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* Posts by Christoph

2776 posts • joined 24 Dec 2007

Sad Nav: How a cheap GPS spoofer gizmo can tell drivers to get lost

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Re: Luckily

"Real men navigate with a lode stone, feldspar crystal and a cross staff."

Real men navigate with a bulldozer. There will be a road there!

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Re: To be honest

A friend woke up one morning to find that according to his satnav his house was doing several hundred miles an hour across the North Sea. Though that was the morning after the 9/11 attack so probably intentional scrambling.

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Salesforce ‘Einstein’ now smart enough for customer service

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"those people quickly tire of dealing with grumpy customers and leave in droves."

Possibly they also tire of lousy working conditions. Of having to exactly follow a script no matter how obviously inappropriate it is. Of not being allowed to put the phone down on an abusive customer. Of having all their calls monitored and being bollocked for any trace of human reaction rather than robotic rules following.

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Open plan offices flop – you talk less, IM more, if forced to flee a cubicle

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One thing the story doesn't mention

is what the peasants workers thought about it. Cranking up the theoretical efficiency a couple of points is bloody stupid if staff morale plummets.

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Imagine a patent on organizing computer files being used against online shopping sites. Oh, it's still happening

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It goes back further than that

You don't even need a computer - you can select all the punched cards which have a particular hole punched in them. By electronic read, or simply sticking a rod through.

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Science! Luminescent nanocrystals could lead to multi-PB optical discs

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I'd expect that there would be a lot of feedback involved in the positioning. Given the quantities involved you could use something that would otherwise be far too expensive. For instance, given the insane accuracy in gravitational wave detectors, you might be able to make something similar but far cruder that would be affordable in massive quantities. (And given the rate of increase in stored data, the quantities would be massive!)

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Universe slipped Milky Way a sausage galaxy to grow a big belly bulge

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But was it

inna bun?

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US Declaration of Independence labeled hate speech by Facebook bots

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"the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions"

And guess who they learnt that from? The colonists not only massacred whole tribes, they deliberately spread lethal diseases.

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UK.gov IT projects that are failing: Verify. Border control. 4G for blue-light services. We can go on

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Don't worry, the government reckon that they have very nearly agreed on what their negotiating position with the EU will be. Probably.

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CIMON says: Say hello to your new AI pal-bot, space station 'nauts

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Does it have a Genuine People Personality?

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Labour MP pushing to slip 6-hour limit to kill illegal online content into counter-terror bill

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Wait until this is all settled in with a fixed time limit in which they have to respond. Then organise a mass reporting where huge numbers of bots make near-simultaneous reports of different items. What are they supposed to do, other than simply delete every single reported item without checking it?

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Re: Who decides what is illegal?

"The defence that Google, FB and the rest put up is that there's so much content that they couldn't possibly be proactive and therefore it's too hard and they can't do it. No other industry gets away with that approach and neither should Google, FB, etc."

Have you actually looked at how many people would need to be employed full time to watch every video uploaded to YouTube?

I had a quick google, and what seems to be a recent estimate says that 300 hours of video are uploaded to YouTube every minute.

So you would need 18,000 people full time doing nothing else. At least 3 shifts a day. Weekends. Holidays. And how long could anyone stay doing that job? So you'd need constant replacements.

You'd need people who understood all the languages being spoken, including colloquialisms.

Then you've got all the other social media.

It is impossible.

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A volt out of the blue: Phone batteries reveal what you typed and read

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"surely you would have better options than the battery, like maybe the screen?"

If it's a replaceable battery it only takes a few seconds to switch. It's trivial compared to replacing the screen. Always carry a burner phone when visiting the USA, and maybe put identifying marks on the battery so you can tell if it's been swapped..

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National ID cards might not mean much when up against incompetence of the UK Home Office

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Of course National ID cards are the answer

When the Blairites were pushing ID cards they repeatedly made it abundantly clear that National ID cards were the answer.

No matter what the question, no matter if it had anything whatever to do with ID, no matter how ludicrous it obviously was, the problem could be solved with National ID cards.

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ICANN pays to push Whois case to European Court of Justice

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This one could run and run

Are they trying to outdo the SCO / Linux case for extended legal farting about?

Or are they trying to outdo Jarndyce v. Jarndyce?

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... Aaaand that's a fifth Brit Army Watchkeeper drone to crash in Wales

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" The MoD tried to hush those crashes up, saying nothing publicly until the news accidentally leaked at a defence trade show."

So that's five crashes that we know about so far, plus an unknown number of other crashes that haven't yet leaked.

