* Posts by Gene Cash

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Eclipse Foundation pushes faster, cloudier Jakarta EE

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Red Hat?

Can we please sic Lennart Poettering on it? That'll accomplish two goals: occupy him so he doesn't shit out any more projects like pulseaudio and systemd, and sink Java that much faster.

Petty PETA rapped by judges over monkey selfie copyright stunt

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So I guess next to be fielding a sueball will be Jimmy Wales and Wikipedia, and they'll get extra punitive marks for willing infringement?

Sysadmin unplugged wrong server, ran away, hoped nobody noticed

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Re: The Apollo Fecal Containment System

Legend has it that on the Apollo 8 mission around the Moon, Frank Borman didn't. For six days.

Time to ditch the front door key? Nest's new wireless smart lock is surprisingly convenient

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Re: Lock makers that you can trust?

> home IT system could detect your 'phone as you approached

Yes, I have an Android app that I wrote that tells the Raspberry Pi to open the garage door when I'm 70 meters from home. It also turns off the GPS and cell data on the phone, then turns on wifi. It then closes the door after I ride in, and unlocks the door from the garage to the house.

It uses TLS security that checks that the phone presents a valid certificate.

You have to root the hell out of the phone because Google don't want a regular app controlling the cell data connection and turning the GPS on/off.

It was borne out of the fact that the controller board and limit-switch system of my 25 year old garage door opener died, so I hooked up the Pi and some reed switches, plus the fact it's a pain in the ass to deal with a garage door opener on a motorcycle.

Of course if the power fails, or the phone dies, I have to dig out the key and try to remember where my front door is... (edit: not helped by the fact that my "front" door is almost around the back of the house)

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Convenient... until it's discontinued

So how long before Google decides it's not enough of a profit center and discontinues it, like they did with Revolv and everything else other than search, maps, and Android?

Facebook privacy audit by auditors finds everything is awesome!

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WTF?

PWC is an accounting firm. WTF do they know about privacy practices?

Soyuz later! Russia may exit satellite launch biz

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"Nasa has been the major obstacle to manned spaceflight since the mid-70s"

Yup. Who threw a huge shit-fit at Russian tourist missions to ISS, after promising "tickets to orbit" for 45 years?

NASA!

Musk: I want to retrieve rockets with big Falcon party balloons

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Re: The most interesting use case

They're used by Kerbals in the latest release of KSP too!

SpaceX finally Falcon flings NASA's TESS into orbit

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Re: How about we....

That's pretty much how SpaceX actually works... there's a series of web vids by a NASA bloke assigned to SpaceX to transfer the PICA heatshield tech to them. It's on the NASA YouTube channel.

It was quite the culture shock for him. Whereas NASA would have done months of studies detailing every possible alternative, then months of meetings to decide between the alternatives, SpaceX looks at everything and as soon as they're "51% sure something will work" then Musk holds a meeting of everyone involved, they make a decision, then they run with that.

Imagine that, a top level meeting where decisions are actually made and followed through.

If it doesn't work, they go "whelp... didn't work" and back off and try something else.

The NASA guy was just left standing with his mouth open going "wow"

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Lunar Resonant Orbit

Scott Manley (of Kerbal Space Program lets-play fame) has put up a vid describing the unique orbit TESS is in, and the advantages thereof... He's not quite a boffin, but he's Scottish and therefore quite the engineering type.

Super Cali health inspectors: Tesla blood awoke us

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Re: Why California?

They got a hell of a deal on the plant when GM/Toyota packed up and left.

They only paid $42m for a 5.5m sq-ft building on 370 acres of land.

Elon Musk's latest Tesla Model 3 delivery promise: 6,000... a week

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Musk realizes over-automation was a bad idea

"Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated."

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/984882630947753984

If you guessed China’s heavy lifter failed due to a liquid hydrogen turbo engine fault, well done!

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Re: Translation...

No, the main disadvantage of liquid hydrogen is IT'S HUGE. The tanks become so large, that their weight overcomes "the 40% more oomph"

This is why first stages (Saturn V, Falcon 9, etc) use RP-1 (aka highly refined kerosene)

Torvalds schedules Linux kernel 5.0, then maybe delays 'meaningless' release

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Even and odd releases

Doesn't anyone remember the days when an even-numbered kernel release was a "production" one, and an odd-numbered release was a "development" one?

No? Just me then? Is it time for my dryed frogge pills, nurse?

Congressional group asks FBI boss Wray to explain Apple lawsuit

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Re: Isn't this all rather moot now?

> Consumers shun unsafe products

Right... after all the complaints I hear about Apple products by the people I know that use Apple...

They still use them.

These are the same people that complain about TSA security theatre... and still fly.

Cisco backs test to help classical crypto outlive quantum computers

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"using post-quantum schemes if machines support them, but falling back to traditional certificate checks if not."

So is this another TLS downgrade attack for the 2030s?

