* Posts by Gene Cash

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Getting to the bottom of BMW's pay-as-you-toast subscription failure

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Proper BMWs

This is how you engineer a vehicle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcSDnvT5VZ0

Probe reveals previously secret Israeli spyware that infects targets via ads

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Thank you Israel and El Reg.

When people whinge about my ad blocking, I'll be sending 'em this story.

Google exec: Microsoft Teams concession 'too little, too late'

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Re: Windows Server?

> I think anybody choosing Windows Server or SQL Server in 2023 deserves all they get.

Would you prefer to jump from the Microsoft frying pan into the Oracle fire?

Meet Honda's latest electric vehicle: A rideable suitcase

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> 3 times the price of a chinese product. I would have expected from Honda to do better than that

Yeah, I would have expected a Honda to be 4x the price.

Google promises eternity of updates for Chromebooks – that's a decade for everyone else

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Re: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Hahaha, I have a shirt with a Dalek on the front saying "R2-D2? I loved him in Star Trek!"

Winds up EVERYBODY! But some people see the humor in it and those are the ones I want to have a drink with.

UK civil servants – hopefully including those spending billions on tech – to skill up in STEM

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Re: How about the ministers go next?

> Even better - how about a few ministers who already have a STEM background?

If they have STEM, they're already smart enough to know they don't want to be a minister, or any other politician.

Save the Children hit by ransomware, 7TB stolen

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Re: There goes my Bing torture

"properly managed/secured Windows"

Is there even such a thing? Isn't that like a "leakproof colander"?

Long-lost 1977 Star Wars X-Wing prop discovered – lock s-foils in bid position

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Greg Jein

I'm glad it's been found, and glad it's being highly valued, but I'm really sad to hear about the passing of Greg Jein.

Atari pulls nostalgia power move and buys homebrew community forum

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Not your grampaw's Atari

Don't forget the real Atari went bankrupt in the mid-'80s and the name has passed through more than half a dozen companies.

But then, I guess that's irrelevant... the current IBM and HP certainly bear no resemblance to their original selves, either.

Google Chrome Privacy Sandbox open to all: Now websites can tap into your habits directly for ads

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Rabbit nozzles

For some reason, I've started getting copious Amazon recommendations for rabbit nozzles.

I don't have the slightest idea what they are. I hazard a guess at some sort of feeding tubes, but looking at them, I'm at a loss how that would work.

I so love targeted advertising.

Musk's mighty missile is ready for launch once FAA says OK

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Re: Cost

> Perhaps one of the more unsettling things about Starship is the power it will give SpaceX in space. They can launch everyone else's cargo at just enough under competitors rates such that the competitors will find themselves unprofitable

Is it SpaceX's problem though, if their competitors can't get their shit together?

They sunk a LOT of time, money, and exploded boosters into the reusability angle, and even now that they've proved it's possible to all the naysayers, nobody else seems to be able to do it. Even Rocket Lab is doing some half-assed thing with parachutes and fishing the booster out of the water.

Linux distros drop their feelgood hits of the summer

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systemd?

Knowing if it has the systemd cancer is far more important than what GUI it uses, because the GUI can be easily replaced/updated.

Toyota servers ran out of storage, crashed production at 14 plants in Japan

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Another thing, at least in the US, is you get seriously burned on taxes for spare inventory

See the "Thor Tools" decision: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_Power_Tool_Co._v._Commissioner

It's why books still go out of print, because publishers can't afford to keep them around as inventory.

Japan's 'Moon sniper' and its two ejectable landers make it into space

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Re: Precision landing

> More like an automated Neil Armstrong

Hm. Doesn't roll off the tongue like "MechJeb" does...

You patched yet? Years-old Microsoft security holes still hot targets for cyber-crooks

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And ***THIS*** is exactly and precisely why people don't patch

"Yeah, every time I do patching, something stops working, so I quit"

Vodafone and Amazon shoot for the stars while Kuiper satellites remain grounded

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"21 launched on a Falcon 9 at the weekend"

That was notable in that it was SpaceX's 62nd launch this year, which is a new record for most launches in a year.

In contrast, China has 35 orbital launches, India has 7, and Russia has 12.

