* Posts by Vic

5860 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Dec 2007

Microsoft's Windows 10 nagware goes FULL SCREEN in final push

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Re: Flirting with Linux Mint

First thing I saw was that there are 3 different versions of it, and that was enough to repel me - I'd be bound to pick the wrong one

As long as you can choose between 32-bit and 64-bit, you'll be just fine[1]. Converting between the versions after installation is trivial - it's all the same software from the same repositories, just with different options chosen. And you can re-make those choices as often as you like...

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[1] Even if you choose your word-size incorrectly, you can re-install the right one later without losing your stuff just by saving the /home directory.

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Re: Subscriptions

I like building hackintoshes, and I'd happily sell them to all comers

You probably shouldn't. It went very badly for one bunch who tried that.

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Isis crisis: Facebook makes Bristol lass an unperson

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Re: Bootnote

Top right of the page in the red bar.

Look up. Right up. If you squint, you might just about make out the joke...

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Re: Isis IS another stupid label

I think we should call them for what they are: murderous bastards.

The Combined United Northern Territories of Syria.

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Cracking Android's full-disk encryption is easy on millions of phones – with a little patience

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Re: Wrong info

NO, you're not! As noted in the end of the linked article: "for some reason, the fix was not applied to Nexus devices"

Besides - if the attacker is sufficiently-motivated and has physical access to a device, that which has been fixed can be un-fixed...

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Man killed in gruesome Tesla autopilot crash was saved by his car's software weeks earlier

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Re: I wonder...

spotted something before I did (like "YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!")

That's going to get really annoying during an extended overtaking manoeuvre...

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Lightning strikes: Britain's first F-35B supersonic fighter lands

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Re: The supersonic Lightning II, as it will be known in RAF service,

they're sullying the name Lightning

Check the specs - the Lightning flies faster[1] and higher than the Lightning 2. The later[2] aircraft could not intercept the older one...

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[1] Much!

[2] By six and a half decades...

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Re: Just one small vital point to consider ........

Please explain how a cyberspace "war" is going to stop North Korea from deciding to head south?

Or, indeed, how F-35 would?

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Re: If I was the Air Marshall...

I'd buy stuff based on how cool I thought it was

That's basically what they did - they spent all the money on Typhoon, so the other current platforms had to go. If F35 ever turns up, we'll have to work out how to pay for it...

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Re: electro-magnetic catapults

it turned out it would cost almost as much to retro-fit as the Carriers cost to build in the first place!

Only if you buy it from BAe Systems.

Buy EMALS directly from the manufacturer and it's about a fifth of that.

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Drones, weed and prison: Bloke pleads guilty over plan

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they are not there to have a good time.

A mate of mine spent a little while in HMP Winchester a few years back. He had a fully-kitted music studio to himself - no-one else seemed to want to use it.

He was gutted when they moved him to Ford...

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Botnet-powered ballot stuffing suspected in 2nd referendum petition

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There is no Latin plural. 'Referendum' means 'that which is to be referred'. It has no plural.

Errr - are you sure?

It's been a few years since I studied Latin, and I have had a few beers tonight, but I can see no reason to discount a plural gerund in this case, even if the gerund is often used in a non-countable context.

If you can correct me, I'd be happy to learn something new...

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Thunder struck: Apple kills off display line

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Re: I'm with Sanditz, there.

Sony (who call it iLink... go figure)

It was worse than that.

I was a Sony employee at the time. Word came down from On High that it was to be called i.Link (including the dot) and nothing else - we were not permitted to let on to the world at large that it was 1394.

I had to write a rebuttal to a ZDNet article years ago that claimed i.Link was a new audio codec - they seemed to have become confused about i.Link and ATRAC. I had to word it very carefully - emphasising that it was a network, not a codec, but without mentioning FireWire anywhere in my piece :-)

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Meet the 1,000 core chip that can be powered by an AA battery

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Re: Sounds like a transputer

It didn't take off at the time

It did take off at the time - many units were sold.

