* Posts by Vic

5860 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Dec 2007

Samsung's new co-CEO: 'Windows isn't selling very well'

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Re: If it ain't broke, don't...

> They agreed to that much when they released it under the GPL.

Most of it is Apache, rather than GPL, but nonetheless, anyone with code has the right to create derivatives providing they stick to the licence conditions.

However, Google *could* decide not to release any new code, and take Google Android proprietary. I think that would be a *huge* mistake, but they could.

> If Google suddenly did an Apple, I think you'd find a very well-stocked alternative to the Play store

Indeed.

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CCTV hack takes casino for $33 MILLION in poker losses

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Re: Brings a new consideration to the phrase

> So you believe that if drugs were made legal usage wouldn't go up?

Evidence from other countries indicates that there is an initial spike in use, followed by a downwards trend such that, after a little while, total use is down.

But what it would *really* do is to take away the easy source of large amounts of revenue for the criminals that control the drugs trade. And that's far more important than whether or not someone likes a bit of puff.

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Google+ architect: What was so great about Reader anyway?

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> They want to maximise their income.

Yes.

But Google used to understand that *maximising income* usually means "not throttling the goose that lays the golden eggs". This knowledge seems to be fading.

And so it is that Google is becoming that which it replaced, and is setting the marketplace uo fot someone else to come along and do to them what they did to AltaVista et al.

Perhaps it'll be me[1].

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[1] It won't. I'm far too lazy these days.

Drunk driving: No more dangerous than talking on handsfree mobe

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Re: The fact that driving becomes an automatic skill is a good thing

> Driving should be an automatic skill.

*Vehicle control* should be an automatic skill.

Driving is far more about observation, assessment and planning than it is about waggling wheels and pressing pedals. And it is that planning sequence that should take sunstantially all of a driver's concentration.

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Re: Tested a drivers skill...

> Talking on a hands free kit is as dangerous as talking to a passenger

I've seen research that states exactly the opposite; things like the round-trip delay mean that phone conversations are significant;ly more distracting than local ones.

> Eating and drinking (non-alcoholic drinks) at the wheel - that's legal, afaik

It's not. It may be lawful under some circumstances, but the Highway Code Ruile 148 specifically mentions eating and drinnking as a source of distraction, and thus such behaviour may well lead to prosecution for driving without due care and attention or worse.

For example, a nursery nurse was fined for eating an apple while driving in 2003. It was one of the most incredible examples of misuse of police resources in history (they used a helicopter, FFS).

> Sometimes the law really is an ass.

Frequently so. But more often, IME, what is actually an ass is someone's (incorrect) belief of what the law actually is...

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Samsung's new Galaxy S 4: iPhone assassin or Android also-ran?

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> Why?

It gives you much better granularity in your power control.

The cores are not all identical, so you can select low-power or high-power cores, and you can turn on between one and four of each.

The end result is the performance the user wants without wasting battery power on functionality he doesn't.

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> Ipones have docking stations evening the galaxy tab have but not seen one for the phone.

They're pretty cheap...

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Re: What is so compelling?

> Surely, you mean 'technophiles'?

Not been here long, have you?

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Aaron Swartz prosecutor accused of 'professional misconduct'

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> was a result of (a) malice (b) incompetence or (c) an honest mistake.

Or (d) All of the above. Except (c).

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Freeview telly channels face £240m-A-YEAR shakedown by Ofcom

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Re: Beer

> The Freeview logo looks a lot like the Budweiser logo.

So your post would better be entitled "Piss".

Good point, well made...

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Attention, CIOs: Stop outsourcing or YOU will never retire

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Re: Don't forget pay...

I continue to receive mail shots from UK agencies, but they all seem to think that my expectation of rate is unrealistic. I just tell them that is what I get in Germany

I get similar mail shots, and I also consider them to be hopelessly under-remunerated. And I'm still working in the UK.

These agencies are the *cause* of many of our problems. They repeatedly fail to match the skills available with the skills required, yet they want their cut whenever anyone is placed.

I keep thinking about setting up my own agency, staffed with *engineers* to do the matching...

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> Contractors are unlikely to be cheaper.

I always thought that, but I was assured by a manager for my current customer that when you cost the work produced against the cash paid for it, the current crop of contractors[1] work out quite a bit cheaper than the permies...

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[1] Including me :-)

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Re: Getting into Contracting

At the risk of sounding like a Grammar Nazi(tm)...

> Im a young professional

*I'm* a young professional

> and well I feel I

If you must, "and, well, I feel I ..."

> why the hell not but not sure what the first steps should be?

Learn to punctuate.

I know this'll sound old and crusty, but if you can't put the effort into initial contact, there's a strong chance you won't put the effort into your work. Typos matter insource code...

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Ten pi-fect projects for your new Raspberry Pi

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Re: Rural networking

> chain them together from a location that can get broadband, to a village or hamlet that can't.

It's not a difficult technical problem, as long as you get enough PV panels to power your backhaul (whatever you use to link the units together).

