* Posts by Vic

5860 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Dec 2007

Nokia's Windows phone outed on video

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Those cameras are tripod-mounted

Look at the way they pan; smooth, horizontal panning with no wobbling about. That's a mounted camera, not some illicit hand-held thing.

This is a deliberate "leak". Nokia are trying something viral.

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Alleged LulzSec hacker still inside

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Re: Check your facts

> Agoraphobia is not a 'fear of open spaces'.

Yes it is. It comes from the Greek.

"Agora" is a forum, or marketplace, IIRC.

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Programmers urged to code with their tootsies

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Re: has anybody noticed

> pianists have 77 keys for the fingers and three pedals?

Now go and look at a decent church organ.

They have lots of pedals. And you can tell when a convential pianist takes over, because all the bottom end drops away...

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Intel code guru: Many-core world requires radical rethink

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Re: Transputers

> Ahh, but they were a British invention and so "never existed"

Fair enough.

But the IntellaSys SEAforth is a Merkin chip, and that's multi-cored as well.

Intel do seem to be somewhat behind the times...

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"This new thinking is bubbling to the surface"

Except that it isn't even remotely new thinking.

We were doing this on Transputers *decades* ago...

This "guru" might want to do a bit more background reading...

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Brit CompSci student faces extradition to US over link site

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@AC 20:03

> If I rip a CD I've bought

... Then you're breaking UK law. You are a copyright infringer.

Although the Hargreaves Report recommended the legalisation of format-shifting, it currently remains an offence under CDPA88.

> That's certainly a meaningful difference as far as I can see.

It's not especially meaningful. If the infringer is making a business out of infringement, then it becomes a criminal matter under section 107 - but that doesn't legitimise your infringement, it merely makes the penalties a little different.

> quite a few things are effectively ignored

This is true of many laws.

However, you should not confuse a law being ignored with that action becoming lawful.

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Oh, fuck.

> It seems unlikely that a judge posessed of any amount of either sanity or

> integrity would agree to that.

We're screwed.

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Copyright is not

...necessarily a civil matter.

The Copyrigths Designs and Patents Act 1988 has sections covered under criminal law (e.g. section 107).

This is entirely appropriate, IMO: criminality occurs not when you pass a friend a few bits you shouldn't, but when you try to make a business out of stuff you know to be infringing.

But to reiterate the eloquent point made earlier in the thread - America, fuck off.

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Oracle seeks 'billions' with Google Android suit

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How about giving both sides of the story?

So Oracle are claiming beeelions. Big deal.

Google filed for leave to present a Daubert motion. That's lawyer-speak for "bollocks". They are disputing Oracle's assessment of damages.

Now look at how long it took for the judge to grant that motion...

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Meerkats face financial regulation

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Customer really need to check the small print

I used one of the comparison websites when hunting for professional indemnity insurance.

The "top deal" they came up with was quite a bit cheaper than the others - but when I read the proposal, it specifically excluded working on computer networks.

Given that I'd already told them my profession, I thought it a bit strange to offer me that...

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A sysadmin's top ten tales of woe

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Re: root

> I let myself be persuaded to give root to a developer

I once had a wonderful argument with a customer.

He owned the box. I commissioned it. He *insisted* on having the root password.

I took the password to the office in a sealed envelope and got them to put it in the fire safe. I told them in no uncertain terms that if I saw a login from any address but mine, there would be no warranty whatsoever, and all repairs would be chargeable at full cost.

Said punter was apoplectic, claiming that he should have the ability to do whatever he liked with his own machine. "You do", I replied, "but I'm not responsible for picking up the pieces". The rest of the staff generally decided to stick to my recommended way of working, and the root password has still not been touched.

...Which is good. A few weeks after this bust-up, I installed Mediawiki for them. The same guy had another fit when I refused, without written authorisation, to configure it to allow PHP script on the pages to be executed... :-)

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Testing your Makefiles...

This one happened just a few weeks ago.

I was on-site at a customer. I accidentally overheard a conversation.

The group in question had a makefile which would take a project name and apply the make to that - so you'd do something along the lines of "make PROJ=foo all". In this situation, the user had typed "make PROJ=foo clean".

Except he hadn't.

He'd typed "make PROJ= foo clean". And that spurious space meant that PROJ was defined as null within the makefile.

Did the makefile do something sensible with null values? Did it buggery. It merrily deleted everything from the current directory down - including all the user's source code. Which wasn't checked in. Or backed up. And hadn't been for nearly a fortnight.

