* Posts by Gene Cash

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RAF shoots down 'terrorist drone' over US-owned special ops base in Syria

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Re: Technically fantastic but...

Eh, as I see it, they were provided a free target for training exercises. The RAF usually has to pay for that.

CISA issues emergency directive to fix Log4j vulnerability

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Ah, Java

Write once, crash everywhere.

Thank you, FAQ chatbot, but if I want your help I'll ask for it

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AT&T disconnected my phone service to try to sell me a new phone

I had a problem where my calls would get routed to AT&T customer support, but rebooting the phone fixed it, until one day recently when that didn't work, and no one could call me.

"You have been rerouted to customer service because your phone has been determined to be incompatible with AT&T's new 5G service, coming in February. Please hold for a representative."

So I waited on hold to speak with someone. I was rather steaming because I was trying to dial into a meeting to fix someone's computer issues.

The guy started off repeating that my phone was incompatible with 5G, then went into "would you like to purchase a new compatible phone..."

I said "wait, you disconnected my service to try to SELL ME A NEW PHONE? SERIOUSLY?" and continued with my opinion of his customer service, and possibly his genetic heritage, and his mother's service to the local army battalion.

He made some clicky-click noises and informed me that my phone service had been restored.

And yes, I filed an FCC complaint. The "President's office" has emailed me to call them. I replied that I have no interest in calling and speaking off the record. If they have a statement or questions, they can email me. I've also switched to T-Mobile, for whatever slight good that might do.

Facebook locks out 1,500 fake accounts used by cyber-spy firms to snoop on people, alerts 50k potential targets

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Re: Well done on the naming and shaming

I'm pleasantly surprised they actually named them. As I was reading, I was absolutely certain it was going to remain "seven surveillance-for-hire firms" and that's it.

East Londoners nicked under Computer Misuse Act after NHS vaccine passport app sprouted clump of fake entries

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Re: The Yellow Advertiser

Could you get a job at Oracle, then, please?

Web3: The next generation of the web is here… apparently

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Whenever your device's IP address changes, it sends a message to each of your friends saying, "Hey, my IP address has changed." You use your OpenPGP identity to sign this message so they can tell it's really from you.

Congratulations, you've done a shitty reinvention of DNSSEC.

CompSci boffins claim they can recreate missing lines in log files

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Re: did the events actually take place or not

Yes, he says "I need another drink"

Google Chrome's upcoming crackdown on ad-blockers and other extensions still really sucks, EFF laments

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People don't care

They put up with Mozilla's complete dicking-over of Firefox. They'll put up with this.

ExoMars parachutes just about good enough to land rover safely on the Red Planet

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Re: Rosalind Franklin ExoMars

" If There Is Life On Mars We Will Know For Sure In 2023"

Seriously? Sounds like they need to be taken down a notch or two, and face reality.

Log4j doesn't just blow a hole in your servers, it's reopening that can of worms: Is Big Biz exploiting open source?

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Re: Businesses are simply not in the business of fair dealing.

I'm not trying to say business in Europe is all sunshine and roses, but that actually "fair dealing" can be a part of business, and is a part of business throughout the world (but maybe a little more in some parts than others).

Part of it is American law saying "anything not directly for shareholder benefit is basically illegal" and stuff like "inventory is taxable" despite it already being taxed when built, and taxed again when sold. This leads to the current problem exposed by COVID where no-one keeps inventory on-hand now. It also leads to things like books being quickly out of print.

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AKA the "iceberg problem" where 70% of the code is "below the waterline" and not really visible (and prone to sinking your project)

Don't make an iOS of yourself – Apple's patched its OSes, you know the drill

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SOS call?

The keypress to make an SOS call has been simplified (but also overlaps with the screenshot keypress).

I'm not an Apple owner. What is an SOS call? Is it a shortcut to an emergency call to something like 911 in the US? Or is it something like the latest Android crap where you hit the power button and there's an "Emergency" item? (I tried it, and it popped up a menu item to call 911, but didn't actually call it)

And what does "overlaps with the screenshot keypress" mean? Is there now a possibility to accidentally call emergency when you wanted a screenshot? Or does it make using screenshots more of a pain in the ass with more steps?

Is VPOTUS Bluetooth-phobic or sensible? The answer's pretty clear

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Bluetooth

Or, considering my "successes" in pairing earphones and other stuff to my phone, it could be she just wants something that works.

It sucks paying $600 for a helmet with a built-in Bluetooth communications unit that just won't pair to anything except an iPhone. It also kind of sucks having earphone wires flapping in the breeze, but at least they work.

I also have a shitty app to control settings on my motorcycle where pairing doesn't work in the current version. You have to install an older version, pair it, and update.

