* Posts by Gene Cash

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The ideal sat-nav is one that stops the car, winds down the window, and asks directions

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Re: winds down the window, and asks directions ??

Now I know a new phrase... and there's a Wikipedia page on it? WTF?

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Re: Garmin

Garmin still doesn't know my entire subdivision exists. It's been there since 1994.

There's almost 20 square miles of blank "here there be dragons" on the screen.

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Do you not want to stop avoiding toll roads?

Wait what?

After that one, my TomTom got a toss over the shoulder at 80mph.

A lightbulb moment comes too late to save a mainframe engineer's blushes

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Error 47

Got a brand new electric bike and took it out for a spin. Stopped for lunch, and when I got back, the bike was flashing "Error 47"

No idea. Dragged out the owner's manual. No table of errors. Stood with my phone Googling. Nothing.

Finally decided to push the bike over to the shade, and flipped up the kickstand. Error 47 disappeared.

I bitched BITTERLY at the company, and they included a table of errors in the next revision of the manual and on their support page.

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Yeah, there was a US TV movie about that in the late '70s

Never forget to FLY THE PLANE.

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Re: Surgical Safety Checklist

Eh, I had a nurse inform me that my broken ankle was fine... when I had a broken clavicle. So I'm all for double/triple/quadruple-checking.

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Re: I had a somewhat similar problem

In ye olden days when the killswitch was off, all the idiot lights stayed on

In that case, it's still ye olden days, with the addition of a large LCD dash that consumes even more power.

I've had several bikes where you could accidentally flip the switch off and past "lock" into "park" which did nothing but leave the rear tail light on.

I'm pretty good now at disassembling ignition switches and cutting out that particular "feature"

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Re: I had a somewhat similar problem

I had a brand new Suzuki DL-650 with the fancy new fuel injection stuff.

I park it at work, and at the end of the day, I go to leave and it's flashing fuel injection controller warnings and won't start.

I had a colleague take me home, and pick me up the next morning armed with test tools and the service manual.

Turns out the kill switch was on.

And the kill switch functioned by killing the power to the fuel injection. So the dash computer couldn't talk to the fuel injection computer and spewed a ton of bogus messages.

I hoped whoever flipped the switch had a good laugh.

Thousands of Firefox users accidentally commit login cookies on GitHub

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Re: Thank god I only use my github login for comments on other devs projects.

This has nothing really to do with GitLab vs GitHub or anything like that. Anyone stupid enough to put their cookie files on GitHub can be stupid enough to put them on GitLab.

These are the same morons that make their AWS buckets public and store cleartext passwords and write firmware update systems that don't require authentication.

Everything but the catch: '90s pop act or a successful mission for Rocket Lab?

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Re: Raises hand from back of room

That's one reason they were tracking it so closely. They were monitoring sink & drift rates. They can then calculate loads from that, and figure if they're in the ballpark for being feasible.

I remember the spy satellite film canisters captured by line trailing from a plane. It's just a bigger version.

I don't see it scaling though. There's obvious limits to how big of a thing you can catch.

Streamlabs shamed into dropping 'OBS' from product name after open-source OBS Project wades into Twitter spat

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Complaining on Twitter

That's been about the only time I've gotten any sort of response with an issue.

It sucks, but there it is.

New study demonstrates iodine as satellite propellant... in space

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Re: Nice

Rockets are 100% engineering tradeoffs. For example, liquid hydrogen has more bang than RP-1 (a refined kerosene) but the tanks are huge and need cryo insulation... so first stages use RP-1 because the rocket overall ends up a lot lighter and smaller, and that's important in a first stage.

It's not a cost saving. It's a space & weight saving. Cubesats have a hard size and mass budget. If you exceed it, you're not a cubesat any more, and you don't fit into the standard launcher or the ride-share.

Amazon tells folks it will stop accepting UK Visa credit cards via weird empty email

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Re: Will be interesting

There are other online sellers - often cheaper than Amazon.

Sure there are. And their websites don't work.

I tried to buy a sheet for my 3D printer printbed, and the site worked in nothing but Chrome and the WINDOWS version of Chrome. If it had a Linux useragent, it shit the bed. Then I got a tracking link, and that site (deliverr.com) was broken too.

Do not order from Fulament.com.

Seagate demos hard disk drive with an NVMe interface. Yup, one with spinning platters

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Re: Server simplification, really?

Page 8 of that PDF is the thing of nightmares with no fewer than 11 variations.

And WTF is this doing marked "Company Confidential"?

40 million meeting rooms are yet to get video gadgets

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FTFY: "that the CEO tries to use a couple of times"

I've never seen a videoconference room that worked without a lot of faffing around, followed by a call to IT to find someone that knew what all the unlabeled switches did, even in a nearly-billion-dollar company. Result was usually an hour's delay rendering the meeting useless.

Another brick in the (kitchen) wall: Users report frozen 1st generation Google Home Hubs

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Revolv

I learned by what they did to Revolv.

