* Posts by Gene Cash

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Your manhood is safe, judge tells ZX Spectrum reboot boss

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Seriously though

Is this the same David Levy that wrote a ton of Creative Computing articles back in the '80s?

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FTFY

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Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

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Everyone else is worse

Considering the California express train is now costing $77 BILLION and delayed another 5 years, nobody has the standing to laugh at Musk.

Are you Falcon sure, Elon? Musk vows Big Rocket will go up 2019

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Re: Musk really does see himself as the Saviour of Mankind

> The logical way forwards seems to be to build a base/assembly point at one of the Lagrange points (L4 or L5 are the obvious choices) followed by a moon base

No, the reason Mars is the place to be is it can be self-sufficient. L5/Moon bases will always need a continuous resupply. There's very little on the Moon to exploit for resources, and nothing at all at L5.

> to make it self sufficent takes lots of mass

No, to make it self sufficent takes resources in-place. Mars has stuff we can refine. L5/Moon does not.

Mum? Dad? Can I have a 3D XPoint disk for my birthday?

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Re: Quick poll

Windows guest on VirtualBox? I've found out that Windows 7 pounds the hell out of the disk and a snappy SSD helps even if you're only running one or two VMs.

Ex-stream action: YouTube slays Zombie horde in AdSense battle

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I've seen more and more people move to Vimeo and the like.

Android P will hear no evil, see no evil, support evil notches

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Nooooo Android P 4 J00!

Turns out that the old Nexus phones (like my 6P, etc) and the Pixel C tablet won't get it.

Nice.

Administrator PwC chops Maplin staff

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> Maplin, once known for its well-trained staff, began to lose a reputation for technical knowledge and so its unique selling point started to become less apparent

This is the case with all the brick & mortar stores that I can see. There's now zero training in a business's basic line of product or work.

Radio Shack used to have staff knowledgeable enough to suggest component values, or at least a relevant Forrest Mims book.

Barne's & Noble used to have staff that could actually suggest books based on what you said you liked. Now they just pound the hell out of you to BUY a loyalty card.

Best Buy staff used to be able to point you in the direction of PC video cards. Now there's things locked in cabinets that I can't actually buy, like SSDs, VR headsets, cameras, and drones.

Sears sales staff used to be able to actually tell you the pro and con of buying a particular appliance or tool and the difference between this model and that one, other than the price.

There's no longer any "added value" to going to a physical store, other than the tiny, tiny chance they might actually stock something you know you already want.

April Fool: FCC finally bothers with Puerto Rico as chairman visits

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FAIL

Embarrassed to be American

Well, it's hard to top Trump as a reason to be embarrassed about my country, but Pai is trying his best.

Open source community crams itself into big tent

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Coat

I guess open source is pretty in-tents these days

Microsoft, IBM settle case over disputed diversity boss

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Re: Are non-competes really legal?

There's actually a sidebar discussing this.

Good luck saying 'Sorry I'm late, I had to update my car's firmware'

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Re: OTA Updates for Cars

> I've also suffered an ABS failure do you think that ...

> A) my brakes stopped working

> or

> B) my brakes continued to work but with more effort

You're confusing ABS with power brakes. They are not even remotely the same.

I've suffered an ABS failure that manifested as the car completely removing ALL braking between 27-24mph (no matter how hard you stood on the brakes) then locking all 4 wheels when the speed dropped below 24mph (no matter how softly the pedal was applied)

So yes, I'll take option A.

That was a whole lot of fun. Fortunately I was able to pull the relay powering the ABS to disable it and get home and then to a shop. It turned out to be a bent wheel sensor bracket.

'Repeatable sanitization' is a feature of PCs now

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> AFAIK, the stuff in a laptop is pretty hard to digest, except maybe trapped dust

You haven't taken apart an old keyboard have you? Even if it's only a year old, there's usually a ton of pretty disgusting crap in there.

Brit military boffins buy airtime on HD eye-in-the-sky video satellite

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£4.5m for a satellite? That's actually pretty good rates.

Boring. The phone business has lost the plot and Google is making it worse

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PDA market?

My "phone" manages my calendar, meetings, and appointments, my contacts, my to-do list, my email, my bank accounts and credit card balances, the restaurants I like to eat at, a list of tips & tricks I've collected, displays a map of where I am, handles my navigation, tells me where the nearest EV charging spot is, opens my garage when I get home, and plays solitaire.

