* Posts by Vic

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Sex abuse fax leak costs council £100k

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Not necessarily true

> Using email on the other hand (even to the right individual) traverses

> any path through the internet to reach it's destination.

That depends on the mailserver configuration.

It is a *trivial* matter to configure a server to send all mail for a particular domain via a certain route - even if the MX record of the recipient says otherwise.

You can also require the MTAs at each end to require TLS of each other - and even require key-based authentication.

In short, email *can* be perfectly secure - and it's not at all hard to make it so. But that requires some joined-up thinking in the IT policy, so it's never going to find its way into local government.

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Preventing errors

> But how can a mistake like this ... be prevented?

Sensitive data should go by a different route that other data - a dedicated email system or fax machine.

And you lock down the number of possible recipients very carefully.

It won't entirely prevent sensitive data being sent to the wrong person - but at least you know that it will go to someone with whom you already have a reasonable trust relationship.

Sending sensitive data through the "normal" fax machine => instant dismissal.

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Attachmate gobbles up Novell for $2.2bn

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Xenix

> They spun off that operation and it turned into something called the Santa Cruz Operation.

Not quite.

MS licenced Unix from AT&T. They got SCO to create Xenix from this code.

SCO later acquired Xenix from MS, and renamed it SCO Unix (later SCO OpenServer).

All this happened when SCO was a real software company, producing decent products.

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@Peter...

Of course MS wants to kill other OSes. But that doesn't mean they can.

> If they can go in to any procurement with organisations by starting with "Of course,

> you know that we MAY still sue users of Linux for use of OUR copyrighted material"

If they try that, they will be ignored, for the most part.

The arguments have been thrashed out. World+Dog now knows that any necessary Unix copyrights - and there are almost certainly none, as we'll see in SCO vs. IBM - have been licenced under the GPL. Such a threat will only be useful when dealing with the terminally incompetent - and such PHBs rarely need such threats to be swayed anyway.

But such behaviour could also land MS in very hot water: knowingly making false claims is a tort, and would land MS with a very hefty bill in the courts. There is no way, post SCO vs. Novell, that MS could claim to believe that owning any Unix copyrights could affect Linux. Threats like this would be corporate suicide.

> I don't see this as being illegal under current unfair trading practices legislation

It is most certainly illegal under US legislation. That would do...

> Do you think that you would pay, say, £100 a year per PC just for the right to use it?

No, I won't. And, because of the Freedoms granted me by the myriad FLOSS developers, I don't need to.

You are imagining difficulties where there are none. If you want to get excited, worry about US patent law, and how it affects software - that's a threat for all software writers, both Free and proprietary. But Unix copyrights - they just don't matter to Linux. There is no AT&T Unix in Linux, and it would be legitimately licenced if there were.

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Forgot the footnote...

> Aside from this not necessarily being a particularly good idea[1]

[1] One of the major elements of an Enterprise distribution is stability: you test your installation at rollout, and you know that there aren't going to be any significant changes throughout the lifetime of the distro. Apps that worked properly initially will continue to work all the way through. By making such a step-change in the kernel, this proposition is no longer known; Oracle runs the risk of breaking lots of stuff for its users.

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Really?

> Oracle is forking Linux with their own non-compatible version.

Errr - you sure about that?

Last time I looked, they were basically just rebuilding RedHat Enterprise.

They did announce they were going to use a different kernel - but that's basically just the upstream latest kernel. Aside from this not necessarily being a particularly good idea[1], they're also obliged to release the source to whatever they ship (it's GPL), so anyone that wants to do the same can do so.

> Expect Linux to be the same as Unix with multiple slightly non-compatible versions.

From a kernel perspective, the only difference will be in terms of which kernel each distro chooses to use. That's no biggie.

The difference is predominantly in the userland stuff - and that's just down to where the maintainers =make the trade-off between conservative stability and bleeding-edge risk.

> So much for standards....the $$ always wins.

Not so.

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Re: Wouldn't work

> I just don't see the facts getting in the way of the PR.

That boat's already sailed.

SCO made a huge noise about how Linux infringed on everything. The world and his dog heard the story - and now the world and his dog know it's untrue.

Attempting to do the same thing again just isn't going to work. That FUD has dispersed...

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Current state of play

> What's the currently claim anyways?

SCO are currently reduced to the Gollum defence in their appeal pleading to the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals :-

"But we *wants* it, my precioussss"

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@Peter...

> if MS can kill alternative operating systems

You haven't mentioned how they would achieve that.