I earnt many brownie points for pulling out a copy of foremost :-)

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Counting the backups...

I got a call-out to a customer. They'd lost a load of data.

On arrival at site, I found a dead disk. It was a DeathStar, and had been in continuous operation for a goodly number of years - a good order of magnitude longer than most of them lasted.

RAID? You've got to be kidding.

I gave them the bad news, and told them they'd need to restore from backup. Blank looks ensued.

"Oh", says one girl, "There's a copy of everything on the other machine. We'll be OK".

But there wasn't. There was a share to the machine that had gone down.

So I had yet another round of disk recovery, and actually found most of their actual data. But I was fielding calls for weeks that statred "we used to have this file on the desktop..."

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Go Daddy sued over email alerts

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The terminally useless...

> Next to estate agents, accident claim managers, bankers and who else...?

Isn't it about time we built the B-Ark?

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HTC U-turns over Desire Android 2.3 update

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Bugger.

I was hoping for a cheap second-hand Desire :-(

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Nokia and Apple bury patent beef

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@Gumby...

> No, its not a big if.

Yes it is.

Oracle have made a number of allegations. they have not yet proven them. they need to do so in order to obtain the win that you are already granting.

> You're right that I haven't been following the case.

That much is *very* clear.

> Last time I checked, Oracle still had a lot on the table

Check again. Judge Alsup *destroyed* their raft of claims. He is not playing their game.

> the actual trial hasn't started.

Motions have been filed. Orders have been made.

If you're not keeping yup to datye with what's going on, you might like to reconsider holding forth about what is happening...

> We won't see or know all of the evidence collected or presented.

We see the orders, subject to any redaction the Court might require. That's sufficient to know that Oracle's case is significantly reduced compared to what it was a few weeks ago.

> The odds are that if this goes the distance, Oracle will win on some counts.

That's your opinion. You cannot substantiate it. Given the paucity of counts Oracle still has standing, I don't believe it.

> Its a stronger case than SCOs.

That's like claiming something is slightly warmer than absolute zero; wet tissue paper is stronger than SCO's case.

> But hey, what do I know?

I was wondering...

> I'm neither a fan of either company.

No, but you are a serial Android-basher.

> Not so sure you can say the same. :-)

Be sure. I dislike both Google and Oracle. But I dislike Internet pundits like Florian Muller astroturfing even more. And that is why I mentioned him.

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@Gumby

> If that goes the distance and Oracle wins

That's a big "if".

Have you been following the progress in the case? Have you seen what Judge Alsup did to Oracle's claims?

> You're going to see a world of hurt put on Google

Or maybe not. Google got their Daubert hearing granted. There's a good chance that if Oracle win anything, it might not be very much. And it might be nothing at all; they only have assertions at the moment, and their patents - which look *extremely* shaky - are up for re-examination by USPTO.

2009 figures show that 60% of all re-examined patents are thrown out in their entirety, and a further 28% have some claims rejected. Only 12% survive...

But none of that is relevant to my post; Florian Muller is a renowned astroturfer with a very poor record of being anywhere near the truth in the final reckoning. It's a poor show when anyone quotes him as supporting material.

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Yet more Florian worship

So Florian Muller says that Android is doomed, and the hacks just lap it up?

Florian has been shown to be wrong *many* more times than he has been right. And he has an ongoing agenda against Android.

Why are his attempts at astroturfing being reported as news? Florian is a lobbyist, not a journalist.

Please stop.

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European Council: Creating hacking tools should be criminal across EU

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Oh good grief...

More laws. Just what we need.

Pretty much all cybercrime is *already* illegal. It just needs someone to investigate offences and prosecute offenders.

So what do we get? More laws. Yep. that'll make all the difference.

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Reg hack cast adrift as Illuminati Online goes off-line

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@Cosmo

> you can then set up wildcard forwarding

Wildcards aren't actually all that great an idea; you end up with an infinite number of valid addresses, some of which will get hit by dictionary attacks.

A better solution, IMO, is to use aliases (/etc/aliases in many cases). This allows you to issue unique addresses that all end up in one box, but anything not explicitly allocated is not live, and mail sent to it will be rejected.

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Microsoft loses Supreme patent fight over Word

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Re: How predictible

> I came to the comments section to see people debate if i4i had a real case or not

Well, there's your mistake, then.

i4i had a real case. They prosecuted it, and won. Microsoft had several stabs at appealing that win, and lost every time.

