow down just a bit here, I want to take that photograph of the Earth.
Eccles: Oh here. I just saw the Earth through the clouds.
Flat Earth Society member: Did it look round?
Eccles: Yeah, but I don't think it saw me.
"This program has gathered information on innocent Americans and is ripe for future abuse," warned Daines. "We must do our due diligence."
"This program has been turned into a backdoor," complained Warren. "We need reforms for better protections for Americans' privacy."
"Section 702 as it is written allows the government to spy on us," noted Leahy. "We have a right to privacy."
And tough luck on innocent foreigners who have no protection for their privacy and no right to privacy.
If the Yanks don't like it up 'em then don't do it to everyone else.
"in many cases the dosh was blown on updates or modifications to existing contracts – and staff did not think they needed approval for the changes"
You can't just spend that extra million dollars on the modifications to meet the changed specs - you need to get approval first! It will only delay the project by about six months and add 10 million to the cost.