* Posts by Gene Cash

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Meta's Zuckerberg paid $27M in 'other' compensation for 2022

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Re: Amazing how afraid

According to https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-bodyguards-security-costs-ceos-mark-zuckerberg-tim-cook-2023-3#tim-cook-1358515-in-2022-7

Tim Cook: $1,358,515

Marc Benioff: $1,446,977

Larry Ellison: $1,564,394 (and we know how much he's hated)

Jeff Bezos: $1,600,000 in 2021

Sundar Pichai: $4,309,583 in 2021

No info for Satya Nadella

According to an Insider investigation into Facebook's security operations, Zuckerberg has 24/7 protection, and one of his Bay Area homes has a panic room.

The investigation also found that there's a rumor among Facebook employees of a "panic chute" at the Facebook office in case Zuckerberg and his team need to evacuate.

Firmware is on shaky ground – let's see what it's made of

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Firmware in my MONITOR

So I was stupid enough to buy a Samsung product, a 49" Odyssey monitor. It's flaky as hell, where when it comes back from sleep mode, it randomly flickers hand-size portions of the screen and you have to power-cycle it.

I did a firmware update and now it sporadically just doesn't come back from sleep mode and doesn't respond to the power button or anything except yanking the power cord.

How much of an idiot are you when you can't make a monitor work properly?

Pager hack faxed things up properly, again, and again, and again

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"perpetually pinging pager"

Removable batteries were a thing back then. I had a box of dead AAs that could be slotted in for plausible deniability.

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Re: Fax related

Yes! Tim Hunkin is actually making new content on YouTube.

Sadly, his partner-in-crime, Rex Garrod, died a few years back of Alzheimer's.

MSI hit in cyberattack, warns against installing knock-off firmware

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Re: If released, Good for power users and gamers

Why put up with that crap, when you can just stop buying MSI motherboards and buy better stuff instead?

Move over, Google Earth. Caltech's here with a fresh 3D tour of Mars

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5.7 trillion pixels

My 128x48 TRS-80 is going to struggle with that!

Seriously though, I heard about this earlier and it ate up 3 or 4 hours flying around looking at stuff. It really is high resolution, though with my shitty network connection I have to wait for stuff to load.

There are already a couple papers out on stuff that's been noticed in this, where they've been pointed back to the raw data and actually discovered new features.

Mariner IV flew by Mars the day I was born, and the story took up the front page of my hometown paper, so I always have a bit of an affinity for Mars. Plus 80% of the SF stories I read growing up were on Mars or about Martians.

And there's a valley on Duna in KSP in honor of Valles Marineris.

Child hit by car among videos 'captured by Tesla vehicles, shared among staff'

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FAIL

"Tesla driving through a residential area at high speed and hitting a child on a bike"

So yeah, I'll bet this was shared.

If I was a Tesla employee and I saw this, I sure as hell would send this up the management chain saying "hey this needs to go to the authorities"

What's Tesla's responsibility here if they have evidence a crime was committed? Shouldn't they send this to the police as evidence of a hit-and-run?

Welcome to open source, Elon. Your Twitter code just got a CVE for shadow ban bug

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"accounts that have been subject to mass blocking"

You mean like spammers? Gee, that's a shame...

Cardboard drones running open source flight software take off in Ukraine and beyond

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Re: Blue Peter

That's an episode I'd watch...

Virgin Obit: Launch company files for bankruptcy in US

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Supposedly they burned through over a billion dollars

April 3 SEC filing: "accumulated deficit over the company’s history of $1.01 billion"

Ouch.

Why UK watchdog abandoned its Apple monopoly probe

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Re: time limits stipulated in the UK's 2002 Enterprise Act

No, they just need to get off their ass and do the investigation in a useful timescale. 6 months is plenty.

There's no reason under the sun such an investigation should take that long, other than pure bureaucracy.

I'm no fan of Apple, but no one should have to wait forever for such things to take place.

Euro privacy regulators sniff Italy's ChatGPT ban, consider a pizza the action

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Re: Italy, you are badly wrong

I really don't see how a semi-random text-rearranger is a "HUGE economic value"

Hey Siri, use this ultrasound attack to disarm a smart-home system

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Re: Hmmm.