Ooh, an update. Let's install it. What could possibly go wro-

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Re: Not a commercial system but...

Yeah. The point at which Firefox dropped ALSA and went to pulseaudio, was the point where I stopped using Firefox. There's a hack that restores it (Google "apulse") but why bother?

Another Debian dust-up with Firefox dependencies – but there is an annoying and awkward workaround

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"dangerously outdated browser"

Eh, I still run FF v43 as that's the last one with cookie control.

Revealed: Remember the Sony rootkit rumpus? It was almost oh so much worse

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Re: Never done any business with Sony since and never will

Same here. I get funny looks from Best Buy, Staples, etc employees when I say "no Sony stuff, thanks"

Ghost of Christmas past haunts Oracle despite impressive revenue growth

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litigation related charges totalling $4.7bn

Four point seven BILLION dollars in litigation?

Really? That is eye watering. How many goddamned lawyers did it involve? Hundreds?

Lack shame? Fancy some festive Windows knitwear? We've got your back

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I don't have a shirt idea, but I do have an "I've been dBASEed" button to go on it!

China: Bars app that often hosted dissenting conversations

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Sigh

Douban's colourful past means its banishment leaves Xi Jinping's government open to accusations that it has acted to damage a source of dissenting opinion.

Isn't this like saying "the Atlantic's high water content leaves it open to accusations that it's very wet"?

Intel updates mysterious 'software-defined silicon' code in the Linux kernel

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Re: Keep going Intel

BMW is bringing it to cars.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/34547/bmw-is-planning-to-sell-heated-seats-and-more-as-a-subscription-no-really

Hubble Space Telescope restored to service: No repeat of those missing messages, but here's a software patch anyway

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Re: Then there's this:

Jesus... that graphic of V1 looking down on the Solar System like that... and realizing that's not KSP, not Mass Effect, not HALO, or any other video game, that's real... makes the brain go blank.

AWS wobbles in US East region causing widespread outages

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Re: Remember - CLOUD COMPUTING is NOTHING MORE THAN ..

Don't forget, cloud computing started as Amazon selling the excess data center capacity it only used during the Christmas rush...

So I'm not surprised it wobbles during December.

Shocking: UK electricity tariffs are among world's most expensive

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overhead lines

Thars ya prahblem!

We're pretty much forced to use underground lines here in Florida (aka hurricane central) as overhead just plain doesn't survive.

It does have the side effect of no ugly poles and lines - on the other hand, an underground transformer in my neighbor's front yard caught on fire, and they had to dig it up and replace it. An interesting "my... front yard... is emitting smoke!" moment there.

The nub of the issue: Has your ThinkPad's TrackPoint gone TITSUP*? You aren't alone

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Lenovo is crap

I have a Lenovo laptop where the trackpad just plain doesn't work at all now.

Battlefield 2042: Please don't be the death knell of the franchise, please don't be the death knell of the franchise

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Re: I bailed after 2142

I don't remember who said it but "It's worth noting that EA are so hated that they have twice won the award for being worst company in America against the sort of companies who's activities occasionally result in massive environmental damage and/or people actually dying." is right on point.

A smarter alternative to password recognition could be right in front of us: Unique, invisible, maybe even deadly

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Better than the roommates that left their plasticware in the oven.

What will life in orbit look like after the ISS? NASA hands out new space station contracts

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Re: The best technology of the '70's. Again.

Centrifugal section? Why would you spend all that effort and money to escape gravity, just to recreate it?

Apple files fresh appeal to stop court order demanding external payment systems in iOS apps

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Sure you do. You can appeal all the way up to the Supreme Court, which may decide to not actually hear the case. I think there's like 4 or 5 layers of courts below that.

Google sued for firing staff who claim they tried to follow 'Don't be evil' motto

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Re: Google is a US corporation

This is right up there with strong loyalty to companies that would lay them off in a nanosecond.

James Webb Space Telescope may actually truly launch this century, says NASA

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Not sure why it takes 10 days to put in 63 gallons of fuel and oxidizer, but hey, this is JWST.

Smart things are so dumb because they take after their makers. Let's fix that

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Re: Zengge Wi-Fi protocol

Interesting. I get "About 37 results (0.91 seconds)" and if I put it in quotes, I get just this article.

One result is "vikstrous/zengge-lightcontrol: A command line tool ... - GitHub" which is probably useful.

Another one is:

https://faqsys.magichue.net › privacy › policy › magicB...

Your privacy is important to us here at Zengge Co., Ltd., and we want to be clear ... local hardware identifier for applications using wifi and Bluetooth.

Which is absolutely hilarious.

Australia will force social networks to identify trolls, so they can be sued for defamation

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The ultimate nanny state

Australia even outdoes California, and that is quite the high bar to clear.

