* Posts by P. Lee

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Microsoft C# chief Hejlsberg: Our open-source Apache pick will clear the FUD

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Re: It is not a cancer

I didn't see if they were just doing Apache/Windows or Apache/Linux. If it's Apache/Windows then its no skin off their nose to do that, though I can't imagine who would want to take Windows apps and run them not on IIS.

If they are doing Apache/Linux then you have the wrong variables.

Embrace Apache with C# (to gain C# devs and draw ecosystem away from FLOSS environments)

Extend C# on Windows (to add value)

Extinguish Apache and PHP etc (by making Windows the viable C# platform. FLOSS language devs will be left trying to play catch up to whatever features MS decides to add to the Windows environment; or will need to switch to Windows).

As with all MS products, it will always be worse without Windows. That's not to say MS is doing anything wrong - that's their platform; but you'd be a fool to think MS is going to make it easy for windows devs to run code on Apache/Linux.

Smartphone sex apps will give you cupid's measles - study

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Holmes

Re: The study is fatally flawed.

I think you've read the study wrong. It wasn't to find out if you had an STD, but surveyed those with STD's to see where they picked up the ones who infected them - cyberspace or meatspace.

It turns out anonymity encourages both risky and irresponsible behaviour and tech enables anonymity.

I'm shocked!

Women are too expensive to draw and code – Ubisoft

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Trollface

Re: Double the assets

Good job he didn't have a stutter - that would have landed him in trouble.

In other news, feminists are outraged that women are not being portrayed as equally vicious murderers. "We're just as capable of deviously ruthless stonecold killers!" sniffed the blogosphere.

Blame WWI, not Bin Laden, for NSA's post-9/11 intel suck

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Re: Not only the US mate

Actually there is something new here. Identifying an intelligence target and reading their mail is one thing. Opening everyone's email or recording all telephone conversations is quite another.

What is going wrong is the volume of slurping events. It's out of all proportion to the stated threats and thus appears to be hiding something else.

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Big Brother

it feels like they have been with us forever - endless war

Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

Oz refugee data leak a SNAFU, says KPMG report

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Thumb Down

> No illegal immigrants in 6 months.

1. most illegal immigrants arrive by plane, from the UK actually.

2. these aren't illegal immigrants, they are refugees. Certainly they are refugees until processed and determined to be otherwise. It isn't illegal to seek refugee status in Australia.

So really, the government has stopped brown-skinned, poor refugees by intercepting them with warships and shipping them off to a Guantanamo-type concentration camp where they handily avoid being protected by Australian law. Since they never arrive in Australia, they can claim asylum in the poorest, most violent countries of the South Pacific. Even the naming of "the Solution" evokes memories of things which should not be brought back to life.

With the absolutely tiny number of people arriving by boat, it's a massive effort which costs far more than simply welcoming them. It's a disgusting policy design to appeal to white racists, of which there are very many here in Oz.

Google: Why should we pay tax when we make 'intangibles'?

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Re: Next Response from OZ Govt

That's a two-edged sword. It is far easier for google to launch an anti-Oz government campaign than it is for the Oz government to organise and justify a block.

"This youtube video may be slow due to Australian government IT policy."

See how many votes that will win/lose.

SPIDER-TROOP, Spider-troop, does whatever a spider troop can

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Coat

Re: High Ground

Or you could just throw a chair at the pane of glass being climbed...

I guess MS' HQ is pretty safe.

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Coat

Re: When this technology inevitably gets disseminated to law enforcement we get...

> Ya misspelt "under ooze".

Under ooze law is that a crime?

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Coat

Re: "war-fighters"?!?

I'd suggest that the requirements to climb sheer walls in the air or at sea is somewhat limited.

Commandos climbing aboard a ship from sea-level perhaps.

The alternative might be to surgically attach these to sailors and then remove all the ladders from ships, making them difficult to commandeer by opposing forces.

