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Apple: Samsung ripped off our phone patent! USPTO: What patent?

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It isn't just prior art. The principle of engineering known as rounded corners was forced upon the makers of Liberty Ships during the early 1940's. Previous attempts to weld vessels together with large square holes in them came apart in the Atlantic.

The process of making rounded windows especially for ships probably goes back to the time of Noah but was largely forgotten just in time to make the Comet Britain's epic Fail of the 1950's

I would have thought the Sorks would know about ship building principles or don't they apply to mobile phones over there?

Flying drug mule crashes in Manchester prison

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Re: Maybe, the plods are going about this the wrong way.

You mean they will give me a holiday in the sun for the price of a hit. Is that hemp or something stronger?

E.ON fined £7m for smart meter fail

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Re: What *customer* wants this?

Except when they are not. They are much more worthy of haveage if mounted high above factory rooftops where the only things detracting from a pretty landscape is the Hem Heath Screwfix warehouse.

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Re: What *customer* wants this?

Fancy getting down-voted for not seeing the places no longer worth seeing?

Who are those guys?

Let's get to the bottom of in-app purchases that go titsup

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Re: Youtube is not just for kitten videos

And to think that I spent all my Windows 98 days wondering why MAC users filled 2.5 GB drives with pictures.

It never occurred to me they were pictures of children playing, nor that grown men would spend evenings filming children at birthday parties after spending 2000 quid for the apparatus to make it all worth while.

Which begs the question:

What apparatus did Cyril Smith use?

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Try this

The real men start in 2 minutes. I believe the head of an axe used by these athletes weighs about 6 pounds and it is flying at the end of a three foot stick:

https://youtu.be/YnBHaq6rzcE

China decides to cook its own chips – report

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After the suffering comes the clean-up

Whilst the west is concentrating on shutting down it's nuclear power stations China is finally learning the importance of cheap clean fuel. Soon it will be in a position to close down western markets and, no longer having to supply western customers, how many years will it take them to go after the west's customers themselves?

Ten or fifteen?

Then the stone hits the feet of clay or is it a Chinese fan?

GCHQ's infosec arm bins advisor accreditation scheme

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One has to wonder

Is someone suspecting a chance of being snowdenundered?

Or is this a Channel Dash thing?

The first thing that the high command did with the officers in charge of the photographing of the Keele Canal was ditch the boy in charge (amidst rumours of corruption no less.) It sounds crazy to imagine the Navy giving the Germans that on in the middle of WW2 but it was either them or replacing battleships with flyboys. And the RAF was sincerely out of favour back then.

Follow the money...

Oh, wait. its a secret.

NASA photo gallery: How to blow $200m of rocket in seconds

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Something about not boeing to the inevitable

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Re: @Stoneshop - Clearly

> so, not 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or was it?

TalkTalk about a simple explanation, though!

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Re: "toxic jet fuel coated the entire site"

The last I heard was that the residual agent orange and hydrazine left over from the Vietnam war got disposed of in the Rocky Mountains, Colorado thus spreading it evenly, all the way through to California. As for overpopulation you only have to scroll across the USA in Google Maps to find loads of room, some of it still unpolluted (relatively unpolluted.)

> NASA said the problem stemmed from either poor engine design, a defect in the equipment, or possibly

> that foreign objects got inside the pumps and caused the failure. Orbital Sciences claims the problems

> are solely down to the Russian rocket motors.

There is no way that the designers, builders and owners of that rocket are any less than completely responsible for the demise of said rocket unless they had an hostage situation where they were being coerced into using an old, untested, foreign made, unit that was likely to have bits in it that were either rubbing or various other consenting, contentious, inclusive unreasonables.

Goodfella's attack smacks Slack chap for whack crack? It's a fact, Jack

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Re: That is not verbal evisceration

>That is the sound of a here-today-gone-tomorrow ephemeral tech bubble bursting against the rocks of a long-established, powerful industry. Welcome to the real world Mr Butterfield, I think you'll find no one gives a shit.

That is the sound manipulation/pose factor behind the AOL TIme Warner Walter lets change the copyright laws an keep Micky Disney and Recording Industry Association of America we don' know how to FAIl but will do so regularly until someone says stop ... oh! ..wait

FTFY

Colorado unshackles cities, lifts ban on govt-owned muni broadband

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Co Operatives in America

Actually socialism is strong in the Tory heartland there it always was when a tornado ripped the roofs off Klansmen they would soon gather together to rebuild the house and barbeque a negro in celebration or sacrifice..

It's just that even in the case of utilities like water and sewage even electricity, distances were so great as to make socialism unworkable and expensive and that is why Comcast monopolists could get away with the minimal requirements, they were not expected to do their best.

It will be interesting to see how the new politics of Internet and surveillance will work out once people start to get an education..

Biggest problem with virtual reality: It can be a little too real for people

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This is an English language site for English language people

This is an English language site. Please use English.

Virtual versions of it are sometimes accepted, outside the UK and Northern Ireland. (And we don't always use Northern Ireland.)