The debate is not about whether or not they had a case - they very clearly did - but about whether or not they *should have* had a case. IMO, they should not - but US law as it currently stands gives them one.

Until the US patent system is sorted out, using the XML markup language[1] to create markup will be patentable. And that is idiotic. But that is the law.

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Yes, I know. I repeated the ML bit for emphasis.

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@Zippy

> asking that all Microsoft software patents be turned into copyright.

That doesn't make sense.

Microsoft *already* copyrights its code. Copyright exists on specific implementations, and jsut about all code currently available in any medium is copyrighted.

Patents are about preventing others from independently developing your "invention" - and I have to use quotes around that word, since most patents I've seen lately involve no such inventiveness.

There's no way that patents could be transformed into copyrights, since they cover necessarily different aspects of development. And that is one of the many reaons why software copyright should exist, but software patents shouldn't.

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Apple wades in to defend developers

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Why do you keep quoting Florian Muller?

If you look over FM's history of posting, you'll see that just about all he claims turns out to be completely bogus.

The man is a paid advociate. That's why he sends out so many mailings purporting to be educated opinion. And that's why so many lazy journalists just republish what he says as if it were true, rather than checking to see how many times he's been right in the past.

Please stop.

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Cybercrime figures 'as true as sexual-conquest scores'

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Re: Well duh

> A few company desktops get infected with a virus and suddenly they lose £££millions?

The problem is that a few desktops get infected, and a PHB suddenly has to find ££millions in his budget to upgrade his defences. He sees that as said infection costing him that much.

In truth, all the infection has done is to identify a pre-existing weakness; the extra cost is what he should have already spent[1] if he'd been doing his job properly in the first place.

But it seems that, in these modern times, prevention is never better than cure :-(

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[1] The clean-up cost is extra, of course - that's the real cost of the infection, and it's rarely significant compared to the re-work to harden insecure systems somewhat.

Pirate-bothering ACS:Law lawyer goes bankrupt

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@Mahou Saru

> So it is okay to break to law to catch people who _might_ be breaking the law?

That's your decision, nobody else's.

If you break the law, and you get caught, you are likely to face prosecution over your actions.

If you think you are justified in breaking a law to achieve some greater good, you can bring that up in court as a defence.

If the jury agrees with you, you get a "not guilty" verdict. If they don't, you might[1] be sentenced for your unlawful activity.

It really comes down to how convinced you are that your idea of "the greater good" is shared by a jury of your peers...

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[1] With the CPS, of course, anything could happen...

Skype hangs up on users yet again

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Ah, but Skype isn't working.

> I've tried using SIP over wobbly connections in far flung places.

As have I.

> The result is very crunchy calls with lots of (silent) dropouts.

Not for me, it isn't.

> Skype, however, has adaptive coding

SIP has the ability to use whichever codecs you want, as long as each endpoint agrees to use it. With transcoding proxies, you can often use whichever codec you ilke.

And you can change mid-call by way of the SIP Reinvite command. Any halfway-decent setup will do this as the error rate increases. One can only guess at why your trials apparently could not do this.

In short - if Skype can get a call through, SIP can get a call through.

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Re: Ughh

> Any thoughts on an alternative?

Use something SIP-based.

Get yourself a SIP account at somewhere like sipgate.co.uk[1][2] and download something like Xlite[4]. Up and running within minutes, and you get a free[3] landline number to boot.

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[1] Disclosure: Sipgate is actually a competitor of mine (I resell SIP services). But I don't want hundreds of people looking for a Skype alternative :-)

[2] Beware that site, as it tends to use unencrypted HTTP for most stuff. If you use https://secure.sipgate.co.uk instead, all is SSL goodness.

[3] At the moment. There is no guarantee that they will continue to dish out free numbers. But it's worth it for now.

[4] Sipgate allow yuo to download this pre-configured with your account info from their site.

Sandi Toksvig puts the 'n' into cuts - on the Beeb

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Re: There is no "I" in team

I once very nearly got sacked, despite already having handed in my notice.

For the umptyeth time, my boss trotted out his favourite platitude: "There is no 'I' in team".

I'd already quit. I didn't care any more. I finally said what I'd been thinking all those months.

"No, but there's a 'U' in 'cunt'"

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Re: Don't know

> so are the rules governing what time the BBC can use them

And what are those rules for radio programmes?

Seriously - look it up. You might be surprised...

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Re: Shocked!

> Sandy Toksvig made a joke that I actually find funny!

