* Posts by Michael Wojcik

12336 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Dec 2007

Software devs targeted as British tax authority makes fraud allegations

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Re: I think this was always a bit dodgy...

I've seen some pretty innovative hairstyles.

Atlassian CEO's bonkers scheme to pipe electricity from Australia to Singapore collapses

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Joke

Re: Sorry for stupid question...

Cable? Nah. Just send the electricity right through the water. It has a whole bunch of electrolytes in it...

Hey, online pharmacies: Quit spreading around everyone's data already

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Re: The markup.org for El Reg

Google Analytics is an invasive service, and it's time for tech sites in particular to stop pretending otherwise. If you want analytics, do your own damn log analysis.

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Re: The US needs some GDPR like legislation to shake people awake

Nice idea, but politically infeasible at this time.

A Constitutional amendment in the US requires:

1. Adoption of a proposal by either:

1.1. 2/3 of both houses of Congress, or

1.2. A national constitutional convention, which must be requested by 2/3 of the state legislatures

2. Ratification by at least 38 states

1.1 won't happen because very few Republican members of Congress are willing to vote in favor of reproductive rights, and some Democrats are not either.

1.2 makes similar demands of state legislatures, and consequently would fail for the same reason.

2 won't happen. Already 12 of the 50 states have outlawed abortion, leaving only 38 which haven't. That doesn't mean 38 states would actively decide to allow abortion; just that in 38, either reproductive rights are supported or opponents don't yet have the votes to outlaw them.

It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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Re: The amount of times...

More importantly, for Fahrenheit the reference temperatures aren't 0 and 212; they're 32 and 96. 96 minus 32 is 64. And 32 and 64 are ... stay with me here ... powers of 2.

Fahrenheit based his scale on powers of 2 so that thermometers could be graduated by successive bisection (and then reflected to extrapolate outside that range, on the assumption that the mechanism was sufficiently linear within the desired range). That's an actual engineering reason, unlike "duh humans like powers of 10". There really isn't much reason to favor Celsius.

Kelvin, of course, is the one that matters. (Yes, Rankine works too, but for some SI operations Kelvin is more convenient.)

Celsius is today as much flavor-of-the-month as Fahrenheit is. The original justifications for them are no longer relevant; they're just a matter of taste.

If your DNS queries LoOk liKE tHIs, it's not a ransom note, it's a security improvement

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Re: Am I being Dense?

This has got to be one of the most stupid proposals that ever came our of google.

It didn't come from Google; it came from Paul Vixie and David Dagon. The I-D is linked in TFA.

Really, that's an impressive amount of wrong for such a short post. Congratulations.

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Re: Do be evil

RFCs are not Internet-drafts, and a draft is not an RFC.

It's common for RFCs to remain in Experimental state, i.e. on the Non-Standards track and never advanced to Informational – but not all that common. There are currently 529 Experimental RFCs, and 2857 Informational ones (and 338 Historic).

It's more common for Standards-track RFCs to fail to make it to Internet Standard: there are 129 Internet Standard RFCs, and a whopping 3964 in Proposed Standard, plus 139 Draft Standard. (Draft Standard was a level between Proposed Standard and Standard until it was removed by RFC 6410 in 2011. Alas, those 139 Draft Standard RFCs – two of them from the 1980s – don't seem likely to ever make it to Standard.)

But in any case, draft-vixie-dnsext-dns0x20-00.txt is an expired Internet-Draft (from 2008), not an RFC. Regardless of whether it's a good idea, it's just an idea that was published through the IETF's I-D process. It never made it to RFC Land.

FTX audit finds $415m in crypto mysteriously vanished

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Bitghazi!

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Re: So someone steals something that doesnt exactly exist

In order to function, the blockchain is CP, which means that A is "whatever".

It aims for CP, but a number of experiments have shown it's quite vulnerable to partitioning attacks, partly due to the concentration of mining among relatively few parties.

Wyoming's would-be ban on sale of electric vehicles veers off road

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Re: Pollutor pays

Yeah, PV isn't in our budget right now for Mountain Fastness 2.0 due to the sky-high construction costs in these parts, but it's in the plan for the future. The local electrical co-op is 100% daytime solar anyway, but generating our own wouldn't hurt.

We didn't bother with a GSHP because our heating load is very small, between passive solar the huge thermal mass of the building, and good insulation. Much of the heat will be supplied by the wood stove, which is one of those new high-efficiency catalyzing ones.

And we don't use air conditioning in the summer (no call for it around here), so the heat pump would just sit unused half the year.

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Re: Pollutor pays

It's almost like materials degrade under a flow of energy or something. Who would have thought?

