* Posts by Gene Cash

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Facebook pulls plug on mind-reading neural interface that restored a user's speech

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Facebook: OMG we're doing something good & useful!

We must stop!

Hubble, Hubble, toil and trouble: NASA pores over moth-eaten manuals ahead of switch to backup hardware

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Re: Sounds Like...

Sure, but in a situation like this, they can probably depressurize the cabin a couple times, especially if they bring spare cylinders. Gemini did it.

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Pint

Holy crap. I looked at his wikipedia entry, and he's the originator of 5 different pieces of wisdom I've picked up independently over my lifetime. Definitely a bloke I'd buy a few beers at the pub.

Compsci eggheads bring OpenCL framework to RISC-V to push parallel performance

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Re: Good to know...

Less grandiose title?

El Reg doesn't have a Subtitle and Headlines Soviet for nothing, you know!

I'm disappointed they didn't manage to work "RISCy aPOCLypse" in there somehow...

What follows Patch Tuesday? Exploit Wednesday. Grab this bumper batch of security updates from Microsoft

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What precedes Patch Tuesday?

Bourbon Monday.

Boffins find an 'actionable clock' hiding in your blood, ticking away to your death

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Re: So? What's his secret?

I'm sure he just has no idea other than "I hain't died yit"

Who needs 'Bliss' in Teams when you can have the real thing on a Bristol bus?

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Re: Clippy nostalgia

Looks like he just caught the toilet paper roll that came down the stairs.

Linux Mint 20.2 is a bit more insistent about updating but not as annoying as Windows or Mac, team promises

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If you follow the link in the article, it gives a concise reasoning behind the merge, and the pros/cons.

Windows 11 still doesn't understand our complex lives – and it hurts

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> if your YouTube account gets banned (because the "AI" glitched) you lose access to gmail

Or if Google decides your name is not actually your real name.

I'm not sending Google my driver's license, birth certificate or any other such private information. Fuck them.

Western Approaches Museum: WRENs, wargames, and victory in the Atlantic

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Re: Geeks Guides

This series of articles are masterpieces of photography and narrative, and I'm glad El Reg is keeping it going.

IBM still spending its way to cloud relevance with BoxBoat buy

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Welcome email

I heard they tried to send the BoxBoat team a welcoming email, but...

Suck on this: El Reg forces dog hair, biscuit crumbs, and disconcertingly sticky stains down two mini vacuums

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FAIL

The most unbelievable thing in the entire article

Is that DHL found his house. Twice.

Security warning deluge from 'npm audit' is driving developers to distraction

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> This is definitely a problem, although I'm not sure how it could be solved cleanly and efficiently.

By defining classes of warnings.

You're not using the network? You need a setting that dykes out all the network-related warnings.

Same for the database related warnings and so on.

Come on. This is nothing new. Turbo Pascal had it in the '80s.

For example, Android gets all hot and bothered about using network functions in the GUI thread (for obvious reasons) - but if I don't care my shitty garage door app freezes for a second while it's connecting to my Raspberry Pi, then I can set a pragma to disable that.

YouTube's recommendation engine is pretty naff, Mozilla study finds

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Re: "connect viewers with content they love"

The subscribe feature is actually useful and works.

You can then go to https://www.youtube.com/feed/subscriptions and can see at a glance if there's any new videos from the channels you follow.

Shoot, some of the podcasts I watch are over an hour and a half. Personally I download them and watch&delete them as I have time and feel bored.

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Stuff I've already seen

YouTube recommends videos I've already seen, and channels I'm already subscribed to. WTAF.

It's frustrating to know there's a ton of interesting stuff out there, and I can't find any of it.

It's like the internet before search engines, where you had to find stuff by hearing about it from other people.

In conversation with Gene Hoffman, co-creator of the web's first ad blocker

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Re: Okay, now I get cryptocurrency

I'd like to downvote you... but I'm American and you're 100,000% right.

For example, I have to pay a large "foreign transaction" fee every time I have to renew my email provider, or when I bought a 3D printer from the Czech republic.

Dell bigwig: Expect another 6 months of supply woes. Oh, hello Windows 11

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That's actually a pretty good thought. That's the first plausible and intelligent reason for the "insane" W11 specs I've seen.

Radioactive hybrid terror pigs break out of nuclear hellscape home and into people's hearts

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"most decidedly non-Oscar-nominated"

That's a pretty radioactive burn right there...

DARPA nails cash to project 'FENCE' — a smart camera that only sends pics when pixels change

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"Open sourced"

> The open-sourcing excludes the program’s secure architectures.

So like open-sourcing the Linux kernel, except you just leave out the low-level parts. What's the point, besides buzzword bingo?

One good deed leads to a storm in an Exchange Server

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Re: Most organisations configured Notes networks completely wrong anyway

If the engine is warm, there is a procedure to start it that works every time, but nobody knows what it is.

