* Posts by Gene Cash

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Voyager 1 left the planet 41 years ago – and SpaceX hopes to land on Earth this Saturday

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My oldest application still running and in use

Do my apps for my Palm, written in 2002 and ported to my Android phone, count? This means I have continuous electronic banking records since 1998.

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ITAR

SpaceX is an "infamously tight-lipped company" because the US Gov't will give them an ass whipping over ITAR if they release any actual information.

Indeed, there are European space companies making a living with products that are specifically not American-sourced and thus don't have to deal with ITAR.

It's sad because I have fascinating space books from the '50s-'80s that have far more detail than anyone would show today.

And we wonder why no one is excited about space today, when all you can talk about is boring stuff.

Canny Brits are nuking the phone bundle

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Would love to see the US version

I am PAYG since that's the only deal that offers only 100 voice minutes a month, but a ton of data, since I don't make calls, and is just $30/mo, which is less that 1/6th of my Verizon bill. Yes, I was paying $190/mo WITH a corporate discount!

A couple months ago my T-Mobile SIM was so old, I needed to get a new one. The guy's eyes popped out of his head when he saw how long I'd been PAYG with them. He even said "thanks for the loyalty"

Huawei Mate 20 Lite: A business mobe aimed at millennials? Er, OK then

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Re: castrated

> I can count the number of times I've recorded video on my current phone on zero fingers

I can count the number of times I've made a phone call on my current phone on zero fingers.

> Which is why sales of GoPros have fallen off a cliff?

That's probably more to do with the fact that the current GoPros, and especially the associated app you need to use them, are shite. Expensive shite.

Thousands of misconfigured 3D printers on interwebz run risk of sabotage

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Set 'em on fire

Some of these cheap Chinese printers have the firmware's thermal protection disabled (Anet A8 for instance) so they have a distressing tendency to set themselves on fire.

The next revision of the firmware makes it almost impossible to disable the thermal protection.

Microsoft gives Windows 10 a name, throws folks a bone

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LibreOffice - printing?

Being able to print LibreOffice documents in Linux would be nice, instead of having to fire up Windows in VirtualBox.

I have a Postscript printer, and still it chokes.

Anon man suing Google wants crim conviction to be forgotten

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Re: Right to be forgotten

> Google continually filters Search

Yup. And right there is where they end up on the short end of the stick. Whole hog or none.

Trainer regrets giving straight answer to staffer's odd question

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Re: Laptops cheap, good, qualified, trained and competent workers not.

I'll come work for you, mate! And I'll take 20% off what I'm being paid now!

Or at least I'll buy you a cold one if you're ever on this side of the pond.

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Re: you call that Loud :)

Ha. Mainframe line printers have a self-test where you press the button, it thinks for a bit, the fires ALL the hammers.

"Hey, Lyle, this printer's got a fault... take a look here..."

Lyle sticks his head in the printer... KABANG!!

Now snickering tech gets the everloving daylights punched out of him. You could lose hearing that way.

Fruit flies use the power of the sun to help them fly in straight lines

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Re: Flying Round in Circles

Why would they fly in a straight line? If they don't, it's some kind of arc, which will probably lead to a circle.

Flying in a straight line is rather difficult.

And it's not going to be a circle either, the flight path will probably end up resembling a bowl-of-spagetti sort of path.

New Horizons eyeballs Kuiper Belt object Ultima Thule, its next flyby goal

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Re: "Artist's impression of New Horizons flying towards Ultima Thule"

No kidding. It looks like the artist was not much older than 8 years old with his first copy of Photoshop...

HTC U12 Life: Notchless, reasonably priced and proper buttons? Oh joy

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* Larger screen

* Larger battery

* 3.5mm jack

* SD card

* No notch

* No edge squeeze crap

* Buttons are real mechanical switches

Damn. Sounds like they went right down my shopping list. They might get my business away from Motorola if my Nexus 6P finally dies.

So how invasive is the "HTC Sense skin"? Is it just the launcher? I install Apex Launcher anyway...

Judge bars distribution of 3D gun files... er, five years after they were slapped onto the web

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Re: Autoresponder?

You mean something like Ye Olde BBS or FIDONET system?

Uni credential-swiping hack campaign linked to Iranian government

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Cobalt Dickens?