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+1

> I hope MS does get the Unix rights.

As do I, actually.

They can't harm any of the incumbent Unix operators - IBM, Oracle and HP have all got paid-up, permanent licences, so they can carry on knocking out their own flavours of Unix.

Linux, BSD, etc. can carry on doing what they are doing - MS can't affect that, as it doesn't hold copyrights to any code there that isn't properly licenced.

Microsoft, on the other hand, could chop out the core of Windows, and replace it with a proper Unix. They could leave the Windows skin over the top, port their Windows API layers to Unix, and serve up a robust POSIX core with pretty pictures over the top.

That would benefit all of us - Microsoft probably the most, as it could make Windows into something really quite special, but the rest of us would gain from MS becoming more standards-compliant, and if nothing else, a better Windows would mean fewer botnets and less spam.

I'm definitely hoping that MS are getting ownership of Unix.

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Wouldn't work.

> In that case they could sell^Wgive them to SCO and turn up the FUD machine to 11

Too late.

Even if SCO acquired all Unix copyrights now, it would do them no good at all. They didn't own the copyrights when they allege that part of Unix was put into Linux. Novell did, and Novell have licenced any such code under the GPL. So even if SCO got the code now, they can't remove the licence for any of it that might be in Linux (and nor have they demonstrated that any such code exists).

Being given the Unix code now would actually be disastrous for SCO - there's nothing left there now but the litigation, and the litigation hinges on an appeal against a judge and jury telling them they never owned the copyrights. To accept them from a benefactor like MS would be an admission that they did not own them - and that would destroy any faint hope they might have of getting this appeal.

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It really isn't a problem.

> This could be verrrrrry bad news for the Open Source movement,

Not at all.

Suppose Microsoft *do* get Unix. What would that matter to FLOSS people?

To re-run the SCO shake-down, you need to prove two things :-

- that there is AT&T-copyrighted Unix code in Linux

- that it was put there improperly

Despite years of shouting its FUD from the rooftops, SCO singularly failed to prove the former - they found a load of BSD-copyrighted stuff, but a quick glance at the BSD licence shows that that is perfectly acceptable.

The latter is an even higher hurdle; if Novell owned the copyrights (as two judges and a jury have declared they do), then if any such code is eventually found, it is now perfectly permissible, because the copyright owner has deliberately released it under the GPL. Any new owner may not revoke that licence.

And remember - *both* of the above need to be proven for a SCOSource Mk. 2. Some infringing material would need to be found, and it would have to be put into Linux without the copyright owner's consent. If either of these fail, the whole scam fails.

The only way this could be a problem is if the new owners of Novell declare that Novell perjured itself in the SCO vs. Novell trial, and it was actually SCO that owned the copyrights all along. Besides the array of lawsuits such behaviour would bring into existence, it would also likely mean real jail time for a number of individuals, and disbarment for certain lawyers. I can't see that happening, myself.

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Jumpin' Meerkats! Ubuntu moving to daily downloads?

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Of course.

> Live updates of kernels anyone, it must be possible?

It is. Search for "ksplice".

It's been a while since I tried it, so my knowledge is somewhat out of date, but I got it to work. I also decided I'd need a damn good reason to want to try it again.

If your uptime guarantee doesn't allow enough time for a reboot, you're probably not using enough hardware...

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A Linux server OS that's had 11 years to improve

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Someone doesn't understand RHEL kernels...

Complaining about the kernel being version 2.6.9 does show something of a lack of knowledge.

RedHat pick a kernel shape when the distribution launches. For RHEL4 (which is what this distro is based on), that was a 2.6.9 kernel. It will be a 2.6.9 kernel when RHEL4 is finally retired.

This does not mean that it is out of date; updates to the kernel are back-ported into the 2.6.9 base. That is why the version number is complicated - the current RHEL4 kernel is not simply 2.6.9, it is 2.6.9-89.31.1, and dates from mid-October.

The reason for this is to provide a stable platform - the kernel will behave in largely the same way on the day you retire the box as it did on the day you installed it. There will be bugfixes and improvements along the way, but the platform stays very much the same shape, so applications don't suddenly get broken on kernel updates.

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Linux servers for Windows folk: go on, give it a bash

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apt vs. yum

> but the guff about APT versus YUM becomes even more heated!

Only amongst those ignorant of one or both of the above.

apt and yum provide almost identical functionality. Anyone claiming vast superiority for either clearly does not know how to drive the other. That doesn't make him a good source for information...