My local home improvement stores have HUGE Nest sales displays, with people to harass you about it. I do so enjoy telling the Revolv story.

Remember SoftRAM 95? Compression app claimed to double memory in Windows but actually did nothing at all

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On this side of the pond, you could dial 3 digits to disable it for the call. That always went into my dial string.

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That github latency chart is gold

Thanks for the reference. Also the rest, especially the Dr. Dobbs (RIP) was a wee bit 'o work.

And "renowned tech journal the Christian Science Monitor" - more gold.

NASA auditor's reality check says '2026 at the earliest' for Artemis Moon landing

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The new Space Race: NASA vs SpaceX

I'd seriously not be surprised if SpaceX lands on the Moon first.

Tech bro CEOs claim their crowns because they fix problems. Why shirk the biggest one?

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Re: But it's up to us

Please point us at the eco-friendly technological alternatives!

That aren't greenwashed to hell and gone.

We're making F# more normal as a language, says its creator

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How long has it been around?? 2005?

And this is the first I've heard of it.

The Ministry of Silly Printing: But I don't want my golf club correspondence to say 'UNCLASSIFIED' at the bottom

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Re: Wood Panelled Offices

My mother nudged me into computers by teaching me how to flowchart. Even let me use her genuine IBM template.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it an Electron rocket descending to the ocean?

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Our mathematicians aren't as good as SpaceX

Look up "Lossless Convexification of Nonconvex Control Bound and Pointing Constraints of the Soft Landing Optimal Control Problem" which is a 2013 IEEE paper. One of the authors is with SpaceX

Holy O'Fuck. I've played lots of KSP, but that math left me far, far behind. Like talking quantum physics to a sheep, far behind.

I don't even really understand what the title means, except it's somehow "how to land rockets on barges without earth-shattering kabooms"

The bios of the authors at the end are especially entertaining.

Palo Alto Networks patches 9.8 severity CVE in popular GlobalProtect product

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Re: Discovered a Year Ago

OK, in my opinion, that takes them directly from "security firm" to "black hat hackers" - they're exploiting an undisclosed vulnerability for their own financial gain.

USA signs internet freedom and no-hack pact it's ignored since 2018

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Re: Bit by bit, the USA is returning to being a normal world citizen

I'd say "not if I can help it" but the Dems have a habit of putting up people about as electable as Stalin and Hitler after passing over many far better folks, so I would end up not even bothering to vote.

Epic battle latest: Judge reminds Apple it has 30 days to let apps link out to non-Apple payment systems

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Isn't that a sign of the Apocalypse?

As System76 starts work on its own Linux desktop world, GNOME guy opens blog, engages flame mode

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I use FVWM. I don't think it's even been updated in a decade.

Microsoft accidentally bricks Insider HoloLens 2 devices

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Actually, the Kennedy Space Center visitor's center uses Hololens for a "walk on Mars" as one of their exhibits, and it's pretty goddamn cool.

(Edit: and I'm glad to see it's not Oculus, and money is not flowing to that dickhead running Facesbooks. I'd much rather it be Microsoft, as much as I hate them.)

Oh, Comcast. An Xfinity customer and working from home? Maybe not this morning

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Wait...

So the Sheriff's Dept tweets to people who have no internet connection to not call 911?

Now that's a splash down: Astronauts spend 8-hour trip to Earth in diapers after SpaceX capsule toilet breaks

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Re: Finals...

Allegedly Tom Stafford Frank Borman held it all the way to the Moon and back on Apollo 8.

That's determination.

Google's Pixel 6 fingerprint reader is rubbish because of 'enhanced security algorithms'

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Re: Near Real Time

Perhaps, but he does have a point.

Say what you see: Four-letter fun on a late-night support call

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Re: Reminds me of x-ray film fun and games

I had jury duty so I rode over and went through courthouse security. Since I was on a motorcycle, I had a key ring with a firm attachment to my belt.

Apparently this was a romper room no-no since it was A Serious And Lethal Weapon.

So I ask what to do? The guard tells me to take my keys and lock them in my car. Seriously.

So I turned around and left.

I got an annoyed call asking why I didn't turn up for jury duty, and I recounted the above story. There was a long stunned silence, then she told me in a tired voice that I was excused and she would deal with it.

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Re: Reminds me of a message I once got.

"That's why I love VoIP. You don't get people phoning up to complain that the network is down."

Hibernating instrument on Hubble roused as engineers ponder message problem

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Re: Perspective

I can't remember the machine, but I remember typing in a 2 or 3 page magazine listing. This was early '80s or so.

I remember typing "run" and all it did was say "syntax error"

No line number, nothing else. I think that machine went in the garbage soon after.

Waterfox: A Firefox fork that could teach Mozilla a lesson

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Re: Forks are a sign of success.

not down to Firefox's decisions

My reasons for abandoning Firefox are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT down to Firefox's decisions. They're the ones that dropped the features and functionality I needed and drove me away.