We're ALL Winston Smith now - and our common enemy is the Big Brother State

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Re: Niven has this one covered

> I would argue that k varies dependent on the enlightenment of the society. In the dark ages, it was very much lower

I'm not sure I agree with this. In the dark ages, you could always wonder off and start your own farmstead in the forest or wilderness. The volume of legal requirements was rather low, not the 5000 new laws per year coming out of the EU alone, never mind national government. The State's reach was also limited meaning that freedom and security from peer attacks were somewhat inversely related but freedom and security from state attack were directly related.

The question is, what is the larger problem, peer attack or state attack and can the state coopt peers to attack you. Authoritarian regimes on both sides of the spectrum have shown that it certainly can. Would the State attack you? Perhaps we can learn from one of the most advanced, most enlightened, highly educated societies in the world. Germany in the early part of the 20th century. What tipped the balance and plunged the world into chaos? Probably not the rantings of a charismatic madman, but desperation caused by economic collapse which meant anyone offering hope was welcomed, regardless of their views on Jews.

What drives stock-market bubbles? Low interest rates. With no return on investment available from loaning money to business in a format where business has a firm idea of return, the money goes on speculation. Interest rates show you what return business is really expecting, stock prices show you how desperate the gambling is. Ideally the return should be on average around the same from both markets - slightly higher in stocks due to additional risk. If the difference is massive, the risk is massive.

So the problem is that we have built an inordinately intrusive infrastructure and new we teeter on the brink of economic disaster. I don't know if the NSA would have built their tapping infrastructure without the example of Google, or if its facial recognition capabilities are enhanced by facebook's tagging, but we with more and more of our lives held under the control of third parties its a problem. I would not be able to find work without job search engines, without email and DNS. What if the government decided I should not be able to use these things because I am an undesirable non-native? The problem with massive amounts of meta data is that it can be used to construct very convincing circumstantial evidence. When people are hurting they want swift justice and decisive action. The impartial, objective computer says that is you in the photo and you are guilty.

Combine this scenario with the vague laws passed in the last 10 years which mean everyone is criminal. What happens when the government goes back to google, pulls up your GPS location for the last 5 years and slaps a GBP 4000 fine on you for every time it notices you arrived at your destination faster than your should have, or if you can't pay you go to jail. Perhaps only enemies of the party will be investigated like this. We could have had self-contained GPS's but most people never really twigged that live updates could be used to track you and the system is set up to do just that. It's so pervasive, that paper maps with their offline capabilities are rare.

All our tech provides extra features, but the tradeoff is increased fragility. Turn off the mobile network and all sorts of things just don't happen. House purchasing failures on the other side of the world batter our economy.

I wonder if the dark age death tolls were anything comparable to what we have inflicted on ourselves with our greed and tech-fueled economic capabilities?

TalkTalk whips BT with riding crop over sport fibs in telly ad

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Re: Fear the power of the mighty ASA

For the big boys, make them pay for an ASA provided correction notice to be played at the same times of day and for the same duration as the original ad.

Apple is KILLING OFF BONKING, cries mobe research dude

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Re: Beware of Card-Clash

Surely card clash is a solution not a problem.

Keep two cards together and no-one can read them on the sly. Take one out when you want to use it.

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In Australia, Paywave is limited to $100. That's way too high. It should be limited to small-change transactions. Interestingly, although the cards are combined, paywave automatically shifts the payment from debit to credit accounts.

Mobe-orists, beware: Stroking while driving could land you a £4k fine

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> If you guys cared enough to get organised I'd run a campaign to stick to 10mph UNDER the speed limit for a few weeks.

They do this in Australia. "Wipe off 5" is one of the most bizarre campaigns by a road authority authority I've ever seen. Apart from the fact that the speed limits in Victoria are already low, and weirdly lower on the motorway than on A-roads, essentially the road authority is saying that it got its speed-limits wrong. Then if everyone was driving 5k slower, would there still be benefit to wiping off 5? When exactly should we stop taking off another 5?

