* Posts by Michael Wojcik

12268 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Dec 2007

How artists can poison their pics with deadly Nightshade to deter AI scrapers

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Re: concealment from image recognition when used with CCTV

You know we've had successful, generally-available attacks on image-recognition systems, including commercial facial-recognition systems, for years now, right? Yes, it's always an arms race, but governments don't seem to be racing to attempt to outlaw any of the documented approaches — and they'll have a hard time outlawing new ones.

(In your hypothetical example — which I believe you meant satirically — are the children using image recognition? I confess I don't understand it.)

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Re: Let the AI wars begin!

Maybe.

Adversarial attacks against non-CLIP image-recognition and computer-vision systems have been pretty successful. And Nightshade and similar attacks are on the training data, not on images presented to the classifier when it's in production, so "what the camera captures" is not the attack vector.

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Re: Nightshade - poetic

Pfft. Francis Fukuyama got all the way to the end.

For a moment there, Lotus Notes appeared to do everything a company needed

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(old-ish) mainframe

Isn't a 2038 E10 from around 2008? That's not particularly old.

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Re: Three things I miss from Lotus Notes...

this wouldn't be such a problem if switching between Mail and Calendar in Outlook wasn't such a bad experience

Oh god, yes, this. Just the fact that switching to Calendar changes the layout of the nav panel (at least if you're using the "Folders" view for mail), so switching back requires going to a different place than where the Inbox was a moment ago. That's just agonizingly terrible UX. Truly abominable.

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Re: Fully Loaded Goats

I've always found Outlook to have enough foibles of its own when it comes to remote working and server access.

Agreed. I see 150-200 synchronization-issue messages from Outlook a year, and my email volume is quite reasonable — far less than what some of my co-workers have to deal with. Just the other day I had a case where Outlook worked itself into a complete tizzy over a meeting invitation, and was unable to process any of the invitation responses, for some reason it could not adequately explain.

Outlook mostly works, for me, and with extensive configuration bludgeoning it's not quite as much a yawning security hole as it is out of the box, nor as nasty a user experience. It's still not something I'd ever recommend.

I only used Notes lightly, for a few months, as part of an engagement with an outside firm. Didn't have any problems with it, but I barely got my feet wet. I did like the fact that when scrolling long messages it would put a fold mark in the margin to show which line had previously been the last in the window; that was a very smart piece of UX which I haven't seen implemented elsewhere.

What makes a hard error hard? Microsoft vet tells all

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That's just because Microsoft misspelled "NOT WORK ERROR".

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Really. "Current ... crop"? Omitting error checking is not a new problem.

As Broadcom nukes VMware's channel, the big winner is set to be Nutanix

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Re: Stock hits an all-time high today

Exactly. Institutional investors recognize that this is short-term thinking, cutting costs and coasting on income from the remaining customer base while Broadcom flogs off bits and gradually runs what's left into the ground. They love that. When Broadcom becomes the next IBM, the investors will have moved on to some other IT chop shop, as will the current crop of Broadcom execs.

Study: Thousands of businesses just love handing over your info to Facebook

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Re: adverts specific to your needs

I have been informed by advertisements of products — mostly books, a few tools and other items — that I did not know of, wanted, bought (or received as gifts from family), and liked. Unlike some, I am not magically aware of every thing that I might want in my life.

Vast botnet hijacks smart TVs for prime-time cybercrime

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Yes, that's what the description in the article implies. Doesn't mean "smart" TVs are any less of a stupid idea, though.

Did all that AI chatbot hype boost Bing's market share? Oh, wait, never mind

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Re: Questionable Stats

It's so much easier and faster to have AI assist the search

Yes, god forbid people actually think.

I'll be using "AI assisted" search shortly after I finish constructing my snowman in Hell.

Tech billionaires ask Californians to give new utopian city their blessing

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Re: An archology in the making?