The one that *really* annoys me is apt vs. rpm - they're different applications. They're not aimed at the same task, so they perform differently. It's like comparing a Ferrari Dino to petrol - the comparison is nonsensical.

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Security.

> And if such a system can be built, why not build it?

We're talking about a gateway machine here. If you follow the (flawed) advice in the article, this is the piece of kit taking a heavy daily assault from ne'er-do-wells on the Intertubes.

If this is set up by someone who doesn't want to understand what he's doing, what chance security? This is an arms race; someone who wants to set up a box and forget it *will* get pwned eventually.

Alternatively, you could buy the same hardware, and spend fifty quid with a local Linux support company who will install the box properly, and either tell you what you need to do in the future, or sell you ongoing support. You could even watch the installation and learn a bit while he does it - most engineers are glad to impart a little knowledge, as it means an easier time in the future.

Linux maintenance is easy. Initial roll-out takes a bit more planning and experience; by far the cheapest way to do it it to spend a few quid with an expert.

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There is *so* much wrong with this article...

I can't begin to cover any significant fraction of the errors in this article, but here are a few glaring issues :-

- The major distros already have loads of tools to do exactly what the author claims they don't - e.g. look at the redhat-config-* tools in RHEL, or YaST in SLES. Add to that the excellent documentation in the RHEL Deployment Guide (available to anyone that wants it, and applicable to pretty much every distro), and you have a trivial configuration.

- Samba3 (which is what these distros ship) does *not* make a good Windows Domain Controller. Samba3 only does NT4-style controllers - most companies will throw you out in the street for suggesting such a thing. Samba4 is necessary for AD-style DCs, but that's not shipping yet. It's just around the corner - but has been for 5 years or so. When we get it, it will be stunning - but we don't have it in the distros yet. Making overblown claims about the capabilities of Samba3 - which makes an excellent member of an AD domain, but not a DC - simply hands ammunition to those who would knock the capabilities of FOSS.

- Exposing your first installation to the unfiltered Internet is just idiotic. There are *likely* to be some configuration errors, so at the very least, you hide it behind a NAT router and pipe through those services you intend to expose. This is very easy to do for all NATable protocols - indeed, if a would-be admin struggles with this, he really shouldn't be opening up the network at all. So all you're left with is the non-NATs - PPTP for example. The simplest solution there is to use an alternative (like OpenVPN), But there are assorted ways of getting the job done. The very worst thing you could do, as a neophyte, would be to expose the box directly to the external interface.

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UK.gov ignores 'net neutrality' campaigners

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Trust

> Unless legitimate traffic is actually being *blocked*, I don't see how trust is affected.

The issue is that heavy-handed throttling becomes a de-facto block.

If ISPs are permitted to throttle data from certain sources so heavily that the source is effectively unreachable, then a legitimate requirement to prioritise traffic according to urgency - i.e. putting voice packets ahead of bulk-download - becomes a method to prevent access to certain places. The former is acceptable - probably necessary. The latter is not.

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Apache strikes back in Oracle Java standoff

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Sure about that?

> Nothing stopping you from rolling you own JVM

...Unless you live in a jurisdiction that supports software patents.

Oracle has already asserted some of its patents against Google. It would surely do the same against any JVM it considered to be costing it revenue...

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Google: Oracle doctored that 'copied Java code'

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That's your opinion...

> you are being extremely disingenuous quoting the Classpath exception

Not at all.

I'm quoting what the Classpath Exception says.

A compiled file is an executable, and thus subject to that exception.

A decompiled version of that executable is thus subject to the licence attached to the executable - which may well not be the licence of the original source.

That might or might not be how the exception was meant to work - but that doesn't matter. The licence specifically and expressly permits such manipulation, whether it meant to or not.

Thus Google are actually in with quite a strong defence here. I don't know whether or not they deserve it - but we're not arguing morality here, we're arguing the specifics of the licence.

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Re: But...

> Code under the GPL is protected from patent.

Not entirely.

GPLv2 only has an implicit patent grant from the code originator - that's one of the drivers for GPLv3, which has an explicit grant. It would be possible - if completely crazy - for Oracle to claim to release under GPLv2, but withhold a necessary patent licence such that no downstream users can redistribute (per Section 7). But that would destroy Oracle's reputation entirely, destroy Java entirely, and leave Oracle in the firing line for all sorts of legal difficulties. It would be absolute madness.

> If you remove the license, it's not just open to copyright infringment,

> but now that patent protection is lost. Possibly that's the logic?