Yeah, but she nicked it from Private Eye.

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Cameron calls for ISP-level parental censorship tools

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Oh good grief...

Will these people never learn?

Even if they managed an effective filter, all that'd happen is that everything moves to SSL.

Until Cameron bans SSL, natch :-(

Twats, the lot of 'em.

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Russian computer programmer buries himself alive

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Re: Air flow

> Underwater rebreather incidents have CO2 saturation as causing a rapid

> loss of conciousness,

Loss of consciousness is invariably hypoxia; hypercapnia has to be extreme to cause blackout, and I've no idea how you'd get that sort of concentration short of flushing your loop with neat CO2...

> coupled to a severe headache

Strangely, that symptom - although expected - does not seem to occur very often in diving situations. I don't know why that should be.,

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@Richard 120

> Maybe he didn't realise he was in trouble?

Oh, I'll bet he did.

Long before hypoxia (which is what would likely have killed him), he would have experienced hypercapnia - excess CO2.

Hypercapnia is extremely unpleasant. It has many effects that you simply cannot miss. One of them[1] is abject terror.

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[1] I know a number of divers - including myself - who have experienced this underwater. The same symptom does not generally seem to be reported in normobaric environments, so it is possible that the body responds differently at different presures. But it's still bloody scary.

Microsoft unveils Windows Phone 7 8

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Re: quite clever though

> You cannot lock other beasties down in the same way you can lock down a windows system.

Yes you can.

With MAC, you can lock it down as tightly as you want. Indeed, the biggest issue I encounter with SELinux is that my customers think the defaults are too tight.

> you can probably go to EACH tablet and do it individually with app

You'd do it with configuration. If you've already rolled out,m then that does mean going round and changing something on each - but htat's no different to a Windows system where you're trying to introduce policy post-rollout.

And, of course, rolling out Linux systems en masse is easy - a single disk image will support a vast range of hardware with no dibbling. Try that with Windows (e.g. supporting both Intel and AMD processors with the same image).

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Apple nemesis sues iOS, Mac, and Android devs

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Re: Did you read the patent?

> the code ... needs to be on a network somewhere

[vic@goliath ~] $ ssh hobgoblin

Last login: Thu May 26 14:43:21 2011 from goliath

[vic@hobgoblin ~] $

Telnet, of course, predates this by some considerable length of time, but I don't run telnet...

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Reg hack applauds asinine augmentation

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Ah.

"Binky".

Of course.

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Re: how about.

> Gender neutral name after all

A fine idea - but being overheard using the phrase "Boff the donkey" are likely to lead to rather difficult conversations...

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Re: The law is an ass

> Bobby - A girlier variant of Bob

Wouldn't that be "Kate"[1]?

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[1] Younger readers will likely miss the reference...

Desktop Linux: the final frontier

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Eh?

> Set up an Ubuntu machine, with 2 or more LAN adaptors

Well, I don't actually use Ubuntu, but setting up multi-homed machines like that is a fairly standard operation for me.

> Unplug one of the LAN cords

OK.

> Now try to ping the machine via the other interface.

OK.

> Often it won't work.

That depends on how you've set it up.

If you have not defined a route to the disconnected interface from the connected one, then the correct operation is not to route those packets - it is a significant failure to create routes spontaneously.

If routing between the interfaces is desired, it is a trivial matter to turn it on.

> (look for "source-based routing")

Source-based routing would be the wrong way to do things in that situation. You're trying to achieve things based on the destination; switching behaviour according to the source would likely be a mistake.

> I can plug and unplug LAN cables on any old Windows box, and the

> remaining interfaces will work as expected.

If you're doing what I think you're doing - expecting a disconnected interface to be pingable through an entirely different interface - then that is very much something I would consider very broken indeed. If Windows does that, then it is faulty.

That Linux does something different from a broken implementation is a Good Thing(tm).

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Free vs. free

> One of the points (I thought) of Linux was to make computing cheaper....

No. The purpose is to imbue the user with the freedom to use software as he sees fit.

The fact that it *also* reduces costs is simply a pleasant side-effect.

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Multiple heads

> I've got dual-head support working in Linux in the past

I once built a 5-headed machine for an ISP. It ran their graphing wall, giving a real-time indication of what was going on on their network.

I stopped at 5 heads because I ran out of slots I could put graphics cards into...

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Your experience does not make something Absolute Truth...

> Printing 6x4 photos? Nope. Works fine on WIndows

Works fine on Fedora and Whitebox (the distros I usually use).