-- Paul Bertorelli - AvWeb (youtube.com/watch?v=_k1TQGK3mZI)

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Re: Lucas

> how he would have acquired that knowledge

How about C) just fucking bloody asking somebody that knows?!?!

I've got 40 years of experience, and if I'm doing something iffy, I still ask my officemates for a second opinion.

Big Blue's big email blues signal terminal decline – unless it learns to migrate itself

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Re: not an IT company any more

> I always wonder what made them join (and then stay at) IBM though

They're probably living in their own insulated shell, protected from the rest of the BS because they're the geese laying the golden eggs.

Audacity is a poster child for what can be achieved with open-source software

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> They’d have to raise their prices to a prohibitive level

I don't see how this follows. A particular piece of software's price point has absolutely nothing to do with FOSS. If you write a $150 CAD program, you just better have $150 worth of features over OpenSCAD or FreeCAD. I'd pay $150 for FreeCAD where it didn't crash and all the menu options worked.

I pay for stuff that's useful, at a decent price, and doesn't treat me like shit.

For example, I'd pay to have someone clean up GIMP and give it a working UI. Hell, I'd even buy Photoshop IF I STILL HAD THE OPTION. But you no longer buy Photoshop... you rent it. No thanks.

I don't buy Windows or other Microsoft products because they're poorly designed, inflexible, and crash often, in addition to the telemetry in the latest versions. I happen to have a copy I'm forced to run in a VM for work.

New mystery AWS product 'Infinidash' goes viral — despite being entirely fictional

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Aww yisss

The fun of requiring X+5 years experience in a language that's only been out X years.

Calling all fanbois: If you can't wait to glimpse iOS 15, Apple is running a public beta now

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Re: Blimey we're still on IOS 7.1..

Dang... I don't remember getting married!

Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima's exclusion zone

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I have nothing to add...

I just like saying "indestructible radioactive hybrid terror pigs"

"contaminated by up to 300 times the safe human dosage" and still apparently fine - so does that mean our "safe human dosage" is horribly low and bogus?

Are there any plans to capture a few and see how long they live, and if they do show any radiation effects?

Microsoft warns of serious vulnerabilities in Netgear's DGN2200v1 router

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Netgear is like IE

It's good enough to download OpenWRT, like IE is good enough to download Chrome.

Android devs prepare to hand over app-signing keys to Google from August

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Re: On to F-Droid

Because Google Play is "the place" to distribute your apps. It's the only place where the phone doesn't throw a shit-fit and make you jump through half a dozen hoops when you try to install something.

At least it's not as bad as Apple, where you have to jailbreak the phone to install from anywhere other than the Apple App Store.

Because phone apps aren't really proper modern software. For Android, I'm stuck using their IDE (which isn't bad, but that's beside the point) and I have a choice of 2 languages (Java or Kotlin) or the pain of writing a C library.

F-Droid is basically a github for Android. They package your app and set things up so the phone can easily download and install it.

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Re: End of privacy

Sure, and the application key gives them the power to compile whatever the hell they want and call it your app.

If they want to pull a Sourceforge style stunt and add advertising, they can do that. If they want to weaken any encryption, they can do that. If they want to install something that pops up a flag when certain people use the app, they can do that.

Battery recycling boosted by dentist-style ultrasonics, if manufacturers can cooperate

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Re: Lead acid should die

Well, I have a Shorai lithium iron phosphate battery in my 14 year old FJR-1300.

It's got far better storage characteristics, and has no problem sitting 3 weeks. The only slight downside is that it doesn't like the cold. So if it's cold, it sometimes takes 2 tries to start.

You didn't mention it's a lot lighter. It feels like an empty battery case.

NASA reaches for graph DB to find people, skills for Moon and Mars missions

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Wow.

I think I just won at least 3 games of buzzword bingo.

GitHub Copilot is AI pair programming where you, the human, still have to do most of the work

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So basically...

It's automated copy-n-paste from StackOverflow?

Samsung commits to 5 years of Android updates... for its enterprise smartphone users at least

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Re: No thanks

Yes! I can't upvote this enough.

I'm dreading Android 11 which seems to be nanny-ized to the max. There's a lot of useful things it tries to prohibit.

Intel sticks another nail in the coffin of TSX with feature-disabling microcode update

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Re: Would prefer the user to decide

Exactly. The Linux kernel has TSX bug workarounds. There's a new CPU ID bit that lets them stop doing that.

Hubble telescope in another tight spot: Between astrophysicists sparring over a 'dark matter deficient' galaxy

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Re: Forgive my ignorance but...

EVERYTHING is still theoretical. The current theory holds until something bigger and better disproves, or (usually) improves upon it, like Einstein's relativity improved on Newton's gravity.

Even the facts are at conflict in this story. Just how far away is the galaxy... a simple fact, no?

Dark matter is something convenient until it's better supported (AKA "proved") or disproved like phlogiston.

See what's on the slab: Apple reportedly mulls stretching the iPad Pro to 14 and 16 inches

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Re: "a fully glass back, replacing the standard aluminium enclosure"

Yes, the slick glass back worked SO well on my Nexus 6P... enabling it to slide to the floor and smash.