But now you find someone doing something nefarious on the network. Guess who gets the knock on the door...

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Gnome cofounder: Desktop Linux is a CHERNOBYL of FAIL

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Re: after installing Xubuntu wouldn't turn on the built-in screen

> Because the systems I was working on did not recognize Boot from CD/USB.

How did you do the installation?

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Re: Totally missing the point

> sometimes nobody knows how to answer a question, or the right person isn't reading that day

What gets my goat is the number of times people feel the need to reply to a question just to tell the world - explicitly, in most cases - that they don't know the answer...

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Re: Wha?

> 21:02:28 up 171 days, 7:14, 6 users, load average: 0.52, 0.40, 0.44

[root@hobgoblin ~]# uptime

21:01:30 up 738 days, 4:31, 8 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

[root@goliath ~]# uptime

21:02:37 up 726 days, 8:32, 8 users, load average: 0.18, 0.22, 0.24

:-)

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Re: Windows isn't all that if you install it yourself on a laptop

> completely specific hardware for which you need to obtain the driver *from the laptop vendor*

I've had Sony Vaios in for repair where even the driver that Sony's site claimed was for that machine would not work...

> Yes, in such cases you'll often struggle to find a Linux driver for the same devices

That's not been my experience for a very long time.

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Re: Semi-tech

> However if I struggle with which distro might be best

You don't need the "best" distro[1]. You need the one you like. If you've got something that works in the way you want it to, you've no need to change.

If you *choose* to try other distros, there are plenty around with both proponents and detractors. Almost all of them can be tested without even having to install anything on your machine. If you find one you like better than the one you're using, change to it. If you don't want to be bothered trying out alternatives, don't.

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[1] Arguably, there cannot be such a thing, since we all have different preferences. Many will tell you that Ubuntu is the dog's danglies, but personally, I hate it with a passion. And we're all right, because we're all interested in slightly different things...

Rise Of The Machines: What will become of box-watchers, delivery drivers?

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Re: Why do allegedly knowledgeable people always pick on hairdressers?

> I understand these days you pretty much need to be licensed to be one

You understand incorrectly. There is no such licensing requirement[1].

> Not exactly a low skill position.

That depends. Some are especially skilled. Some are not.

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[1] From http://www.haircouncil.org.uk/pages/cfaq.html :-

"But surely everyone must be qualified before being allowed to practise?

Alas, not so; in fact, quite the opposite. Here in Britain, anyone is free to practise as a hairdresser without registration, without qualification, even without proper training. In short, hairdressing is totally unregulated."

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Re: Wait...

> darpa has had a few autonomous vehicle challenges over the years

TRRL had a self-driving car running in 1967. Build out of a Citroen DS.

Probably not much use for widespread passenger vehicles - ISTR it took some road modifications to make it work - but interesting nonetheless.

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> doing a reported 300 mile trip for, say 4 GBP

Won't happen in any meaningful way.

If a substantial number of vehicles could do that, the revenu from fuel sales would fall dramatically. That means the government has a reduced revenue stream.

So they'll find another way to tax those vehicles to restore their cashflow.

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Re: What is the real problem here?

> "knowledge worker" (arguably positive)

"Morlock"

> minded-by-machine drones, barely thought capable of clicking an icon.

"Eloi"

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Re: Horizon of 35+ years ago

> the only reason they are still sitting up front is to install confidence in the passengers

There's an old joke about the Cockpit of the Future. It will have two occupants - one pilot and one dog.

The pilot's job is to feed the dog.

The dog's job is to bite the pilot if he goes anywhere near the contriols.

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Re: I'm worried about the driverless white vans

> they might not take no for an answer.

"Please buy some speakers. You have twenty seconds to comply"

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Photoshop fakery exposed by fake Photoshop tool

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Re: While I entirely agree with your sentiments...

> I met a werewolf in London once, and his hair was perfect.

Yeah, but did you see the state of the people he hung around with?

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Re: While I entirely agree with your sentiments...

> dimorphism means having two forms, for example male and female.

The OP was right, then - any individual suffering from that would have a real problem...

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1 in 7 WinXP-using biz bods DON'T KNOW Microsoft is pulling the plug

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> Seriously, you vote down but neglect to provide a counter-argument?

If I were on of the down-voters[1], my argument would be simply this:

If the Internet is suddenly giong to stop working for the *enormous* number of XP users around the world, then someone will change the way that works such that it *doesn't* stop working.

So claiming your previous post to be "truth" without significant substantiating evidence is at best implausible, and at worst simple fear-mongering.

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[1] I wasn't, in case you were wondering.

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Re: Supprised companies on XP

> stuck on IE6! Thats as far as IE goes on Xp as far as im aware.

That's not the case.

I have IE8 on this machine. I'm running XP SP3.

It's a client's machine...

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Re: Really?

> I doubt that'd be a popular move with anyone involved.

Well, he did say "One customer" :-)

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Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

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Re: be down on Terminator 2?

> And my oh my what crap we got after it

In fairness, though, we did get Kristanna Loken in leather...