I recently had to install Windows 10 for the first time, and as a guy that's played HALO literally since it came out, having Cortana suddenly speak up during the install WAS CREEPY AS FUCK.

It was about as unnerving as hearing a voice mail from my dead grandmother or something on that order.

Made my skin crawl.

I couldn't hit "turn that crap OFF NOW" fast enough.

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Re: Amusing typo

There's also the "fist-generation Echo Dot"

Yeah, I'd put my fist through one too...

India flies – and lands – reusable autonomous spaceplane

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No, it doesn't look like the Shuttle or Buran

But it does look like an X-37.

Also, those landing gear are obviously from the parts bin, just there for the drop test.

It's good to see DBS getting a beating from the authorities. At least on this side of the pond, banks get a pat on the head a "we'll do better next time, right?"

Also there's a metric assload of typos and spelling errors, and still no corrections link.

Version 100 of the MIT Lisp Machine software recovered

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Re: Good or just entertaining

fundamental constructs of the language (car and cdr) wouldn't have been named after arcane architectural features of the IBM 704.

Thank you. Finally somebody said it.

Italy bans ChatGPT for 'unlawful collection of personal data'

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Re: RTFC - as in Terms and Conditions

That actually implies that clicking the T&Cs doesn't shit on the process of signing up or whatever you were doing, or that they don't come up in a box 20 characters wide by 4 characters tall with both horizontal and vertical scrollbars. And if so, extra credit for making it impossible to copy/paste to an editor to actually read it. And even if that doesn't happen, the T&Cs are written in such dense legalese as to be almost impossible to understand without an hour trying to parse it.

(Kudos to those very few sites that DO make their T&Cs both easy to read and easy to understand - you guys deserve a Nobel prize of some sort)

Virgin Orbit lays off 85% of staff as funding deal falters

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Cast of thousands

Why do they need 800+ people?

When SpaceX had their first successful Falcon 1 flight (after 3 failures) I believe they had less than 150 people.

Startups (and VO is a startup) need to be lean so they don't just blow through all the money, like VO has.

Boffins: Microgravity impacts cell repair systems in proteins

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Re: Somebody did not get the memo

There's a lot of memos that I ignore because they're stupid and wrong, like this one.

Amtrak back on track after server breakdown forces dozens of cancellations

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Stop

Brought AMTRAK to a crawl?

How could anyone tell?

The main train to the west coast has "temporarily" been out of service for 5 years now.

Google says it did not train its AI chatbot Bard on your private emails

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It's a sad day...

When you believe the LLM over the PR rep... I guess both are about equally mindless.

RIP Gordon Moore: Intel co-founder dies, aged 94

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Re: And I had just bought some more Xeons, too…

Ugh. Adaptec SCSI controller broken firmware fuckery. At one time I was assisting a bloke who had the full time job of dealing with that.

One set of cards would work fine. The next set would completely die after being queried for LUNs or something equally common. Firmware.

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Re: Has anyone ever wondered

Life would SUCK without computers and the internet. I REMEMBER how much life sucked!

I can get parts for my motorbike without relying on the dealer's incompetent parts guy and paying a 30% markup for the privilege.

I can get tools I need. I remember trying to buy a 32mm socket in '94, and it was a nightmare.

I no longer have to depend on TV for entertainment, with 20% ads and canceling anything that's even slightly interesting.

I can buy stuff I need. People say "support your local merchant!!!111oneoneone" and I say "I would, if he stocked anything I needed! Or would bother ordering it!"

I can learn how to do something in a couple hour's research.

I can learn something's possible that I didn't know about, like the fact a 2022 slipper clutch drops right into a 2007 FJR with almost no work, or the 2009 master cylinder is 2mm larger and gives you a much easier clutch action, and again, it just bolts on.

The cashier at my local grocery store can just instantly scan items. I remember as a kid when she had to punch in EACH and EVERY price of every item that one bought. I also remember the dreaded "price check" when an item didn't have a price, so things ground to a complete halt while she had to send a stockboy to actually physically look.

There's a computer running the fuel injection in my bike so I don't have to clean carbs every summer and winter. There's another one monitoring my front wheel so my brakes don't lock up and throw me to the ground.

Digital cameras are so much better than faffing about with film and processing.

