* Posts by Gene Cash

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Spacecraft with graphene sails powered by starlight and lasers

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The Kzinti lesson: "a reaction drive's efficiency as a weapon is in direct proportion to its efficiency as a drive."

Twitter sticks a beak in, Clippy-style: Are you sure you want to set your account alight with that flame?

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You can certainly edit a tweet

It consists of deleting it and doing another. Just like a punch-card back in the day.

The iMac at 22: How the computer 'too odd to succeed' changed everything ... for Apple, at least

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Remember when *everything* was translucent "Bondi Blue"?

This sparked a really derivative fashion craze of slapping a semi-transparent faintly blue-tinged case on everything. I think it lasted about 9 or 10 months.

I remember a nasty cheap USB hub or something, where the guts that were now on display were so shoddy that it persuaded me to *not* buy it. Great big gobs of mastic, capacitors at all sorts of weird angles, a transformer that looked only half soldered in, and other things not fit to see daylight.

China successfully launches its biggest-ever space truck to fire up its space station ambitions

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Nope... they also snatched several dozen full V-2s, and quite a few railroadcarsfulls of engines, pumps, etc.

The US spent a while modifying V-2s and launching them to see what happened before we ran out and actually had to produce home-grown versions.

Besides when you steal the scientists that produced it, what are you stealing besides the actual technology?

Square peg of modem won't fit into round hole of PC? I saw to it, bloke tells horrified mate

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"With a Dremel tool and a cutoff wheel, EVERYTHING takes a flat-bladed screwdriver!"

Intel is offering more 14nm Skylake desktop processors, we repeat: More 14nm Skylake desktop processors

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"Thermal Velocity Boost speeds"?

We're talking about a CPU, not a Tesla, right? Am I getting my brands mixed up again?

Bezos to the Moon: Blue Origin joins SpaceX and Dynetics in a three-horse lunar lander race

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I don't see anything shocking about Musk's tweets... he's said for at least 3-4 years that Tesla is overpriced.

Red Hat’s new CEO on surviving inside Big Blue: 'We don’t participate in IBM's culture. It’s that simple'

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Ah well, it was good while it lasted

Sigh. I remember when "you can't make money with open source" and Slashdot used to joke about Bob Young picking up a nickel off the sidewalk and declaring that as income - "Red Hat makes first profit!"

Three things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and cloud-based IoT gear bricked by vendors. Looking at you, Belkin

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When Google killed Revolv

That killed any interest I had in InternetOfTwats equipment.

Keen to go _ExtInt? LLVM Clang compiler adds support for custom width integers

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Re: i am now quite worried

Eh, my current Android checkbook app has entries going back to 1998.

This is because it started on a Palm device (something like 13 of them - lots of upgrades & warranty replacements) then was migrated to a Nokia N810, then to an Motorola Droid (AKA Milestone in the UK) and is currently on my Moto G6 Play.

Cisco UCS servers slugged by 'This SSD will self-destruct in 40,000 hours' firmware farrago

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'ordered' by one of our Cisco routers

OK, not being familiar with Cisco iron, how the hell did it know its postal delivery address?

Canada's .ca overlord rolls out free privacy-protecting DNS-over-HTTPS service for folks in Great White North

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Re: "Cops, Feds, and ISPs have been vocal opponents of the technology"

I don't trust anybody that much, but I do trust them a hell of a lot more than Google.

Yes, there's lots of COVID-19-themed scuminess around – but otherwise the level of cybercrime is the same

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This is bullshit.

I run Fail2Ban, and when I started working from home, I noticed a ton of connections to my SSH port. Not actually trying passwords... just connected. My config has passwords turned off, and just accepts certificates, so Fail2Ban is set to insta-ban anyone trying a password.

So I wrote a cron job to ban anyone connected according to netstat, which runs every 10 minutes.

First it was Germany[*] on the 3rd, then Sweden on the 7th, the US on the 8th, Malta on the 13th, Curacao on the 17th, Belgium on the 18th, Isle of Man on the 19, the UK and the Russian Federation on the 20th, and today (the 22nd) it's Lithuania's turn to be internet assholes.

I've got 19,227 banned IPs right now, with a 3 month TTL.

This only started with the COVID crisis.

* assuming the IP geolocation was correct, but they were all from the same country each time.

Python 2 bows out after epic transition. And there was much applause because you've all moved to version 3, right? Uh, right?

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Re: lol

Compatibility modes are always the wrong thing. The compatibility break is to get rid of cruft and bad features, not add more.

Python 3 is basically where GvR said "ok, I made some mistakes designing things, but they're baked-in, so I can't change things without breaking compatibility" and eventually that was called Python 3.

It was originally "Python 2000" which shows how long it was under discussion.

I've done a ton of Python code, and it really isn't a big deal, and the changes are good ideas.

Go back to talking about something you might know something about.

News sure to ex-Zeit: Next.js company reborn as Vercel

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Who?

> Jamstack deployment

What?

They're so niche, this is probably the most publicity they've ever had.