Will 2023 be the year of dynamite disinfo deepfakes, cooked up by rogue states?

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Re: A fake amanfrommars. Nothing is sacred.

Private key compromise. Public keys are public.

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Re: Captain Disillusion

In general people are poor at evaluating the provenance and trustworthiness of information. That's true for pretty much everyone in the general case. Some people frequently make a significant effort at evaluating the quality of some of the information they're exposed to; that's about the best we've ever done with the push for "critical thinking".

Evaluating information quality has a large cognitive burden, and also carries opportunity costs – you can only think about so many things in a given interval. So our minds have to make snap judgements most of the time, and the cues people use (which vary, particularly with neurodivergence, but there are a lot of commonalities) can be discovered and instrumentalized.

Photographic and film evidence has always been unreliable, particularly when it shows something the audience wants to believe. Look at the Cottingley fairies, and how those photographs – which most people today would identify as obvious fakes – fooled intelligent but credulous observers such as Doyle.

Midjourney, DeviantArt face lawsuit over AI-made art

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Re: I hope they have a case

Copyright does not extend to people's minds; it does extend to machines. That's pretty clear in the law. So incorporating copyrighted material into the training dataset and then allowing the systems to reproduce it either falls under fair use (in the US; other jurisdictions differ) or is a violation. That's what the courts need to decide.

AI lawyer to fight first legal case in court, startup claims

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What is lawyer?

The goal is to demonstrate that AI can replace lawyers

Because defending someone in court is the only thing lawyers do.

Honestly, Browder comes across as rather an idiot in this whole thing.

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Re: How is an AI legally a lawyer?

It isn't, according to TFA. The defendant is pro se and is simply using the model to provide assistance, just as a pro se defendant might use law books or Google.

Of course U2 is one of Bill Gates' favorite bands

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1/4,000th is one in four thousand, guys

Redditors pointed out that "1/4,000 of the farmland in the US" is... quite a lot. As one put it: "About 223,825 acres, or almost 350 sq. mi. Almost as big as Ft. Worth, TX."

That's ... not quite a lot. Maybe it sounds like a lot in absolute terms, particularly to the sort of people who spend a lot of time on Reddit rather than, say, learning and thinking. But it's only about 1/10th of the size of Ted Turner's ranches, for example. It's a tiny drop in the sea of US farmland, to say nothing of the rest of US land, much of which is just empty.

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Re: The King of "Vaccine Subscription"

You forgot to mention Sappeur. The judges can only give you 5/10 for kookery this time. Please try harder.

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Re: If Americans are involved

This goes all the way to the top (of the charts).

Time to study the classics: Vintage tech is the future of enterprise IT

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Re: "...rewriting Active Directory in FORTH under VMS..."

I don't think Perl is the first. It just perfected the concept.

Twitter starts auction to flip the bird, furniture, pizza ovens, gadgets galore

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Re: the neon light might be a good investment

Nah. Neon signs frighten the unicorns Musk will have filled the place with.

This can’t be a real bomb threat: You've called a modem, not a phone

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Re: "They even asked for a physical description of the caller"

Indeed. I can train a PRNG to generate a picture of the suspect from a voice recording, and I'm willing to bet I could sell it to numerous police departments.

Hell, it could generate one from a description of a crime scene. Think how useful that could be.

It's like reverse physiognomy, but without all the rigorous pseudoscience.

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Re: "They even asked for a physical description of the caller"

Hey, not all bombers are Trek fans. That's an unfair stereotype.

Unfair to bombers, I mean.

Third-party Twitter apps stopped dead with no explanation from El Musko

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As presented in the article:

curl --request GET 'https://api.twitter.com/2/tweets/search/recent?query=from:twitterdev' --header 'Authorization: Bearer $TWITTER_BEARER_TOKEN'

it won't work, assuming a Bourne-like shell, because shell and environment variables are not expanded within single quotes.

I have no way of knowing if that was an error in the command line that was actually used, or only in how it was printed in the article.

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Precisely why I gave up on Twitter after only a few months of reading, and why, aside from a quick look at one recommended server, I haven't bothered with Mastodon.

I own maybe a hundred books I haven't finished reading yet, and a couple dozen journal issues. I have at least that many on my wish-lists. I could easily find recommendations for thousands more. There's good longer-format work to read online, including "blogs"1 and other essay and book-length forms.

Twitter was very popular in some of the communities relevant to my interests and work, but I never, not once, saw something elsewhere which was reported earlier on Twitter, and regretted missing it there.