I cannot determine why it did not work for you, but it's a commonplace activity in Linux.

> Scanning only scans at some terrible quality.

My scanner scans at the full resolution of the device. And it doesn't scan at all under Windows (which keeps telling me that the cable is broken).

> Syncing your iPod - forget it

gtkpod works fine with my missus' iPod. iTunes, however, keeps deleting videos that it hasn't put there itself. I've not tried other iPods or packages.

> I haven't even mentioned lack of device drivers

I've just done a Vista installation for a customer. The driver support OOTB is, frankly, shocking. Even once I'd started trawling various web sites for drivers[1], getting the hardware working was a painful experience.

The same hardware was supported rather uneventfully by the Fedora 14 LiveCD I booted it with...

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[1] Sony's web site gave me a load of drivers for the particular Vaio I was sorting out. But Windows wouldn't install them.

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@MS Rocks...

> Desktop Linux has a sub 2% market share

That's not what Steve Ballmer said. Of course, he might just be lying.

> Desktop Linux will never, ever, overtake Windows in the Western World

Ah. Hard Facts(tm). Reference?

> The only reason that Linux gets deployed is because some people cannot afford Windows

Nonsense. I install Linux for customers who could very easily afford Windows. They choose Linux because it does things for them that Windows does not.

> only if I manage to find some obscure software

You've clearly never seen a modern G/L distribution. You don't need to find obscure software for everyday tasks. A modern distribution just goes in and works.

Compare that to the Vista installation I had to do this morning, which failed to see a significant proportion of the devices on the machine until I'd found and downloaded a goodly number of drivers. I'd have been completely stuffed if my Fedora LiveCD didn't support all[1] the hardware straight out of the box and give me Internet access so I could trawl Google for said drivers...

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[1] I didn't actually check the card reader - and IIRC, the TI chipset it uses requires a binary blob which is not available for Free Software. But I could be wrong in that. And I didn't need it anyway.

ICO: Knowing your rights is a priority in new strategy

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"their wider obligations under information rights law"

It should be the ICO's goal to ensure they pull their collective finger out of their arse and actually do something tangible to protect consumers.

Ooh! What's that pink thing, up in the sky? Curly tail, goes "oink"?

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Archos 70 Android 7in tablet

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I've bought two of these

You can get them for less than £175 if you look a bit harder.

I'm very pleased with them. The Android Market is easy to get hold of if that's your thang.

It's a shame they don't come with any sort of case, though - even a cheapie slip-over thing would be good.

The biggest problem I've had is that the OOM killer can be a bit random. But then I tend to run more and more things until something drops.

Oh - and you don't have to kill everything to run Angry Birds.

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Will Red Hat come back to haunt the Open Virtualization Alliance?

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Re: can't be bothered

> They have roughly the same price tags

Only if you pay for it.

There are assorted RHEL rebuilds that offer KVM without paying a penny. They work just as well as the RH solution - but you don't get the RH support guys on the end of a phone line.

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[Disclosure: I rebuild and ship RHEL source to my customers]

Apple, Amazon trademark spat turns surreal

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Never pity the lawyers

> The lawyers do their best for the clients, even if it is madness

And therein lies the problem.

The lawyers are Officers of the Court. Their first duty is to the law, their second to their clients.

If they are spouting total bollocks, they are deficient in that duty, and risk sanctions. Sadly, such sanctions rarely materialise.

Both the US and the UK legal systems rely entirely on the lawyers not being total lying wankers. And there is a reason why courts sometimes go awry...

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Re: App market

> Apple started the "app" craze

I very much doubt that.

The abbreviation of the word "application" to "app" has been around for many years amongst people I know. I seriously doubt we are unique in that respect.

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Re: I was going to say how bad this was

> but then saw it's Amazon doing the complaining

That shouldn't matter.

What's important is that the law is applied correctly. Whether or not we like the plaintiff/defendant is irrelevant; it is essential that the law is applied equally, even to fuckwits.

To do otherwise is to grant certain entities an exemption from the law, on account of their being (currently) popular. Now I'm not saying that doesn't happen, but it is a very Bad Thing(tm).

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Re: Glad

> the losing CEO and legal team would be publicly castrated

More effective would be if the legal team that proposed such nonsense were properly sanctioned, as the law permits.

That way, the next bunch wouldn't be quite as keen to propose such utter bullshit, as it would have a personal cost to them to do so.

Sadly, judges rarely impose such sanctions. And that is the problem.

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