Oh yeah, and Blue Origin has 0

Sure, give the new kid and his MCSE power over the AS/400. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: You did what?

"Needless to say the Boss got away scot free!"

And that leads to the saying: "If I have to fix it, you lose root"

The only thing launched for Amazon's Project Kuiper is a lawsuit

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Well, when that "favorite supplier" is the world's leading launch provider, and demonstrably cheapest, then the situation is different.

How long do you think it would be before a lawsuit, if a government agency put out a cloud IT bid and left out.. say... Microsoft, or Oracle?

Oh wait, never mind: https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/06/jedi_contract_canceled_pentagon/

ArcaOS 5.1 gives vintage OS/2 a UEFI facelift for the 21st century

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"had a 1.2GB hard drive"

LOL. My first hard drive at work was 40MB and was the size of a cake box. Pragmatic/Fujitsu PD-40M

Farewell WordPad, we hardly knew ye

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Re: Kids nowadays ... Sigh!

I'm not ever giving up Electric Pencil.

X may train its AI models on your social media posts

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it may train its AI models on user posts

I guess I deleted my account just in time, last month. I got tired of the drama, and more importantly, the constant changes in the UI showing less and less of the people I was following.

Cops drill into chat apps, sink plot to smuggle tonnes of coke into Europe

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Re: Every story like this is a godsend

It's just like Prohibition, which basically was the original kickstart for organized crime in America. It started the feeling of "the law is wrong, so I'm going to ignore it and try to not get caught" for the everyday man in the street.

What happens when What3Words gets lost in translation?

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Re: A new game

Interestingly enough, that doesn't appear to be valid

How to ask Facebook's Meta to not train its AI models on some of your personal info

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Re: And why should we tell Meta anything?

Eh, I tried to sign up when a friend retired, to keep in touch, and they said "that's not your real name" and demanded a driver's license and other ID.

I laughed, and now have a funny story to tell when people ask why I'm not on assbook.

We all scream for ice cream – so why are McDonald's machines always broken?

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Re: Wait, their milkshake maker works like an HP printer ?

> What business school told them that was a good idea ?

The one that told them they'll make more $$$ servicing the machine than selling it.

> No wonder the economy is going to shit.

Yepper doodle.

Germany's wild boars still too radioactive to eat largely due to Cold War nuke tests

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Re: Meanwhile, in Japan...

The radioactive hybrid terror pigs!

"Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone"

https://www.theregister.com/2021/07/01/radioactive_hybrid_terror_pigs_fukushima/

Ah, the good 'ol days.

The printout may be dead but that beast of a print queue lives on

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Long print jobs

One of the problems with 3D printers is the long print jobs. For me, a typical print is 6-8 hours, and my current record is just over 23 hours.

Ain't no way you're gonna be sitting there watching it that whole time.

So yes, I do worry when I go to sleep or head out for dinner with the printer running. Not so much over a fire, but over the print coming loose from the bed and banging around, or a "globification" where the plastic decides to coalesce around the hotend in an extruder-destroying blob, or a "spaghettification" where it ends up printing in mid-air, resulting in a mass of plastic string. None of these has happened to me yet, but I've seen pictures on the innernetz.

There was a "what if 3D printing was 100x faster" TED talk. I'd settle for 10x faster, but I also realize it forces me to spend extra time on my OpenSCAD scripts and measure half a dozen times, kind of like the old times when you had to queue up to submit your card deck and then wander by occasionally to see if your printout was in your tray, or when a build took several hours.

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Re: Design philosophy

Oh yes. God forbid you inconvenience someone, especially upper management or professors.

"Why isn't this point'n'click!! This is too hard!"

"Wait a minute, aren't you the computational complexity instructor?"

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Don't buy cheap/proprietary shit

> What's striking is how many of the fixes were either technically possible but not implemented, or implemented and disabled by default.

Wait until you hear about the cheap Chinese printers that deliberately removed the temperature safety code from the Marlin firmware. No idea why. It's something you have spend a lot of effort doing, as the firmware comes with all the safety code enabled, and a lot of it you can't disable just by setting a #define. You have to actually find and delete the code.

