* Posts by I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects

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FBI offers $10,000 bounty for arrest of laser-wielding idiots

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Re: Sounds a bit desperate?

I just looked up a 40 watt system:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNsM4HDx-c

The one I was thinking about from a previous search a few months ago was about the size of a very large hand torch. And far more powerful.

It wouldn't take much ingenuity to rig one of these things up in a van or a car boot, firing it through a hole or a car lamp. Since that is what a some snipers are or were already doing in Iraq and Afghanistan, just using ordinary rifles, I wonder why there are only 11 a day being used successfully. And only on aircraft.

You’re NOT fired: The story of Amstrad’s amazing CPC 464

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Or you could spend several hours on the phone to Rupert Murder at premium rates to get a free Sky thing. I forget what it was. Couldn't have been a free view thingummy could it??

Ah the good old days. How I remember them I can't tell.

(Someone remind me.)

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Nail head hit!

I think you have described the course of every market inovator ever. It's no good doing an IBM and expecting people to buy the shop. Computer would never have been anything much more than business driven machines some of which ended up in the homes of office workers and middle management by virtue of employment perks.

What Sugar supplied was what Henry Ford supplied. Well made cheap end of the market goods at incredibly affordable prices. Who would be wearing a watch today if it had been up to Harrison to supply them?

I dare say you could make a list of innovations that would have got nowhere had it not been for penny pinching cheapskates like Alan Sugar pulling their share of the carpet out from under the inventors. Only of course, you had to charge the punters something. You still can't give Linux away.

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Sky's the limit

Anyone here remember the sugary con[f]ection boxes Amstrad supplied for the Sky aeriahem satellite dishes?

Sugar should have called it Toffee after what it didn't work for. How about a real article on the duds that the famous got rich palming off on us?

Getting documents all too easy for Snowden

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Boffin

If everyone used clipboards

It would be difficult for other people to infect Iranian centrifuges.

However if some of the secret data on the NSA servers could only be run on a certain type of hardware that was only available surreptitiously on a certain black market for certain non aligned persons...

And a friendly neighbourhood subcontractor was known to be helping them with their enquiries...

Say no more, say no more, nudge, nudge, wink wink.

Is there a "WTF am I talking about?" icon?

Ah yes.

Got it.

Edit:

Yes, I know it is more likely that they infected the site directly from the link to everywhere included in the region that they patched into a few years ago when that pair of glass cables either side of the middle east went tits up due to scrap copper/thieves dropping the anchor on them.

UK claims 'significant lead' in drones after Taranis test flight

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Black Helicopters

Taraniis may concern

I for one am not happy about this. The governmwent I am ruled by has an indecent history f spying. Let us hope the project languishes the way that the heroes of the fight against the Armada were left to languish. It's easy to tell from the name that it is primarily aimed at Iran. As if we hadn't stored enough of a legacy of hate in the near east.

taranis = Iran's IT.

If it helps, the use of early mobile phones anywhere near the research lab where it was developed would have their technicians in a phys and security bubbling with big sticks.

I suppose all you need to do is fill the airwaves with suitable interference and see what happens next time you detect another interferer.

So:

One down umpteen more to go. Good luck.

Larry Ellison: Technology has 'negatively impacted' children

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Learning these days

"To school kids these days, learning means copying and pasting from Wikipedia."

Which makes learning these days just like learning in the good old days except that few people would ever find out where people like JR Oppenheimer really came from in the good old days. Or ever get a chance to cross reference anyone's list of immigrants. And I mean EVER.

If you grew up in the McCarthy era, everything was in black and white, just like TV. Everything you learned would be right except your spelling.

Baby's got the bends: LG's D958 G Flex Android smartie

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Trouble with the curve

What are El Reg arsessments of curvarseture?

(Why don't we have any Clint icons?)

Opera founder von Tetzchner: It's all gone to crap since I quit

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Firefoxed

I couldn't get Opera working in a previous iteration of Linux not sure what OS it was but I'm on Mageia now (and am having similar problems with Konqueror would you believe?)