When Twitter first appeared it received a fair bit of attention in the composition (in the sense of "teaching of writing") & rhetoric and writing-technologies academic fields, at least in the US; there was a fair bit of buzz about it at conferences like Computers & Writing. I was working in those fields then, avocationally, and I was already dubious about Twitter and "microblogging". The years since have not made me suspect I was wrong.

1A loathsome neologism, which in any case is rarely used in its original, etymological sense.

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Re: Not all broken

Never post anything, never had and don't want any followers.

Really? I never posted anything, but over the short time when I actually paid any attention to my Twitter account, I accumulated over 30 followers. Pretty much all people I knew, too. I guess they found the account via Twitter network-based recommendations.

Haven't authenticated to the account in many years, and I don't care to do so now just to find out if I have more people enjoying my complete silence.

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Re: who pays for the API

I know of a document-management system at a large university which was using Twitter bots for a change-notification mechanism around 12 years ago. Twitter bots for that sort of application have been around nearly as long as Twitter itself has. Using Twitter for short-text pub/sub tasks is an obvious use case.

SpaceX tells astronomers: Fine, we'll try to stop Starlink spoiling stargazing sessions

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Saw that in your crystal ball, did you?

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There's a good chapter on this in Wexler's The Odd Clauses.

I agree that while the NBC clause has been accidentally useful a few times in the past, it's a nonsensical bit of jingoism that ought to go. Even if there were any actual argument in its favor, it's not like the POTUS job is the only sensitive position in government.

Software engineer accused of stealing $300k from employer was 'inspired by Office Space'

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Re: Hot Millions?

Huh. I think I missed that one somehow. Solid cast, too. I'll have to look for it.

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Re: Zulily? Really

They're hugely popular among certain of my acquaintances. Perhaps even more so than Amazon. I've never bothered to find out why.

Amazon's attempt to crush New York union slapped down

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Eric Williams argued1 that slavery was actually terribly inefficient, at least as practiced in the US, compared to capitalism. Unfettered capitalism is very good at extracting labor at minimal cost.

With the Civil War and the punishment clause of the 13th Amendment, the governments (Federal and the States) effectively nationalized slavery, though some of the states have now devolved part of it back to the private sector by privatizing prisons. The governments don't mind running slavery at a loss, in exchange for political capital2, kickbacks, and other rewards.

The alternative to unions and regulation is unfettered capitalism, and we have plenty of data from the late 19th and early 20th centuries to see just what that looks like.

1Though C.L.R. James claimed he gave Williams the idea.

2Thanks to the reprehensible "tough on crime" rabble-rousing rhetoric that both parties have gleefully engaged in. Democrats may like to talk about penal-system reform now, but the Clinton administration didn't shy away from promoting the "superpredator" lie, for example.

Flaming USB battery halts flight from Taiwan to Singapore

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Re: And this is why Teslas and possibly other EVs ..

Light blue touchpaper and stand well back?

Fujitsu has a yen for 'large-scale' acquisitions and billions of yen to fund them

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Can't believe I'm posting this but...

$600M does not sound like a lot for corporate acquisitions. Maybe I only hear about larger deals, but a couple recent ones I looked at were more than half that.

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Blockchain is "emerging" much as a cockroach does. It's a bit astonishing that any serious IT firm is still plugging this solution-in-search-of-a-problem.

(As I've noted in other posts, there are plenty of good applications of Merkle graphs. Blockchain ain't one of them.)

Fat EVs may cause 'more death on our roads' – watchdog

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Re: Temporary Problem

Yeah, but the Model T was also a lot more comfortable and attractive than the Hummer.1 Hmm, that doesn't contradict your argument, does it?

A 1980s CVCC Honda Civic got around 55 mpg too, and those are US gallons, so it handily beat any Focus model sold in the US. So simply in terms of fuel consumption per unit distance, there's no progress there.

However, the modern Focus is heavier than the Civic. So the engines themselves are significantly better; it's just that rather than enjoy the savings, we've eaten them up with more safety2 features and gizmos, and more power – though admittedly a quick check of vehicle specs I could find online shows the base 2018 Focus has just about the same power/weight ratio as a top-of-the-line (US model) 1978 Civic CVCC. The Focus's lower official mileage rating will be due in part to changes in the testing method, and to higher speed limits on US highways now.

But in any case: internal combustion engines have gotten much better over the years. The gains have been put to various uses, some of them dubious.

1I've ridden in the back seat of an H2 a few times. I can't figure out where they put all the space. It certainly isn't in the passenger compartment. The vehicle is magically smaller on the inside than it ought to be.

2For some value of "safety". I'm not convinced by the statistics that passengers are actually much safer, if the driver behaves sensibly. It's like child seats: people worry at great length about fitting them correctly and so forth, when actually the vast majority of the benefit was realized simply by getting children into the back seat and secured in some fashion, rather than perched on the lap of the front-seat passenger.