'I crashed AOL for 19 hours and messed up global email for a week'

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Re: Dig

"AOL has proven that they have the ability to send a CD or three to every chordate on the planet once a month."

-- Douglas Henke

SpaceX's Falcon 9 poised to fling 350kg planet-sniffing satellite into Earth orbit

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> If I were Musk, I would quite happily stand a Falcon 9 that has returned from space in the Atrium of my Company

The first recovered F9 booster stands outside SpaceX HQ in Hawthorne.

Edit: and the first privately-orbited & recovered Dragon hangs just outside mission control and you can see it on every SpaceX webcast.

Latest F-35 flight tests finish – and US stops accepting new jets

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The REAL news...

"The F-35 makes up a quarter of Lockheed’s total revenue."

So basically LockMart has to fight everything to the death, because it's just that important to their bottom line.

Boeing CEO takes aim at Musk’s Starman-in-a-Tesla stunt

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> the reason Space X was started, to get the ball rolling and fire up the competition

Similarly, Tesla was to get the ball rolling on electric cars and fire up the competition.

Now BMW and Audi are going "we're going to make EVs and kill Tesla, yeah we are!" and I'm sure Musk goes "OH DARN" and laughs all week.

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Re: Probably very close to a zero sum game

> very few not think "hey, let's build and launch a satellite because prices are down!"

No, the thinking is more along the lines of "we really need this satellite... but it's just too expensive" - a lot of the smaller countries say that about space.

There's a lot of stuff out there to launch if it didn't need to be wrapped in pure gold first.

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Re: Russia just announced an embargo on rocket engines...

It's funny... Congress bitches about the embarrassment of launching American national security satellites on Russian engines, but they forget the original agreement was to get a license to produce a copy of the engines in the US and then work on improving them... which Congress then refused to fund.

Fuckers. Incompetent illiterate hillbilly goat fuckers.

So if Russia has indeed embargoed the engines (which I haven't heard) then I will laugh so hard, my liver will probably fall out. One of the very few times I will agree with Putin.

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> footage from the pre-launch computer generated video

Hell, I was there in person, and it STILL looked like CGI... it was so perfectly done.

HTC Vive Pro virtually stripped. OK, we mean actually stripped. (It’s a VR headset, geddit?)

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I'd want one for Kerbal Space Program, but considering I got bit for big bucks buying a SpacePilot 3D joystick and it was useless... I'll wait to see someone else get it working.

It'd be perfect for EVAs. I sure would love to step out of a spacecraft and look up at Jool... and the spacecraft... and Jeb... well maybe not Jeb.

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"inexplicably expensive"

"combined resolution of 2880 x 1600 with a 90 Hz refresh rate... Samsung AMOLED AMS350MU04 panels"

And that doesn't cover the cameras to track the headset's own position and other hardware.

And the fact it's still not commodity hardware.

Doesn't sound so inexplicably expensive to me...

It's April 2018, and we've had to sit on this Windows 10 Spring Creators Update headline for days

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Mark Zuckerberg appearing before US Congress

Could it be Microsoft is rethinking all the telemetry you can't opt out of? Perhaps they don't want to take a similar beating over privacy? Maybe Nadella looks at Zuck and goes "I don't wanna be there"?

European Space Agency squirts a code update at Mars Express orbiter

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Re: Deep space comms

Well actually, Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter is the current "comsat" for Mars. It relays info from all the rovers.

NASA's praying it keeps going, because there's no replacement in the pipeline.

https://spaceflightnow.com/2018/04/09/nasa-is-counting-on-long-lived-mars-orbiter-lasting-another-decade/

Snubbed R Us: Microsoft eschews Vulture Consultants in Playmobil tech research

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And the robot at the end is an existing toy called Robosapien

JPEG XS pre-standard implementations emerging

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And how will Fraunhofer Institute not be dicks like they were with MPEG?

UK 'wife'-carrying champion named

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I volunteer to be Prince Harry's stand-in!

Brain monitor had remote code execution and DoS flaw

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"if Natus users have done their patching"

Hospitals? Doing proactive security and keeping their e-devices up-to-date?

Not bloody likely. I'd expect Trump to turn into a nice person first.

Why a merged Apple OS is one mash-up too far

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Linux pulled it off

I run Linux on my servers, as my desktop OS, and on my phone.

Apple & Microsoft do need to catch up.

And how many people use FVWM as their window manager of choice... hands up!

I said... hands up! C'mon gotta be SOMEBODY out there...

Linux 4.16 arrives, keeps melting Meltdown, preps to axe eight CPUs

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Re: amdgpu regressions?

> bug-reporting process through Ubuntu

Really? Debian just asks you to run "reportbug" with the argument of the failing package name.

They got in touch and helped me properly report a regression in the nvidia drivers to nvidia.

I did do some Googling about an ALSA sound issue recently. I discovered the Ubuntu forums are pretty elitist and entitled, at least about sound issues. I thought that sort of thing had gone away. The responses were angry "figure out your own hardware" replies, "read the FAQ", or "use pulseaudio you idiot!"