Bacigalupi's The Water Knife (2015) also features arcologies1 in the American West, and is particularly pertinent to the water problem that jake raised in another thread. A new "walkable city" is pretty far from being an arcology, though. With an arcology you want a self-contained ecology, basically a bubble city.

This proposal reminds me more of the billionaire-built Tabula Ra$a in Wong's Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits. That's not a compliment (for the proposal; it's a good novel2).

1I'm assuming that's what you meant. ("Archology" refers to various academic or intellectual disciplines — the study of government, of origins, of first principles, maybe other things.) I haven't read Oath of Fealty.

2Futuristic Violence would probably appeal, at least thematically, to a lot of the Reg readership. It's disdainful of, and aware of the ills associated with, social media, for example. Software quality is important to the plot. Like the rest of Wong's work, it is cynical to an almost paranoid extent. Of course, tastes vary, and not everyone will appreciate Wong's style.

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"hoi" means "the". It's just "for hoi polloi".

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Re: Biggest problem.

And they may well have some notion that they can just throw money at the problem. Buy senior water rights from current holders, say, or pipe it in from elsewhere. Reclamation wanted to pipe water into California from British Columbia, after all; there's no shortage of daft schemes. When it comes to water and the West, there's always someone who will decide it's just a matter of money and can be solved later.

But, of course, later eventually becomes now.

Researchers confirm what we already knew: Google results really are getting worse

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Re: RE: who's building the replacement?

Sure, since TLS is just ticking a box and there are no issues whatsoever with PKI, implementation of cryptographic protocols, etc.

In any case, this is the wrong request. We already have a successor to HTTP: it's the wildly-misnamed HTTP/2. The technology change made no difference to web pollution or search engines, and neither will any other. You could have a "good web" with HTTP/1.1 (and TLS, where it's needed) simply by restricting what's on it. Nothing's stopping anyone from creating one.

The fact is, most people don't want a curated web, or even a curated search engine with an actual information model. That's how Yahoo! started, and the market didn't want to pay for it.

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Re: Qwant search engine

I'm an almost exclusive DDG user and, for many results, the relevance simply sucks and I've been growing tired of it for quite a while now

Mileage may vary, I suppose. I too use DDG almost exclusively, and it nearly always comes back with what I'm looking for. To be perfectly honest, I haven't noticed much "decline" over the past decade or so. Perhaps it's a question of what sort of things a user searches for.

Facial recognition tech has outpaced US law – and don't expect the Feds to catch up

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Re: My state of Texas is ready to sue Meta for extracting biometric data

Texas hates Meta, and Paxton loves (loves) lawsuits. Biometrics are just an excuse.

IBM overhauls rewards program for staff inventions, wipes away cash points

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Re: Why why oh why

Cat-9lives cable?

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Re: Why why oh why

It's adorable elsergiovolador thinks that a patentable idea is sufficient for someone to "start [their] own company". Or that someone capable of producing one would want to start their own firm. That's the sort of idea my friends and I believed in when we were, oh, ten years old, perhaps?

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Re: Why why oh why

With that attitude, you'll never get your complimentary unicorn.

(I assume they have those in fairyland, which apparently is where you're writing from.)

What's worse than paying an extortion bot that auto-pwned your database?

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Re: I don't even run Windows!

Ze troll icon, it does nothing!

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Re: Excellent news, this

hiring some private investigators and a hitman

To, what, find out who currently controls a particular Bitcoin wallet? (Of course, if they take your money, report they've found the criminal mastermind behind this intricate plot,1 and ask for more money to bring him to justice / have him whacked, how would you verify their claims anyway?)

Honestly, it's like every story about ransomware brings out the dumbest responses.

1Yes, that's sarcasm. Though apparently it's too intricate for some.

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Re: Excellent news, this

It's a bot. It doesn't care if no one pays ransoms. It'll keep running until all copies of it are shut down.

The "if no one pays ransoms, ransomware will go away" idea is impossibly naive, and this article shows why. Yet commentators immediately start spouting it again.