And even after the Transputer name ceased to be used, the cores were still selling - as the ST20, which powers a significant portion[1] of the digital TV decoder market.

Disclosure: I used to work there...

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[1] At one point, the ST20 had almost 100% of the European decoder market. But then the competition came along :-)

Snoopers' Charter 'goes too far' says retired Met assistant commish

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Unfortunately for the Lib Dems, they were blamed for the unpopular Tory policies

No, I don't think so.

They made a personal pledge before the coalition. They then did a complete 180 and ignored that pledge. And when called on it, they apologised - not for breaking their word, but for making the pledge in the first place.

Tuition fees was quite an important policy for many of us - but more important was the breach in faith that occurred as soon as they got a hint of power.

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Watch as SpaceX's latest Falcon rocket burns then crashes

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I mean reliable and repeatable right, not right every now and then by accident

These geostationary launches are unlikely ever to be repeatedly reusable - they are working on the very limit of fuel availability. Expect crashes on return.

Getting the payloaaad aloft is the main goal; getting the first stage back is profit...

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UK's education system blamed for IT jobs going to non-Brits

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Re: Born out by experience

there simply aren't enough good developers available.

There are loads of good developers available.

That their CVs aren't getting to your desk implies at least one of the following :-

  • Your positions are not sufficiently appealing as advertised.
  • Your filtering mechanism is discarding the CVs you want and passing the ones you don't.

The latter does seem to correlate rather strongly with using recruitment agencies...

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Laser probers sniff more gravitational waves from mega black hole smash

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Re: Why LIGO Is a Scam

Twat.

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Crims set up fake companies to hoard and sell IPv4 addresses

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Re: Irony

sign up for free with Hurricane Electric or SixXS and get yourself a free /64 to play with - followed by the free /48 so you can play with address layout / VLAN's in IPv6.

SixXS is no longer allocating subnets. There was a stroppy email about it a few weeks back - it's an attmept to force people to badger their ISPs to support IPv6 natively.

El Reg should have done the IPv6 change long ago

I'd rather El Reg concentrate on getting HTTPS working...

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Re: IP addresses CAN be scarce...

But it would also be nice if some networks which use huge ranges of public IPs could implement some NAT and make better use of smaller address space.

But that's not going to happen.

I used to work for a large networking company. We had vast gobs of IPv4 space. Internal PCs all had non-reserved IP addresses - I almost wrote "globally routable", except they weren't; they were all firewalled at the perimeter. So there we wre, consuming all that address space without actually using it for accessing the Internet at large.

Of course, some of us acted up about this, suggesting we move everyone onto reserved space and NATting at the perimeter - which was essentially the model we were using anyway. But that would mean change, and change means cost, and the beancounters said no.

And therein lies the problem: there is no penalty for these companies to hang on to all that address space, and there is a cost to "doing the right thing", so until and unless we can make it a shameful act to keep it, that's what will happen.

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Microsoft releases open source bug-bomb in the rambling house of C

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Re: Haven't we been here before?

just not clear what is really "new" here

It's got a new hat </smithers>

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Apple starts clock on HTTPS app rule

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Re: HTTPS requires domain names, not IP addresses

At least this gets rid of the problem of apps sending encrypted or obfuscated data to unknown IP addresses

Tell me you're not serious...

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Sneaky brown dwarf gives us a bright flash and astroboffins are confused

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That's no star...

...It's a navigation beacon...

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Wales gives anti-vaping Blockleiters a Big Red Panic Button

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Re: Safe spaces for vapers needed

Your life should end with whatever celebration you can still enjoy

Some years ago, a mate of mone was on a terminal ward.

The guys there decided it would be a laugh to modify their drugs charts - e.g. adding "Gin and Tonic". After all, what could they do to them?>

The medical staff saw the funny side, and these chaps all got their bevvies. I've no idea who paid for it...