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Re: "the absence of an MMU was a PITA..."

> multi-user CP/M box

I worked on an S-100 box running MP/M 8-16, which was not only multi-user CP/M, but utilized a board with an 8088 and a Z-80 on it, to run 8 & 16 bit code.

That was fun. What was not fun was pouring ultra-fine cat litter out of the box every 3 months, because that's what we manufactured.

What was also fun was writing DBase code with a Bengal tiger at my feet, who was a retired circus animal we used for our Mighty Cat brand at trade shows. When you pet a tiger, the fur is so deep your hand goes in halfway to your elbow.

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Re: And so fairwell blackfin, cris, frv, m32r, metag, mn10300, score, and tile.

> write-only frame buffer of the F22 Cockpit display subsystem

And the funny part is I hear that runs on nvidia hardware... seriously

For some reason, you lot love 'em. So here are the many ThinkPads of 2018

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Re: Unicomp

NICE. Thanks, fellow commentards!

Now I have to decide between the US$60 USB one, and the US$80 Bluetooth one... or both...

Cloudflare touts privacy-friendly 1.1.1.1 public DNS service. Hmm, let's take a closer look at that

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My ISP hijacks every so many DNS queries to redirect my browser to ads. It also hijacks EVERY unresolved query, which broke SAMBA scripts that relied on stuff not resolving to redirect to WINS.

I complained to the FTC and got a call by some self-important asshole at my ISP that declared "well everyone does it so it's ok!!" to which I pulled out the old "and if everyone jumps off a roof" chestnut.

He argued with me over an hour to try to get me to retract my complaint. I told him when it becomes possible to not have to use Google for DNS, I'll retract my complaint.

He was a complete twat that was very upset that I wouldn't sit still and be monetized, and I that I had the GALL to complain about it.

So 1.1.1.1 respects my privacy enough for me.

It's also nice to have a government regulator with enough teeth to make someone jump like that. They're no ASA.

Block blocked: Google to banish cryptominers from Chrome Web Store

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"fun bucks"

That ought to be El Reg's new euphemism for cryptocurrencies.

SpaceX has a good day: Successful launch and FCC satellite approval

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CNN clickbait

> Nose cone 'impacted water at high speed'

> SpaceX aced its launch, but the $6 million nose cone crashed, Elon Musk says

So Fox News is the Daily Mail equivalent, but CNN is getting worse. Neither of them have any journalists.

That's the garbage we have to put up with over here in America. I have to go to El Reg or the BBC to get any actual news.

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"the end of the road for Falcon 9"

Well, actually it's the end of the road for Falcon 9 Block 4...

Brit Lords start peer-to-peer wrangling over regulating the internet

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> In practice almost everyone votes for the -R or -D after the name

This is even driven by law in states such as Florida, where if you register as (for example) Democrat, then you can only vote for Democrat candidates.

I personally don't see how this is legal, but this place is a steaming shithole anyway.

Creaking protocols are threat to EU's telecom infrastructure security

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Built in but not turned on

Does current protocol have a provision to authenticate the tower that's not turned on so spooks can use stingrays? Or am I mis-remembering?

Try our new driverless car software says Nvidia, as it suspends driverless car trials

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Re: "Ultimately..."

Unfortunately "safer than [the average] human driver" is a VERY VERY low bar, at least around here.

I went 4 blocks for lunch today, and had 3 people endanger my life.

Tesla crash investigation causes dip in 'leccycar firm's share price

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> NTSB has no powers to order a general recall

No, but the NHTSA (National Highway Traffic Safety Administration) most certainly will listen to them as a reason for a recall.

Huawei consumer biz pres: Are we in talks with Trump? Nope

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> "Why do so many american consumers just accept this?"

Most hop on Amazon, buy their phone, and are done with it. Best Buy, Sears, etc are irrelevant these days.

Internet of insecure Things: Software still riddled with security holes

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It's like Facebook & backups. Nobody gives a shit until someone gets severely and publicly burned.

Did the FBI engineer its iPhone encryption court showdown with Apple to force a precedent? Yes and no, say DoJ auditors

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This is journalism

Excellent reporting and explanation! Cheers!

Red Hat is in the pink: Cracks $3bn revenue run rate as subs take off

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"When will Redhat actually make money?"

Ah, I remember the jokes about "The Redhat CEO found a nickle on the sidewalk! Can he log that as company income?"

They were the first to realize you can make money in services instead of sales.

FCC boss to block 'national security risk' companies (cough, Huawei, ZTE) from US's $8.5bn broadband pot

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"like the NSA used to bug kit"

What's this "used to" shit, compadre? Does anybody seriously think they stopped?

You'll like this: Facebook probed by US watchdog amid privacy storm

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Re: Nothing will come of it.

Not usually. The FTC has real teeth and uses them. That's why the stock dropped.