* Posts by Gene Cash

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At 900k lines of code, ONOS is getting heavy. Can it go on a diet?

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So essentially they need a Linus Torvalds, that swears a lot and throws out crap commits...

Are you sure your disc drive has stopped rotating, or are you just ignoring the messages?

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Waiting for /u/bananafacts now...

Forget Finding Nemo: This AI can identify a single zebrafish out of a 100-strong shoal

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Re: A cool

I'm sure Gav & Dan are already on it... for various values of "on it"

Oh, SSH, IT please see this: Malicious servers can fsck with your PC's files during scp slurps

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Re: Is SCP still a thing?

... except where you don't have sftp/rsync (e.g. work) because they're ignorant barbarians.

It's raining, then? Hallelujah. Big Blue super 'puter sharpens forecasts

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Observations

So here in Orlando, we have I-4, which is a major road cutting from Tampa in the SW, to Daytona in the NE. It's one of the reasons Disney is here, as a matter of fact.

I ride a motorbike and we get lots of liquid sunshine in the summer, so I have a keen interest in the precipitation and have bought apps such as PYKL3 that even show the radar from the local international airport in addition to the usual Nat'l Weather Svc stuff.

Anyway... a lot of time the rains come from the west, hit "the I-4 corridor" and evaporate. You can see where the roadway is the hard edge of the rainstorm.

Makes me wonder if these models account for anything like that.

SpaceX sends Iridium-8 into space while Musk flaunts his retro rocket

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Shoot... there's the amusement of being in Orlando and watching people absolutely lose their shit when they see a launch. Or hear the double booms from the Shuttle landing.

Just for EU, just for EU, just for EU: Forget about enforcing Right To Be Forgotten outside member states

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Re: Delisting domain names?

No, he's talking about delisting on all of Google's domain names... e.g. www.google.co.uk

Windows 10 Insiders sent on quest deep into Registry to fetch goblet of Reserved Storage

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Registry key?

I use elregedit all the time!

The D in SystemD stands for Dammmit... Security holes found in much-adored Linux toolkit

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Unfortunately, I think it's now too embedded in RedHat... but if I ever end up in an elevator alone with him... he might get beaten like a red-headed stepchild a stern talking-to

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Re: Devuan user here

Literally just converted to Devuan from Debian Testing. I'd been putting it off for months until this article kicked me in the shins.

It took longer to do the full backup than the actual conversion process.

IBM insists it's not deliberately axing older staff. Internal secret docs state otherwise...

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Re: Just to play devil's advocate here

> rational businesses

Now THERE'S a unicorn I haven't seen in a long, long time!

Typical! You wait ages for a fast radio burst from outer space, and suddenly 13 show up

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Re: Numbers don't add up

The 142 GB/s is quoted as the transfer rate from the front-end to the back-end. I assume the back-end does even more processing to reduce the rate.

Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free

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Shutdown

I think if the FAA said "whups, too dangerous to fly airlines now!" and shut air travel down, the outcry would have the government back up in a day.

The American public is not being much inconvenienced by the shutdown, and it *needs* to be...

Fake news? More like ache news. Grandma, grampa 'more likely' to share made-up articles during US election

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Don't believe ANY of it

"Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them. In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know."

— Michael Crichton

US trade watchdog, mobe makers queue to smack Qualcomm as antitrust trilogy opens

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Re: Patently ridiculous?

Sure, but then Qualcomm gets its IP into public standards, then refuses to let people use the bits that make it actually work without paying through the nose.

Huawei's 5G security scrutiny pain could be Cisco's gain – analysts

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News at 11?

Isn't this rather a non-story? "Company benefits from bad things happening to major competitor"?

LA Times knocked out, HackerOne slips up and – amazingly – router security still sucks

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Tribune Company

Like The Sun, but less journalism.

I had to recently take legal action to stop them from throwing their trash in my yard.

I'm just not sure the computer works here – the energy is all wrong

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Re: No interference?

> If you have some time, take a few of those imported gems apart. You will have nightmares.

Check out Big Clive on YouTube. He specializes in disassembling such stuff and pointing out the nightmares with great understated humor. He's a Manx-man with a very large beard.

https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom

Florida man stumbles on biggest prime number after working plucky i5 CPU for 12 days straight

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Ocala

Interesting. That's the podunk hellhole I was born & raised in. I'm surprised they can do math.

Oregon can't stop people from calling themselves engineers, judge rules in Traffic-Light-Math-Gate

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Re: Incredible

Don't forget this is also one of 2 states to restrict you from pumping your own gas (until very recently) on the basis you couldn't be trusted to not set everything on fire.

Nobody in China wants Apple's eye-wateringly priced iPhones, sighs CEO Tim Cook

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Re: Surprising people still buy iPhones at all

> Unless somebody is locked into the Apple ecosystem

There's yer magic words.