That logic is flawed; the Classpath Exception does more than permit you to ascribe your own licence to the resultant Derived Work, it allows you to distribute under "the terms of your choice". Thus if a patent right was distributed by the GPLv2 grant, that same right could clearly be redistributed with whatever licence you choose for the CE-derived object. Indeed, it is quite possible that the Classpath exception makes the explicit patent grant that the GPLv2 omits - but you'd need to check with someone more intimately acquainted with the law in that area than I to be sure.

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No.

> Obviously JCP is set up so you are actually allowed to implement your own version of Java,

Not so.

This is what's behind Apache's recent problems - they cannot certify as Java because of the field-of-use restrictions that Oracle maintains on the TCK - which restrictions Oracle agreed were unacceptable when it was Sun doing the restricting.

> Java isn't in the hands of just one company. It isn't the IPR of Oracle.

Yes, it is. And Oracle currently seems to want to exercise those rights to the detriment of the JCP. This is probably a mistake.

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Be careful with the word "ignorance"...

> Ah, in what way have they fulfilled the GPL?

I'm not claiming they have.

But the file in question is licenced under GPLv2 *** with Classpath Exception ***.

That exception is important. It is worth reading what it says before alleging ignorance in others. One especially important phrase is :-

"to copy and distribute the resulting executable under terms of your choice"[1]

(referring to an object derived from the GPL + CE code).

"Terms of your choice" is a very powerful phrase.

> They put an Apache license on a GPL'ed file.

They put the Apache licence on something derived from a binary which was derived from a GPL+CE source file.

Now read the Classpath Exception to see why that is perfectly permissible.

> They can't do that.

They can. It is expressly permitted by the licence.

What they cannot do is to take the *original* source and slap a different licence on it. And they didn't.

> Just because code is open-source doesn't mean you

> can rip it off and do what you like with it.

Correct. Isn't it good that that hasn't happened?

> Do you know anything about the GPL or open-source software?

Yes, quite a bit, actually. And I know what the Classpath Exception says.

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[1] The CE can be found at http://www.gnu.org/software/classpath/license.html . I strongly suggest reading it before making claims about what can be done with compiled objects derived under that exception.

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Re: GPL + ClassPath Exception copyright notice

> The android version has a Apache license on it

Now all that's needed is for someone to prove that that is an unlawful action.

The ClassPath Exception is *very* permissive...

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Defending patents...

> If you don't sue all those who allegedly infringe you are not

> 'defending your patent' and the patent is void.

You're thinking of trademarks,

Laches are rather more complicated under US patent law.

Let's hope Willets[1] doesn't get his way and import all that nonsense over here.

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[1] For a man with two brains, why does he never seem to use either of them?

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Someone is jesting :-(

> First, in the US you can't sue anyone over anything. It has to pass

> a sniff test otherwise the lawyer bringing the lawsuit can be disbarred.

Prior to Iqbal, that was a very low bar indeed. Even now, it's little more than "would the world's most stupid man believe this for a fraction of a second, if we medicated him highly enough?"

> Removing the copyright notice which is a comment isn't doctoring the code.

Yes it is. It's a clear attempt to disguise the fact that this was distributed - both by Google and by Oracle - under GPLv2.

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Re: Ah, but then again

> they released their version under a different licence

That's one of the things that Oracle will need to prove, should they go for that approach. Remember that this is not a file that will ever make it into a handset...

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@Gumby Nope...

> Understanding the law isn't one of your strengths now is it?

Is it yours?

> Google can call their version of Java 'Tim' for all anyone cares, but its still a derivative of Java.

That is completely wrong in every respect. Dalvik is *not* Java. Java is not appropriate for the platform, so Google used something else.

The closest it comes to Java is that some of the application code running on it will initially be coded in the Java language - but all the patents Oracle has asserted read on the JVM, not the Java language. Although both language and VM use the word "Java" in their names, these are most assuredly not the same thing.

> Oracle is correct that Google did in fact copy code.

Oracle has, to date, come up with one file in a test directory that they claim is close to a file that they themselves distributed under GPLv2 with ClassPath Exception. I can see three reasons why that would constitute lawful redistribution - two of which are sure to work, the other one being a "probably".

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Re: Commitment to partners?

> Wow - way to backstab your business partners!

Not so. This is simply a "safety in numbers" defence.

Google's statement here boils down to "we didn't do this - and it's up to you to find out which of your customers actually did".

It's a neat trick, because it means that even if Oracle were to be successful in their suit (and not this one - a suit against someone else), any victory would be entirely Pyrrhic.

