* Posts by I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects

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Nine sentenced in Chinese kidney-for-iPad scheme

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Not.

It all started with the corruption that wiped out Chan Kai Shrek's government. They were so bloody awful that they made Mao Tse Tung's idiots popular. Once the government gets taken over by zombies, it is difficult to clean house.

The boy was brought up as the pride, joy and only hope for his parents. There were no alternatives. The worst thing about the situation was that having a moron in China means you don't get to benefit the gene pool further.

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The more the vote is devalued the better som politicians like it

Not that anyone with a functioning brain would vote for a politician.

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Re: Legal age to vote used to be 18

Where?

New laws to shackle and fine the Press? We've got PLENTY already

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Remind me which country this is about.

I don't want to have to read an article based on the politics of a country whose politics I despise.

Dell launches Sputnik Linux Ultrabook

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Re: They are giving the middle finger to microsoft at last!

Downvoted for disrespect ot a golden poser.

European Space Agency clears SABRE orbital engines

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Eh hoh eh hoh eh ho!

Avez vooz thoughte zate ze Concorde was doomed the moment we got the French on board?

It was bad enough it remained a government project all its life, it died still wearing valves in the digital age. Good grief. In effing France!

How many versions of jumbo jets got produced in its lifetime?

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Ascent by name but not by nature.

I think you have missed the point of it being a JET engine and where passengers on jets tend to go and which routs are best for that and why.

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Machrihanish the arse end of nowhere.

Machrihanish sounds perfect. We need a multinational civil engineering project to join Scotland to the UK once more. And they have all the oil. The sooner we use it all up the better.

This made me feel old and also that though I have had 63 years, a lot of it was wasted waiting for my dreams to grow up with me:

> "The SABRE engine has the potential to revolutionise our lives in the 21st century

> in the way the jet engine did in the 20th Century. "

It summed up just how short a century is and how much can change in 100 years since Wilbur and Orville gave Frank ideas.

And to think we could have had jet powered Hurricanes in 1936 if only the British Government had been able to come up with a fiver. Hell they could have had jet powered, 25mm calibre firing Mosquitoes in time for the Battle of Britain if it hadn't been for the Ministry of Defence.

US software firm hacked for years after suing China

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Whoah! Mercy

We are going to find out how much regualr posters get to know about sociopolitics when we find out that god badgers are more badger than gold around here.

No offence Fred, you can have my brass one if you want but...

Having lots of people to mind fuck makes you pretty good at what Voland has intimated. Let me tell you how GCHQ got started...

Once apponner time there was this really average sized country but it lived in a place called Atlantic Approaches. Then one day, one of the wicked witches came to the feast......

<to be continued.>

Samsung suppliers broke labour laws, but didn't hire kids

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If you don't like slave labour...

Don't buy slave products.

All the super size companies in the world get their labour and materials from China because China stinks.

So stop buying Chinese goods and make the world a better place.

Can't be done and won't be done. Not until wages rise there and botom out here.

And maybe not then, philanthropists don't get jobs as bean counters and certainly not at Microsoft, Apple or Samsung.

Scoop! The inside story of the news website that saved the BBC

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Pity about the castratos

I despise the BBC.

Listening to the World Service a few days back (World Have Your Say) I was surprise how eagerly the presenters cut off everyone who made a valid point about the atrocities in a recently recurring war in Africa.

None the less it was a superior article from the Register.

Looking at the design of the website's early offerngs I wonder if the Reg is considering doing an Apple Jobbie?

Google parks panzers on Germany's lawn over 'link tax' plan

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Yes really

A newspaper can invade a person's privacy and make money telling people about things they haven't done some of which may be fiction and all of it rather demeaning for all concerned....

And they want to keep it secret?

Only in Soviet Deutchland...

Bradley Manning to speak in public for first time in two years

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Military Intelligence

NT

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Re: A perfect example of making bad choices

The allegation ndicates Wikileaks is an enemy of the state.

What a state to be in if that is true.

Truth is your enemy?

How can that be errrmmmm... tru....errr....