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Re: Old people want "safe" cars

Psychologically, I imagine one feels safer if seated higher up, too.

It's probably not just psychological, once most of the other vehicles on the road are taller. Many drivers don't pay adequate attention to other vehicles as it is. And being able to see over the vehicle a little way in front of you is a significant factor.

I like small cars myself, but I have to admit that when I had a '93 Honda Civic Coupe I often had some reservations about both my forward visibility, and my visibility to other drivers. And that wasn't a very small vehicle.

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Re: This is an "Applies to USA only" article

In many places, it's damned difficult even to walk. No sidewalks (pavements), or they're not maintained. No crosswalks. No room for pedestrians on bridges and the like.

So, yeah. This is definitely a problem, and why it's easy to get a driver's license in the US (it's a state matter, but I don't know of any state that has particularly stringent requirements), and why many states don't impose any vehicle inspections at all; if you can get insurance, you can put it on the road.

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Re: More mass = more energy, right?

And what's the GHG contribution of manufacturing that EV and disposing of a still-usable ICE vehicle?

features that simply aren't possible in the old technology

And that god for that. You can keep your "features" in your EV, thanks. Those "features" are the worst thing to happen to automobiles since, well, ever. Spyware, security holes, idiotic UIs...

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Re: More mass = more energy, right?

If you have one car it's important that it can do both short and long trips - demonstrably, it can - but optimising for the shorter trips makes sense

Nof for me, it doesn't. The vast majority of the miles I drive are long trips, and even my "short" trips are often around 150 miles. I batch up short trips, and often the car sits unused for a week or so.

Is my case atypical? Sure, but your generalization isn't universally true either.

There's no current EV model that would be a better alternative for my use case. (Also I think they all have touchscreens, so they're out of consideration for that reason alone.)

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Re: More mass = more energy, right?

Coincidentally, I did two trips of just about 1000km (about 625 miles) last week, both in about 9 1/2 hours. I would not have enjoyed adding 7 hours to the total.

And there were no charging stations anywhere along most of that route, of course.

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Re: More mass = more energy, right?

True of nearly all vehicles sold in the US, whether made there or elsewhere. Oversided, overpowered, mostly ugly, mostly a poor fit for their use cases. There's just very little market here for small, efficient cars any more. It's a pity; there used to be a pretty good selection of hatchbacks to choose from, for those who didn't need to transport a lot of people or cargo.

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The exact same kind of tyres? Tread wear varies widely across tires.

Even across the same brand, model, and size, as tire manufacturers are always tweaking their formulas. While longitudinal studies have some value, anecdotal reports from a few drivers comparing what they used to get to what they get now don't have a lot of confidence.

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Re: Weight is relative...

Yup, they seem to be getting heavier too.

Haiku beta 4: BeOS rebuild / almost ready for release / A thing of beauty

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What's not to like?

Well, for me, personally, it's 1) the lack of security, and more importantly 2) it's Yet Another WIMP UI. I really can't be bothered experimenting with another OS that gives me another serving of that unappetizing dish.

Enjoyed the article, though, and I think it's a pity Be did not succeed, even if their products didn't interest me personally.

Privacy on the line: Boffins break VoLTE phone security

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Nothingburger. People have been using alternatives to "man in the middle" for many years. I think I first saw "monkey in the middle" in the last century.

Get over it.

Microsoft to move some Teams features to more costly 'Premium' edition

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Re: SatNad's move to everything being subscription

So? I'm forced by my employer to use all sorts of Microsoft crap, including Teams and Awful365. I still appreciated OP's sentiment.

If I'm forced to eat gruel, that doesn't mean I have to like it.

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Re: vanilla

I believe it means they're not eligible for the Olympics.

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Re: This is silly MS

In my experience, Teams videoconferencing is OK; it's worked about as well for us as some of the previous systems we used, including Skype and SfB/Lync. I've only used Zoom a couple of times so I can't really compare it; I didn't love Zoom, but that may have been due to unfamiliarity.

For everything else, I find Teams obnoxious where it isn't actually broken, and steadily getting worse. Take chat: You can't turn off the "smart" (stupid) editing tricks, for example, like trying to convert punctuation into idiotic emoji. Recently a Teams update caused it to always put all text in a quotation block in italics; apparently you can't turn that off either, and you can't change the formatting of the quoted text. The code-insert blocks are visually awful, with a ton of wasted space.

I'm certainly no fan of WebEx, and I understand the economic arguments, but I'd say Teams is far from good.

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Re: This is silly MS

To a first approximation, Sharepoint is always at fault.