Of course, it's just one defence of many in Google's filing. I suspect there is a pitched battle ahead of us - and I don't rate Oracle's chances that much. Google will undoubtedly take some pain - I think they will consider that a bargain price for what they will achieve.

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Fanbois howl as OS X update bricks PGPed Macs

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Re: ALL OS, not one

> EVERY OS suffers from update nightmares.

They do?

OK, thanks for the tip. I'll remember that next time. I seem to have missed the difficulties the last few times I've upgraded...

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Oracle spreads blame for MySQL 'misperceptions'

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"free" is irrelevant

> This is a great article to send to people who say our Enterprise

> should move to Linux and MySQL because they're free

Ignore such people. They are wrong.

The reason for moving to Linux and MySQL is because they are Free. That is worth far, far more than being simply free.

Because these packages are Free, you can *choose* who you get to do your support - there is a competitive market for these services. Oracle is not the only company who can support their product (nor, likely, the best one).

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[Who supplies MySQL support for a hell of a lot less than Oracle charges]

Reg reader stitches PARIS right up

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Re: But where is our plucky Playmonaut?

Yeah, Playmobil reconstruction, or ...

Err - hang on...

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Google open sources Apache server speed mod

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Re: Erm...

> Isn't Apache licensed under the GPL?

No.

> And isn't there a "viral" clause in the GPL stating that any modifications

> made to GPL software must also be released under the GPL?

No.

> So - does this mean that Google were in violation of the licence

No.

HTH

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Whole point of *** AGPL ***

> Basically you just described the main push behind GPL version 3

No he didn't.

> which would basically require any public web software as

> a service source code to be released

No it doesn't.

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Title

> Will it spy on me ? Steal my passwords?

Why don't you take a look and find out?

This is one of the major strengths of Open Source software - if you have concerns, you have both the right and the capability to inspect the source code. If it doesn't do exactly what you want, Free Software (which this is) gives you the right to change it so that it does.

> You almost expect any Google product to have some built in surveillance function.

If it does - take it out.

> All your privacy belong to us.

All your privacy belong to whomever you give it to. If you look after it yourself, that could be you...

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Group slams airport naked body scanners

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Re: Missing points . . .

> The way to beat terror is not to be terrified

I'm not terrified of the terrorists.

I'm shitting myself over the actions of various governments in the name of my safety...

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PARIS laid bare in intimate snaps

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Flew.

> I'm not actually convinced the plane actually flew

Go and watch the videos. You'll see the plane clearly flying.

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Shut up, Spock! How Battlestar Galactica beat Trek babble

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A smell he thought was just the drain

> That is of course assuming that the person has been

> breathing standard air on BSG and not some strange mix like Tri-Mix

Trimix isn't giong to help - you might have less nitrogen in the mix, but you've got helium to deal with, and that comes out of the tissues quite a bit more quickly than nitrogen does. The bend is even more dangerous...

I understand, though, that spacecraft don't usually contain air - all the N2 doesn't really serve much purpose. By using low-pressure oxygen, you can keep the ppO2 high enough to sustain life, but keep the ambient pressure right down, thus reducing the force on the hull. That makes the craft lighter.

Now oxygen does dissolve in the body, and you can cause an oxygen bend if you drop the ambient pressure rapidly enough. But oxygen bends don't create the cell hypoxia risk of an inert gas bend (even if they occlude the blood vessels, you'll still get oxygen from the bubble), and they spontaneously resolve. So an explosive decompresion from O2 saturation would undoubtedly be painful - but would it be lethal? Inquiring minds...

Let's not go near the barotrauma risk of such a decompression, though - that sort of thing gets very messy.

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Oracle goes in hard on Google Java suit

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Don't think that's a problem.

> That's the argument, that it *was* derived from OpenJDK. If true, that would be bombshell.

It's not the argument I was making, but it wouldn't be a bombshell.

The class in question has been released under the ClassPath exception. That's really permissive...

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I don't..

> As Java is under GPL 2 and Android is under Apache. I don't

> think they are compatible licenses.

http://www.java2s.com/Open-Source/Java-Document/6.0-JDK-Modules-sun/security/sun/security/provider/certpath/PolicyNodeImpl.java.htm

http://www.gnu.org/software/classpath/license.html

Enjoy :-)

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Re: Open source version

> Given that there are open source versions

The open-source version of Java is OpenJDK.

There's also Apache Harmony, but since that hasn't been certified to be fuly compliant[1], it's not *technically* Java.