Quite a few of them caught fire. Google for "anet a8 fire"

Marlin monitors the hotend, heatbreak, and bed temperatures. Not only does it check limits, but it checks for a sudden rise in temperature. It also checks for stalled motors. Plus if the printer has been heating without actually printing for a period of time, it will shut off.

> The most telling fix is that the company will enhance LAN-only mode, where printers use local data, so that it will work if the cloud services are down

My Prusa MK4 is perfectly happy not connected to the cloud. It has a local connection where I can upload my gcode, select a file to print, and monitor progress and temperatures, all in a local web page hosted on the printer itself.

> But a 3D printer that tries to print a new job before the old one has been cleared off the plate?

Before I print something, I have to confirm that the bed is cleaned and clear.

> mandated standard documentation is a known and powerful regulatory tool.

Prusa uses the open-source Marlin firmware. All the standard gcode verbs are copiously documented at https://marlinfw.org/meta/gcode/ and Prusa's extensions at https://prusa3d.github.io/Prusa-Firmware-Doc/group__GCodes.html

Gcode itself is an open standard, going back to MIT in the '50s and standardized in the early '60s. It is mostly used for CNC machining, but the moves in a 3D printer are the same, so it fits well there too.

> Yet if you look at 3D printers not as sophisticated, precise robots, but as machines that have to control a mass of motors, heaters, and complex materials, the picture changes. They have incredibly powerful control code to translate model data to final output.

Wait a minute. Is that not the very definition of a "sophisticated, precise robot"? My printer is repeatably accurate to a few hundredths of a millimeter. The model I'm printing now is 736,966 lines of gcode, which translates to about 530,000 physical moves over a 13 hour period.

> Or we could buy cheap and shiny products and hope for the best.

Did I already say "don't buy cheap/proprietary shit"?

Bambu is already known to be an open-source-hostile closed proprietary company.

Profits just keep rolling in at T-Mobile US. So only thing to do is axe 5,000 workers

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Old El Reg quote fits here

"Remember, if you get hit by a bus tomorrow, your family and friends will miss you forever. The company will look for a replacement the next day."

After years of fighting Right to Repair, Apple U-turns-ish in California

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"Does not require that manufacturers allow repair shops to disable security features"

Bingo. There ya go. Everything's going to be "protected by a security feature" even the battery "for your protection"

Or am I just too cynical?

Zoom CEO reportedly tells staff: Workers can't build trust or collaborate... on Zoom

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I thought "Stephen Elop"

China's top EV battery maker announced a breakthrough, but top boffin isn't convinced

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Right, but you're assuming they're plugged in to charge.

I've seen Tesla c*nts using charging stations like parking spots, not even plugged in and pretending to charge, so they won't get the "idle fine"

They may or may not have gotten a handful of roofing nails under the rear tire. I couldn't possibly say.

LibreOffice 7.6 arrives: Open source stalwart is showing its maturity

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Re: Long March

You know... I hate 'em both with a passion, but I'd much rather my kids use Google than Microsoft.

Arm reveals just how vulnerable it is to trade war with China

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Re: Between morphng US regulations and RISC-V

> irreparable damage done to companies like .... Qualcomm

You say that like it's a bad thing.

SEC fines fintech crypto fund that promised 2,700% returns

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Re: I despair of humanity

Oh that soap opera is still happening.

"The Sotheby's auction house has been named as a defendant in a lawsuit filed by investors who regret buying Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs that sold for highly inflated prices during the NFT craze in 2021"

"Investors previously sued Bored Ape creator Yuga Labs, four company executives, and various celebrity promoters including Paris Hilton, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin Hart, Snoop Dogg, Serena Williams, Madonna, Jimmy Fallon, Steph Curry, and Justin Bieber"

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/08/buyers-of-bored-ape-nfts-sue-after-digital-apes-turn-out-to-be-bad-investment/

Biden to bolster boondocks broadband with a billion bonus bucks (barely)

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USDA?

WTF? Why in the everloving hell is a food inspection agency dealing with broadband?

Is the FCC going to be checking for spoiled milk and looking at egg prices next?

Misfiring Lenovo hires Ford director to help with revamp

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Oh great

Now we can get Lenovos with Ford quality, as if things weren't bad enough.