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But since the Chimpanzee stated they were only killing brown skinned people

In the name of democracy, he got re-elected.

Oddly I don't rememebr where this reply was heading when I wrote the title.

I think I am turning into an American.

Oh god!

May I have a gun?

I want to shoot myself.

Ericsson sues Samsung for un-FRANDliness

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Where is my Thatcherism is bloody stuid Icon?

Wouldn't it be nice if countries stopped importing foibles from other countries and set up businesses at home where the natives can make there own and kill patents.

Ditto for copyright shambollocks.

Samsung printers have secret admin account

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There was obviously a reason for this.

Why didn't you make any suggestion what that might be?

(And I am not just posting this to get a silver badge too neither so there.)

Datawind insists $42 tab isn't Chinese

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Shakes head (oh yes very much and no) and wonders

Did anyone else read that article in an Indian accent?

UK student in dock over Anonymous £3.5m PayPal attack

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Re: Ploddies

When interviewed by the police, you get one copy of the recording and they get another. I forget who has the thirds.

So who gets the copies of the harddrives and who watches that the police are procuring evidence honestly?

When the finnish Faltfeet trod all over that 9 year old non-adult (AKA little girl AKA moppet) for not downloading a song, who was acting in locum parentis, so to speak, for the impounded evidence?

Jubcropgate: El Reg in snake-fondling nude nipslip outrage

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But as Crusoe used to say

Any <Censored> in a storm.

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Headmaster

Re: Modesty taboos and religion

> Let pretty people wear what they want (or not, as the case may be)

FTFY.

Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

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I'm positive the police are shit.

Every-f-where.

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I f soviet russiahad only won that war...

They would have had the freedom to do what they liked to survive, if they could and everyone would have beena pirate. Even the policce would have been on the side of the people ....(who pay their wages these days.)

Judge to Apple: You WILL tell Samsung what you got from HTC

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Re: @James 100 - Attorney's eyes only = "samsung"

Will we find out what Samsung is told it must pay if it turns out Apple must dseal with them?

Not that I care -just asking.

BBC Newsnightmare: Opera chief brought in as new DG

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Re: @exexpat

If it is anything like what the actual factory grunt is getting it is part time work at minimal pay. But a temp factory hand is expected to make things. not break things.

Speaker Bercow's loquacious wife finally silenced - On Twitter

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Who's that then? NT

O very well.

"T".

Happy now?

British Ruby conference cancelled after diversity row

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Only in America

In Soviet America the Presidunce is off-white.

This is to do with their equality laws I believe.

(Last time, they had a chimpanzee so it shows they really mean it.)

Boffins biff over ‘twisted radio’

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Re: Second Law of Thermodynamics

> That is like arguing that quantum physics violates Newtonion mechanics.

Except of course Newton never got to deal with ferrets.

Radio frequencies change with the weather.

During periods of sustained anticyclones terrestrial TV became impossible and that was after decades of hi-tech development.

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Wouldn't infinite possibilities require infinite rigidity for both the aerial recieving and the ones sending?

DARPA looking for citizen sky-watchers

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If it was Britain...

It would be to track d-i-y boffins with a view to taxing telescopes.

Or worse.

Galapagos islands bombed with 22 tonnes of Blue Death Cornflakes

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Neutered starving toms are pretty effective.

Plus they can be called in or terminated.

They could have cat and poison weeks each year.

Fart-buster underpants selling well among Japanese salarymen

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Thanks for the insight.

I always wondered why people stick mobile phones up their bums.

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The Japanese commercial looks like a gang of victims picking on the accused and then the odiferous issuer getting a clue.

Do you suppose it was intended that way?

I don't read manga but gather it isn't exactly subtle.

'Spend police USB stick data loss mega-fine on IT lessons for cops'

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Re: Great idea! - not

Quite right the money should go to the suspects.

Report: McAfee founder wanted for murder in Belize

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Have you heard the latest?

I read a report recently that he is wanted for questioning by the police.

I have no idea why.

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Re: Don't worry

All you need is an update and he'll be back where he started.

