* Posts by I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects

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BBC boosts staff morale with jelly

I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects
Coat

Jingo balls jingo balls wears meatancoat.

It explains the corny mush on the box at the moment. Just in time for me to reconsider buying a license.

I rather think not.

But I probably will. (No moral fibre.)

Milton Keynes council embraces WiMAX

I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects
Stop

It can't be that bad can it?

"I'm thinking of moving to MK, is the infrastructure really that bad?"

As long as you never lose the car and the license you could be OK.

I think they closed pedestrian access to any shops there. Maybe they have pavements still though. Go and see before you make up your mind.

Port Sunlight it ain't. It's more the sort of 20th century update of the Victorian terraces of mill towns designed for one car families. But I only went there once.

Germans debut kitesurf-powered autonomous windjammer

I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects
Paris Hilton

Doh!

As the worst pollutant in Bunker Fuel 6 is about 3% sulphur, that fertiliser that makes Mediterranean volcanoes so attractive to farmers. If it was funnelled directly into the sea it might help conserve plant life in the oceans.

And as for the idiocy in Paris' article, the sail system if it works looks like it could <s>single</s>no-handedly compensate for <s>projected</s>his projected figures for future carbon use.

Not that I am a glowball warmonger.

Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's

I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects

Units of Embuggerance

The correct unit for embuggerance should be Wildes.

I think that a Pratchett is a measure of multiplicity of dichotomies. And the icon used for it should be a source bottle.

As in a dwarf buying a meat pie from Mr Dibbler and smelling a rat, for example. That could be worth 3 source bottles.

1 for the contents of the pies

2 for the pune on a pie from CMOT Dibbler and

3 for the source bottle.

I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects

1 Pratchett or 2?

Just a couple of things:

1: A Pratchett is not a suitable term for measuring embuggerance. Maybe as a negative function? and

2... Errrmmm

What was I going to say?

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