'A word processor so simple my PA could use it': Joyce turns 30

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Re: Even now, I still get..

Let me know if you ever want to sell her.

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Re: Thanks for making me feel old...

> in 1995 that it was still possible to publish a world-wide 'telephone directory' in one volume, with all their email addresses in it!

Wasn't that illegal in Britain in those days?

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Butt

He gave the world TV engineers that could work on satellite dishes once he got the contact for providing rubbish Sky connections that needed constant replacements. I wonder how many on here got their start professionally from that cowboy.

Microsoft may join Mozilla and retire SHA-1 in 2016

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How about a security Icon from Ashtralia> the faceboobgirl?

'I posted winning race ticket in Facebook selfie ... and someone stole it!'

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Re: Theft is still theft, if true...

It should be easy enough to interview thousands of friends. All they need is a computer, they could even post the questions on FaceBoob

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Re: Theft is still theft, if true...

So what is the legal definition of a "winning ticket"?

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10,000 people who you have not spoken to once, are not, "friends", in any sense. They are just people you spoke to once.

FTFY

Alumina in glass could stop smartphones cracking up

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Silica

I am pretty sure that high silica glass has always been a product. It being made of silicon and oxygen the other half of the product would have been aluminium wouldn't it -or must I look it all up again?

I gather they used some sort of ruby effect on early production supermarket tills to help them cope with wear and tear, how am I going to find out more about that?

I am pretty sure shaping a search will be a difficulty.

I think the cheaper glasses were produced by adding sodium and other metals such as lead to the matrix because it had the effect of lowering the melting point. Several decades ago Toyota or some Japanese firm began experimenting with vitreous enamels looking to make an engine that ran at very high temperatures.

Does it seem that they finally got there?

Jimmy Clark's son will be pleased.

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Re: Ultimate test

Do you mean your wife and cat or the phones?

Remember this could well be an ultimate test, so careful what you say.

MPs launch 'TalkTalk' inquiry over security of personal data online

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Too Late

New surveillance powers will be given to the police and security services, allowing them to access records tracking every UK citizen’s use of the internet without any need for any judicial check, under the provisions of the draft investigatory powers bill unveiled by Theresa May.

It includes new powers requiring internet and phone companies to keep “internet connection records” – tracking every website visited but not every page – for a maximum of 12 months but will not require a warrant for the police, security services or other bodies to access the data. Local authorities will be banned from accessing internet records.

Guardian.

Did someone comment recently that Dildo Dido is a Tory Scion?

I think the term is Spion.

Windows 10 is an antique (and you might be too) says Google man

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Hewlitt Packard?

What happens when you get rid of Orphaned Files with Linux updates?

Here's how TalkTalk ducked and dived over THAT gigantic hack

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Re: Dido Harding the Hero

They think its all over.

It isn't yet!

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Getting rid of schmucks

That doesn't sound very British, so I suppose the BBC will be keeping Rory Cellan Jones, foreskin and all.

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failure to deliver service with reasonable care and skill

Once you get told that your account is not longer working, by some illiterate non English speaking oik (that just happens to have all the data on you that Talk Talk requires to verify you) then you could assume, quite rightly that it IS an official contact from the supplier and all you have to do is tell them:

"OK, see to it the account remains suspended; I am going to get a decent ISP, please send the official communique in writing," and then tell them where to go.

Hint when speaking to people of that nature: Shout V loudly.

How do you anonymize personal databases and protect people's privacy – over to you, NIST

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Wow! Six comments already...

Does that mean everyone elseis busy working on it?

Or is everyone working on the obvious conclusion: "Getting into NSA will make me famous."

Miss Brittany dethroned for posting 'nude' Facebook pics

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Re: Double standards?

I always wondered why we are not Great Bitagony in Fronche. It was because by the time we got there Brittany was wearing the tousie'res.

We're getting kick-ass at seeing through walls using just Wi-Fi – MIT

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@you in?

Like turtles you mean?

Meanwhile in other news the United States is making threatening noises about what will happen to us if we leave the common pig trough. Looks like they have us surrounded.

We suck? No, James Dyson. It is you who suck – Bosch and Siemens

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Surely to gain any meaningful conclusion you need to perform the same identical test with all the models concerned.

Not if you only want to catch the one.

TalkTalk incident management: A timeline

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child shamed

What is the legal position of a 15 year old?

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Re: Jumping ship

I was thinking of the jumping ship analogy for people who think they have to wait. Your best route is to talk to someone with business or legal acumen who can tell you what the prospects are. If they need to act quickly enough in a worse case scenario Talk Talk can go broke and leave you in the shit.

I would have thought someone in a magazine like this might have offered advice already. And I don't just mean readers in the comments.

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Re: False offer for "free credit reporting"

> I'm a TalkTalk customer, at least until my contract expires.

> They don't make this information easy to find on their website because they're [incompetent|malicious]

You don't have to wait for expiry if they are incompetent or malicious.

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Re: Have I understood correctly?

The UK has a dead dog in this fight. They [GCHQ] are worse than the US."

