Posts by Dan

can someone please explain to me

why sms is so expensive?

i don't like the look of

that precocious little bastard.

holy hell

she looks a tad troubled.

lamb flaps

'nuff said.

one of our dinosaurs is missing

scoff all you like, you still can't trust the bastards.

perhaps

and "and what do you think you're up to comrade" might have been a less extreme initial reaction.

i'd do two years

so they couldn't get their mucky paws on my stuff.

boy king comes to london

immediately has run in with tube ticket tout, pays over the odds for everthing, generally made to feel wholly unwelcome...fucks off back to tomb.

i for one

cannot wait to see this unfold in the media, doubtless it'll be a complete mess - cost overruns, crashes, a plethora of companies all over the world being involved, then dropping out, limited but overly touted 'successes'. great stuff.

the trouble with the avengers

and most of the other remakes of old classics, is that they try to make them too *big* - overembelish them and lay on shit loads of naff cgi - completely losing the charm, style and identity of the original. am i missing the point? is it not possible to develop a complete original idea, rather than mess with a classic?

mind you, if anyone can make a decent go of it, its del Toro.

who gives a shit?

tv has been dominated by this trite load of wank for too many years now.

imagine

the offline processing power of modern cars. all linked by bluetooth. discuss.

the australians

have an army?

just the facts

this sends a clear message to us all. if you are considering a criminal career, murder, blackmail, drugs, armed robbery, people trafficking, burglary are all safer options than knocking off a few dvds.

@The only reason your shed is invisible

surely "ivor headache" would work better?

burial mounds

that woman's knockers will be around long after she, and indeed the rest of us, have shuffled off.

they will

be after our women next

at least

they're not living up to the ludicrous fictitous sterotypes created by cohen.

@That's

not really.

this will come to nothing

someone else will put the site back up, things will carry on as before.

meanwhile the investigation has cost £1000s and crack dealers walk the streets unmolested.

how utterly

disappointing.

Never a truer word said

"This great country is being ground down by people who won't play by the rules, so we all have to suffer with these ridiculous measures."

Amen to that brother.

@Is there a new writer onboard?

not in the least bit tedious, you chump.

when stars collide

it is like celestial celebrity wife swap.

@A site full of geeks an no Python quote yet?

"not that im homophobic or anything..."

my cousin is a gay!

Chinese Imperial Cun

Fantastic, you couldn't make it up.

interesting

how any comments criticising the mccanns were removed.

all depends on the type of crash, apparently

from: http://www.netcomposites.com/news.asp?3306

"Research at Farnborough in the 1990's indicated that if carbon fibre composite material is shattered in the absence of fire there will be little or no release of respirable fibres. If you burn carbon fibre composite material without subjecting it to high energy impact there will be little or no release of respirable fibres. However, if you subject carbon fibre composite material to high energy impact while simultaneously burning it with a high temperature flame - typically 1000ºC (typical aircraft crash conditions) significant quantities of respirable fibres may be released."

But the best bit:

"Post Crash Management Systems highlight that whilst they are aware of the hazards of carbon fibre particles following an impact and fire situation, the company are still investigating and evaluating the effects of carbon fibres on the resipratory system. To this end John Andrews would welcome any suggestions or information from members of the composites industry dealing with carbon fibre."

who will end up buying this?

a bunch of cock-ends, thats who.

you can't pollish a turd

doesn't matter how it is sold, shite music is still shite music. punting blunt on myspace already awash with an ocean of dross will only see him drown, or be blown straight out of the water by the .01% of listenable stuff.

its a

feckin waste of time anyway.

@Claus Møller

mmm, interesting...CUCKOO.

re: Title

Hey,

Thanks for setting me straight on that one, you are a shining example to us all.

Good luck and keep up the good work!

Dan

a car and three iphones?

the man's an idiot

lets us be thankful for small mercies

does this mean the end of being constantly invited to become a zombie, pirate, be pimped, sent a virtual drink or become a jedi? thank fuck for that.

re: Its cheaper to be towed than park!

Amen to that. Fucking place.