Anyway I too saw Opera going down the pan, I thought it was because the web was suffering from too much Google. Looks like I was write. (Just what is it with US government sites these days that has put most of them in bed with Google?

(I must have missed that story.))

15,000 London coppers to receive new crime-fighting tool: an iPad

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Holmes

It's iScream

I was wondering about witness statements. And I for one would think twice about telling a poiceman anything of use to their enquiries -just in case they came into contact with a tea leaf. You never know who or what they could bump into in the course of their enquiries.

My apologies for the abuse of the icon. Paris Hilton just doesn't do IT for me.

Fridge vendor pegged as likely source of Target breach

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FAIL

What about their bloody computers?

Warehouses work on the principle of piling them high and chucking them out the door.

They treat their staff like dogshit. I know nothing about the company but I'll bet a weeks income that they are sacking staff every day, running their IT on the lowest common denominator and that means they will be using rubbish servers and training server servants to be afraid to make noises.

The in-house network will be struggling on pdas using flat batteries and its upkeep will be reflected in everything that goes down the pipe, literally and figuratively.

Greenland glacier QUADRUPLES speed, swells seas

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They have got money to burn.

Don't you know anything?

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What we need is a bigger thermometer

Or how the hell are you going to take the temperature of an ocean?

All this glowballs has come about because we now have the ability to measure the temperature of >>the surface<< of the oceans. But we use satellites to do it with and have no possible way of ensuring they are calibrated correctly.

If we did know their readings are correct, we still couldn't compare them to anything previous to satellite data.

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Or

They might conclude you have been lead astray by incompetnts.

To start with: How can they tell levels have risen 1 mm?

Next: How do they know the ice on Greenland isn't sitting on water that is already connected to the sea in a manner that would have meant the ice was indirectly already floating?

And finally, all talk of global warming applies to regions of the seas in the Doldrums; a region encompassed by stable pressures of around 1016 mb.

Once it gets converted to atmospheric heat the dynamic changes from warming according to gas pressure laws into cyclones and anticyclones. Which at higher latitudes take the heat up into the upper atmosphere all the damned time.

Very little of that comes back down, so that what you get is an overall diminishing return of global heating.

If you can't see that, you shouldn't be involved in any arguments about glowbollocks.

You should be hyperventilating into a brown paper bag and then getting suitable medication for your stupidity.

Tip: Ask your doctor for some cyanosis. He will realise what your problem is immediately.

Snowden leak: GCHQ DDoSed Anonymous & LulzSec's chatrooms

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Re: Wrong analogy

Ah well at least we don't have to wory about all the civilian drones prolifigating these days. What we think we have to lose is already gorn.

Bletchley Park spat 'halts work on rare German cipher machine'

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One hundred grand?

Sounds to me like you are dyed in the wool bloody sheep staying there @ £75,000 per year rent plus utilities amounting to a total of more than £100,000 per year..

What you should do is use one year's rent to buy 100 acres of farmland adjacent a motorway junction/theme park; get the theme park to cough up the cost of moving you and invite hoards of RPG fans to come and help you rebuild.

I'm sure tea and buns along with the chance of playing Enigma 2 weeks a year would get you a full calendar of paying guests eager to build you a right home from home.

I'm pretty sure we could win this war if you pulled your fingers out.

We almost won the last one.

Just don't let any fat drunken midgets give half of Europe to the Russians this time.

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"Personally, I'd rather suck shit through an oily rag than give that bunch of tossers a penny"

It isn't the bunch that are tossers, just an evil cadre. What you might do rather than suck shit is hold a beltacnutinnagobweek bus party and go somewhere useful to stage the games.

I get the impression some of the "bunch" might join in.

Google opens up data on secret data collection orders

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But you forgot to add

"So it's pretty much like the USAF's definition of surgical strike or collateral damage" with a liberal penchant for friendly fire.

Canadian spookhaus says airport Wi-Fi slurp didn't invade privacy

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LOL

When the Mounties conspired with the USSS to kidnap a Canadian Ambassador?

