* Posts by Vic

5860 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Dec 2007

Oh snap! Yap app WhatsApp chaps zap .BAT trap in hack flap

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at least for a somewhat lax definition of valid.

...at least for a very lax definition of valid.

Vcards aren't exactly difficult to parse - at least to the point where a batch file would be unusable. But the app didn't bother.

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Is John McAfee running for US president? 'My campaign manager told me not to comment'

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Re: Cue the Beatles

Really, how would the public react if some truly undesirable were to be elected?

Well, they've been somewhat passive the last couple of times...

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Broadband powered by home gateways? Whose bright idea was THIS?

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Re: Are they talking about ONE home powering the node?

By deliberately putting in a series resistor that is, say, 10 times greater than the average copper line, the current from each household would be near as dammit equalised.

How much power does the unit draw? How much is lost in your resistors?

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Re: Are they talking about ONE home powering the node?

With a simple diode inline on the copper to prevent power backfeeding each house will provide a roughly equal share of power

With simple diodes inline, the node will always be powered by exactly one house. You hope that statistical variation in the output of each will lead to that averaging out over time - but in practice, it probably won't. Tolerances in the PSUs and in the cable resistance will mean that it's always the same house doing the power...

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Court battle date set for £300m BT Cornwall termination dispute

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Re: Ah, BT

all the systematic incompetence from the 1970s era must be gone now. So where is this new generation of muppetry coming from ?

It's cultural.

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Apple hypegasm countdown. What will the new, big iPad ACTUALLY be called?

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can anybody tell me why spell-checking doesn't work in the comment's here?

It's personal. It hates you.

Probably something to do with the use of the grocer's apostrophe...

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3l33t haxxors don't need no botnet, they just pinch passwords

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Re: User Monitoring

But who will monitor the administrator's activity?

Me, of course.

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URRGH! Evil app WATCHES YOU WATCHING PORN, snaps your grimace

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Re: Unchecking?

Does that suggest that people have made a deliberate decision to download from potentially dodgy sites?

Yes.

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Grinning BBC boss blows raspberry at UK.gov, eyes up buffet

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Duh, the clue is in the name - British Broadcasting Corporation

Yes, but they do seem intent on morphing into the British Unicasting Company...

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Re: Replacement, not collaboration

The big local companies have merged production and newsrooms, cut reporters on the ground

I went to a photo-shoot this evening. The paper wanted to do an article on a bunch of us.

This afternoon, they rang to tell us that they didn't have a photographer available, so could we take the photo ourselves and send it to them?

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Ofcom issues stern warning over fake caller number ID scam

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Re: They then hold the line open and simulate a dialtone

So what you do is make a call to your Aunt Mabel before ringing the bank

That's a definite improvement, but isn't absolutely secure.

It would be a comparatively simple task to intercept any DTMF tones on the (still-open) line, and pass through the dialling info to another line - i.e. act as a proxy. In the event that the target bank number is dialled, you don't pass through...

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Sound advice; are you sure this came from Ofcom?

Sure. It was their phone number, anyway...

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SPACE WHISKY: Astro malt pongs of 'rubber and smoked fish'

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there is probably no worse place to puke. Oh, wait, there is - in your space suit...

Not a puke, but this always made me laugh...

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Attention sysadmins! Here’s how to dodge bullets in a post-Ashley Madison world

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every place I've worked (some very big multinationals) it is a simple phone call with zero checks to reset a password,

I worked for a place a while back who did a password reset[1] for my with some (albeit minimal) identity checks.

At the end of the conversation was the most phenominal line ever - "We will send you your new password by email"...

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[1] I'd been contracting there, then left for a while. When I came back, my account had been locked for inactivity.

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You should also be aware that using SHTTP won't protect you from the systems administrators, who will (if they're competent) have installed a trusted certificate on your (company) system

My personal webmail server has a duff certificate for exactly this reason - if I don't get a certificate warning, I know someone is eavesdroppping. If I do get a warning, I can compare the cert thumbprint to the one I carry in my wallet...