Perhaps they should patch out the lithobraking option in the software.

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No fandango for you: EU boots UK off Galileo satellite project

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That's terrible - we've insisted that we leave the EU and get rid of it completely, and now they're not letting us say "Ah, except these bits here that we want to keep".

Anyone would think that they're negotiating on their own behalf instead of trying to give the UK whatever it wants in the best possible deal even at great cost to themselves. How dare they - bloody foreigners!

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Crappy IoT on the high seas: Holes punched in hull of maritime security

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Re: mV^2

Now hack a ship in the Thames estuary and send it on a collision course with the Richard Montgomery

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"an attacker could change the rudder command by modifying a GPS autopilot command "

Set command to "Left hand down a bit".

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NHS England fingered over failure to forward patient correspondence

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"However, as the Capita contract did not include redirecting correspondence, all such material arriving at Capita was stored, but not processed."

They just bunged it in a cupboard and didn't bother to tell anyone about the problem?

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UK military may recruit wheezy, alcoholic keyboard warriors

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But can you join the military if you've been convicted for littering?

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RoboCop-ter: Boffins build drone to pinpoint brutal thugs in crowds

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Re: I'm wondering

"The 5.9% ambiguity won't matter in situations like this."

"Kill them all. God will sort them out."

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No lie-in this morning? Thank the Moon's gravitational pull

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Re: How large of a tide would that have been?

Tidal force varies as inverse cube. I make it 5618 times bigger.

248,548 / 13,981 is 17.7775552535584. Cubed is 5618.444709444143.

That's a big tide. That's a super-tsunami.

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Boffins quietly cheering possible discovery of new fundamental particle: Sterile neutrino

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"The sterile neutrino would support the “neutrinos have mass” hypothesis, partly because they only interact with the rest of the universe via gravity – and gravity only acts on mass."

Gravity acts on light, which is massless but has energy - so would also act on massless neutrinos.

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Capture your late-night handbrake turns with this 'autonomous' car-chasing camera drone

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Re: Stalker's wet dream

Not just famous person lots of ordinary people get stalked.

Or follow spouse / girl/boyfriend around if you suspect them of cheating or want to control them.

Lots of nasty possibilities.

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Law forcing Feds to get warrants for email slurping is sneaked into US military budget

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Re: It makes no sense

The 4th is dead. The Police can steal your property at whim as 'Civil Forfeiture'. "Oh, we're not taking your property - we're claiming that your property committed a crime, and taking it from you".

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Cold call bosses could be forced to cough up under new rules

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How about just make it a criminal offence.

Only a very minor criminal offence of course, with only a very minor punishment.

One day of imprisonment.

For each and every separate offence - i.e. for each phone call.

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'Incomprehensible failure' – Canada's $1bn Phoenix payroll IT fiasco torched by auditors

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Re: Ouch

I was once involved in specing a computer system for a department of about 15 people, all in one large office. We got everyone together to sort out what the new system would do to replace the current method of working.

It emerged from that meeting that nobody in the office actually knew exactly how the current system worked.

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Beardy Branson: Wacky hyperloop tube maglev cheaper than railways

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A terrorist bomb anywhere is going to make a nasty mess.

A terrorist bomb releases the energy of its explosives. A terrorist bomb that wrecks the maglev suspension or the vacuum seal as a train is passing also releases the kinetic energy of the train. Which at those speeds and at that mass is enormously greater than any reasonable terrorist bomb.

Think of the damage done at Lockerbie for instance - the ground damage was not from the bomb at all, it was from the crashing plane.

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650 mph train in a vacuum tube hundreds of miles long. How big a terrorist bomb placed anywhere along the route would be needed to make a very nasty mess? They might even be able to trigger it from vibrations in the tube so it goes off just as the train is passing?

Or a time bomb on board? You'll end up with a security delay before boarding that wipes out the time gained by the extra speed.

If it goes off while the train is in a built up area the results would be appalling - a train masses much more than an aircraft, and at that kind of speed has a huge amount of kinetic energy.

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US-China trade war is back on: White House repeats threat to tax Middle Kingdom imports

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"China's favoring of its own companies over foreign firms"

Which the US would of course never ever do. Well, except for the endless stream of "America First!" pronunciations from trump specifically stating that he will favour US firms over foreign firms.

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Ongoing game of Galileo chicken goes up a notch as the UK talks refunds

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If the EU doesn't cave in and do exactly what we want

We'll thcream and we'll thcream until we're thick!

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Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

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Alexa, is there a God?