> is it not possible that this code they are showing to be the

> same is in fact derived from the open source versions?

No.

OpenJDK is GPL. If Android were derived from OpenJDK, it would also have to be GPL (and Google clearly didn't want to mandate the GPL on Android).

It remains to be seen whether Oracle's latest claims have any legs. I really doubt they do, but I've not actually checked yet.

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[1] Because SnOracle refused to release the TCK under a Free licence except in the OpenJDK context ...

Linux bug bestows attackers with 'superuser' powers

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Not much of a prolem...

> many of the security compromises you get on

> hosting platforms - malicious php code, XSS

> exploits and such, run as a local user

Yes. But that's not really a problem.

To exploit this vulnerability, you need to call a kernel API on a vulnerable system. You need to find the appropriate value for kernel symbols (either via /proc/ksyms or from System.map, depending on your setup). Then you need to perform an RDS socket operation to effect the exploit.

PHP doesn't support the above - getting the symbol map will be difficult unless you've already exploited the box sufficiently to find it (and that really means already having root access), and PHP doesn't support RDS sockets. Nor does Perl. The sort of compromise you're talking about just wouldn't work.

The real vulnerability is where an attacker can inject and run a binary - but such exploits are few and far between, and obviated by mounting the webroot as noexec.

So whilst this is a real vulnerability, and very embarassing for all concerned, it's actually very unlikely to be exploited unless you have real users with real console logins who want to escalate their privileges.

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Your granny *could* use it.

What you see above is a method to turn off user verification on machines that permit it.

This is not something you'd want in a GUI app - it's only something to be done by someone who knows what they are doing, and in certain very specific situations (e.g. lost root password). It's not *supposed* to be easy...

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Incorrect...

You have assumed that grub was installed without a password.

If a machine is installed somewhere that untrusted people have console access, that would be a mistake. A password would be used, and that would completely prevent such an approach.

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Prosecutors prep decision on BT-Phorm case

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"No criminal intent", my arse.

RIPA makes interception a crime., except in very specific circumstances (which circumstances were not met by the BT/Phorm trials)

BT intended to intercept traffic - the trial was planned and executed.

Ergo they had criminal intent.

Claiming they had none because they weren't going to use the data intercepted for anything nefarious is like claiming it's OK to keep the proceeds of a burglary because the money wasn't going to be used for buying guns.

DS Barry Murray made an enormous cock-up of his "investigation", and really ought to come in for some stick. His failure to understand what the crime actually *is* has cost us all both in cash and in privacy.

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Microsoft's Office ribbon hits Mac fans

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Incorrect inference

"Dell KACE did find that enthusiasm for Office 2010 is high, with 85 per cent planning to move "eventually", but they also found that organizations are typically upgrading to Office 2007 before Office 2010."

That's not enthusiaism. Enthusiasm would be 85% planning to move over as soon as possible.

85% planning to move "eventually" means that 85% realise they will be forced to move to Office 2010 when they can't get licences for anything else.

15% have uinderstood that they're not actually tied to Microsoft at all...

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Two-year wait for Windows 8, MS blurts

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*splurt*

> Windows 7 does the job, it's quick and runs very well. I've seen

> it running on a 3.2ghz P4 with 768MB Ram for general browsing,

> word processing etc

I've got Fedora 13 running on an 850MHz P3 in 256MB, and that runs just fine as well...

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Great white sharks menace Blighty

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Re: Gawd/ess. The misinformation is appalling ..

> I have personally caught a "Great White"[1]

> [1] only 3.5 feet, or thereabouts.

You probably haven't.

New-born Great Whites are around 4ft long.

There are many sharks - even in our waters - that aren't Great Whites. They are spectacular creatures when not threatened. Except Dog Fish, which are just lazy...

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"The Sun" wouldn't know a shark from a shopping trolley...

> The Sun "reported" the same story in 2007.

They do it every few years, it seems.

> Didn't it turn out to be a hoax?

It usually turns out to be a Basking Shark. Again. And an idiot who can't tell the (particularly distinctive) Basking Shark's fin from a Great White's. Again.

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MySQL price hikes reveal depth of Oracle's wallet love

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That's pleasant.

> You are one creepy sounding character mate.

Thank you for that. It's always nice to have one's efforts rewarded with such a pleasant response. Twat.

> Are you a lawyer?

That is the wrong question. You ought instead to ask if I am *your* lawyer - because anything else would mean that you should value what you hear as exactly what you paid for it. And the answer to that question, of course, is "no".

Vic.