You canuck be serious, eh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Watkins_%28Canadian_diplomat%29

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Don't forget Dieppe

"I rather assumed that all those Canadians died at Vimy ridge so I didn't have to practice John Le Carre-esq trade craft"

I think they died because the various governments concerned didn't give a crap about any dead Canadians:

Wikipedia on Dieppe

Objectives included seizing and holding a major port for a short period, both to prove that it was possible and to gather intelligence.

Kinda got it the wrong way around didn't they?

Never wonder why?

UK libraries trial free access to scientific research

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Not true

"Every tax payer should have access to *any and all* research which is even partially funded by the tax payer or any public body (such as an organisation claiming charitable status)."

...doesn't go far enough. Publically funded products should be free to all funders. This includes charts and other services. Which would kick the Thatcher out of a lot of agencies damaged by her grasping little clause.

The rest of your post is silly, unless you intend to have restitution made for the land grab that was Thatcherism. Best of luck with that.

Anonymous means NO identifying element left behind – EU handbook

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Damned Americana

I used to think I was alone in this use of the term. "Data is" sounds so much more natural than "data are".

Since common usage can make a term accepted, I don't see why uncommon usage can't. So if enough advocates persist in whatever, it makes it English and should prevent all the spoilt liitle unEnglish gits getting upset and very unEnglish about things.

London's King of Clamps shuts down numberplate camera site

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"It can detect speeding. Average speed cameras do exist that record number plates and the time taken to get from one camera to another. This claim could be true."

Knowing the time it takes to get from A to B wouldn't make it a clear breach of the law without some other levels of proof added.

Bangable poster firm Novalia makes printed 'leccy keyboard

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So that means..

No money in it then no money in it now?

Print coma to suit.

NSA, GCHQ, accused of hacking Belgian smartcard crypto guru

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008 all the spies

NSA bastards

NSA bastards

And GCHQ 8 the spies.

NHS website hit by MASSIVE malware security COCKUP

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I'm OK

My doctor uses Windows so I can rely on being able to access it all without too much difficulty.

NASA probe orbiting Moon sights ANOTHER SPACECRAFT

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Well you Can ave r al!

Judge: Google owes patent troll a 1.36% cut of AdWords' BEELLIONS

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They own the bridge and most of the road

What is the definition of a troll?

I believe it is a myth about creatures that live underbridges and either eat passers by or charge them for allowng them to use said bridge. And a search engine being a bridge...

Not that I have any objections to any of it.

It all seems to be toddling along nicely as far as I can see.

IT executive at JP Morgan dies in fall from bank's London HQ

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WTF?

"It is worth noting that just as society as moved on from the gallows and now considers such methods barbaric and uncivilized."

The reason that we no longer have a death penalty is that we no longer trust the police or the legal system. As for barbaric and uncivilised, I think killing certain types of people would be a boon to civilisations everywhere.

Did we have a free vote on whether or not we keep the death penalty?

I think I might have remembered a referendum on that. We had it decided for us by people that some on here besides myself, hold in very low regard.

I am sorry the man jumped. It was described as a fall but by the sound of the comments and the fact it is getting a low level of constabulation, the plod are not suspicious. I'm sorry anyone is so upset they feel "down" never mind act on the feeling. It is sad but you can't ever tell when people are suicidal until they are suicidal. Them's the breaks.

It is a high pressure world and getting worse.

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It would be a start.

Some taste.

Meanwhile will no one think of the children?

Or are the constables involved the sort that are allergic to Brazillian electricians and the like?

Cameron: UK public is fine with domestic spying

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Look you have all taken this the wrong way.

I can understand this as a lot of you are plebs BUT...

Most of you are nerds. So you see.

If you really wanted to do something about all this you'd say so on change dot org or somewhere. But you are not going to. So shut up.

It all started with privatisation and ALL the utilities became secret services.

>>>>You never even noticed it!<<<<

Now you don't know who to speak to when you can't get something sorted out with your gas meter because that isn't controlled by the same company as the the people you pay for gas.