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Re: Idiots in charge of drugs regulation.

Never understood why MDMA and Cannabis are illegal rather than controlled and taxed.

MDMA is illegal primarily because it came along at a time when governments wanted to ban all narcotics.

The criminalisation of cannabis is much more interesting; there's a good write-up here. TL;DR: the Turks and Egyptians told tall tales about how dreadful it was, and it should be banned (coincidentally bringing the rest of the world into their historic Islamic beliefs on the matter), and the USA just wanted to ban everything, with WIlliam Randolph Hearst in particular likely to lose out financially if hemp pulp toook over from his wood pulp. And he ran newspapers...

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Re: Idiots in charge of drugs regulation.

I'm not a MDMA user, but I don't understand why it's a class A drug

The problem with MDMA and its ilk are that they are essentialy unknown substances; clinical trials have not occurred.

That doesn't mean that they are dangerous - indeed, empirical evidence would suggest that they are fairly safe drugs. But the problem is that we don't actually know yet - and we won't until someone cuts through the political posturing and gets round to testing them objectively.

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Re: rubbish

crack a window open a quarter inch, exhale towards it

I saw a massive cloud come from a car in another lane the other day. Initially, I thought the head gasket must have let go spectacularly...

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Orlando shootings bring Facebook's safety check to US soil

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Re: Guns don't kill people....

He could have just as easily blocked the exits and set the joint on fire.

If he'd set a joint on fire, he'd probably have been far too mellowed-out to harm anyone...

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In obesity fight, UK’s heavy-handed soda tax beats US' watered-down warning

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Re: "revenue from any taxes levied...

Hunger does not equal low blood sugar levels;

OK, here's a claim for which I can't be arsed to provide any substantiation, but I'm sure a bit of research can back it up.

Most people don't drink enough liquids. And they get thirsty as a result. And they cannot distinguish that feeling from "hungry"[1], so they eat food.

So when a fat person starts talking about "water retention", that's actually exactly what it isn't.

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[1] Cetaceans suffer this far more than humans; they need a fresh-water supply despite, for most of them, spending their lives in seawater. Thus their entire water supply is obtained through their food, and they have no distinction whatsoever between "hungry" and "thirsty". Playing a hose into a dolphin's mouth at a dolphinarium - whilst potentially quite endearing - is actually messing with their diet...

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If we're taxing things just because they cause people to become a burden on the health care systems, then we should also be taxing sporting goods

I read somewhere[1] that parachute jumps cause sufficient injury that, on average, each charity jump in support of the NHS actually costs them money...

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[1] Might have been here - I forget these things...

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Re: increasing the proportion of gin

The correct proportion of G to T required to make this shite drinkable was 1:1.

I've started paying a little more for my gin of late. With the better stuff, I find that the correct ration of G to T is 1:0.

This is not something I would recommend - it gets expensive :-)

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Re: Aspartame

Aspartame has it's downsides.

All sweeteners do.

A guy over here was hospitalised no so long ago after snorting half a gramme of Sweet 'N' Low. Apparently, he thought it was Diet Coke...

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[ Yes, that is a Bob Monkhouse joke. He really was quite funny. ]

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Re: "revenue from any taxes levied...

Also, they may have to avoid allowing their blood sugar to drop far enough to make them sleepy when they are at work or at other times for other reasons

Refined sugar - including sugary drinks - is an astonishingly bad way to do that.

The blood sugar level goes up rapidly, an so the pancreas goes into overdrive trying to control it. And then the sugar runs out.

We're not really evolved for that - so it takes a while for the insulin production to drop off. But as there is no new sugar coming into the system, that means the blood sugar level crashes...

Starchy foods are the way to raise the blood sugar level - and they're generally cheaper than sugary foods to boot. They just don't always taste as interesting.

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Microsoft buys LinkedIn for the price of 36 Instagrams

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Re: Eh? - Nothing good can come of this?

I suspect there will be many more than 1,850 unfortunate profiles looking for new jobs this time.