The 'nothing-happened' Y2K bug – how the IT industry worked overtime to save world's computers

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So what?

There are medical scams; that doesn't mean all doctors are frauds. There are art forgeries; that doesn't mean there are no genuine artworks. There are storm forecasts which turn out to be nothing of significance; that doesn't mean the weather is never bad.

There were plenty of real Y2K bugs that really had to be fixed.

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Re: Yeah but…

I was unable to party as though it were 1999, when it was

Well, tastes differ. My wife and I were asleep (somewhat fitfully, true, due to a local confluence of idiots and fireworks) at midnight on 1 January 2000, and I do not regret that at all.

A few times I've stayed up for New Year's Eve, only because friends invited me over for a suitably subdued gathering.

Regarding Y2K: those who actually know something about it — which definitely does not include Texas Village Idiot Cornyn — are well aware that there were plenty of important systems which needed remediation. Any number of them were discussed in forums such as RISKS. In late 1999, there was no way of knowing with any confidence how many remained unfixed, or what the consequences might be. Y2K was one of the industry's few shining moments. It's a pity, but not at all surprising, that many people continue to believe otherwise.

Can solar power be beamed down from space? Yes. Is it commercially viable? Not yet

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Re: Alternative uses

Alternatively, they could partner with KFC and one of those "Punkin' Chuckin'" guys.

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Re: So just crank up the power until it is harmful.

Not to mention the perhaps subtle fact that we (that is, humanity) have a whole bunch of non-space-based weapons, which we have been quite successful at using to kill one another. It's not clear why a Big Space Maser would make all that much difference.

Sure, you can target any spot in its orbital path without moving military hardware. You can do the same with an ICBM.

Orbital power delivery doesn't make a particularly great weapon. It's limited in where it can target. It's not flexible. It's expensive. It's fragile. Really, an orbital power system is more likely to be a target.

Tesla owners in deep freeze discover the cold, hard truth about EVs

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Re: Norway

Average winter temps are nowhere near the US mid-west which is in the middle of a massive land mass and gets *cold*! Like -50C cold.

Oh, nonsense. The record low for Chicago is -27°F, which is around -33°C. And that was recorded once, in the 1980s.

I lived for a couple of decades in Michigan, and never saw temperatures anywhere in the vicinity of -50°C.

Sure, it gets pretty cold in, say, International Falls, Minnesota. But even there the record low is "only" -55°F, which isn't quite -50°C.

It's actually the West, not the Midwest, that's seen the coldest air temperatures in the contiguous US. Mt Washington, in New Hampshire (which, note, is in New England, and so on the East Coast, though New Hampshire has very little ocean coastline) recorded the lowest wind chill ever measured, at nearly -77°C, but the still-air temperature was only about -44°C.

Boss fight between Donkey Kong champ and leaderboard org ends with settlement

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Re: record

Ha! Clearly false.

There are no villages in the US. One house standing alone is a courageous lone wolf; two houses makes a teeming metropolis.

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Re: thereby increase the value of the company

Ooh, the sportsball fans are triggered.

IRL, I wouldn't mock anyone for either enthusiasm. But I don't feel any urge to participate, either. I mean, I occasionally play video games, and I've occasionally played sports, and even watched the latter in a social situation; but I don't actually care about them at all. I'm sure my hobbies would seem equally dreary to many others. So it goes.

JPMorgan latest to pile into quantum upstart with $5B valuation

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Quantum optimization

Not my field, by any means, but from what I've read I remain suspicious of Quantum Optimization algorithms. The paper linked in the article talks about QAOA and QVE variants.

Aaronson described QAOA last year as "a quantum algorithm that, incredibly, for all the hundreds of papers written about it, has not yet been convincingly argued to yield any speedup for any problem whatsoever" (among other issues). Maybe the situation is better now, but I've yet to see any excitement about QAOA from anyone who's not making a career from it.