Steady Antarctic ice growth 'limits confidence in climate predictions'

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von Karman streets ahead

> "Holland and Kwok reckon their new satellite research has at last shed some light on the mysterious (to climate science) ice gains around Antarctica"

It's a mystery to climate science but not to people who no longer believe what the artists formerly known as scientists tell us.

Climate science is based on logs that were buried in a marsh in coastal Siberia.

From this they have deduced that carbon dioxide is poisoning us all.

What if the problem could be cured by not chopping all the trees down but by growing them instead?

Microclimates all over large continents would change dramatically in 4 years or so. And all the excess carbon dioxide would be used as plant nutrient.

All you would have to do then is stop the idiots in the small continents overgrazing. That would allow aquifers to recover, natural ground cover to rebuild and fewer large ruminants farting green gasses all over the place and upsetting all those suicidal Kiwis.

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Gobbledygook

> We quantify dynamic and thermodynamic processes in the internal ice pack and show that wind-driven changes in ice advection are the dominant driver of ice-concentration trends around much of West Antarctica, whereas wind-driven thermodynamic changes dominate elsewhere.

Ice advection means transport of ice as opposed to creating or melting it as is the case elsewhere. You can actually watch what happens to water content in the air there:

http://www.bom.gov.au/australia/charts/viewer/index.shtml?type=mslp-precip&tz=UTC&area=SH&model=G&chartSubmit=Refresh+View

The effect has just changed dramatically as the season and this is also the explanation for the timing and the geography of the ITCZ. Come back in April when the world's tropical storm seasons start again.

BTW, who lives in Crib Coch?

BBC places news chief and her deputy beyond use in Savile row

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Re: Be careful what you wish for...

You think that an agency the size of the BBC should be treated differently to an old people's home or an hospital ward where the staff have committed similar offences?

Not using the TV and very little radio, I can tell you now that wat you lose is brainwash and what you get is focus in your own thinking. You get to live in a world without sound bites and without political promises. Be careful what you wish, for it pays dividends.

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He's more than a bit of a bugger

Alan sugar?

Are you ******* kidding?

Do you know what the Amstrad madel was?

Sell shit.

What gets me is that in ony 54 days in the job, one supernominal was found to be worth £450,000 on top of his £877,000 pension. Why did they waste such a find?

Google hit with $AUD200k defamation damages

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Reg munee

How much is £130,920 in double decker buses or whatever it is they use for trade in Oz?

Judge denies move to ban ad-skipping DVR

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Stop it NOW! or...

I would have thought it obvious. I won't be a lack of commercials that kills watching TV so much as the lack of entertainment value to those of us already fed up with commercials.

You can only adulterate food so much, after that people will begin looking for a change of diet.

Obviously couch potatoes are immune but obese people tend to confine themselves to the TV anyway, hell they might even get cured by watching TV.

UK prosecutors, cops ponder new probe into NASA hacker McKinnon

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Cruel and unusual punishment.

You are wrong to say:

> the opportunity to prosecute Gary in the UK has been missed,

It never existed. People shpuld not be at the mercy of lawmakers who can't make up their minds what the bloody law is. If they can't understand it how the hell do they expect anyone else to? No case to answer.

Besides which as the accused's repreresentaive says:

"If this was the case it would mean they could have prosecuted Gary in 2002 and saved our family more than 10 years of absolute misery which has destroyed Gary’s life and caused his mental health to deteriorate further, and has all but ruined our lives too,"

This 10 uear long scandal is torture and McKinnon should be able to claim compensation from the British bunglers involved. Screw the USA. When they finally get around to shooting that Chimpanzee, releasing all those innocent people incarcerated in Cuba and stop the rapes and murders in Iraq and Afghanistan, maybe the rest of the world should than begin to consider them a safe country to return their refugees to.

And never in my life time, ever consider sending any Brits to the bastards. Not unless it is one of us that assassinated one of their presidunces and is to recieve a medal, money and honours for the act of humanity.

Sock-wielding movie pirates go to prison

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But what about shits like Lucas Films?

Has any Star Wars film made a profit?

If they can't do it, it can't be true that copyright theft is ruining the biz.

So where is the truth?