Version 5 of systemd-free Debian remix Devuan is here

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Re: Other option(s)

Sure, but Gentoo uses Portage or some such shit, and I already have a system running Debian using dpkg/apt.

I wanted to keep using Debian but I was not going to put up with systemd, therefore I went to Devuan.

I think most of the problems with the installer is because no one uses the installer to install Devuan onto a clean PC, they usually switch a machine from Debian to Devuan, which is a different process.

Lesson 1: Keep your mind on the ... why aren't the servers making any noise?

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Re: Upstream breaker

Holy sh*t. That relay is a work of art. And the epitome of steampunk. And probably very expensive. And I really really want one for the "something cool to look at" factor.

Moscow makes a mess on the Moon as Luna 25 probe misses orbit, lands with a thud

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FAIL

"rushed attempt"?

Luna 24 was in 1976. Luna 25 started development in the 1990s. That's not quite what I would call a rush job. Well, except maybe if you're Capita.

In the early 2000s it was supposed to be part of the Japanese Lunar-A mission. In 2007, it was supposed to be the lander for the Indian Luna-Resource mission. It was also supposed to be vaguely part of the ExoMars program.

In 2021, they found out the laser doppler velocity & range system didn't work with the integrated guidance.

Also, because of sanctions, they weren't able to use an Airbus inertial measurement unit weighing about 1.5kg, and they had to switch to a Russian IMU weighing about 10kg, which was slower, needed more power, and was far less accurate. Well, I guess now we know how much slower and less accurate it was!

Also note that Russia's previous 4 deep space probes have failed. Phobos 1 & 2 in 1988, Mars 96 in 1996, and Fobos-Grunt in 2011.

Most of this is from Scott Manley's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM8bJsqCLYQ

Google 'wiretapped' tax websites with visitor traffic trackers, lawsuit claims

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Re: Sue You, Jimmy!

> A website chooses to embed Google Analytics into its pages ... and you think that this makes Google responsible?

Yes, and it's not either/or here. They're both responsible:

1. The website designers for using GA

2. Google, for abusing the f*ck out of the data, and railing it up the back alley as hard as it can, for every last possible penny. They should be sued on general privacy grounds, but the US doesn't really have the concept of "privacy" except in certain special cases, and this is one of them.

That's why I hope they're both getting sued.

> do you also believe Google must figure out which pages are ... involved in the collection of information to go into the tax returns?

Yes, with the currently written law.

In an ideal world, Google wouldn't be taking all our data and selling it to the highest bidder. But they do, and with that comes responsibilities and consequences.

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Re: Sue You, Jimmy!

I'm sure they're being sued as well in a separate action, but "suing Google" is the newsworthy bit here, and they have the deepest pockets.

Hold the Moon – NASA's buildings are crumbling amid 200-year upgrade cycles

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Re: It is a tragedy...

Considering the daily bullshit I see around here about vaccines, creationism, intelligent design, magnets that help fuel economy, copper bracelets that fight cancer, and other stuff too depressing to list, nobody here even knows what science IS.

One of my favorite sayings is "we put a man on the Moon, but we can't... oh wait, we can't put a man on the Moon, either"

30 years on, Debian is at the heart of the world's most successful Linux distros

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I started with RedHat

But after several sessions of RPM dependency hell, I installed Debian Potato and never looked back.

They did chase me away with systemd, so I'm using Devuan now.

So much for CAPTCHA then – bots can complete them quicker than humans

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Re: What next for security now?

I maintain that's why companies like Amazon are so successful -- its not "unfair competition" but rather "we make sure our crap works before springing it on the unsuspecting public"

Unfortunately, I have to agree there.The amount of times I've spent extra effort to find the original vendor of stuff, only to have their website completely fall over when I try to give them money is just amazing.

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Source would be nice

It would be nice to have this code as a Firefox extension.

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I had to stop buying from a vendor I'd used since before the interwaebz (since the '80s) because I block Google, meaning their CAPCHA won't let me buy anything from them anymore.

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

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Meta chief and human being Mark Zuckerberg

Citation needed.

Charging your iPhone literally costs Apple millions as Batterygate saga slams shut

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Re: Wow, 65 whole Dollars!

$65 is about 10x what I've seen paid out from other class actions.