Posts by fred

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Are there any vacencies? I love to perv at women and men and children from the legal safety behind the full body sexual scanner.

article 3A (4)

(4) In this section "article" includes any program or data held in electronic form.

So you can code on paper and post it to someone. Reminds me of PGP. Power up the racks of printers and start buying stamps.

mobile Firefox

There is a mobile version of firefox compiled for GPE. It runs well on my iPAQ hx4700 with either Familiar or the later Angstrom release for it.

There: Another good reason to run Linux on your PDA :D

Availble from http://www.angstrom-distribution.org

Privoxy blocked this

Privoxy blocked this I declined the offer :)

"Request for blocked URL

Your request for http://www.mikeonads.com/2008/07/13/using-your-browser-url-history-estimate-gender/ was blocked.

See why or go there anyway."

Nah, I went anyway and clicked on the button and nothing happened. No results :( I am not using any Mozilla or Microsoft related browser.

Won't go back even for cash.

I have already left the country, but regrettfully I still have a lot of stuff in a friend's loft, which I shall have to pickup within the next few years, but thankfully, courier companies help here.

allotments

I often look at what people buy when I go to the supermarket. Usually, its pre-cooked meals, sweets, crisps and other crap. Instead of buying veggies and meat and making a meal, they economise by buying cheaper pre-cooked crap, which is worse for them, and heat this up. Its cheaper and better for them to actually cook a good meal where the ingredients can still be bought for a reasonable price especially when one buys the 2for1 offers.

The other option is to use the garden for what it was intended for. A vegterible patch! Veg is easy to grow and almost free. You can use the bathwater to water it. Run a hosepipe up to the bath, and stand with it next to the veggie plot. Then suck on the tube until you hear the gurggeling noise (or get a mouthful of water) and then water the veggie plot.

Paris' patch watering? (^pat^snat)

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"some of the net users accused of infringing Codermasters' copyright last year received more than half a dozen separate demands for cash" and probably deleted these automatically as these might have been marked as SPAM!

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called Nounou, which means fanny in English as in virgina :D ha ha.

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Re: titled Suffer, little childDren

By Anonymous Coward

Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 11:03 GMT

I hoped the capitalised letters would produce a hidden code but all it in its taggeled form is:

WCCITLCNXXXGRATCGGUDSCLAFTLNXXXSPARAGEERDDPDCIFRWVTRIUITIHMWBGADCPDSDLITD, which I won't pronounce because it might sound rude.

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Milton wrote: "Whilst it is a matter for each council to determine for its area, our advice is that, save in the most unusual and extreme of circumstances, it is inappropriate to use these powers for trivial matters."

Therefore, it is appropriate to use RIPA for trivial matters in extreme and unusual circumstances.

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“I can see how some people feel there is no alternative ...[to] in the new world [order]” said Burnham.

I'll get my coat.

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Manhatten part 2. lol. I'm with this practical joke http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Islam (since the thread is going this way)

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"The documents were handed in to the BBC which passed them to the police." after being photocopied and made available in a torrent?

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> "a single attacker perpetrated a "layer 7" attack on IMDB"

Thousands of gopher sessions? ^^

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Secure idenTity Across (borders) LinKed - STALK

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Are prime ministers imune from proscution once they leave office, or can one attempt to take them to court during office?

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GIMP.

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“ ... while out on patrol, will spend less time returning to the station and more time on the frontline," added Richard Earland, CIO at the National Policing Improvement Authority.

Frontline: the line along which opposing armies face each other

No more community policing. Its black and white. The public verses the police!

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I just had a look at the faceparty.com web site. One is confronted with slogons :

Log Ur Ass On

Join Us and eat Brain

Back To The Bitch: All Hell Is about To Break Loose

Fuck this.

I think they did us 36 year oldies a favour by banning us!

Yours,

Mr. Not Quite As Offensive than FaceParty.

Cygwin - Que?

I downloaded and it lauched the Cygwin setup programme. I had already installed cygwin. I cancelled and decided to await more info...

14 years.

I only have a laptop and it has all my emails and files on it. Fives years my arse. It goes back to 1994! Thats fourteen years for those without mental arithmetic.

Paris, because I hope that she won't be shy about showing her laptop.

good

I don't really see the big deal; For once I am on the side of the lollipop cameras, so long as the recorded images are deleted at the end of each shift.

unconstructive commment

Build more goals. Increase sentences. Put the people in. Stack 'em high.

The government knows that the best place for people is inside and off their streets. They will work for free in goal and seldom complain about the conditions and lack of rights.

Face it. Its a conspiracy to lock us all up. :D

// I went for the 'I'll get my coat' because otherwise I might get lynched.

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"...or hide away and close doors?"

Its a good way to encourage fear of others.

Paris, because I love to hide away behind a closed door with her.

creepy functionality

When punters buy a ticket ask them to include the name of the person who is going to use it. Then when said person tries to use the ticket s/he can be asked for identification to prove that they are the correct person. This could be nicely included with a new shiny national ID card...

kb verses kB

Kilobit (kb), ), a unit of information used, for example, to quantify computer memory or storage capacity

Kilobyte (kB), a unit of information used, for example, to quantify computer memory or storage capacity

British Territory - Good Condition - No Reserve

Another classic Ebay auction was this, which was pulled a long time ago:

http://www.gibinquirer.net/gbay/index.htm

People have the choice on how they spend their money.

There is an assumption that those who gamble online are spending their lives' saving on it, which is further from the truth than could be imagined. The majority of players are casual ones having a flutter; there are others who really do play with a lot of cash, but these are serious players and would other wise play in a casino.

Gambeling companies would not survive if the players lost lots of money on the games, which is why these games pay out rather well. Otherwise, its bad for their business "Come play and loose" is not a good strapline. As a result players are really winning.

The companies also let you play for free. You can bet on the tables with virtual money, and win. Of course, its not real money and you cannot put it into the bank accouny ;P If a player wants to play with real money then the option is there. Of course, this is a ploy to get the player comfortable with the game so that s/he will feel comfortable and then wager real bets. This works both ways. The player gains confidence and wins more money on the real tables, and the companies gain a client.

These people are often playing for fun and relaxation, and I expect they get a similar joy from a table that I get from playing my favourite MMORG.

Online gambeling is well regulated and if players are highlighted as having a gambeling problem, they are usually contacted and asked if they want to suspect their account, or have hard limits set so that they cannot gamble their lifes savings away.

Back to the point: People have the choice on how they spend their money. It is not up to a government how they should spend their money other than that the local taxes (Income tax, car tax, poll tax, VAT on goods etc) in that nation.

However, this is all silly because usually the reason a nation wants to ban something like this is to protect their own internal market. The evils of gambeling can be applied to the evils of foreign investment and that terrible foreign food [that undermines the national markets].

engineers are terrorists

If thue then we are running your company networks and administering your systems ;P

A piece of the action

Well, at least we can actually act about this.

If Barclays send me a new RFID enabled card I shall take it to the bank and cut it up with a pair of scissors, after explaining to them why I am doing so. I shall ask them to either reactivate my previous card, or provide a non-RFID card, or move to another bank, which is not too hard these days to do.