All the local gas and electricity supply/repair offices went in the 1970's and YOU BOUGHT BLOODY SHARES IN IT. And there was a lot more going on that you or your parents were a party to. And because the only ones to complain were the bloody miners you did fuck all!

So now shut the fuck up all of you.

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A "robust" understanding of evil

"Cameron woudn't recognise a 'man in the street' if he stepped in one."

Yes he would.

BBC Trust: 'LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING' to this DMI mega-tech FAIL

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whether they use it to make world-beating telly (which they do)

NO TV licenese here so no interested party but I do look at You Tube now and again. (Almost nothing by the BBC but the occasional news link.)

I can't get over th way Jeremy Paxman rode all over George Galloway after inviting hime to a pary of commentators. (I believe he was included because of a recent success; becaue the BBC has to be apolitical and because someone else did the choosing.) He laid into him harshly and unreasonably then totally ignored the man.

That seems to have become typical BBC by the time I stopped watching TV. There had always been the sort of fencing out of compliants with the standard rebuff letters and all that. But by the end, it had become an alien broadcasting agency with countless minusule agendas and pettinesses. The evident dference shown to Paxman was obviously the reason Jimmy Saville got on so well with it.

I bet the sort of thing in the article is by no means the exceptional scandal that arises now and again. The phrase "type-cast" comes to mind. As for " world-beating telly", I can't think of a programme I would like to watch that isn't either as corny and pointless as soap opera or as sordid and depressing as revelations about a soap opera actor.

Sony on the ropes after Moody's downgrade to junk

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What Sony they did 10 years ago bizarre bubble.

The problem is that as with the BBC fiasco and various other large corporation failures; once a big enough company fails, it fails in every direction immediately. It's something like a gravity wave, it is not linear and it not snippable. It either gets worse or it gets taken over by a larger concern that just wants to strip it of the one or two assets not burned by the previous owners.

I can't recall (off-hand) any ever getting back on its feet. (Of course, there must be some.) I believe it's because of the way capitalism works. It would take an essay to describe the processes and each different type of company would have its own method of decay, a mixture of market forces, returned investment and falling demand.

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Quite right

I was trying to think what Sony were all about in the good old says before they began micromanaging homesexual boy bands. All I could think of was big black televisions and some nice early digital HiFi.

It wasn't until I was reminded about the rootkit scandal that I remembered buying a load of really great CDs from someone on a car boot stall that oddly, seemed to have only Sony CDs for sale.

Some months later I remember thinking a couple of my computers had bit the dust. They were only old ones that I just used as CD players, so never really bothered about them. Fuuuuuu....

Blocking BitTorrent search sites 'ineffective': Pirate Bay ban lifted for Dutch ISPs

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So... errrmmm....

Is it a museum for sheep farts?

Or what?

Volunteers slam plans to turn Bletchley Park into 'geeky Disneyland'

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If it ain't Apple would he bother?

Maybe someone from Apple might take it over so they could grab anything not copyright. Writing on valves or some such?

Wrinkly enamel paint?

Got it:

Cobwebs for debugging.

I'm pretty sure that hasn't ever been copyright

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A matter of logistics

I know nothing but...

"his bio says he's ex-Signals, working in intelligence, battlefield history and tours, so he has an interest in bowing the fodder across the lawns as fast as ..."

MP 'shocked' at failures 'at the top' of the BBC over epic DMI tech fail

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So how in heaven's name can they spend £100 million?

Have you never heard of the Dr Who Screen Of Death?

RTFAs. They have this yellow screen painted into the scenery so that everyone is familiar with the backdrop; then, when it is alright on the night, they will all be pleased as punch.

Or if it all goes tit's up, they just fire the scriptwriters/think it is supposed to look like that.

UK internet filtering shouldn't rely on knee tappers, says Tory MP

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Re: "advertisers feel their reputation is in danger"

I think I prefer to be annoyed by politicians on you tube than the advertisers there. But I can see the point you are trying to make. Both are a collossal waste of time and energy.