As for QVE, early variants, at least, seemed to have various issues that made it impractical in at least most use cases, such as requiring specialized precomputation work for each problem. Some later variants such as EQVE might be better, but again there seems to be a lot of qualification around the actual claims in the actual papers.

Maybe we'll get to the point where you can use QC and some quantum approximation algorithm to, say, compute eigenvectors with genuine quantum speedup for some problems. That could be useful, sure. Will it be economically viable for, oh, a finance company to do that at any useful scale?

The thing about QC is that even as we get better at scaling and error correction, the hardware still looks to be wildly expensive for the foreseeable future. For some applications, notably scientific research, that's OK; there are experiments we can't conduct any other way, and we recognize the value in funding primary research. But in business, cost matters.

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Re: Quantum wooism and computing systems ö

It's the sort of nonsense non-explanation we generally see. Ignore it. It does not describe QC in any useful way.

US Supreme Court doesn't want to hear Apple, Epic's gripes about in-app purchases

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Re: While a 27% hosting fee may seem excessive

By centralizing ALL software the Apple and Google app stores have solved that problem for developers

I suppose if by "ALL software" you mean toys running on the most popular toys, then, yeah, that's pretty accurate.

Strangely, there are still some computers which aren't Apple or Android smartphones,1 and some software which runs on them.

1Some researchers have even reported evidence of non-Google sources for Android software, though it amounts to little more than blurry photos and untrustworthy eyewitness accounts.

Atari 400 makes a comeback in miniature form

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Re: Why?

Why does anyone ride a horse, now that we have cars? Why does anyone do anything?

It is possible that some people are not you.

Cloudflare defends firing of staffer for reasons HR could not explain

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Re: Cold, calculated and heartless

The problem is that it doesn't go far enough. Fire 10% of the people in the C-suite, too. And what about products? Get rid of the 10% lowest-performing components in that pole transformer, man! And what about that turbofan engine, eh? 10% of those parts can go too. Those in-house software packages — remove 10% of the source-code lines. There's fat everywhere to be cut.

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Re: Cold, calculated and heartless

I've known other businesses that would also hire "probationary" employees for periods of high demand, with no intention of retaining them. Eventually word gets around, I suppose; but if you're looking for work and the offers are limited, how much choice do you have?

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"Select the images with bicycles to prove you're an employee."

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no company wants employees taking to the internet and moaning about them

Perhaps not. But if I ran a company, and my HR department did this, I'd be glad to see the affected (ex-)employee taking it public. Transparency.

Arguably this is one of the reasons why I don't run a company.

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as an employee in a probationary phase they really don't need much of a reason

In the US, most employees are at-will, and the employer doesn't need to show any reason at all, unless the employee can make a credible case for wrongful termination. A specific employment contract or official dismissal policy may convey additional rights, but US labor law is quite weak, relative to many other developed economies, in this respect.

I'm not trying to excuse Cloudflare's behavior here, which certainly seems clumsy, ill-timed, and unsympathetic at best, and might be legally questionable — we don't have all the facts. (I make no guesses about whether her manager knew; I don't see any strong evidence in the article to suggest he was lying, but we have very little evidence either way.)

Microsoft braces for automatic AI takeover with Copilot at Windows startup

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Re: Hello. I'm Clippy. You're fucked.

Someone out there has probably posted Powershell commands to do it, which you could wrap up into a script that also removes other unwanted Windows "features", such as all the XBox crap.

I know, this is still far from ideal. But if you have a Powershell script on a USB drive, it's easy enough, on the rare occasions you install Windows, to open an Administrator command prompt, plug the drive in, and run the script.

Though having said that, I've never gotten around to doing it myself. Instead, when a new Windows laptop is forced on my by my employer, I spend the better part of a day going through Settings, Add/Remove Programs, Add/Remove Windows Features, Services control panel, Local Security Policy editor, Group Policy editor, and Powershell commands I have to look up each time, getting rid of cruft. It's just not quite often enough (happens every 4 or 5 years, as I opt out of equipment "refreshes" when I can) for me to have taken the time to automate it.