Internet root keymasters must think they're cursed: First, a dodgy safe. Now, coronavirus upends IANA ceremony

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Re: Single Point of Failure?

I do seem to remember some sites in the big "list of FTP sites" - which is what we used pre-Google/Altavista/Yahoo/etc only had IP addresses, because not everyone on the internet had a domain name. This was back in the late '80s, maybe early '90s.

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Holmes

"Ever spent 20 hours on your side drilling a lock?"

On advice from my (non-lockpicking) lawyer... I refuse to answer. I plead the 5th, yer honor!

Fright at the museum: Bored curators play spooky Top Trumps on Twitter over who has the creepiest object

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Coat

So the fight started with a bun...

Speaking of creepy dolls, there's this 3 faced one from the '50s

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheWayWeWere/comments/g4rqka/creepy_old_doll_from_1950s/

Who can we count on to slow Huawei's continuous growth? US prez Donald Trump and COVID-19

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Re: With Trump & Co. still apparently on a suicide mission

> Trump is on TV for hours everyday while his opponent 'whats-his-name' gets a paragraph in the Washington Post politics section once a week.

It doesn't help that the democrats are so unorganized, they couldn't arrange a piss-up in a brewery, at a time when they need to pull together and defeat a common enemy.

Bad news: Cognizant hit by ransomware gang. Worse: It's Maze, which leaks victims' data online after non-payment

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And fly with RyanAir!

Google pre-pandemic: User-Agent strings are so 1990s. Time for a total makeover. Google mid-pandemic: Ah, we'll reschedule to 2021

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Thought experiment

Try altering or turning off your UA. Anything more advanced than html+css falls over, especially anything with Node and all that crap.

No forum software works because ckeditor takes a crap. Banking software dies too.

US judge puts Amazon's challenge to Pentagon JEDI deal into force stasis

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Re: &.....

The Jedi would get their asses kicked. The Klingon commander would nuke their shit from orbit. End of story.

Anyway, my folks were horribly offended by "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" because it implied black people could be people too.

These were the same people that thought "Roots" was a comedy. "Beat that Kunta Kinte AGAIN! He's way too uppity" and that was the event where I went "huh? what?" and it opened my eyes to the hick hillbilly town I was raised in.

Police drone fliers' wings clipped to prevent them bumping into real aircraft

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Re: Mixed measurements

Using feet for altitude is enshrined in regulations from way, way back.

Also, flying a plane and flying a drone are two separate skills which don't really transfer that well. There are some small but important differences.

Coronavirus lockdown forces UK retailers to shut 382 million square feet of floor space

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"Shopping centres/malls will become an irrelevance"

Malls were already dead here on this side of the pond. Most of them have not seen much foot traffic in 5 or 6 years and were already going bankrupt. I took a picture at one last Christmas, where there was 2 people far off in the distance and that was IT.

A lot of it is the shitty traffic system. 15 years ago, I could go from UCF (local uni) to the mall in downtown Orlando in 20 minutes after class doing a steady 35mph. It made it a valid pastime to go window-shop.

Now? It's a 45-60 minute drive through a sea of complete assholes, and by the time you get there, you're in no mood to spend money.

My fear is all the nice little restaurants are going under, like the local good BBQ or seafood joint.

Baby, I swear it's déjà vu: TalkTalk customers unable to opt out of ISP's ad-jacking DNS – just like six years ago

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> It's their network though. Would the act even apply?

Yeah, if that act applied, I think it'd apply now, as they're doing this in direct contravention of the RFCs and other standards.

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Re: Not unusual

I filed an FCC complaint (this was in the pre-Pai days) and actually got someone to call me back.

He argued with me for over an hour with the "everybody does it" argument, and I responded just as strongly "that doesn't make it right... if everyone jumps off a roof, I'm not just going to blindly follow"

I went to Google DNS after that.

Getting a pizza the action, AS/400 style

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Orbital pizza

There's a Questionable Content where one of the character's dad sends her a device from his space station with just a note saying "have fun"

So they press it a couple times and finally call him and ask. It's a device for requesting pizza delivered straight from orbit.

Of course they discover a ton of pizzas impacted on the roof from all the button presses.

Ah here it is: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3047

Cloudflare goes retro with COBOL delivery service. Older coders: Who's laughing now? Turns out we're still vital

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Re: Retrieve the old textbooks

Nope. I don't toss my old textbooks, the margin notes and such are a great taxi down memory lane.

Plus I still have a pack of punchcards with my university logo on them. They were sold in the vending machine in the computer lab, so you could get them when you needed them at 2am.

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Assembler written in COBOL

In one of my college courses, the term assignment was to write an assembler for a given ISA.

One of my classmates wrote hers in COBOL, because she was just that badass.

Edit: pissed the TA off because he had to learn how to use the COBOL compiler and such to run her work. It correctly processed the test data though, so he couldn't mark her down.

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Re: Mindset

> I don't think IBM still supports the 3032 Processor Complex.

Hell yeah they would, if you paid 'em enough money!