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So Quantitative Easing in the eurozone is working, then?

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I get the issue with debt never being inflated away but if everything else gets cheaper then we have more left over to pay off the debt

You're assuming that wages stay the same. If that were to happen, then employers have the same outgoing, but less income - so they go bust. That leaves lots of people unemployed, so nothing with which to pay off any debts.

Alternatively, wages decrease in line with deflation - so there is no more money left over.

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Re: Fiat currency?

humans don't only use 10% of their brain, they always use 100% of it

You've clearly not met some of the people I've worked with over the years...

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Spotify updates hated privacy policy ... with exact same policy

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Re: OK, Spotify users,

I can't think of any phone/tablet/'puter/iot fridge that doesn't make you go through an EULA before using it

I'm using one right now. It's not tricky if it matters to you...

And there's no way you can have signed up to that and then be bothered about Spotify

Well, I'm not bothered about Spotify[1]. But I am bothered about trojan horses on the machines of friends and customers...

None of these EULAs is released without having gone past the corprat lawyers. If they say something ambiguous, then it's because the lawyer has decided that ambiguity is the more profitable course of action. It's not hard to be specific.

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[1] Being of somewhat conservative musical taste, I probably already have all the music I'll ever want. Preiodically, I sample new bands, but very rarely do I find anything that interests me. I am an old git.

Oracle waves fist, claims even new Android devices infringe its Java copyrights

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Re: perhaps I'm an idiot...

How does OpenJDK fit into this?

OpenJDK is GPL, so all copyrighted materiel within it is available under that licence.

Under Oracle's interpretation of copyright[1], the API is copyrighted, meaning that to use that API from OpenJDK would require your code to be placed under GPL. And Android is not GPL.

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[1] Oracle's interpretation is wrong, obviously. It is properly dangerous[2] to try to copyright APIs. We'll see that from the fallout later - but in the meantime, I can imagine America's software industry ending up embroiled in litigation amongst itself. Which will be fun.

[2] I await IBM's suit for Oracle's unlicenced re-implementation of the SQL APIs with bated breath. I believe Oracle has made quite a bit of money out of that API...

Unconfirmed PayPal 0day auth flaw lingers after XSS gets fixed

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Re: And yet

I don't think it's made available to sellers

It is. Every seller gets your paypal address, even if you've already given them a different one.

This is, IMO, one of the leakier aspects of PayPal :-(

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Popcorn time at Popcorn Time: More vid slurpers hauled into court

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Re: Theft != Copyright Infringement

So why do they keep calling it theft?

It's an attempt firstly to get the public will onside, and then to change public perception.

You'd be hard-pushed to find a member of the general public who would support theft. It just isn't something we like to see. But you'd find it much easier to find people who are much less bothered by the idea of copyright infringment. So by calling these people "thieves", the media organisations are trying to demonise the offenders in the eyes of the public. That's good for convictions...

After that, if they can get everyone calling copyright infringement "theft", there is some chance of changing the public's current view of it.

It's still incorrect, though. With a bit of luck, the public might start to notice eventually, and the resulting backlash might make these type feel slightly less entitled...

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Re: What are they trying to do

It is acknowledged that the transfer of data, storing of the physical data locally on a hard drive and facilitation and redistribution of the stolen data to others may or may not be a “physical taking” under Oregon law.

...And thus their previous argument is shown to be utter bollocks.

The Oregon law quoted speficially mentions "physical taking". Copying data is clearly not covered. The lawyers who trotted out this nonsense should face some sort of sanction for this. But they won't.

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Bloke clicks GitHub 'commit' button in Visual Studio, gets slapped with $6,500 AWS bill

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Re: as we push the big, red "Publish" button on this story

Can we have a picture of that?

Here you go.

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Giant sea scorpion which prowled ancient oceans revealed

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Re: Well done!

have added being skeptical when someone says "we take your privacy seriously".