I had to help a friend over Xmas, transferring from an old iPad (pro?) because Apple charges nearly $400 US to fix the dead battery, so he bought a new one instead. And the new one only does USB-C so I had to dig up an A-C cable for him so he could something-something itunes and transfer data.

His family can't use laptops... oh no, they've **got** to have iPads. Oh well, his money, not mine.

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Re: Its worse than he is making out.

> And yet China is still Apple's third largest market after the US and Europe

Sure, but those numbers are probably a year old... I think it's only in the past 6 months or less that China's said no to Apple.

Open-source devs: Wget off your bloated festive behinds and patch this user cred-blabbing bug

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Re: From where

... if xman wasn't such a POS:

$ xman wget

This argument is unknown to Xman: wget

Seriously?

New Horizons probe reveals Ultima Thule is huge, spinning... chicken drumstick?

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"some four billion miles from the Sun"

So almost as far from the FTTP cabinet as I am...

DXC hit with sueball over layoff steamroller's share price dip

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Re: Hot Dog Turds?

> I suggest El Reg substitute "steaming" for "hot" in contexts that shouldn't invoke food imagery.

Or El Reg needs to stop going to American mall food courts...

Crystal ball gazers declare that Windows 10 has finally overtaken Windows 7

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Updates

Meh. I run Firefox 43, as they removed important stuff in 44. I run Pale Moon 27.6, as the removed the same important stuff. So I'll run Windows 7, as they broke important stuff in 10.

No need to be bleeding edge any more.

It's 2019, the year Blade Runner takes place: I can has flying cars?

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Re: Electric sheep

> 2) declutter

I got tired of my 2ft ball-'o-USB-cables, and finally sorted them into ziplock bags, labeled by connector types.

During Christmas dinner, it saved a friend who'd bought an Apple product that wouldn't speak to the USB-C port on his lowly non-Apple laptop. I had the appropriate A-C cable. He was impressed I was able to lay hands on it instantly.

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Re: Where we are vs. Sci Fi predictions

> If it were not for LBJ and 'The Great Society'

Sigh. Actually, LBJ was in great favor of the space program and did a lot to keep Apollo going after Kennedy was killed. He was fucked (along with the rest of the country) by the Vietnam war though, which was a money sink for everything.

Don't forget that Apollo 13 was not televised until after the accident because "people were already bored of it" * after 2 Moon flights.

* Not sure who/how that was determined.

Millennium Buggery: When things that shouldn't be shut down, shut down

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> schedule a reboot for five minutes' time before entering the command

Heh. I remember doing that to a remote Linux box (0.99pl13 should date it nicely) and just sweating bullets that it did as I asked.

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Re: God Bless written instructions

Unless it's just "please do the needfullll!"

In which case "can you clarify?"

Bored IT manager automates Millennium Eve checks to ditch snoozing for boozing

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You're not a sysadmin...

... if you haven't automated ALL THE THINGS as much as possible. That's what a computer's for, after all.

GDPR: Four letters that put fear into firms' hearts in 2018

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Re: Oh No It Isn't...

What needs to be retired is "if you have nothing to hide..." and "think of the children..."

Staff sacked after security sees 'suspect surfer' script of shame

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Re: The mistake was to use them for blackmailing intead of simply blocking the domains

> Here employees remote monitoring is explicitly forbidden

I don't see how you can forbid monitoring of company resources. Using the company's bandwidth to surf porn is not very different from using the expensive Haas CNC to machine something pornographic/offensive. Reading the access logs is no different from walking over to see what your employee is working on.

Could you speak up a bit? I didn't catch your password

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Re: Craig has nothing on you, Dabs

I knew a techie like that... we called 'im "double oh shit"

An upset tummy and a sphincter-loosening blackout: Lunar spaceflight is all glamour

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Re: Lunch from both ends?

No. There isn't any military strength stuff... they just had basic over-the-counter Dramamine. Even after all the Shuttle research, there isn't really good anti-nausea medication that works on most people.

I did hear that Borman held his logs in the whole flight, as he really didn't want to use the onboard toilet "facilities" - if you've ever met Frank Borman, you'd see he's a guy that could say "I'm not going to shit for 5 days" and mean it.

Space sickness (aka space adaptation syndrome) was not really understood as a major problem until the Shuttle.

The astronauts (and fighter pilots) consider medics to be the enemy, since they have the power to instantly ground them, so there's an institutional prejudice against talking to doctors. Being astronauts, they hid being sick really well. Just how well was not appreciated for decades.

Rusty Schweickart was the first astronaut to openly mention space sickness during his stand-up EVA on Apollo 9 and it seriously harmed his career. It was seen as "how come he's the only one getting sick? whatta pussy!" when it was actually a case of "he's the only one to open his mouth"

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Re: It doesn't have to be a quote from your religion to have power and meaning

And then there was Bell's first telephone message: "Get yer ass over here, Watson... I've spilt battery acid all over myself!"

