* Posts by Gene Cash

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Europe's GDPR coincides with dramatic drop in Android apps

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Fuck Google

Hm. I know there was a dramatic push by Google to kill apps that didn't specifically target the latest OS. Two of the very best weather radar and storm tracking apps were victims. There was also a couple useful star chart apps that were killed too. Another one was a GPS app that showed satellite position and signal strength in a very useful manner, as well as providing a way to pull the latest AGPS correction factor.

The latest Google App Store requirements are very draconian, and designed to push people to the latest phones by turning older phones with older OSes into abandonware.

I think this would explain the drop in apps better than the GDPR.

Colonial Pipeline faces nearly $1m fine one year after ransomware attack

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Colonial Pipeline

People putting very large amounts of gasoline into plastic bags in the back of their cars was the best part.

I'm still amazed at the lack of subsequent "car explodes into huge fireball" stories.

An international incident or just some finger trouble at the console?

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Paris Hilton

"I see Spain, I see France... no, wait. I don't see France!"

(and the obvious icon...)

OpenAI's DALL·E 2 generates AI images that are sometimes biased or NSFW

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"Trained on images scraped on the internet"

To quote a famous philosopher, "THERE'S YER PROBLEM!"

Thinnet cables are no match for director's morning workout

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Re: Ethernet woes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph

Starlink's Portability mode lets you take your sat broadband dish anywhere*

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Re: "If Starlink detects a dish isn't at its home address, there's no guarantee of service"

Because you're moving into an area with OTHER folks with a paid subscription, and they shouldn't suffer because you're trying to snaffle their bandwidth.

It's not first-come, first-served. You get what's left over. ""Starlink prioritizes network resources for users at their registered service address."

Also, there may simply not be satellites in view. Granted, with the metric assload of satellites they're putting up that's probably not an issue, but they need to put in in the fine print anyway.

Twitter buyout: Larry Ellison bursts into Elon's office, slaps $1b down on the desk

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Re: Dickheads?

I dunno... I think he should drop this shit and concentrate on "Occupy Mars" which is far more important to the species.

OTOH, he *IS* the world's most autistic billionaire, so I guess the "oh SHINEY" effect is in play.

Logitech's sales plunge 20% as demand for PCs slows

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Re: Are you sure it's not because of poor quality?

for more than three years

Well then you have some of the old stuff that still had quality.

The new stuff is crap.

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Are you sure it's not because of poor quality?

I have a Logitech Bluetooth keyboard that can barely keep its battery charged, as opposed to a similar Microsoft keyboard that is still 85% charged after sitting for 2 months.

I've gone through 2 Logitech mice that have just simply failed after 3 or 4 months. One falls off the USB bus after a couple minutes, the other just doesn't do anything when you move it.

Mozilla browser Firefox hits the big 100

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I'd mention all the useful things Mozilla has removed from Firefox, but I don't think El Reg has that much bandwidth.

Spanish PM, defense minister latest Pegasus spyware victims

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Re: more questions than answers

Me too, but that's probably secret as hell to prevent NSO from dealing with it in their next release.

Apple to bin apps that go three years without updates

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Monopoly

This would be ok if you could sideload apps.

Google does the same thing, but you can go to F-Droid and other places. Apple... you can't, unless you go through the pain of jailbreaking.

Microsoft Edge's 'Secure Network' sounds a lot like a built-in VPN

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Re: If only home routers could offer a VPN too....

You mean like OpenWRT?

https://openwrt.org/docs/guide-user/services/vpn/openvpn/server

https://openwrt.org/docs/guide-user/services/vpn/openvpn/client-luci

It's got the "works on my machine" seal of quality assurance.

Problems for the Linux kernel NTFS driver as author goes silent

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Re: Hang on a mo ...

OK, AndrueC for maintainer... any other votes?

Sorry bub, you've been conscripted! Here's yer Model M keyboard and EMACS reference jug :-)

Seriously though, it's a shame the GOOD Microsoft code is so obscure and deeply buried.

Interpol: We can't arrest our way out of cybercrime

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private security firms and law enforcement need to work together

Yes. law enforcement needs to stop going "yawn, what's ransomware again? do we have a form for that?" (at least in my experience)

Bumblebee malware loader emerges as Conti's BazarLoader fades

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Re: What drama

I do wish we could wake up and find it was all a dream.

