* Posts by Gene Cash

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Appeals court nixes online blueprint sharing ban on 3D-printed 'ghost guns'

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Re: Why bother with 3D printing

Because

1) Few people have lathes and other metalworking tools. 3D printers are a lot cheaper too. I got my 3D printer for US$1000. I can't even get ahold of a lathe to even buy one, even if I could afford it,

2) it's far, far easier to 3D print something than machine it. I can easily draw something in OpenSCAD and have a printed thing a couple hours later. I can operate a drill press. I might be able to do simple stuff on a lathe. That's about the limit of my machining. I can't weld anything.

Michael Collins, once the world's 'loneliest man,' is dead. If that name means little or nothing to you, read this

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Re: Sad times

Well, the CSM did have a small ability to chase down a malfunctioning ascent stage that barely made it to orbit for whatever reason the ascent engine didn't do a full burn.

Helsinki Syndrome: Ubuntu utterly fails to boot on metro

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Re: Teething problems

Covid... systemd... is there a difference?

Don't blame rural carriers for buying Huawei, says FCC Commissioner. They couldn't afford the top-shelf stuff

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They bought Chinese for the same reason we all do: 1) it's cheap and 2) it's available

I get people that bitch about my Harbor Freight tools, and I have to counter by saying you CAN'T BUY this tool at Sears/Lowe's/Ace/Northern Tool/etc because they just don't sell it at any price.

Big difference is that I don't expect my motorcycle lift table to snoop on my brake pad changing techniques.

Remember the days when open standards/open source was subversive Commie talk?

Traffic lights, who needs 'em? Lucky Kentucky residents up in arms over first roundabout

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The Rule

"Never pull out on a vehicle requiring extensive body repair"

Cloudflare offers $100,000 for prior art to nuke networking patents a troll has accused it of ripping off

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Patent law itself isn't nearly as bad as copyright law in the US. That's still a pretty low bar though (pun not intended)

The problem is the patent office has gotten a "fuck it, approve it all and let the courts settle it" attitude and needs to be beaten soundly with a very large stick.

PCs continue to sell like hot cakes and industry can barely keep up with demand – analyst

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As a data point, I'm running an i7-3770 on a 9 year old ASUS P8Z77-V Pro motherboard. SSDs keep it very peppy.

El Reg checks in with Rocket Lab's Peter Beck to see how that hat tastes amid reusable rockets and swelling payloads

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That's a new one!

I've been a space geek since Apollo 11 launched and I hadn't heard of catching an S-IC with a helicopter before!

After seeing the stage in-person, I have to say that's a damned large helicopter.

Apple faces another suit over its allegedly misleading water resistance claims

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Re: IP68

> specified under conditions defined by the requester of the test

What kind of "test" or "standard" is that?

Oh, I want an "A" on my exam, because I specified I didn't have to study beforehand...

> users don't understand IP ratings DON'T MEAN SHIT

Fixed that for you.

Spotlight on Apple, Google app stores: What happened to Tile, Spotify, Match – and that proposed law in Arizona

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Patchwork laws?

> How will it work for businesses that operate across state lines?

Who gives a shit? Massachusetts' right-to-repair laws have helped people all across the country by forcing car manufacturers to give up such info as diagnostic codes. Do I even have to mention California's environmental laws?

Arizona has been paid off, and they're trying to conceal it.

OK, so we don't have a flying car yet, but this is possibly even better: The Internet of Beer

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IoT?

Internet of Taps?

We admire your MOXIE, Earthlings: Perseverance rover gizmo produces oxygen for first time on Mars

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Re: I don't get it.

> There was absolutely no question that the process would work

And I'm sure your code is unquestionably bug-free on the first compile.

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Re: Perseverance 2020 power system

Or large solar arrays. If we can deal with the dust issue, then Mars has little in the way of clouds.

SpaceX flings another bunch of humans into orbit in reused capsule atop reused booster

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Re: One careful owner...

I refer to Elon Musk as "a used booster salesman"

Something went wrong but we won't tell you what it is. Now, would you like to take out a premium subscription?

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Re: You joke, but...

Holy shit, if only I could upvote this observation 1,000 times!

The number of times I've said "this piece of crap is broken" and gotten a "so? what's your point?" response just boggles my scrotum.

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Re: Delphi!

PL/SQL!!

BEGIN

EXCEPTION

WHEN OTHERS THEN

NULL;

END;

George Clooney of IT: Dribbling disaster and damp disk warnings scare the life out of innocent user

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"the thing had clearly got wet"

So I'm in Florida, the land of perpetual 100% humidity.

Several decades ago, I ordered a cellphone from the company that "serviced" my workplace.