Activist investor Elliot Management departs Citrix’s board

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Coronavirus has helped things along

No, coronavirus would help things along if Cohn got it... And Carl Icahn too, while it's at it.

A paper clip, a spool of phone wire and a recalcitrant RS-232 line: Going MacGyver in the wonderful world of hotel IT

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Remember serial breakout boxes?

They were about the size of a phone and an inch thick. You'd open it like a book and it'd have an RS-232 connector on each side, one female and one male. It had pins that broke out the connections that you could jumper as appropriate.

Great for quickly finding out if you needed to swap pins 2-3, for example. You'd then make a cable that duplicated the jumper arrangement.

Man, I also miss mid-80s Radio Shack. That place was heaven back then.

Trello! It is me... you locked the door? User warns of single sign-on risk after barring self from own account

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Personal IP rights?

He could sue (or threaten to sue) because the old company has no right to his personal IP.

If the tables were turned and Atlassian gave him access to ACME's code, you bet yer pants ACME would sue.

Still, not keeping local backups is 100% his fault.

India allows half of IT services workers back to the office next week

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Re: Good grief.

Excuse me? Are you seriously expecting decent grammar and spelling from INDIA?

I count myself fortunate if I can understand something without two re-readings.

Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables

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"Unplug it and see who bitches"

Apparently in this case: EVERYBODY

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Re: Cables with labels on

Which is great until you run out/can't get cables of the proper color any more. BTDT.

Think before filling in that convenient flight refund form with all your delicious details – there's a scam going about

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Re: EEK

> Yeah, there's ONE airline that always comes "bottom of the bottom" in all reviews...

Yeah, but dumbasses STILL keep flying on them, so they're still in business. People have nothing to blame except their own greed.

Vodafone chief speaks out after 5G conspiracy nuts torch phone mast serving Nightingale Hospital in Brum

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And the flat earth bit.

And the creationism bit.

Oh ... Fudge This Pandemic! Google walks back on decision to switch off FTP in Chrome 81

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> The change was made "via server-side configuration."

So does this mean Chrome phones home to check for configurations?

Or does this just mean they changed their build config? If so, why would they state it in such a strange phrasing?

Second-wave dotcom Uber-investor Softbank forecasts gargantuan losses as world economy faces slump

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Re: Business models

Uber's business model, at least in my area, is "the taxi companies suck REALLY bad"

Uber has to simply treat people like customers instead of people privileged that the taxi company decided to service them.

I've yet to have an Uber driver read while they were driving, complain about the "n----gers/spics/kikes", or continuously sing Trump's praises and expect you to join in.

Rewriting the checklists: 50 years since Apollo 13 reported it 'had a problem' – and boffins saved the day

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Re: As it happened

That's a pretty horrifying video.

Apollo 13 set off into space 50 years ago today. An ignored change order ensured it did not make it to the Moon...

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Re: Cancellations

And Saturn V production had been canceled in August 1968, over half a year before even landing on the Moon, and before even Apollo 7. This meant Apollo 20 was canceled so its Saturn V could launch Skylab (AKA the Apollo Applications Project workshop)

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/50-years-ago-nasa-cancels-apollo-20-mission

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Re: Lucky 13

Elon doesn't really rely on luck. He designs with adequate margin then tests the living hell out of things.

Guess what's heading to trial? IBM and its tactic of yoinking promised commissions after sales reps seal the deal

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Torch 'em

I don't care much for salespeople, but I hope the bloke somehow ends up with 3x what he was originally owed.

IBM needs to be beaten like a red-headed stepchild.Or maybe Ike Turner's wife.

Consumer reviewer Which? finds CAN bus ports on Ford and VW, starts yelling 'Security! We have a problem...'

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Re: Separate but still connected?

> The thing is the radio needs to know how fast the car is going so it can make slight adjustments to the volume depending speed

Are you serious? Considering how quiet current cars are? That wasn't an issue even in my '82 Toyota.

Just how coddled and lazy ARE we these days?

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Re: Who needs access to CAN to change tyre status

> indicating tire valve caps

FYI, those have a bad habit of losing seal and suddenly deflating the tire.

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

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Aerotime Hub

That website is cancer with all the popups and slidedowns. Thank god for the adblock element hider.

COVID-19 is pretty nasty but maybe this is taking social distancing too far? Universe may not be expanding equally in all directions

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And below this article is one with the headline:

"Cosmology is safe and the Universe is one giant version of the Barbican

Whichever way you look it's all exactly the same, boffins confirm"

We could all do with a bit of empathy in our systems, says Mozilla as it ships Firefox 75 in the thick of global pandemic

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Mozilla lays off developers

So how can you tell? They remove fewer features in the next release?

Stop us if you've heard this before: Boeing's working on 737 Max software fixes for autopilot, stabilization bugs

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autopilot disengagement during final approach

So does it tell you? Or does it silently go away while you're waiting for it to level out? That could get rough.

Also "runaway stabilizer" is short for "elevator goes to full-up or full-down" which is about as fatal as it gets.

I wonder how many issues the Boeing capsule is going to have on its next flight to the ISS... any bets?