Far more than any of my Palm Pilots did...

If THAT is not a PDA, I don't know what is...

Desktop PC shipments dip below 100m/year

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DIY sales

Does anyone track raw CPU & motherboard sales?

RIP... almost: Brit high street gadget shack Maplin Electronics

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Re: Well at least

> 4 - Massively marked up cables and connectors

Except for the one you need...

> 5 - last year's technology priced higher than the current model

"Last year's tech" no longer available, even if you need it. The local Best Buy only has wireless mice, and I don't need wireless for a PC that's 6 inches away, and I'm not messing about with batteries/charging. Also, no wired ethernet cards. Again, I'm not using wireless for a router that's 12 inches from my PC.

And you forgot

> 6 - hardware in a locked case and no one willing/permitted to sell it to you

I ran into this when I had a disk-space emergency and went to Best Buy for an SSD. There was a case of them and I could not get any of the staff to open it and sell me one, so I came back home and bought it on NewEgg.

And Best Buy wonders why their parking lot is half empty these days. I remember when you had to fight for a parking space.

I'm using Best Buy as an example, as I can cite immediate examples, but this applies to all the local retail.

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Re: Well at least

> 4 - Massively marked up cables and connectors

Except for the one you need...

And you forgot

> 6 - hardware in a locked case and no one willing/permitted to sell it to you

4G found on Moon

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"two Audi Lunar Quattro rovers"

So they're guaranteed to crash into each other then?

Oi, drag this creaking, 217-year-old UK census into the data-driven age

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So basically they've decided to not do the census and just guess

On this side of the pond, the census decides a lot of government resources, such as health "care", housing/city planning, emergency police/fire funding, welfare, roads, and other important stuff.

And yes, we have morons that don't fill it out. I threatened to evict a roommate over that. You wanna be that kind of idiot, don't do it in my house.

Neil Young slams Google, after you log in to read his rant with Google or Facebook

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Blocking tracking

If you block google-analytics.com, you get nothing. No login or anything.

IPv6 and 5G will make life hell for spooks and cops say Australia's spooks and cops

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Re: Every user?

> For some reason I don't think every single user has a static IP.

I don't know how Australia does it, but on this side of the pond, I've had the same IP from Spectrum for over a year. That's not much different from static.

Sony Xperia XZ2: High-res audio but no headphone jack

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Re: High-res audio but no headphone jack

Yes, I need a jack for the earphones on the rare occasion I do make a call, as 1) I'm always somewhere noisy and 2) it's a pain just hunting up the earphones, I sure as hell don't have time to keep them charged.

NRA gives FCC boss Ajit Pai a gun as reward for killing net neutrality. Yeah, an actual gun

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Re: We have the clueless leading the blind...

> very few people do bad things with cars

The Parkland School Massacre killed 17 people. 109 were killed by in/by cars that same day.

That’s 5 Parkland massacres every day.

Since 1968, 1,530,000 Americans have been killed by guns.

Since 1968, 2,130,000 Americans have been killed by/in cars

We need to ban cars.

RIP, Swype: Thanks for all the sor--speec--speedy texting

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Re: Why type....

> when I'm alone

I'm usually in a restaurant, meeting, someone's cube, or otherwise somewhere I'd look like a complete git if I started dictating to my phone, so the "voice key" is useless for me.

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Re: One simple difference...

> Is it really only me that finds it incredibly useful to have the thing that I typed appear as an option for what to insert?

Nope, because you've already typed it in the text field. So it's a useless duplication.

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One simple difference...

The big thing (for me) about Swype vs GBoard or SwiftKey is that it put up more than 3 predictions. I could usually scroll the prediction strip a bit and find what I wanted.

GBoard and SwiftKey put up 3 choices, one of which is usually just a copy of what you're typing.

Idiots.

GBoard has however improved the layout and other things in the past couple years since I started using Swype. SwiftKey has not, however. They've just sat there.

Google's robo-CTRL-ALT-DEL failed, hung networks and Compute Engine for 90 minutes

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Hm, while reading this, I started humming The Cranberrie's "Zombie" - I don't know why...