Said phone was one of those tiny Samsung flip-phones with the little LCD on the front. It was packaged in one of those boxes where it was flipped open and "suspended" in clear plastic.

This is important, because I could easily see the little water indicator on the back, which was bright red.

I remember somehow confirming that meant "water damage" and I was VERY careful not to break the wrapper, and returned it as damaged. The phone company was extremely nonplussed.

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Re: BSOD

Once I was compiling a Linux kernel, in the 0.99pl13 days I think, when a co-worker was mystified that he couldn't stop "the screen saver"

US aviation regulator warns of mid-air collision risk if Garmin TCAS boxes are not updated

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Re: Can I just say that I love the euphemism there...

> I saw a tornado crossing the runway as we headed in

I would have wondered what a British fighter plane was doing in North Carolina!

Not saying you should but we're told it's possible to land serverless app a '$40k/month bill using a 1,000-node botnet'

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> something a decent coder and ops team would protect against.

Sure, but I have a feeling 50% of businesses don't have those. I've seen LOTS of "coders" that DGAS how many CPU cycles or disk I/Os they burn. That gets expensive when you're charged for those.

Microsoft revokes MVP status of developer who tweeted complaint about request to promote SQL-on-Azure

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Re: Influencers

Don't you know? Edison invented Twitter!

Lego's Space Shuttle Discovery: No trouble with Hubble, but the stickers will drive a grown man to insanity

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"The Register asked Lego to comment"

"Awright mate, we won't be including any more silver bricks. Scratching issue resolved!"

I would think the scratches are from being in a big bag with other bricks, and being jostled about in shipping. I also notice the finish isn't very regular. Look at that 3rd top brick. No scratches but a hell of a mottled color.

"required Lego VIP points to collect"

Shit's hard enough to find in the first place. This is why I have no Lego models aside from Mars rover Curiosity. I saw one Saturn V model in a store window and "we don't want to sell our display model right now"

We need to talk about criminal adversaries who want you to eat undercooked onion rings

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I've got a Cusinart one that's probably going in the trash. It's failed miserably at everything its tried to cook.

Watch this: Ingenuity – Earth's first aircraft to fly on another planet – take off on Mars

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Re: No doubt the conspiracy theorists will be calling 'fake'!

Per https://www.sparkfun.com/news/3810 it was a Garmin laser altimeter ordered from SparkFun.

WordPress core contributor proposes treating Google FLoC as a security vulnerability

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"On-by-default will be ignored"

Remember when IE 10 turned do-not-track on by default?

The Digital Advertising Alliance then said it would only honor such a system if it were not enabled by default by web browsers.

See https://www.cnet.com/news/microsoft-ticks-off-advertisers-with-ie10-do-not-track-policy/

So yeah, I see this just plain being ignored.

'There was no one driving that vehicle': Texas cops suspect Autopilot involved after two men killed in Tesla crash

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> Maybe it's time for new legislation for cars sold with any form or degree of autonomy, to purchase or drive/control one the individual in charge must have completed a full safety course on the control of said vehicles.

The US doesn't require any course in the current non-autonomous death traps. Why should this be any different?

If you can identify 50% of the road signs by shape, you're good to go in the US.

People don't even know you should check/change the oil, that's how poor the knowledge is here.

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Re: perhaps it was a joke

The punishment for mis-managing several tons of metal moving at 50mph is usually death for somebody.

I'm just glad an innocent bystander wasn't involved and that these people won't be "driving" like this any more and threatening my life if I was in the area.

Edit: and yes, I'd prefer they be in the critical ward and not the morgue, as dead people don't learn.

Seeing a robot dog tagging along with NYPD officers after an arrest stuns New Yorkers

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Re: Dogs are smarter than people

My uncle was shot by his dog.

On one hand he says "my fault for leaving it off-safe" but on the other, he can say "my dog's a better shot than yours!"

Elon Musk's SpaceX bags $3bn NASA contract to, fingers crossed, land first woman on the Moon

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FAIL

HUGE slam for SLS

When NASA doesn't even go with their own home-grown rocket... daaaannng.

Best of FRANDs: Judge allows Apple retrial following $506m patent infringement ruling

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Re: We need a patent court

I don't care if you demonstrate it with a TRS-80 running COBOL. I just want to see a concrete implementation as described by the patent. A crap FPGA lashup is fine.

Irish privacy watchdog sticks GDPR probe into Facebook after that online giveaway of 533 million profiles

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Android data widgets do break for anything pre-01-JAN-1900. Sigh.

Google proposes Logica data language for building more manageable SQL code

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Re: Backticks

Two key presses?? My 1997-era Model M has it under the tilde, so it's one keypress.

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Re: Backticks for the fail

and LISP...

Who'd have thought the US senator who fist pumped Jan 6 insurrectionists would propose totally unworkable anti-Big Tech law?