Yes, now there is a God

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Top UK court to rule whether 4.5m Brit iPhone fanbois can sue Google over cookies

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"The latter’s website declares that they have “a market leading track record of generating superior returns for investors” by funding lawsuits in the UK, continental Europe and the US."

The courts are supposed to be there to right or compensate for wrongs, not to provide returns on investments!

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FBI's flawed phone tally blamed on programming error. 7,800 unbreakable mobes? Er, um...

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The headline scary number is still too big

Just because they can't unlock those phones doesn't mean that they all have useful information on them that can't be found any other way. They are still pushing the number as high as they can.

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'Facebook takes data from my phone – but I don't have an account!'

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"Facebook insisted to The Register that no personal info is being trafficked, only things like the operating system version and device type that Facebook uses to keep the app updated."

If the app is installed it will automatically update itself to the latest version.

"By having Facebook apps pre-installed, we ensure people have the latest version of the application installed on their device"

They have to have the app pre-installed as that's the only way they can be sure it's the latest version.

Would Zuckerberg care to explain the direct contradiction between those two?

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Undocumented alien caught stealing orbits in our Solar System

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Would it be possible to get to a retrograde orbit with a very close pass of Jupiter? Possibly multiple passes, possibly including Saturn passes as well?

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UK Home Office hands Sopra Steria £91m digital visa contract

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Re: Its just not right

"I fully expect a flood of down votes from the remoaners, but this is about moving forward, making the best out of it. Doing what's best for the country despite leaving the EU."

So in this wonderful non-EU future we will be "making the best of it" "despite leaving the EU".

Really? This is the best you can say, that if we struggle hard it might not be quite so bad?

And you dare to whinge about 'remoaners'?

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Flamin' Nora! Brit firefighters tackle blazing fly-tipped boat

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Viking Funeral?

Did they look round for any burly chaps with horns on their helmets?

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NASA fix for Curiosity rovers's damaged drill: hitting it, repeatedly

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Re: The proverbial television repairman.

Same trick on my old half-timbered Morris. If the motor dies, thump the fuel pump to jar the sticking contacts loose.

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Whois privacy shambles becomes last-minute mad data scramble

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I get lots of contacts to my registered address - mostly fraudulent renewal offers, but some general spam. Why does ICANN insist that this must continue - are the spammers paying them?

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Zero arrests, 2 correct matches, no criminals: London cops' facial recog tech slammed

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Re: nevertheless

And the Deviated Preverts!

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"Officers can quickly establish if the person has been correctly or incorrectly matched by traditional policing methods, either by looking at the person or through a brief conversation,"

It's perfectly OK because nobody was wrongly arrested. Just large numbers of people going about their business who were harassed with demands that they prove their innocence, in a public place in front of lots of other people.

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Pentagon on military data-nomming JEDI cloud mind trick: There can be only one (vendor)

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"will require the vendor to be cleared for access to secret and top secret Defense Department data, including nuclear weapon design information"

Who will be cleared? Will they require full security clearance for every single employee that has or might have access to the system? That's going to be fun to implement, and even more fun to audit.

How many disks will the information be spread over? Cloud companies move data around all the time transparently. Can they confirm secure destruction of all those disks at end of life? (Milspec secure not commercial secure).

And what happened to Need to Know? Just how many cloud company techies will have possible access to this data although they have no legitimate need for it?

Hve they planned for what to do when (not if) someone finds an exploitable flaw and posts 'Building your own nuke for Dummies' to the web?

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Delayed gratification for Musk's rocket fanciers

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Re: “ground system auto abort”

He lit it, but then he retired before he could tell the launch controller he had done so.

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Shining lasers at planes in the UK could now get you up to 5 years in jail

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I think the idea is that there is a low chance of catching any particular one, but when they do manage it (which does happen occasionally) they will come down on them like a ton of bricks and make sure that the massive sentence gets wide publicity pour encourager les autres.

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Brit govt told to do its homework ahead of talks over post-Brexit spy laws and data flows

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TL;DR: We're fucked.

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UK.gov expects auto auto software updates won't involve users

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The problem with the various above suggestions of delayed update is security patches.

There are already instances of security holes being attacked very shortly after the patch is released, by people who have reverse-engineered the patch to find the hole.

If you delay updating for several days to avoid any chance of bricking the car, you might find that it's been hacked. Which for a car might have very nasty consequences - the people doing the hacking are unlikely to do extensive safety testing!

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UK's Royal Navy buys £13m mine-blasting robot boat

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Can they upgrade this to finally do something about the Richard Montgomery?

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Re: rule 2(b) et al.

So does its programming include rule 2(b) ? Or not 2(b)?

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