Kentucky gov: Violent video games, not guns, to blame for Florida school massacre

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American kids today are pretty much treated like prison inmates, so I don't see why people are shocked when they act like it.

They're treated like crap and alienated to the point they think "shoot everybody" is the best idea.

We have asshole school administrators that insult kids and jeopardize their schooling when they happen to wear a t-shirt or make an incredibly minor infraction by expelling them from school for several days for a first offense. These people are the core problem.

If this laptop is so portable, where's the keyboard, huh? HUH?

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Doctors are the same way. God forbid you ask the bastard to have to log in. And remember a password. And all that complicated computer stuff.

Plus most of them aren't really any good at the doctorin' stuff, even if it's something simple like a broken bone.

Top tip: Don't bother with Facebook's two-factor SMS auth – unless you love phone spam

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Re: I hate to be that guy . . .

I remember when G+ told me I could have a "vanity URL" - i.e. my name instead of a random number.

However, they wanted me to text the fact that I wanted it, and accepted no other contact method. Email was right out. Very interesting. And transparent.

So of course I found one of those shady SMS gateways and used that. I've always wondered if it's gotten spammed by Google. I didn't really care about the URL, I just wanted to screw Google.

Techno-senator tells Tinder to hook up its app with better security

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WTF?

WHAT? A technically competent American legislator?!?!

Cardiac cart! Stat!

FCC commish gobbles Verizon's phone-locking BS, says it tastes great

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I wonder if I can buy a Verizon phone, then get Google to bankroll a lawsuit to test this, like Thiel bankrolled Hogan...

US states accused of skimming cash from 911 emergency call dosh

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> New York refused to provide the FCC any data

> Seven states refused to provide the FCC with any data

How the hell does that happen?

No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS

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Bullshit. Those packages are not proven to contain drugs, so yes, they're forcing him to incriminate himself. In the US, his lawyer would probably file for Habeas Corpus - charge him, or let him go.

What did we say about Tesla's self-driving tech? SpaceX Roadster skips Mars, steers to asteroids

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> SpaceX starts answering to shareholders

And that is precisely why Musk has said SpaceX isn't going public for a long, long time, if ever. I have a feeling it's a "over my dead body" statement.

Basket case lawsuit: Fancy fruit florists flail Google over rotten ads, demand $200m damages

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Stupid generic names

Yeah, this happens in open source too... there's a visio-alike called dia or diagram or something like that, so when you search for it, or for plugins or source, the actual hits are 3 pages in.

I suggested they use a more non-generic name and they got all pissy.

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF CARS: SpaceX parks a Tesla in orbit (just don't mention the barge)

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Saw it from 3 miles away

I plopped for the "feel the heat" package for $230 which meant you got bussed to the Saturn V center, about 3 miles from the pad and 9 miles from the landing zones. We stopped on the way at the Shuttle Landing Facility to see the plaque where Atlantis rolled to a stop in 2011 at the end of the last Shuttle mission. That was unexpected. The 4.5km long 100m wide strip is a huge piece of tarmac.

Anyway, there were no winds locally, they were all high-altitude and you could see wisps of clouds skidding over. It was a beautiful perfect Florida day. Sunny, 78F and barely any clouds.

Bill Nye was there to stump for people to join The Planetary Society. He's actually got a nice sense of humor.

Most of us figured there was about a 30% chance it would launch, and we were wasting our time. People didn't think it would go "boom" but they also realized most "first" launches get scrubbed 2 or 3 times.

If you think the SpaceX people were cheering and yelling, they didn't have nuthin' on this crowd. When they announced fueling start, people went nuts. When they announced "go" for the launch at 3pm, people went nuts.

We got to hear the SpaceX webcast without the usual 10 second delay.

It was REALLY LOUD. AND BRIGHT. It was welding-torch bright. And yes, we were warned to stay away from the Saturn V center glass windows, which was a good idea as you could hear the entire building shaking at launch from 100 feet away. Of course you were shaking too. Megadeth & AC/DC only wish they could get a bass rumble that deep and loud.

You could see the boosters fall away, then they were two bright dots overhead for the re-entry burn, then they fell some more, and finally they did that synchronized science-fiction landing just to the left of the VAB, from where we were sitting. Just amazing. You couldn't script something that looked so much like a '50s sci-fi movie.