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I see you're new here. Welcome to El Reg!

Unity devs warned of breaking changes ahead in video game engine as team gets to grips with mutating face of .NET

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Re: Here's a wild idea

No, they do not. Writing a modern game is complex.

And Kerbal Space Program is written in Unity. It's rather lean, but it's still pretty big.

UK government opens vaccine floodgates to over-45s, NHS website predictably falls over

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Re: That's how it is in the US

In case you missed it, let me repeat: in my part of Florida, vaccinations are being handled by GROCERY STORES.

Now the particular chain is rather competent and gets stuff done, but it's still a massive What The Fuck when you stop and think about it.

Northrop Grumman's MEV-2 gives Intelsat satellite a new lease on life until the next rescue in another five years

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Re: Yeeeees, but.

Can I interest you in buying the Deacon's One Hoss Shay? A fine vehicle it is!

Key Perl Core developer quits, says he was bullied for daring to suggest programming language contained 'cruft'

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Re: Matches, gunpowder, and instructions missing pages

You're not being a pain... you're helping to improve the code. That's the basis of open source.

You "convince" the maintainers of an issue by showing them code to fix it and the rationale behind it. They have the option of accepting the PR or not.

Beijing steps on Alibaba's Ant Group by forcing it to submit to same regulation as banks

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Re: Time to apply the duck test

> they don't hold monetary amounts except for the short time they are in transit through the payment system

Tell that to anyone that's had Paypal lock their accounts... and that's a LOT of people.

Average convicted British computer criminal is young, male, not highly skilled, researcher finds

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Re: Rinse, repeat?

It's better than the US does, which is "throw away the key"

It is 60 years since the first cosmonaut reached orbit and 40 years since the Shuttle first left the launchpad

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Re: Ah when we took risks to achive great things.

"This country went from landing on the Moon to "This bag is not a toy!" and arguing about evolution in 40 years. This makes me very sad."

"Spaceflight: Once, we dared. Now, we simply reminisce."

Intel offers to produce car chips for automakers stalled by ongoing semiconductor supply drought

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There's no chip shortage!

This continues to be a story where Intel and TSMC asked the auto industry "do you need chips?" and the auto industry said "naw, pandemic thing. we're good"

There's no chip shortage. There's "the auto industry said it didn't need chips and we took them at their word"

FSF doubles down on Richard Stallman's return: Sure, he is 'troubling for some' but we need him, says org

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He got where he was by being an irritant and not taking "no" for an answer

Stallman spent decades being loud-mouthed and pigheaded about "free software" (stupid and confusing term) and not listening to everyone's view that it was a waste of time and effort.

I don't see why people expect him to be any different now.

I don't think he even understands the phrase "dude, you need to chill"

SpaceX's Starlink: Overhyped and underpowered to meet broadband needs of Rural America, say analysts

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Gary Bolton needs to be slow roasted on a spit

I love how he argues it's inefficient, yet his fiber broadband association won't even provide service AT ALL to a lot of places.

For example: the very same Florida Space Coast that is launching SpaceX rockets can not get fiber.

"Inefficient" is far, far better than "nothing"

Another supply-chain attack? Android maker Gigaset injects malware into victims' phones via poisoned update

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Re: Surprised?

C'mon now, an El Reg commentard should know better than an AMP link...

Facebook says dump of 533m accounts is old news. But my date of birth, name, etc haven't changed in years, Zuck

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Re: I need to look this up

> Facebook refused to open an account because my real name sounded like a fake name to them

I got lucky the same way, even though there's a very famous singer with the same last name (and no, I'm not related).

I've also moved away from Google Mail in case they throw the same shit-fit. I have no intention of sending Google any sort of proof or other documentation.

I've got the power! Or have I? Uninterruptible Phone-disposal Stuffup

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I love the US airports that brand themselves with the name of a city 100 miles away

Like Orlando-Melbourne international airport, which is nowhere near Orlando.

Like Orlando-Sanford international airport, which is closer, but still nowhere near Orlando.

I keep having people fly in, and have to tell them "sorry mate, you're going to have to pay one hell of a taxi fare" and "no, I'm not going to pick you up"

State of Maine orders review of $54.6m Workday project as it alleges delivery failure and threatens cancellation

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Re: There must be a better way to build these systems

> Agreed, but where to find staff that do cobol?

Raises hand. But it'll cost...

'Imagine' if Virgin Galactic actually did sub-orbital tourism: Firm unveils new chrome job on SpaceShip III

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Re: "400 flights per year per spaceport"

Hopefully enough to block the Sun and stop global warming!

Wi-Fi devices set to become object sensors by 2024 under planned 802.11bf standard

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Old quote

This is 100% "your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."