Really? That just makes me wonder if these people are serious, or just taking the piss. It lowers their credibility and makes them seem like goofy military fanbois.

Just how rigged is America's broadband world? A deep dive into one US city reveals all

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Finally!

I hope they do more of these to get people's attention.

Intel rips up microcode security fix license that banned benchmarking

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Open source works

Debian kicked up a fuss, and Intel fixed the license. That's good news for a change.

> "You can't expect every lawyer to understand CPUs,"

No, but I'd sure as hell expect one working for Intel to understand CPUs, no different than I'd expect a lawyer working for Oracle to understand databases. It's a pretty basic requirement to understand your particular business.

Edit: they don't have to be an expert, but "duur, whut's a see pee yew?" isn't acceptable at the hourly rate these guys probably pull.

IBM slaps patent on coffee-delivering drones that can read your MIND

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Re: So, Wally works for IBM?

> http://dilbert.com/strip/2017-03-25

Can we submit that as "prior art"?

Facebook pulls 'snoopy' Onavo VPN from Apple's App Store after falling foul of rules

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You wouldn't believe how pissy people get when they send me a FB link and I ask "what's the non-fb link?"

There's a lot of businesses too lazy to set up a real website instead of a FB page, which at least shows they're too amateur to get my money. That's a useful indicator, at least.

Don't mean to alarm you – but NASA is about to pummel the planet with huge frikkin' space laser

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ESA’s Aeolus gets there first

You mention NASA, but you leave out ESA’s Aeolus with it's own big wind-measuring IR laser?

It's the same bus design as Mars Express, too.

It's designed to measure winds, but the launch was delayed by a day because of uncertain winds. Nice.

Ex-UK comms minister's constituents plagued by wonky broadband over ... wireless radio link?

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> "We're sorry to hear about the issues with broadband in Fernham, and we'd like to reassure residents that we’re doing all we can to resolve the matter."

"But how can you say that, when it's obvious you're not...?"

It may be poor man's Photoshop, but GIMP casts a Long Shadow with latest update

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Re: Forget the geeky stuff, sort out the user experience.

> yes, space bar is there, but who reads the (...) manual

I think spacebar is pause on just about every video playing software I've seen, including YouTube.

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Re: Forget the geeky stuff, sort out the user experience.

> I second the comment about the name

Then there's the idiots running Dia, which is a knockoff of Microsoft Visio. Just try googling for information on that...

Brit Railcard buyers face lengthy, unexplained delays. Sound familiar?

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Americans have to envy you...

We don't even HAVE passenger rail, except for a tiny part around Washington DC.

Fix for July's Spectre-like bug is breaking some supers

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RDMA?

EXPN?

How's that encryption coming, buddy? DNS requests routinely spied on, boffins claim

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Re: whatismydnsresolver.com

> Because someone is stealing most of the packets you sent...Duh

traceroute to whatismydnsresolver.com (139.59.216.17), 30 hops max, 60 byte packets

1 firewall.lan (192.168.1.1) 0.500 ms 0.408 ms 0.397 ms

2 10.106.80.1 (10.106.80.1) 8.364 ms 13.526 ms 14.292 ms

3 ten-0-5-1-6.orld14-ser1.bhn.net (72.31.216.182) 14.278 ms 14.848 ms 14.835 ms

4 ten0-11-0-4.orld71-car1.bhn.net (97.69.193.188) 17.721 ms 17.911 ms 17.893 ms

5 72-31-220-226.res.bhn.net (72.31.220.226) 15.676 ms 16.401 ms 16.388 ms

6 bu-ether44.tustca4200w-bcr00.tbone.rr.com (66.109.6.128) 16.581 ms 16.010 ms 20.713 ms

7 0.ae1.pr0.mia00.tbone.rr.com (66.109.1.87) 24.625 ms 20.405 ms 19.757 ms

8 ix-ae-23-0.tcore1.mln-miami.as6453.net (63.243.152.105) 25.569 ms 25.283 ms 24.998 ms

9 if-ae-1-2.tcore2.mln-miami.as6453.net (63.243.152.62) 250.751 ms 251.369 ms 249.845 ms

10 if-ae-3-2.tcore2.dt8-dallas.as6453.net (66.110.72.6) 251.330 ms 250.886 ms 251.073 ms