NASA's modified Boeing 747 SP SOFIA to be grounded for good

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Re: Shame, but understandable

Heck... look at the B-52: designed in 1948, first flight was 1952, and they're intended to be still flying in the 2050s.

One hundred years for an aircraft design is incredible, but Boeing absolutely scored the perfect bullseye on what was needed, and with a design that was upgradable.

Autonomous Mayflower to attempt Atlantic crossing, again

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Re: Not the ultimate goal ?

At a demo of the principle of the electric generator, an audience member asked Mr. Faraday, the behavior of the magnet and the coil of wire was interesting, but of what possible use can it be?

Faraday answered Sir, of what use is a newborn baby?

Arm wrests back control of its rogue China limb

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Coat

A Wu-ful tale

I'll get me coat

Rocket Lab to attempt mid-air recovery of descending booster

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Sample returns

Speaking of samples smacking into the Utah desert... the Mars Sample Return container is planned to do just that. No parachutes, nothing.

After Genesis, they thought "How do we do a backup of the parachute?" and the answer was "You don't, parachutes are about the most effective decelerator there is, by mass. anything else would weigh a ton"

"So then what do we do if the chute fails?" "Well, you can beef up the capsule to survive it"

And then they realized if you beef up the capsule that much, you don't lose anything by just deleting the parachute.

So if things work out there's going to be an earth shattering kaboom when the Mars samples come back.

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Re: Hmmm

Well hopefully there won't be as much boom and smoke after the helicopter catches the rocket.

Apple's self-repair service finally launches after months of silence

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Re: Not 100% "self" repair

So what happens when a ton of people need to call in to repair their devices?

Are they going to have a lot of folks trained in this apparently very complicated system configuration utility?

Or will it be "estimated wait time to talk to a service tech is 3 hours, 45 minutes"?

And what if you're running beta iOS? According to their requirements list, you're just out in the cold.

China again signals desire to shape IPv6 standards

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This makes me not want to use IPv6

China only does stuff that benefits China and its repression and control.

If IPv6 didn't assist that, China wouldn't give a damn about it.

Elon Musk's Twitter mega-takeover likely imminent

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Customer support

Only thing I use Twitter for is customer support. It seems to be the only way to get any action out of most companies nowadays.

That and bitching about the UI failure that's Google Maps - which appears to be a never-ending wellspring of material.

Debian faces firmware furore from FOSS freedom fighters

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Re: It's a curious distinction to make

Actually it's worse than that

if I don't install the latest microcode update for my i7-3770, it'll run for about 2 hours before throwing a fault of some sort or the other.

I honestly thought I had a bad CPU before I knew I had to load the intel-microcode package.

Europe twists YouTube's arm to get better cookie consent popups

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Re: This is how I browse a webpage these days

Firefox got rid of annoying audio by helpfully dropping support for ALSA.

Since I don't run that pulseaudio shite, it's blissfully silent.

I use yt-dl to get YouTube videos playing in a decent GUI (mpv/vlc/xine/mplayer/whatever) without stuttering, poorly interpolated off-aspect video, or ads.

Amazon to spend 11 days of annual profit developing robot warehouse workers

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Will they be complaining "robots are taking my job?"

I certainly hope not... this is where we need robots, in the sh*tty repetitive boring tasks that are so far just difficult enough that no one's spent the money to make a robot do it. - not stupid crap like "can we deliver potato chips by flying drone?"

But in unrelated topics, there used to be "mule spinner's cancer" where oil from cotton mule spinner machines hit workers in the crotch on a constant basis and turned out to be carcinogenic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mule_spinners%27_cancer

File that under "they used to do what?" that hopefully things like warehouse-stock-fetching will be filed under with a "that was before they had robots" tag

YouTube terminates account for Hong Kong's presumed next head of government

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Re: Astonishing!

That's ok, we solved that incarceration rate thing... our police just shoot people dead now.

NASA taps commercial partners for near-Earth communications network

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Re: Kuiper

Or a broomstick...

I think the basic idea is "we can't just GIVE it to SpaceX, even though they're the only viable bidder, we have to make it look like some sort of an impartial competition"

AWS's Log4j patches blew holes in its own security

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Re: Java

Yeah, except it's usually "Write once, Crash everywhere"

Oracle already wins 'crypto bug of the year' with Java digital signature bypass

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So what other sanity checks did they leave out on the rewrite?

That sounds like a fertile field for security research.