GPS saves my butt at least once a week. I have worse than no sense of direction, and I remember when I had to take 4 or 5 maps of various resolutions EVERY time I had to go somewhere. I also remember sitting in my car screaming "WHERE THE FUCK AM I!!?!" in frustration at the umpteenth time getting lost.

I can sit down and write a reasoned, coherent email instead of sitting on the phone going "um... er... ah... wot... I don't know..."

I can meet up with people by texting until we get together. Doing that before cellphones was a nightmare. You could try to coordinate beforehand, but something always came up to completely destroy everyone's plans.

Edit: and I almost forgot having the '60s science fiction item of being able to video-call my mother and have a face-to-face with her despite being 670 miles away. That one thing brightens both our lives immensely.

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Re: And I had just bought some more Xeons, too…

In 1982 a 40 megabyte (not gigabyte) hard disk, which was the size of a microwave oven, was $5K. It had 14" platters IIRC. This was on a CompuPro S-100 box.

I remember selling PC ATs with 10-20GB drives for $4K or so in the late '80s during college.

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Re: And I had just bought some more Xeons, too…

Heh. I remember expanding my TRS-80 from 4K to 16K for something like $220 in 1980s dollars.

My mother, who was a mainframe coder, thought it was a needless extravagance.

Microsoft scrambles to fix Windows 11 'aCropalypse' privacy-battering bug

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Re: See also Metadata

Because it's part of using a camera?

But then I guess they just go "it's magic!!" when Photoshop displays the aperture, time, flash mode, etc on an image.

I'm getting real tired of "oh the computer just knows!" from people that are actually rather smart and should know better if they spent 1/10th of a second on it.

Edit: and it's had real world consequences when someone advertises something expensive for sale and people get the location from the image to steal it. Or people finding a scammer and coming to beat him up.

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FAIL

aCropalyse

Can we stop this immature business of giving bugs stupid and childish names?

Accenture puts 19,000 staffers' heads on the chopping block

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Re: The chickens are coming home to roost

Oh and you forgot spent Long March rocket stages crashing into people's homes, complete with clouds of toxic nitrogen tetroxide.

Just amazing.

Toshiba board supports – without recommending – $15 billion takeover bid

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Ah, Toshiba

The guys that cancel any different and innovative product (like FlashAir) that I found useful.

I hope they continue crashing and burning.

French parliament says oui to AI surveillance for 2024 Paris Olympics

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The Olympics have always been a political joke and a waste of time

Nobody I know here in the US - work or friends - watch any of it.

Looking at the list of cities, the last time I watched was 1994.

Student satellite demonstrates drag sail to de-orbit old hardware

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Re: Sputnik-like CubeSat?

One thing this article doesn't mention is that SBUDNIC is also an acronym of the student's names.

Putin to staffers: Throw out your iPhones, or 'give it to the kids'

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Former British Prime Minister claimed he never owned a mobile phone until he left political office

Which former British Prime Minister? Churchill?

TikTok cannot be considered a private company, says Australian report

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How much are you paid for these posts, bro?

Reg fashion: Here's what the well-dressed astronaut will wear on the Moon in 2025

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It doesn't exist

The reason they had a cover over "the proprietary bits" is that the proprietary bits don't exist. They don't have an actual suit, but they had to show something.

John Deere urged to surrender source code under GPL

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Re: I just use my old Ford 8-N

That's all romantic and misty-eyed and rebellious sounding, but no. Larger farms don't have the time or people to "use them in tandem" - that does not scale.

Farmers don't buy these large machines because they think they'll look pretty in the middle of the field. They buy them to harvest the most crops in the short window of time they have, and to avoid as much backbreaking work as they can.

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Re: Has there been any progress on the chipped parts?

Well, my Epson died in the middle of printing a dozen pages from a service manual I needed on-site, so I was not in a mood to look kindly on it.

I had to do a lot of research to figure out what was going on as this was a new "feature". At the time, reset s/w was "hax0r w4rez" and not available from anywhere that I trusted, nor were pads available. Mine was simply in the bottom of the printer so replacing it wasn't a problem.

It's left a bad taste in my mouth, and my first printer was an MX-80 with GrafTrax so I'd been an Epson customer for a LONG time.

But they've lost me. I'm voting with my wallet and buying other brands now.

If they'd done "Ink pad is almost full, you need to service your printer soon!" or ANY sort of communication, instead of the printer dropping dead with an obscure error, then I wouldn't have felt like I'd been played for a fool.