11 if-ae-34-2.tcore1.lvw-los-angeles.as6453.net (66.110.57.21) 249.765 ms 249.741 ms 250.536 ms

12 if-ae-2-2.tcore2.lvw-los-angeles.as6453.net (66.110.59.2) 252.348 ms 251.887 ms 250.691 ms

13 if-ae-7-2.tcore2.svw-singapore.as6453.net (180.87.15.25) 246.532 ms if-ae-7-2.tcore2.svw-singapore.as6453.net (64.86.252.39) 247.869 ms if-ae-7-2.tcore2.svw-singapore.as6453.net (64.86.252.37) 247.178 ms

14 if-ae-2-2.tcore1.svw-singapore.as6453.net (180.87.12.1) 245.922 ms 247.742 ms 246.338 ms

15 if-ae-11-2.thar1.svq-singapore.as6453.net (180.87.98.37) 247.035 ms 247.249 ms 246.797 ms

16 120.29.214.50 (120.29.214.50) 247.502 ms 249.688 ms 250.440 ms

17 * * *

Nice.

Facebook flat-out 'lies' about how many people can see its ads – lawsuit

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Re: This is another easy win for Facebook

Chicago's used to that sort of thing... there used to be more election votes cast than there was people in Chicago.

Boss regrets pointing finger at chilled out techie who finished upgrade early

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Re: "Can you turn it back on. Please?"

> that was an exercise in screaming into the abyss

I would have used the resultant "crash" when the script was turned off as leverage on the mainframe guys and the 6 useless managers. Maybe use it to get the attention of whatever SVP was over them.

"Nope, my script isn't approved... the mainframe folks need to get their shit together"

Don't you just love Windows 10 refreshes, yells Lenovo

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Re: Seriously ......

Eh, you could definitely say the exact same for HP, and they're still coasting along.

These big companies take a LONG time to finally crash. Look at Sears & IBM.

Distro inferno: Debian's still rocking at 25

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I was a Red Hat guy (I even have a Red Hat red fedora available with RH 1.0 or so) and I remember Debian saved me from "RPM hell" as apt had the ability to automatically determine dependencies and download prerequisites. I switched and I'm still running it today.

Here's a fab idea: Get crypto libs to warn devs when they screw up

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Re: OK. Own up. How many coders...

> Stackoverflow

Ugh. when I was trying to do SSL client auth, I saw dozens of "it won't take my SSL certificate" answered by "here's how to accept **ANY** certificate" followed by "thanks, I put that into production"

I'd hope this API would simply segfault when asked to do something that retarded.

Dropbox plans to drop encrypted Linux filesystems in November

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Re: Another case that proves RMS is right

I think RMS could add an addendum:

Don't depend on a Google service being around next year, unless it's search. And maybe maps.

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FAIL

Er wait...

So they're encrypting their filesystems to keep them secure, then handing them over to Google in the cloud? What?

Isn't that like putting my spare key around the corner instead of under the doormat, then putting a sign up saying "key is here"?

Clap, damn you, clap! Samsung's Bixby 2.0 AI reveal is met with apathy

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> If I bought a new Samsung

Well, the solution is actually a lot simpler: don't buy a Samsung. There are Android phones out there that are better.

Revealed: El Reg blew lid off Meltdown CPU bug before Intel told US govt – and how bitter tech rivals teamed up

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> What a pity that nobody in this outbreak of cooperation thought to tell the BSD devs.

Didn't they talk to the BSD folks initially, who tried to start a bunch of drama, so they got shut out?

Time to party like it's 2005! Palm is coming BAAAA-ACK

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Palm were crap, but they were all we had

I had a ton of them, starting with the III, and ending with the Tungsten T|X. I had over a dozen. I had several Zires and Tungstens and they died quite often and Palm sent me replacements.

First off, they had resistive touchscreens that required frequent calibration. I remember the surprise when I got my first smartphone and the capacitive screen never needed a calibration. You went through a process of "touch here. and here. and here."

Second off, the touchscreens had a mildly stretchy material, so if you did the same motions over and over again (such as playing solitaire) it destroyed the calibration. You ended up having to touch calibration points that it considered off screen, so the calibration process failed.

The black & white screens were awesome, as you could read them in the brightest sunlight. In fact, the brighter the light, the better the contrast.