[proudly wearing my Prop 65 cancer-warning t-shirt - honestly I bought a carpenter's square that had a prop 65 warning on it this weekend - and I'm not kidding]

You forced me to use this fancypants app and now you're asking for a printout?

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Re: "She literally scans the document she has just printed"

threatening to resign

Cue the "I should only be so lucky" muttering not exactly under your breath.

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Re: Holidays

I know it's "Cracked" which has gone to garbage, but this is worth a read or two

https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-true-meaning-christmas-that-everyone-forgets

Nuclear fusion firm Pulsar fires up a UK-built hybrid rocket engine

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Re: Rocket science

Yes, and his estate has *finally* allowed it to be reprinted, replacing my samizdat PDF printout.

Privacy Sandbox saga continues: UK watchdog extracts more commitments from Google over ad tech

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Re: This is a waste of time

Nothing ever happens if you don't at least give it a try. If you just roll over and try to ignore it, then Google gets to do as it wants forever.

Even Al Capone was caught -- by the IRS.

Swooping in to claim the glory while the On Call engineer stands baffled

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Re: Hey Rob!

Eh, the inscrutable error messages throw one off, and can completely hose your debugging tree.

For example, I filled my FJR-1300 up at the gas station, then it wouldn't start, with an error number that meant "bad crank position sensor" so I was like "well that's fucked then" and called for a tow truck, which basically put an end to getting anything done for the day.

Turned out to be a bad starter relay, and the computer went "well I fired the relay, and it's supposedly cranking, but I'm not seeing anything, so it's gotta be a bad crank position sensor!"

If I'd **known** it was a bad relay, it would have been a simple matter of push starting it. But with the stupid and incorrect error message, I was thrown off course.

Robotaxis freed to charge across 60km2 of Beijing

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Stop

Safer

Robot taxi has to be safer than my driver that spent most of her time reading her paperback.

Rust dust-up as entire moderation team resigns. Why? They won't really say

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Dern tootin' and they better not forget it!

Don't make us send over Alistair Dabbs to administer a spanking.

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Re: If it's important enough to resign

would you prefer they set themselves on fire in protest?

No, but there is holding a dialog to fix things, and there is constructive criticism.

On one end of the spectrum there's just pointlessly bitching and moaning, and on the other, there's actively trying to fix things.

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If it's important enough to resign

Then it's important enough to specifically say why, so others are aware of the actual issue, so they can fix it. You're supposedly resigning in the hopes of changing things, after all.

Otherwise it's just showboating & attention-whoring.

Just saying "the core team sucks" is not helping anything.

Saying "my manager sucks" doesn't help. Saying "my manager hogs all the credit and doesn't reward anyone on the team" is something people can do something about.

James Webb Space Telescope gets all shook up – launch delayed again

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No, it's time to make bigger rockets (again)

Fancy being an astronaut but didn't go to uni? Your time may have finally come

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Coat

Work expereience?

"Applicant must have been on 4 Moon missions or equivalent"

A tiny typo in an automated email to thousands of customers turns out to be a big problem for legal

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Re: A small percentage of the blame should go to the other RDBMS creators...

Then there's the VISIO-like diagramming software called... "dia"

Totally useless to Google for any sort of issues with it.

SAP's Embedded Steampunk little use to those on anything but the most recent system

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Server errors plague app used by Tesla drivers to unlock their MuskMobiles

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Re: Internet dependency

I have to wonder what the hell do you do w/o a connection? There's plenty of places locally I know of that still don't have any because they're way out in rural farmland.

And what if you have a grid blackout, and you need to get in your car for safety? "Oh I'm sorry, I can't connect to a server" doesn't cut it.

The ideal sat-nav is one that stops the car, winds down the window, and asks directions

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Re: winds down the window, and asks directions ??

Now I know a new phrase... and there's a Wikipedia page on it? WTF?

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Re: Garmin

Garmin still doesn't know my entire subdivision exists. It's been there since 1994.

There's almost 20 square miles of blank "here there be dragons" on the screen.

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Do you not want to stop avoiding toll roads?

Wait what?

After that one, my TomTom got a toss over the shoulder at 80mph.

A lightbulb moment comes too late to save a mainframe engineer's blushes

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Error 47

Got a brand new electric bike and took it out for a spin. Stopped for lunch, and when I got back, the bike was flashing "Error 47"

No idea. Dragged out the owner's manual. No table of errors. Stood with my phone Googling. Nothing.

Finally decided to push the bike over to the shade, and flipped up the kickstand. Error 47 disappeared.

I bitched BITTERLY at the company, and they included a table of errors in the next revision of the manual and on their support page.