Just after they landed, there was the 4 sonic booms BAM-BAM, BAM-BAM, and then the rumble of the landing rockets, as the sound finally got to us.

Afterwards, we got a complementary champagne toast in a nice glass keepsake that says "Falcon Heavy Test Mission 2018", and a SpaceX Falcon Heavy hat, and a red "Falcon Heavy: I was there" t-shirt. So it was literally "been there, got the t-shirt"

Worth every nickle.

Epic spacewalk, epic FAIL: Cosmonauts point new antenna in the wrong direction

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Unhappy

Actually, it doesn't really matter

If it extends to the left or to the right, it's all the same. As long as it's not still retracted, it works.

Really kind of sad though, that something so trivial is what you hooked on.

Amazon manages to find a mere sliver of profit – just $2bn – out of $61bn in end-of-year sales

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Re: It's true

> Their service is good, unfortunately.

And unfortunately, good service has become really rare, to the point it's worth paying for.

AT&T's financial figures reveal 19 BEEELLLION reasons why it lobbied hard for US tax cuts

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Actually American companies are pretty much forced by law and previous lawsuit case history to put stockholders first. This is why public American companies have a planning horizon of the next quarter's results, and hell with what happens after that. Hell of a way to run a ship.

And seriously, who WOULDN'T lobby for a tax cut? Bueller...? Bueller...? Bueller...?

1,900 rotten apps bounced out of Google Play every day in 2017

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Waterfox

The first 15 hits for the Waterfox browser (another fork of Firefox) are not the browser. Been that way for months. Sad.

Bring the people 'beautiful' electric car charging points, calls former transport minister

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Re: And where will they be?

> requires car-parks

You mean like the ones outside every shopping center? Gee, I wonder if they could be used?

Car parks by themselves to charge would be retarded. You need something nearby to do while your EV is charging where you can shop or have a bite.

Malls in the US are *slowly* cluing into this. I've been to several malls I didn't even know existed, except my phone said they had a charger. So I stopped & shopped, where I otherwise wouldn't have.

Billionaire bros Bezos, Buffett become bonkers bio brokers: Swap W in AWS for H for healthcare

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Go

Considering the steaming turd pile that is American health "care", he's not got much of an opponent.

We've got doctors & nurses that can't use computers and are proud of it. We've got a system that couldn't tell me which bone was broken, and was wrong when it decided it knew. And we've got doctors that do stuff like feeling my tonsils for the hell of it to turn a consultation into an exam so they can double their bill. I dropped a dime about that last one and now he's being investigated.

I hope Bezos burns it to the ground.

Kremlin social media trolls aren't actually that influential, study finds

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So, quick question

There was a bit going around on how to vote for Hillary via twitter...

Now, you and I know that's an absolute joke, but I ran into a fuckton of people that seriously thought it was legit and thought they had actually voted for Hillary that way. Seriously. I am not kidding. I'm talking waitresses in restaurants, people's parents, non-tech types like sales and repair people... People saying the day/week after the election saying "oh I voted by twitter" and meaning it.

Any idea who started that bit? It was effective, if that was its aim.

Scammers become the scammed: Ransomware payments diverted with Tor proxy trickery

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Re: Twice screwed

For those that lost their term paper or vacation pictures, Confucius says:

"There are those that make backups, and those that have yet to lose irreplaceable data."

"You don't convince family members to take periodic backups. Repeated, tragic data loss convinces family members to take periodic backups. Same as everyone else."

"If it's in an online NAS, it's not a backup."

The Zuck promises to give you more local news – and so save the world

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> precipitous drop in advertising revenue thanks to the dominance of digital companies

No, it's a precipitous drop in advertising revenue thanks to the precipitous drop in quality.

My local paper is so shite I get angry when they throw it on the lawn for free.

They can't even get a story about maintenance on the local decorative water fountain right.

They can't get a story about the airport building a new terminal right.

They can't get a story about the Falcon Heavy right, even when it should have been just a copy&paste from the AP newsfeed.

US Pentagon scrambles after Strava base leaks. Here's a summary of the new rules: 'Secure that s***, Hudson!'

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Blue on blue

This is self-inflicted. The US Army actually issued FitBits to quite a few people. No concern about opsec at all.

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2013/10/22/army-issues-fitbit-bands-in-test-fitness-program.html