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Joke

Re: HELL F**K NOOOOOOO...

A less secure person might wonder why..

Seems reasonable to me. I've seen hairless cats; I don't think I'd want to see a shaved CrazyOldCatMan.

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Re: HELL F**K NOOOOOOO...

Yes, this goes firmly in the category of One More Goddamned Windows Misfeature To Turn Off. Hooray.

The week in weird: Check out the strangest CES tech of 2024

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Re: Getting in a Flappie, or not

Yes, I'd like to see a citation for that "keeping cats indoors is cruel" claim. I call bullshit.

While the best study I've found so far finds no statistically-significant difference in FeLV occurrence or age of mortality for indoor/outdoor versus indoor-only cats (outdoor-only cats are at significantly higher risk for both), contradicting the common wisdom that indoor-only cats are "healthier" in some respect or that indoor-only cats generally live longer. But indoor-only cats get in fewer fights — with other cats, with dogs, with other local wildlife such as raccoons — and as Philo notes, don't have to worry about predators such as coyotes or whatever else might be in your area.

There are a lot of feral cats around here. Many don't last more than a year.

As the article in my second link discusses, indoor-only cats generally get less exercise than indoor/outdoor or outdoor-only cats, and need opportunities for exercise if they're to get a healthy amount. Those can be provided indoors. Of the various indoor-only cats we've had over the years, most have stayed in a normal weight range; only a couple have been overweight, and none excessively so.

It's uncertain where personal technology is heading, but judging from CES, it smells

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"I am having an anniversary party next month, how should I prepare?"

"I am an idiot. Please take my money and give me a lot of pointless crap."

So nice to see Microsoft and Walmart coming together to monetize learned helplessness.

("Killer app for search" indeed. The audience for this sort of thing will probably starve to death if it stops working.)

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Re: I really hate the place

On the plus side, it's easy to be the most stylish person in the place.

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Re: I really hate the place

Around here, Walmart is unfortunately the only place for most appliances, so if, say, the WiFi router dies, then unless I want to take half a day to drive to the nearest Target or other big-box store, Walmart it is. Or for cheap clothing — if a visitor neglected to pack appropriate outerwear, or if I'm out with the granddaughters and they decide they want to go to the skate park but it turns out they're not wearing socks, again it's probably going to be Walmart. We have a number of grocery stores and lots of specialty shops, and hardware stores and lumber yards; but for a lot of ordinary home goods there isn't much other choice unless you can spare a couple of hours for driving.

I avoid Walmart as much as I can, but occasionally there isn't a better option.

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"who". Subject of the verb "runs" takes the nominative case.

Drivers: We'll take that plain dumb car over a flashy data-spilling internet one, thanks

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Re: Not coming here

very soon our dumb cars will be old enough to qualify (here in the UK at least) for us forking out something in order of £12 ($15) for every day we want to drive in town (based on increasingly stringent 'emissions' standards)

In most of the US that's not a concern. Michigan and New Mexico, the last couple of states I've lived in, don't even have vehicle inspections (state-wide; some local jurisdictions may impose their own rules). You can basically put any damn thing on the road if it has a VIN and a title.

Around here, you'll see many used cars advertised as having a "New Mexico windshield", which means it has one or more large cracks (lots of gravel roads). People will leave 'em that way for years. Exhaust leaks? No problem. Failed or bypassed emissions controls? Eh, whatever. No tread on the tires? It's your lookout, buddy.

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Re: Not coming here

I'll just note that I've lived in the US my entire life, and in every place I've lived — in Massachusetts, Vermont, Ohio, Nebraska, Michigan, and New Mexico — there have been a lot of local small retail businesses, and a lot of entry-level jobs available in them. These days, in the towns near the Mountain Fastness, we're having rather a labor crisis, in fact (though that's very much exacerbated by the fact that short-term rentals have driven housing prices through the roof and made even jobs paying twice the state minimum wage insufficient for many people's basic needs).