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* Posts by Mike

9 posts • joined 14 Dec 2007

Street View ghost spooks Cardiff medium

Mike

Cardiff? Must be the rift again...

Is she sexually ambiguous too? Definitely Torchwood

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Zero-G vanishing bone issue solved, says prof

Mike

Nice work if you can get it

"volunteers on Earth undergoing constant bed rest" - where do I sign up?

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Virgin Media to battle modem hackers

Mike
Happy

VM's only happy customer?

Every time there's a VM story, you get loads of people complaining. Maybe it's different around the country, but up here in Edinburgh, I get my full 20Mb speed all the time, unless I've hit the limit which is VERY rare, even though I download pretty much all the TV I watch from Usenet, and in 6 years my connection has gone down a grand total of twice. Both times I called and it was back in an hour.

But I still hate Beardy Branson. He's just so smug

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Virgin puts 'legal P2P' plans on ice

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Pirate

Bang! "AAAARRRGGH!!!"

That noise was the recording industry shooting itself in the foot. Won't be long before they go the way of the dodo. They could have earned themselves a few bob, but they can't get past the idea that P2P=EVIL.

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One-eyed woman wants techno-vision

Mike
Pirate

Easier to pirate movies....

No need to get caught camming the latest release. You just have to sit REALLY STILL for 2 hours, and don't blink.

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BBC has newsgasm over Obama's dog

Mike
Paris Hilton

Google...

Greyhound, poodle and beagle?

Paris, because if it's cute, she'll probably buy one

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Finns develop mobe sleep-cycle alarm app

Mike
Paris Hilton

Oo-er missus!

Arousal Clock? Happy Wake-up? Sounds like room service at a Bangkok hotel

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Virgin Media network collapses nationwide

Mike
Happy

Not all of Edinburgh affected

Had no problems at all, although I did notice the Online light on my V box flashing. Everything was still working OK though.

Apparently I'm one of the few who hasn't noticed any drop in service from blueyonder to Virgin. Lucky me! I still hate Branson, though.

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Wii shortage costs Nintendo dear, analyst claims

Mike
Alien

Mark - eh?

Made it a best seller, by not selling many? How does that work?

By that logic, my novel is the best-selling book ever, because I've never sold a single copy!

amanfromMars icon, because he makes more sense

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