The color screens were SHIT. They washed out in anything brighter than candlelight and made it useless outside or in a bright grocery store.

I did write a bunch of apps however, including a financial app that I ported to Android along with the data, meaning I have electronic checkbook records going back unbroken to 1993. That's nice.

I consider my Android phone my always-connected PDA, as I sure as hell don't make or answer calls on it.

Wondering what to do with that $2,300 burning a hole in your pocket?

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Hype

Over-hyping things is what killed No Man's Sky, which is actually a pretty good game, just not what was it was hyped up to be.

This isn't even a pretty good VR headset though. And the hype is making smart people run far away and write articles like these.

Make Sammy Great Again: Surprise – Samsung chucks cash at manufacturing

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Re: Flagship just too expensive

Per the article:

"the spiralling cost of the flagships only makes consumers think twice about upgrading"

So... yeah.

Personally, I stay away from Samsung not because of price, but because they've got to piss in Android and give it a good stir first, with TouchWiz. It's right in the name.

I have enough useless non-removable crap from Google. I don't need duplicates of it from Samsung.

Facebook insists it has 'no plans' to exploit your personal banking info for ads – just as we have 'no plans' to trust it

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Clickbait on the WSJ?

I can't believe it! They're not quite to the level of The Sun, but they're getting there.

Oracle's JEDI mine trick: IT giant sticks a bomb under Pentagon's $10bn single-vendor cloud plan

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Thanks. I wasn't quite sure I got the joke.

Almost 1 in 3 Brits think they lack computer skills to do their jobs well

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Re: Just wait until all the old people die off

> Surely the figure will increase

I don't think it's age/ability... I think this reflects people that just can't afford broadband. I don't know about you guys, but it's a chunk 'o change on this side of the pond, usually about $50+ a month even for SuperShittySpeed.

11% sounds about right for "na, mate, can't afford it"

Greybeard greebos do runner from care home to attend world's largest heavy metal fest Wacken

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> Perhaps the home should have booked a minibus trip for its residents.

Usually rest homes are complete dicks about this sort of thing. Nurse Ratchet won't hear of that foolishness.

The age of hard drives is over as Samsung cranks out consumer QLC SSDs

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Re: Until the price...

> Still cheaper than large SSDs

Sure, but the SSDs are such a metric assload faster, and so noticeably improved the response of my PC, I coughed up the extra dosh. The performance was worth the price.

At least Samsung isn't doing a Kodak and ignoring SSDs, hoping they'll go away.

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Re: Ah, but

Haha, my first was 40mb, the size of my current desktop case, and cost $5K. It was a Fujitsu Pragmatic PD40M.

Pleasant programming playground paves popular Python path

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Lambda is used (at least by me) for tiny little anonymous one-line snippets, used only in one place, usually as an argument to a function, so they don't need to be a full function by themselves.

For example, if you wanted to sort a list of lists by the 2nd item in each sublist, you'd do "output.sort(key=lambda x: x[1])" which is a perfect use of lambda.

Sur-Pies! Google shocks world with sudden Android 9 Pixel push

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WTF?

"the ability to swipe up to see an overview of the device."

WTF does this mean? What is "an overview of the device"??

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Re: Survey...

Ugh. Google Navigation has already tried to kill me by INSISTING on taking I-4, which is the pretty deadly local interstate.

I specifically selected a route avoiding it and set off... only to have it go "faster route detected" and switch back. Several times.

I had to pull over and turn off cell data to stop it.

Cracking the passwords of some WPA2 Wi-Fi networks just got easier

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Re: Nice Model M KB in piccie

Nope. Not a Model M.

My Model M doesn't have the two recesses in the very bottom, and it has a ledge above the function keys (toward the camera)

I have 12 in the bin over here, so I think that makes me the local expert. And NO, I'm NOT sharing.

Basic bigot bait: Build big black broad bots – non-white, female 'droids get all the abuse

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Re: African American

That's the PC term used because in America you can't call someone Negro or Black.

New Zealand school on naughty step after ransomware failure

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On the good side...

The students have learned to make offsite backups!

Build your own NASA space rover: Here are the DIY JPL blueprints

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Kudos to El Reg

Absolutely no one else put out this story, including the near-dozen space sites I read daily.

I'll buy y'all a pint in person if you're ever near Orlando.