NASA's InSight lander expected to survive most of summer before choking to death on Martian dust

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Re: Learning point.

I was wondering, if the panels have to track the Sun (and I don't think these do) then if you added a bit more range to the pivot, you could flip the panels over for cleaning.

AWS launches BugBust contest: Help fix a $100m problem for a $12 tshirt

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Re: Gee sign me up now

Hey, you might get lucky and be able to kick him out the airlock!

Seriously though, I'd go to space with anyone, if they don't fart too much... or release Apollo 10 style floaters.

Pull your Western Digital My Book Live NAS off the internet now if you value your files

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Confucious say:

"There are those that make backups, and those that have yet to lose irreplaceable data."

"You don't convince family members to take periodic backups. Repeated, tragic data loss convinces family members to take periodic backups. Same as everyone else."

Facebook CEO puts picture of himself wearing too much sunscreen on new board

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No such thing as too much sunscreen

Source: I live in Florida.

Several of my friends have skin cancer on the face from wearing not enough or crap sunscreen.

It's weird that I am having to agree with him.

Deutsche Bank stuffs Oracle systems in on-prem cloud while Google scoops lion's share of white fluffy workloads

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I wonder what Oracle has on Deutsche Bank?

I suppose it was one of those "migrate to cloud or we write you up for all those license violation" "deals".

Romance in 2021: Using creepware to keep tabs on your partner or ex. Aww

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Re: Potato, potatoe

if it really is as simple as installing an app.. don't people ever look at their installed apps? And go WTF is this? I assume it would somehow cloak itself? I guess this wouldn't be the first time I overestimated the aptitude of the general public.

Apple scrambles to quash iOS app sideloading demands with 'think of the children' defense

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Re: Perhaps a happy medium would be to....

> For example, your bank may prefer their app doesn't work on a device deemed insecure?

Fuck that. I've had to deal with that on Android where my phone is rooted because I have written apps that need to control things on the phone like turning the GPS/cell-data on/off.

Having the bank software (which is shite to start with) and the bank's mobile website both not work, is not ok.

Then my bank (Chase) has the gall to serve up cookies from .ru and .cn

I've then had to install s/w that masks that the phone is rooted.

Anyone still using cash? British £50 banknote honouring Alan Turing arrives

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Cash-only in podunksville

I live in a tiny shithole town on the Florida space coast (I got paid lots to move here to do computer stuff for rocket people) and most of the restaurants are mom-and-pop affairs that are cash-only.

We have ONE ATM for the local credit union (I think the UK equivalent is a "building society"?) which breaks down a lot. It's sad.

A couple weeks ago, I had a guy at Arby's (roast beef sandwiches instead of burgers, but still fast food) throw a temper tantrum because I gave him cash. He made a theatrical production out of taking my money with 2 fingers and going over and slamming on the soap dispenser while glaring at me, I wanted to see him do it again the next day, but he's not there any more.

Speaking of tips, I now do those by cash on the table, even when I'm paying the bill by card.

I have a phone app where I note down the tip along with the payment, and I've seen quite a few times where the final amount on my bank statement is the bill without the tip. I've gone in to complain, and they "don't know what's going on" so my waitstaff is getting stiffed a significant amount of money.

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That looks cool

Can somebody send me one? Maybe 2 or 3? To, um, put on the wall?

Seriously though, I wish the US would switch to plastic. Paper sucks for money.

Intrepid squid mission may help in kraken riddle of why zero-g makes astronauts sick

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Water in 0g

So how do they keep the squid in water? How do they keep little voids and air pockets from harming them?

USA's efforts to stop relying on Russian-built rocket engines derailed by issues with Blue Origin's BE-4

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Re: Wrong development target

One of the conditions was that the Russian engines would be eventually licensed and produced by an American company... and Congress never allocated funds or a contract.

So they have no one but themselves to blame.

Zephyr OS Bluetooth vulnerabilities left smart devices open to attack

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Bluetooth LE long-range mode??? WTF?

"Bluetooth LE long-range mode, which was introduced in the Bluetooth 5 specification, may provide a range of up to 1km"

Isn't that Bluetooth Low-Energy high-energy mode? My classic Bluetooth doesn't go past a couple dozen meters!

To CAPTCHA or not to CAPTCHA? Gartner analyst says OK — but don’t be robotic about it

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Re: Causes problems when travelling

> ..they end up paying far more to handle a phone call or a written letter.

Or a complaint to the FCC/FTC (on this side of the pond-modify as required) where I specifically mention their contact form doesn't work.

It's 2021 and a printf format string in a wireless network's name can break iPhone Wi-Fi

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Cyrillic will crash some Androids

So I named my 2.4 & 5 GHz with the Russian for "Soyuz" and "Progress" written in Cyrillic.

OpenWRT has no issue, but some of my friend's phones crashed trying to scan.