Features that have disappeared:

* Ability to turn off javascript

* Ability to not use tabs

* Activity indicator

* User profile manager

* Tab groups

* Fine-grained cookie management ("accept/deny this cookie" dialogs)

* Sound (now PulseAudio only, no ALSA)

* RSS reader

* "Save tabs and quit"

* Ability to export history

* FTP

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Re: Palemoon, check. Seamonkey, check.

Isn't Seamonkey the ONLY open HTML editor out there? As far as I can determine?

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Mozilla is the modern Xerox

And just as full of bumbling middle management morons.

Whenever automakers get their hands on chip supplies, the more expensive vehicles are first in line – NXP

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Re: Start Stop

I assume you've never been in a vehicle where the battery's shit the bed, and you're a college student too poor/busy to replace it until the end of the week and you still need to get to school.

So the engine stops, and the battery's too duff to restart it. You're fucked. In the middle of the intersection. With horns blaring behind you. I would think that'd be annoying.

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Re: Run ..... ?

why there is a switch behind your clutch pedal in the first place

So the computer can shut off cruise, and not over-rev your engine when you push the clutch.

I assume the defective switch is failed to always-on, so of course cruise doesn't activate.

Isn't that rather obvious?

What a clock up: Brit TV-broadband giant Sky fails to pick up weekend's timezone change, fix due by Friday

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DST is NOT an easy problem to solve.

There is a whole team of people monitoring the laws around the world governing timezones and DST and updating the timezone database appropriately. (It used to just be Arthur David Olsen, all by his lonely)

Every time I update Debian, there's a timezones update.

- Palestine will fall back 2021-10-29 (not 2021-10-30) at 01:00.

- 01-no-leap-second-2021-12-31.patch: No leap second on 2021-12-31 as per IERS Bulletin C 62.

- 02-samoa-dst.patch: Samoa no longer observes DST.

- 03-jordan-dst.patch: Jordan now starts DST on February's last Thursday.

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I just discovered the time on my Energica SS9 electric motorcycle does have a GPS, and does understand DST and timezones, and displays the time accordingly. If I ride across a timezone boundary, it changes. When DST changes, it updates.

My jaw is still rattling around on the floor from discovering this.

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Re: I hate DST.

Oh yeah, speaking of radio controlled clocks... I got one that displays all the words written out, like "Wednesday" and "January"

Problem is, if it doesn't get the nightly WWVB broadcast, it doesn't update the date! For example, it stayed "SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 4" for a week. By the time I noticed it, it was too late to return.

This is the "Marathon" brand clock, designed in Canada.

Edit: All my other "atomic" clocks roll the date at midnight, no matter what.

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Re: I hate DST.

I don't observe DST. I come in at for work at 8am, and when the DST shit happens, I come in at "9am"

When they complain, I plan to say "DST is against my religion. The clock is sacred. Leave it alone." - so far nobody has complained, or even noticed.

Most of my clocks are either computers or "atomic" clocks that get the US WWVB broadcast, and even my wristwatch is self-adjusting. For those that aren't, like my motorcycles, microwave, stove, etc. FUCK 'EM, they stay on EST and like it.

This is because changing time REALLY REALLY fucks with my sleep schedule. After the time change, it takes about 3 months before my body stops pitching a fit and lets me sleep on a schedule again. And unfortunately, I'm not exaggerating or joking. God knows I wish I was.

Of course we've tried turning it off and on again: Yeah, Hubble telescope still not working

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Re: Hope

Well, as high as it is, it's going to be up there for at least a century. No need to "maintain" the orbit.

Apple's macOS Monterey upgrades some people's laptops to doorstops

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"$99 and 24h later"

So Apple made $99 from his upgrade problems?

I see they have a real incentive to fix things and ensure trouble-free upgrades, then.

Trojan Source attack: Code that says one thing to humans tells your compiler something very different, warn academics

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No examples

It's interesting that there's absolutely no downloadable examples of bidirectional text anywhere.

There's not one text file I could download and look at with (for example) emacs or Android Studio.

So I have no way of determining if this has an impact on me or not in my usual coding environments.

Twitter's algos favour tweets from conservatives over liberals because they generate more outrage online – study

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Re: Yet another explanation

A more modern version of "don't feed the trolls"

Trick or treat? Massive solar storm could light up American skies this Halloween

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Mars mission

So that's the current (if we had one) Mars mission dead? (according to my intarwebz "research")

Or what would actually happen?

Real-time crowdsourced fact checking not really that effective, study says

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"Facebook, now living under the assumed name Meta for its own protection"

I'm dyin' here! Funniest damn thing I've heard in weeks.

Shrootless: Microsoft found a way to evade Apple's SIP macOS filesystem protection

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Pint

Re: New variant found

Goddamnit, I came here to post this...