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Re: Has there been any progress on the chipped parts?

Or you can just buy from Brother, which is what I did. No chips in their laser or inkjet printers.

And no Epson tricks like having the printer brick itself after a certain number of cartridges until it's sent in "to have the cleaning pads replaced" at double the cost of the original unit.

You've been pwned, how much will each stolen customer SSN cost you? How about $7.5k?

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Re: As always, the onus is on the victim

Oh no, I'm sure they're moaning that they're being taken to the cleaners "for this tiny little incident" and they're going bankrupt.

It's just sad that the news is that they're paying anything at all. Usually they get away scot free.

Alarming: Tesla lawsuit claims collision monitoring system is faulty

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Re: VW too

NHTSA doesn't seem to mind those, but I wish they would.

Well, the NHTSA doesn't actually go looking for issues. It acts on complaints from owners. So if you want something done, it would help to file a complaint on their website.

UNIX co-creator Ken Thompson is a… what user now?

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Re: ...on the feeble pretext that he designed the C language.

I remember a girl at uni that wrote her assembler semester project... in COBOL. Mainly because one of us said it as a joke one night and she took it as a challenge.

Techie fired for inventing an acronym – and accidentally applying it to the boss

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I've seen SOOOO many IT issues where the resolution is finally "then the CEO is going to be doing an important xxx one day"

It's only when the CEO himself takes it up the bungster that things get properly fixed.

Eufy security cams 'ignore cloud opt-out, store unique IDs' of anyone who walks by

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Sure, but that's not the point. The point is to beat Anker with a large stick as hard as possible for their BS.

Ellison's healthcare obsession carries risks for Oracle

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That's a highly flawed analogy. That Yugo has all 4 wheels on it.

Lenovo ordered to pay $140M for InterDigital patents – sees this as a 'major win'

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Re: Chinese Hardware and Apps

Because not too long ago that Chinese company was actually building IBM's line of "Thinkpad" laptops. IBM decided that the business wasn't profitable enough for an American company (or something) so sold the business to their subcontractor.

Yeah. I was FURIOUS about that... and that was the moment I realized IBM had been on the "long downhill" for a while and they were never coming back up. Kind of sobering to realize the technology company of all technology companies that was a staple when I was growing up... was dying.

The Stonehenge of PC design, Xerox Alto, appeared 50 years ago this month

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I met Dr. Kay once, back in 1982, at the Atari Computer Camp in Asheville, North Carolina. They rented a Univ of N. Carolina dorm for the summer. It was in the Great Smokey mountains and absolutely eye-wateringly beautiful country. It was quite an experience for a kid from an illiterate redneck-ville of only 8K population. I was also randomly picked to be interviewed by Jane Pauley for the TODAY! show. I happened to be standing nearest the camp counselor when he said "we need a kid for the TV thing" They didn't sync the camera with the computer monitor so I'm pointing to a completely blank screen and describing things that aren't there.

Anyway, he was Atari's Chief Scientist at the time, and I showed him how I hacked up a program to command the 810 floppy disk drive by talking directly to its CPU. He was impressed and offered me a job at Atari, but unfortunately there was the Great Video Game Company Crash of '83, Atari was dismembered, and Kay left to join Apple.

I would REALLY like to hear an El Reg article on NeWS if someone could swing it. I always thought a UI on top of Display Postscript was a huge idea, strangled to death by Sun keeping it tightly proprietary and so now we're STILL stuck with X11.

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Re: the language that begat C

I was sort of disappointed when I found out that BCPL didn't stand for Before C Programming Language

One third wiped off value of GitLab shares, Wall Street didn't like weaker outlook

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Re: The fundamental problem with being publically traded

Yes, people bitch and moan SpaceX isn't public, and Elon always says "no way in hell"

Requiem for Google Reader, dead for a decade but not forgotten

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"Why did it never get easy to subscribe to things in RSS"

What? I copy the URL into a Thunderbird "new RSS feed" dialog and I'm done. What could be easier?

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Re: RSS

I have over a dozen RSS feeds in Thunderbird

LockBit brags: We'll leak thousands of SpaceX blueprints stolen from supplier

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Yes, I think this is one situation where the black helicopters in your front yard is not a joke.