For Internet surfers in the UK, the most significant surveillance program revealed by the leaks is Tempora. According to documents leaked to The Guardian, Tempora is a GCHQ program that intercepts data on many of the Internet’s fibre-optic backbone connections, both in the UK and globally. The extent of Tempora is unknown, but Snowden’s leaks contained a claim from the UK that GCHQ scoops up even more metadata than the NSA.

None of the GCHQs laudible systems aims served to prevent anything most of us would like to have seen prevented since before the USA was taken over by the chimp

Australia hid value of 'identifiable transaction' for networking kit

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So here's to the node up the road mate in piece.

Yahoo! crypto! queen! turns! security! code! into! evil! tracker!

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OMG - nothing is secret on the internet?

FTftFY ;o((

It failed utterly with your browser

You tried it but it gave me a huge list of places I ....whoops. Let you rephrase that.

Teenage boy bailed until November over TalkTalk incident

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Re: 'Ang on.....

He's British, not Irish, from Northern Ireland, and from a neighbourhood where most people vote for parties, go to them or do childishly silly things amid posters of Star Trek galaxies and Star Wars dolls and signed photographs of who's that girl with the strange haircut?

Princess someone?

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Paris Hilton

FTFY

> Following the arrest of the child on suspicion of the Use of his Parents Computer Act, TalkTalk claimed that "cyber criminals are becoming increasingly negligent and pranks against companies that do business online are becoming damagingly obvious".

I know I should have sent the comment to tips and corrections but it was obvious. You should have known by the way the use of NoScript makes your own site usable.

Meanwhile the d'oh d'oh winky wanky bird whose cloaca nests in place absurd has talk talk that is clearly heard. Rather than expessing thanks, when tipped the wink the lame bird tanks, with ratings in the lowest ranks because every time it winks it wanks.

TalkTalk plays 'no legal obligation' card on encryption – fails to think of the children (read: its customers)

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Re: Smut list?

Since our glorious plod got hold of the child so quickly we can assume he was only looking out of curiosity not really trying to do an harm and is naive enough to have not only spoken freely about it but asked the people who were looking for him for tips.

Either that or the Met has finally learned how to find its backside with both hands.

I think we are going to get hold of the full skinny very soon indeed. When he makes a public apology and explains what he did.

Or were you wondering about the Jimmy Saville connection?

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Re: @Dan 55 "Go to a smaller one that looks like its competent"

You are using Windows? Still?

I though that windows was only used by magazines like this to give them something to talk about.

As well as being unlimited versions of Linux there are three main formats not counting the other one. And you can use all of them interoperationally.

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Re: As I observed elsewhere in this illustrious mag

> We constantly review and update

> It wasn't encrypted, nor legally required to encrypt

= False advertising and failure of contract

= a get out clause. Close the account immediately and let the bastards sue you. You won't go to prison but even so it would be worth it to spite them on principle.

El Reg revisits Battle of Agincourt on 600th anniversary

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Re: time

> The specification for British light ("day") bombers designs of the 1930s stipulated an operating range that would reach Paris.

And by 1944 they had managed to make the Spitfire get as far as?

The idea being that once they got to Paris they could get to Berlin.

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Only half covered here was the use of archers and the double indemnity they provided:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVuVtP_xepU

The ground would not have been very muddy in 2 hours of battle in October although we don't know the crop recently harvested we know it was covered in a carpet of leaves and two days worth of rain. Not a lot -unless the previous summer was wet. So not much worse than a football field, despite what the expert said.

It was the stadium /domino effect plus the French discounted the archers their bodkins being inferior to the French armour and the weather being adverse to the heavy use of the bows. If the strings snapped at full pull, the bow would break. And a wet sinew would soon stretch and weaken if retightened.

As you say the cavalry would not have frightened the English, they knew from Alexander's time that the spear was superior and there was nothing stopping the archers using spears. Perhaps being used to attract the cavalry into the trap because they seemed undefended and afraid to use the full power of the bows?

TalkTalk attackers stole 'incomplete' customer bank data, ISP confirms

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15 year old using Talk Talk

How is it reassuring that a child using talk talk couldn't get all the data he wanted.

Of course it is true. He probably had shed loads, all pilfered as e-mail but they lost his emails like they lost all mine. Talk Talk's security was probably based on Julian Assanges used condoms.

VW offices, employees' homes raided by German prosecutors

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Tail-gate

VW Diesel Global Automotive Tailpipe Emissions Gate.

FTFY

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Re: Or just vague requests

What will come across as vague requests unless the company has been very silly is the brokering for the contract to supply certain sensors and emissions testing software, hence a link to people unlikely to get more business from VW for reasons best known to the devious buyers club.

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Re: To be honest...

The first time I ever hit the report abuse button is to report that an abuser who thinks carbon dioxide is a poison. If you are so mentally fatigued you mistook carbon dioxide for carbon monoxide, then you need to check your heating system and cooking equipment and go for a long walk in the lightest traffic you can find. Then go to bed and sleep it off.

In future save your abuse for the really deserving, such as the environmental cranks like yourself, that have no real idea about the way the world works but get terribly upset about it all anyway.