Well there you go, then - guaranteed growth...

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Re: Medusa Was A Mere Dilettante

"...and then sells them off for the price of Carthage."

... Post delendum, natch.

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"Hey, we use MS products to INTERROGATE THE DETAILS OF YOUR WORK AND EMPLOYER'S IP"

Really?

Where would they find that, then?

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Re: The day I'll delete my account...

A close friend of mine died 5 years ago, she still shows up on "people you might know" offers from LinkedIn.

An ex-girlfriend of mine had her profile updated about a week after she died. That ... troubled me.

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Re: Goodbye Salesfarce

With their biggest and fastest growing competitor now in control of the world's largest and most up to date professional CRM platform

I always thought I was a sarcastic bugger, but from time to time, I get given a masterclass in the subject...

Well done!

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Re: Double-yew-tee-eff

Looking forward to the $22B writedown in 2020.

If it follows the Nokia pattern, it'll be a $32B writedown...

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Re: Pretty obvious, no ?

or rather what people are posting on LinkedIn as "hot skills"

I've got a number of endorsements for the things I do - the vast majority from people who've never seen me do those things. I've even got an endorsement for something I can't do (from several different people).

Yep - LinkedIn is a real goldmine of valuable information...

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Re: Eh?

In addition, they will most likely attempt to move everyone into "professional" and so try to charge you for the fact that you are supplying personal data

Whilst I hesitate to describe LinkedIn as a "golden goose", that's certainly how you go about strangling it...

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Re: Eh?

I find it a very valuable professional resource.

Yeah, I'm looking for a job too :-)

I see my LI email address being spammed to high heaven

sed -i -e "s/^linkedin.*//" /etc/aliases

You're welcome.

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Whitman deletes another chapter in HP history as CSC and ES borg

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Re: this may actually be useful in a cloud-component world

In a world where you have no integration but components on the cloud plugged together by people who can manage projects and understand business and technology.

This world does not exist - and never will.

There's always integration - it's just not always as abvious in some cases. And if it's not obvioous, guess what happens? And when it gets forgotten, guess what happens?

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Queen's birthday honours shower knighthoods and gongs on tech's finest

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can I even get one at all as a non-Brit?

Yes, but there are restrictions on what you can do with it.

For example. Bob Geldof was given a KBE - which, if he were British, would make him Sir Bob. But as he is an Irish cirtizen, it doesn't; he is Bob Geldof KBE. Not that that stops anyone calling him "Sir Bob", of course...

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British Airways slaps 'at risk' sticker on nearly half its app delivery dept

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Re: I've used the BA boarding pass app

Which raises the question why you spent money on a smartphone?

Because it does a whole load of things that I want to use from time to time.

And when I choose to do those things - I've got battery left to do so, because I haven't wasted it all doing numpty nonsense that didn't interest me.

Simple, huh?

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Re: I've used the BA boarding pass app

i've never known batteries to last a whole day...

I typically[1] get 8-12 days from a charge.

My other half - who has the same model of phone - gets less than a day.

She runs the Farcebook app - but I'm sure that's entirely unrelated.

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[1] Unless I use GPS, which eats the battery in a few hours :-(

NHS e-prescription service goes TITSUP: Problems since Monday

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Re: Patient? What patient?

Any ideas on how that could be fixed??? (perhaps BOFH style?)

My solutions always involve diesel...

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Chinese space station 'out of control', will do best firework impression

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Re: Maybe...

"Gravity"? The movie

Yeah, that went pretty wrong...

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Government regulation will clip coders' wings, says Bruce Schneier

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Re: Management

Often the real problem is the various PHBs deciding what constitute good code.

s/deciding/caring/

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Re: I want a dumb house.

It could pass half a life silent, and when a passing Blue-tooth 'sucking' device Agent pass by....

With respect, do you think it's about time you started posting in your first language?

We might stand a better chance of undestanding...

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