I may be misremembering it... had a wee dram of the eggnog so far.

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Re: That Genesis reading

> Was there any contemporary backlash because of the Genesis reading

No. The lawsuit was mostly second or third page of the paper material.

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Re: That Genesis reading

I'm an atheist too... mainly because all the christians here in the US "bible belt" that I grew up with are serious intolerant assholes.

All the Southern Baptists are lacking are suicide vests. Not nice people at all.

Silicon Valley CEO thrown in the cooler for three years, ordered to pay back $1.5m for bullsh*tting investors

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This is how you make regulatory action stick

You slap the head bloke in the cooler and fine him personally, not some shell company that'll fold and disappear.

They need to do that for people ignoring "do not call" lists and putting out bullshit ads.

50 years ago: NASA blasts off the first humans to experience a lunar close encounter

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Re: Uhhh, huh??

> With STS, the plan was to detach the shuttle from the fuel tank during launch, and theoretically allow it to glide back to the launch site. This was not flight tested.

Only after the solids burned out. While they were lit, there was no abort scenario, and turning off a solid rocket is a violent procedure itself, so that's not possible.

Also, RTLS was an option, but there was about realistically only 30% chance you wouldn't get Shuttle confetti back. It was right at the limits for everything and had to go perfectly for things to stay in one piece.

> One of those (13) was a mission failure and almost lost the crew. That is a 9% failure rate. STS had 135 flights. Two of those were failures. That is a 1.5% failure rate

Or another way to look at it. Apollo killed 3 crew. Shuttle killed 14.

Now personally I would fly Shuttle, Soyuz, Apollo, or any damn thing, so I can't throw stones.

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I think he might be conflating that with the J-2 issues on Apollo 6, which did bend the hell out of the spacecraft, IIRC. One engine started pogo, and the computer tried to shut it down, except the wiring was screwed, so it shut down the wrong engine.

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One of the near-misses that would have killed a LOT of people, is if Apollo 13 happened on the pad.

Not only would the explosion have damaged lots of things, but a Service Module fire had the possibility of igniting the Launch Escape rocket above it, and that would have been a Bad Day At The Pad.

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Re: Remeber those heady days of the Apollo missions well

> Me too. Sad that in less than 60 years the US has gone gone from

Used to have a t-shirt saying "We went from landing on the Moon to "This bag is not a toy!" in 40 years"

It got a LOT of side-eye looks and disparaging comments, but no-one could argue it wasn't true.

EU politely asks if China could stop snaffling IP as precondition for doing business

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Biggest market

This is what happens when a country is the biggest market in the world... they get to set terms and conditions for accessing that market.

If you don't like them, then just don't do business in China.

Introducing 'Happy Quit', where Chinese smokers are text-spammed into nicotine abstinence

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I can see this...

Eh, having been friends/relatives with over a dozen heavy smokers over the decades, it seems that positive social support of any kind at all is a big help when trying to quit.

I don't smoke myself, so I don't know personally, but quitting seems to be extremely difficult.

American bloke hauls US govt into court after border cops 'cuffed him, demanded he unlock his phone at airport'

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"Citizen or alien, agents can rifle through your stuff if you're within 100 miles of the border, and without a warrant"

They say they can, but it's simply that nobody has actually contested it.

And "within 100 miles of the border" is a huge chunk of the population, too. For example, since they consider the coastline to be a border, that's almost 100% of Florida and 90% of the population of New York and California.

"asked if he was under arrest, and if he needed a lawyer [...] was told no" is what I've always been told means you're free to go in so many words. That's the legal question you're advised to ask the police or whoever is holding you, and it's very important. That's going to go a long way towards illegal detention there.

Scrubtastic end to 2018 as SpaceX, Blue Origin, Arianespace all opt for another day on Earth

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No pressure

US Vice President Mike Pence and Secretary of the Air Force Heather Wilson were there to watch the GPS-III launch.

Good to see SpaceX doesn't have "go fever" like NASA.

The Palm Palm: The Derringer of smartphones

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Re: "useless coin pocket" ?

I cut that thing out of all my pants because I was tired of getting my phone/keys/wallet/etc hooked in it, and have to struggle to not drop it on the floor.

Anything I DID put in it invariably dumped out the next time I sat down, so it was worse than useless.

Pork pulled: Plug jerked out of beacon of bacon delight

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Re: Technology

Whelp, I'm off to buy a laminating machine and some bacon. Christmas, ya know...

Icon because it's cold out there!

Oh Deer! Poacher sentenced to 12 months of regular Bambi screenings in the cooler

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Shoot 'em all

Every forest rat deer shot is one less that would suicide by running in front of my car or motorcycle and try to kill me.

I say good riddance.