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I think you have hit the nail on the head

The internet is the architypical lonely place. Being online as a family is the only safety measure for teaching children about it and the exotc things in life and psychology.

The only problem is that in the 20 or 30 years we have had the net, nobody has ever thought of the children like that.

No, no; not the icon. Not now.

It's too late.

Reg reader crafts 3-axis GoPro 'Stubilizer' for skull-mounted cameras

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Alien

5 years in production

Before they come up with helmet integrstion for gimbals and the like then there will be prestubbie helmets and antistubbie helmets. 5 years later there will be health and safety design stubbie helmets and helmets that won't even sell in car boot sales.

It will be interesting to see how many hemet manufacturers will get on board versus how many will sell out to the ones that did.

ET explanation?

It's in the sky, innit.

Vile Twitter trolls thrown in the cooler for rape abuse tweet spree

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a "Tony Blair" note

But we are getting a Winston Churchill one. He was Hitler's greatest general until the USA stepped in and put a stop to it.

Then he gave Eastern Europe to Stalin instead of insisting the Russians removed him before negotiating with them.

Then he rewrote history giving himself the smiley face and finally pulling the chain on the Generals he shit.

Then he gets to be the famous war hero lauded in every civilised country and America.

Then he gets to be on a bank note.

Then uh... where was I?

Oh Tony Blair... yes... errr.

Worrabourim?

Great war leader yes. No crimes against humanity trial has ever proved different.

Deserved every bit of troll abuse he got.

What's his address?

Ancient video of Steve Jobs launching the first Apple Mac found

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WTF was I thinking, watching that for half an hour?

NASA's Opportunity rover celebrates 10 years on Mars with a FILTHY selfie

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Re: Priorities

"14 million is the average wealth of a US senator, so there's one solution right there"

You mean bump one off?

Why not more?

We have a bout 300 odd MPs we could throw in if you wanted spare change.

Snowden speaks: NSA spies create 'databases of ruin' on innocent folks

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Re: Mass Surveillance... the difficult bit.

elected representatives of the people should be held responsible for protecting the privacy of the people.

I can't help feeling it is all smoke and mirrors to detract from the fact they already had all the information they needed to prevent or attempt to prevent the attack on the twin towers. It's a very elaborate plan, gone downhill in a slippery handbasket due the weight of the fools onboard increasing exponentially.

Nobody got done for the ineffective use of information prior to the attack and nobody got done any more seriously after the attack on Pearl Harbour than Lieutenant Kermit A. Tyler who told the radar operators who warned of the imminent attack not to worry about it. (He ended the war a lieutenant

a lieutenant colonel .)

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I wonder why you were downvoted. He always stikes me as a superhero. I wonder if it is because he offends the US caricature of a real superhero as one who wears his undepants over his bodystocking?

This is an ace quote:

"There is no worse heresy than that the office sanctifies the holder of it." even better that its more famous accompanying script.

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Re: @Trevor_Pot why it did not work

One of the attacks on London's Tube failed because the plonker involved got on a bus.

To have the mass hysteria rampant in USA deputy sheriffs of You Tube [meme implied, for the hard of thinking] is a complete fail for security and an ongoing hit for UBL. I can't imagine him having a better legacy. How long has it been now?

And every assault by the securitards is a hit for him. How many other terrorist attacks have come anywhere near that?

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Have you got the quote off the real P-dunce that was taken from, just after Pearl Harbour was attacked?

Not the "live in infamy speech" but the off the record one:

"Oh?

Really?

Oh!"

or similar.

China cuffs 60,000 pirates in 2013 crackdown

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Re: BSA statistics

Noby ha many fair tial.

King Kong's dangling cluster cut loose

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Re: I'm wondering .....

"how much it would cost to run, maintain and service it."

However much it cost and even if it was made of gold it would still be cheaper to give it away -which he did, just in time to prevent Microsoft suing him for patent infringement next time he made a film.

(PS.

We need a pirate icon with a cross over it for posts that refer to thwating 2@everying progressive thwartters.)