Hiding?

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Who's who?

Seeing as you are so clever can you work out if it was cinema piracy that prompted copyright muggers or was it copyright pirates that causes the cinema wners to mug us?

Businessweek: 'It's Global Warming, Stupid'

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Call me stupid

I think your percetion of ice cores is over rated. Unless ice flows linearly, which it can't do on a slope as it is standing in water...

Or do they allow for that by drilling in a curve?

Wait...

Jump form one sample to the next. That would explain why they need so many.

Is that it?

Did you know that the art of dendocodology is based on 12 logs from a marsh in a region where weather is somewhat unclimatic?

Not only do marsh and semidesrt exist side by side but the weather changes dramatically in a day. Sometimes by a matter of several degrees. Like 50 of them for example.

Then you have the problem engendered by fogs and frosts all without knowing which is what.

As for podsoils:

If a fire has removed it, the fertility may increase in the region due to access to minerals or not as the case may be. So they can stick all twelve logs in in a fire and smoke them for all the use they are. Counting smoke rings might prove more accurate.

But I am not against the idea of doing something about the environment. But it isn't cutting out fires. It is in allowing the land and the sea to recover from big business and monocultural/agrichemical farming.

And that is never going to happen.

Family sues Foxconn in brain-damaged worker compensation case

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Conspiracies by Clarence Darrow.

It is strange that the people who have no property have been guilty of all of the industrial conspiracies, and the people who own all the earth have not been guilty of any industrial conspiracy.

A few men today can control all the industry and do control all of the industry of this country. A dozen men sitting around the table in a big city can bring famine if they wish...

And they are able to say to the working man engaged in industry just how much of his product they will take, and from him they take just enough to leave him alive. They have got to leave him alive, or he can't work, and they have got to leave him enough strength and ambition to propagate his species or the rich people can't get their work done in the next generation. And that is all that they are bound to leave him.

They have managed to control the price of their products, and charge what they see fit and all they need is to buy their raw material in the open markets of the world as cheaply as they can, and labor is the principal raw material that they use.

So the employer and the capitalist have combined in all industry, and they fix the price to suit themselves and insist that the workingman shall come to them individually and unorganized and compete with each other for a day's labor, so they can buy labor at the smallest cost and if, perchance, there are not working men enough here, they want the ports of the world opened so they can draw on China or Japan or any other country on the face of the earth, and get working men there to work for them at the smallest price.

And do you think under any fair system of industry and life we would ever need a law to keep a child out of a factory or a mill?

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/30731/30731-h/30731-h.htm

Apache promotes OpenOffice to top-level project

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Re: Article fail but overall...

I am grateful to all concerned with Open Office and Office Libre.

In centuries to come the world will have something better but will remember both applications for my research the way Latin is fondly rememebered today by every one of the millions of readers of Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica.

Thank you.

I thank you.

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OOofq

I thought you HAD to copy it all to text before you could do that.

Fancy it becoming an optional non option optionally.

'PENDING LARRY QUOTE' - Google financials dunder blunder

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Re: Wikileaks has become - the One Man Julian Assange show.

Quite right. Wars are always about the bloke in charge though they never apologise if theylive that long.

Personally I hope that he doesn't too, if he lives that long.

This is my quote of the week:

Google This is a digital copy of a book that was prcscrvod for gcncrations on library shclvcs bcforc it was carcfully scannod by Google as pari of a projcct to make the world's books discoverablc onlinc.

It looks even better if you read it in the marquee text, here:

http://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=http://www.archive.org/stream/elcastellanoena00jagoog/elcastellanoena00jagoog_djvu.txt&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dvagarda%2Bperu%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dubuntu%26hs%3Dfwq%26channel%3Dfs%26prmd%3Dimvns&sa=X&ei=hJ-DUKuhGubH0QWmzoHAAw&ved=0CGUQ7gEwBw

If I had a 20 billion big red ones to play with, I'd spend it on getting the scanner fixed rather than lose it to a bunch of second rate accountants.

Off on a tangent, thinking of the monopoly's money:

How many full double decker buses is 20 billion big red ones?