There appears to be some punctuation missing from that statement - it's more like "we take your privacy - seriously".

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Canned laughter for Canadians selling cans of air at $15 a pop

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Re: Along similar lines

Maybe then she'll abdicate and give Charley a chance.

Please, $deity, no...

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T-Mobile US CEO calls his subscribers thieves, gripes about 'unlimited' limited tethering

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Re: Bollocks

Some remedies (like putting in a new macro site) can take ages,especially when new backhand is required.

Freudian slip? :-)

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Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist

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Re: @ElReg!comments!Pierre = @Hugh Pumphrey - Track Stand? Bah.

one cannot maintain a stable position on the ground with fewer than three nonlinear contacts.

I can - and frequently do - on a motorcycle. It's spectactularly easy once you know how[1]. The trick is to ignore all those people who claim it requires excellent balance skills...

It is, obviously, harder on a pushbike - although slow-riding is still possible. I've never tried this "track stand" procedure, so I can't comment on that.

Would you like to see a motorcyclist on heavy bike attempting the same feat in heavy traffic?

Sure. It's a trivial skill.

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[1] Slow riding - including coming to a full stop - is effected by putting the rear brake on and then feathering the clutch to keep the engine off idle whilst proceeding at the desired speed (including being stationary). It takes less than 20 minutes to learn...

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I think most traffic codes prescribe the latter method, as this has the practical consideration that neither car has to cross the other's path

More importantly, both cars can see the oncoming traffic.

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Re: @LucreLout - This situation would happen anyway

I've had drivers make eye contact with me as I've approached a junction and still pull out on me when on a pushbike

The one I get quite a bit is drivers who do not believe that the bike is moving at all. So they'll overtake, leaving lots of room, and then pull in again without looking, having travelled just enough distance to have passed a stationary object where I was at the beginning of the manouvre. This leaves me hard on the brakes trying to avoid being side-swiped...

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Re: @LucreLout - This situation would happen anyway

As a motorcyclist as well as a cyclist, I'm very familiar with the words "Sorry, Mate, I Didn't See You" uttered by a driver who simply failed to *LOOK*.

There was a guy in the pub some while back with a wondrous patch on his jacket. It said simply "Save a Biker's life - open yer fucking eyes"...

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Re: This situation would happen anyway

ALL road users should treat others with courtesy and respect.

Point of order.

Sir appears to have forgotten the White Van Exemption...

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Re: Track Stand? Bah.

Haven't seen this kind of fix-gear bike hear yet

Who are you, and what have you done with Michael?

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There are four way junctions in the UK

Not many without traffic lights...

Where two vehicles are facing each other across the junction and one is indicating to turn across the others path then I'm not sure who has right of way

When turning across traffic, the oncoming traffic has priority. It *used* to be the case that you had to turn behind any oncoming traffic that is also turning across, unless the road markings say otherwise - but last time I looked, that has been reduced to a recommendation only.

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They often refer to nearside and farside though

Nearside and offside

Also they always give priority to the right

Do we buggery. That's the French. Sometimes.

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The enterprise hardware market is growing. You read that right. Growing

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Proofreading?

Some of those sentences even parsed correctly...

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Rosetta probe spots Comet 67P being buzzed by boulder

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Re: Escape pod

garbage pod?

ITYM Quagaar Warrior Assault Pod...

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Google makes it official: Chrome will freeze Flash ads on sight from Sept 1

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Re: Important malware...

If your website doesn't work properly on my computer 'cause you use / allow flash and I've blocked it (for obvious reasons) it's because *YOUR WEBSITE IS SHIT*.

A former customer of mine changed their site to be all-Flash - against my (prior) advice. The MD was really quite annoyed at me when I mentioned that Flash is a poor solution for a general-purpose site like theirs.

I'm pleased to reveal that the Flash site has been thrown away. Not that I'm going to take them back as customers, though...