IoT biz Insteon goes silent, smart home gear plays dumb

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And for what?

I haven't seen any IoT product that has any guarantees of anything, including if they'll be in business next week.

I think they're SoL

Beanstalk loses $182m in huge flash-loan crypto heist

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"The Web's Currency"

I wonder if anyone still remembers Oracle's "Beenz"

Atlassian comes clean on what data-deleting script behind outage actually did

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Re: Cut once

"Cut toward your chum, not toward your thumb!"

Microsoft details how China-linked crew's malware hides scheduled Windows tasks

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"enabling and centralizing Task Scheduler logs"

So wait a minute... I'm not a Windows guy... but wouldn't that have all your machines pounding one disk and single point of failure? And generating a ton more network traffic?

Plus aren't these just more logs that no one is going to look at?

Swedish firms ink deal to make green hydrogen with wind power

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Re: Nuclear submarines?

Not always. The equipment is rather finicky, and produces enough for the crew. When it breaks down, they have chemical "candles" to produce O2, similar to the candles that caused the fire on MIR.

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Re: That's the future

No, the gist is that H2 takes more to create it from water than to burn it, so it's a loser's proposition.

That's basic chemistry, no matter the tech used.

Plus the wind doesn't blow all the time, so if you've become reliant on it, and you're becalmed for whatever weather reason, you're fucked.

Couple that with the loser's bargain from having to crack H2O, and people will be freezing to death.

SpaceX launches first totally private mission to the International Space Station

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I think I must note that when I plan a vacation to Disney World, I don't account for the huge amount of money WDW Inc. has spent building the place. Nor do I account for the money spent on the road I will use to get there, or for some people the amount spent on the FAA, airports, aircraft, and other things making air travel possible.

The Souls noob's guide to Elden Ring

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Fun to watch, not to play

I've been watching Luke guide Ellen through DS III on their OutsideExtra channel.

These things are fun to watch, because Ellen already has a lot of video game dexterity and skill, so she doesn't do too bad, and Luke is that "magic GPS" saying "ok, now you want to go through the 3rd door on the left"

Me? I'd just have a short repeating life as a floor wipe.

I stopped playing the new HALO Infinite because it now has bosses (a very non-HALO thing) and even on easy, they're impossible to defeat. I just keep getting stuck on a wall and the guy with a hammer just keeps smashing me flat. That isn't fun.

Edit: And no, I don't want to be part of any "community" - games are a respite from dealing with other people.

AMD Threadripper CPU supply severely low, PC makers say

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Re: Naming

I don't know, but "Threadripper" is a bit less dry then Pentium-whoteva.

Raspberry Pi OS update beefs up security

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I got 3 from Mouser... took about 4 weeks instead of their quoted 3-6 months. I didn't need 'em badly so I didn't care when they got here. That's probably key.

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Re: Linux and security

Nope. People have bitched loudly about this for a while.

Apparently you've been so far up the Windows hole you haven't been listening.

Adobe Creative Cloud Experience makes it easier to run malware

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"The advice given is to simply ignore the warnings"

Probably the same thing Adobe "developers" do when they compile something.

Atlassian Jira, Confluence outage persists two days on

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Re: The vocabulary of our age

I'm thinking "a small number" is a short phrase for "95% of our customer base"

French court pulls SpaceX's Starlink license

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Service 'likely to have a significant impact on market for provision of broadband internet access'

Well, yeah... that's the fucking point!

Starlink lets me tell AT&T and Spectrum to go piss up a rope for not providing me decent broadband internet access at a decent price.

Chinese distro Deepin hits 20.5, complete with browser called Browser

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I tried installing it...

It said I couldn't set the root password to tiananmensquare.

UK suit over reselling surplus Microsoft licenses rolls on

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Re: Licence, not license

Are you referring to the American ex-colonies that actually stuck to the older correct spellings, by any chance?

The time you solved that months-long problem in 3 seconds

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Re: Fuck that

"You know what really boils my roots..."

SPAC sponsors could soon be held liable for over-hyping to investors

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Re: It's about time

No kidding, and a lot of these are rocket startups. We don't need stupid investment killing the fragile new commercial space small payload market

And seriously, I misread the title and thought Oracle was in trouble over SPARC desupport or something.

Linux kernel patch from Google speeds up server shutdowns

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I've figured out even quicker shutdowns

Just pull the plug.

I'll be submitting a pull request tonight.