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Re: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

> 'Wrath of Khan' is a classic

The original version, or the one edited for goats?

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Seattle drinking den bans Google Glass geeks

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Re: Hmmm..

> here is no law against filming or photographing someone in a public place

That depends very much on your jurisdiction...

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Re: It's clearly a PR stunt

> "Near" was what I meant.

We all know what you meant. That's why you said "breast"...

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Jennifer Lopez gets you more Facebook friends than Iron Maiden

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Re: "Jennifer Lopez gets you more Facebook friends than Iron Maiden"

> Iron Maiden had/has talent, more than the current pop fuck-wads do today

...Although one too many guitars on stage for my taste these days. It's getting cluttered.

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Here's the $4.99 utility that might just have saved Windows 8

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Re: How the heck is Steve still at the helm?

> do you want to be the one to tell monkeyboy he's fired?

Yep.

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BAN SMUT, rage MEPs: Purpose of internet must be EXTERMINATED

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> Dear Nigel's ability to conjure defeat from whole cloth

I turned on Radio 4 a few weeks back, and thought I'd tuned into one of their 6:30 satirical shows. Some clearly fictitious wannabe-pol spouting bile and vitriol.

It was Nigel Farrage doing his bit to lose the Eastleigh by-election...

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Bacon sarnies can kill: Official

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Re: Death

> I'll give up my bacon sarny when you pry it from my cold, dead hands

Next week, huh? Might still be edible...

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Europe tickles Microsoft with €561m fine for browser choice gaffe

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Re: @ Tom 38 No choice popup on Apple, Google or Linux devices devices

> Is that not the exact same thing Microsoft were fined for initially

No, it isn't.

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Re: If Microsoft.....

> You can buy a laptop with Umbuntu - if you want?

You might like to look up the legal definition of "monopoly". that's the one they're using for all this. Whatever might be in your head does not change that.

> It's blatent Microsoft bashing on the face of it.

It is not.

> MS had an agreement with the EU

Yes - and that agreement was a *settlement* for a previous conviction. By not fulfilling it, they were not paying the penalty for breaking the law beforehand. It's very much akin to someone absconding from an open prison.

> having to have an iTunes account to drive an Apple device for instance

Until and unless Apple become bound by monopoly legislation, that is perfectly legal. Apple is not a monopolist, in the legal sense. Microsoft is. Different rules apply.

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Re: Support

> I mean, what's the best they can do?

The first thing they can do is to raise the fine to its maximum level. That's 10% of turnover - someone mentiond the figure of $7B, which is probably about right.

And then they can prevent Microsoft from doing business in Europe. that will cost significant sums in direct income, plus a whole load more in loss of influence.

Telling the EU to fuck off would be a monumentally stupid thing to do. Microsoft will not do it. They're already making placatory overtures; they'll pay up the fairly insignificant amount of money they've been fined, and everything will go away.

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Re: The very simple point that everyone has missed...

> Is it appealable, I wonder?

It is, I believe.

But as the fine could have been as high as 10% of turnover, Microsoft got off *very* lightly. I doubt they'll be appealing anything...

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Re: Ironically .....

> how are the Reg, funded by advertising, supposed to run if everyone uses adblock?

This is why I don't block ads on this site.

But that bloody Sim City ad is getting on my pecs today. It kept locking up my work machine & I had to kill the Flash process :-( I think I might be about to start blocking ads...

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Penguins, only YOU can turn desktop disk IO into legacy tech

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Re: Have I missed the point?

But if the application is already in CPU mapped memory there's not much point in going through this step every time you want to run the application.

That's fairly close to what the Unix sticky bit does on executables. It leads to ... interesting execution at times :-)

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Re: I've mentioned this before.

> to someone who wants "yank the plug" to mean "forget everything and start again", it's awful.

If you've got enough RAM, just build a bastard great initrd and roll a known image into RAM every time you turn the power on.

I do embedded boxes like that...

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Farewell, Reg: This hack is hanging up her Apple jacket

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Re: ARAF

> That's the only Welsh word I know

Here's a couple more for you :-

Tacsi

Lifft

HTH

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Re: Gosh, people get to leave el Reg

Nah.

You can check out any time you like...

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Chinese officials wring hands over Google's Android dominance

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Re: Slaves to convenience ( and Intellectual Property)

> Do you write for Broadcom or Qualcom or others?

Not any more :-)

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Re: Slaves to convenience ( and Intellectual Property)

> but not the patents for the 3G/4G/LTE connectivity and the other chips inside the phone

Sure.

But that has nothing whatsoever to do with this story, which is about the Chinese government trying to get Chinese companies to build an independent software stack.

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PC World ordered to rip up promo for next-day repair promise

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Re: As an ex PCW employee (15 years ago)...

> Cust: I don't have the box, I threw it away.

I once had to return a PC - I *think* it was back to Dell, but it was a long time ago...

I didn't have the box - so the vendor shipped one out to me.

Goods Inwards weren't at all happy. They rang me to find out what had been delivered, and were less than pleased when I said "a box"....

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