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French woman gets €800 a month for electromagnetic-field 'disability'

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Re: BOLL - OCKS

I have a phobia

Abstemiophobia? Yeah, me too.

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Re: Double-blind testing

If anyone really wants to find out if there is such a thing as electrosensitivity, that can be established with a double-blind test

Like this one?

That's the first one I found on a popular search engine...

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Windows 10 now on 75 million devices, says Microsoft

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Re: Small Survey.

Another one with something of a one-track posting history.

Is there something you'd like to disclose?

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Twenty years since Windows 95, and we still love our Start buttons

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Re: while enabling ... the Windows Store

Linux is different from Windows, and there will be strangeness for first time users, especially non experts

IME, it's the other way round: non-experts pick it up very rapidly. It is those who know Windows well who find it difficult. There are many learned behaviours which just make life difficult in Linux-land...

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Devs are SHEEP. Which is good when the leader writes secure code

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Re: ROFL

That's the Dunning–Kruger effect.

Either of you downvoters care to tell me *why*? I didn't think this was a particularly controversial post...

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Re: ROFL

I have never yet met a cowboy developer who could recognise that they were A) a coyboy, and B) a problem

That's the Dunning–Kruger effect. It's very common in this line of work :-(

I get very tired of fixing crap rolled out by devs with five minutes experience, using tools with a shelf life of an egg sandwich

Tools are a small piece of the problem; you can produce good code with next to no tools, and you can produce utter shite with the best tools in the business. It's more about intent: does the coder really care about producing something of value, or does he just want to bash off the Kanban ticket and tell Management that he's "productive"?

I worked with a guy not so long ago who refused to use any sort of static code analysis tools, then complaines when his code failed review. Frequently, it wouldn't even compile... But the problem was actually much deeper - his management was equally incompetent; his manager once expressed surprise that you *could* fail code review.

And therein lies the problem: until you get management that is both competent and willing to do the job properly, you're going to get people producing crap - it's seen as "quick", so it's "productive", and the problems down the line never seem to matter. But, as I've said so often before, Management seems already to have been captured, and the only way to make it into the ranks of these decision-makers[1] is to become one of them, thus precluding the possibility of anything getting fixed...

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[1] That's assuming you wanted to do so; I've avoided management for most of my career. I became a manager in one job - I hated it, and I was crap at it.

Why Nobody Should Ever Search The Ashley Madison Data

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Re: Wait, what?

"Pregnancy" covers the whole process through childbirth and possible complications, and a few women find they don't like/want sex afterwards.

Yeah, give 'em a few hours, FFS...

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C For Hell: Data centre meltdown for irate customers as C4L GOES TITSUP

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Re: More fool the idiots...

Outages not only happen at in-house facilities, but are typically more likely to happen there.

Not at mine, they aren't...

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Re: Another day...(@ac)

If you can pull off IT at your scale better and cheaper than "Cloud," then local is best. Do notice the "and" in there. It has to be both.

No, it really doesn't.

If cloud doesn't fulfill your needs, it really doesn't matter how cheap it is.

As my grandfather used to say, "a cheap solution that doesn't work is neither".

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Net neutrality: How to spot an arts graduate in a tech debate

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I thought 1+1+1 = 7?

1+1+1 = 11, or course. Duh...

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AshMad search outfit Trustify to El Reg: 'Trust us, we're the good guys'

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Re: Scary

I have seen evem my own domain on spam sent to my domain

That's a standard spammer tactic. They seem to think that local-domain addresses will be whitelisted, or something like that.

My SPF records defeats it all rather trivially...

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BT commences trials of copper-to-the-home G.fast broadband tech

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Re: I'm skeptical

They shouldn't be allowed to say "up to 20" and deliver 2 and say "Tough!"

I disagree. For a given technology, the maximum achievable speed depends on a whole raft of variables.

Of course, they should only be allowed to charge for what they deliver - so if they're delivering 10% of the rated speed, the bill is 10% of the agreed price...

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