All this is slightly moot as you often get people who have wiped off 20 in the outside lane of the motorways.

Have you considered the possibility that the fines have gone up to compensate for more people not breaking the law?

Quadrupling the fine speaks of some other issue than road-safety being at stake - that's a massive hike which does seem disproportionate.

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Re: For some definition of "use"

Content is also important. Discussing which Wiggle you like most with your child is not the same as discussing the details of a multi-million GBP tender with a colleague who urgently needs your input before it goes off to the customer.

600 school sysadmins sacked in New South Wales

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Re: That sounds like American politics...

> In this day and age even primary school teachers should be capable of doing the routine stuff.

That may be true, but teaching is hard and very time-consuming.

It's probably a rather unpopular viewpoint, but I suspect that if the schools don't see the value in hiring admins to keep them running, then the computers probably aren't critical to education. Keep a few for teaching computer science and a part-time bod is probably enough for teacher support.

Books tend not to break down suddenly and last far longer than an etextbook license and need little technical admin.to keep them readable. Sure computers are nice, but do they make for wiser children?

Stephen Fry MADNESS: 'New domain names GENERATE NEW IP NUMBERS'

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Re: The day of .uk is upon us.

I'll bet French Connection pushed hard for that one.

Cisco pitches small cells into BYOD-heavy enterprises

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I smell Fail!

If your wifi can't handle it, it's unlikely your internet connection will.

Far more usefully, corporates could run their own mobile network and the carriers will lose telephone calls without business going to the hassle and shakiness of mobiles with sip+wifi.

The only benefit I can see would be if most traffic was not for the corporate LAN. Universities perhaps, where the university wants to reduce LAN traffic by getting the telco to charge for it and not providing it themselves.

Crack Telstra Cabling SquadTM goes all Tarzan to restore internet

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Tis Nothing!

Our Telstra telephone cable had been stapled to a tree in our garden with an super-industrial size staple, around which the trunk had grown.

Eventually the tree died and was eaten by termites to the point where you could punch your fist into it up to your elbow. As it leaned across our driveway, we had to have someone come and remove it. Once the bees were taken care of and the staple cut out, the cable hung so low you could walk into it!

So there, none of that fancy telegraph-pole cable attachments in your photos, just a stonking big staple wedging it into a tree.

Bitcoin ransomware racket makes bank

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> But then, smart enough to have backup is smart enough to avoid scamware.

Assuming it isn't a shared computer.

Facial recognition tech convicts man in Chicago robbery case

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Re: One arrest a year?

Friendface tagging?

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The computer says, "You're Guilty!"

What could possibly go wrong?

Fantastic fantasy four-way fling – and family-friendly fun

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Childcatcher

Re: Alternatives

> (I could really use some recommendations for apps that can impose curfews and overall game time on a Samsung Tab)

Recommended apps include: SternVoice, CheckWatch, HandItOver and SlipperThreat.

(Legal Note: not all apps are available in all jurisdictions)

I've also noticed - Scalectrix is far more fun than photo-realistic car-racing video games. We've also taken to card games in the evening - uno, crib (which our 9-year-old loves) etc.

Happy Birthday Tetris: It's flipping 30

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Re: The perfect game

Wuss! You'd be useless in a maze of twisty passages, all alike! Now get the xyzzy out of here!

Ok, I admit it. I won Moria, but I'm not so sure about my A-Levels.

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Angel

Re: After-effects

Even the CRT's dreamed of Tetris.

Long after they had powered down and gone to sleep, the images were still there...

Is it the end of Big Data? Quarta Horribilis for high-end storage

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Holmes

One possible explanation

It's one no industry seems to recognise.

We bought one. We don't need another one.

Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?

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Facepalm

Irony Failure

Looks beautiful

Complains a lot

Demands my attention

Interrupts me when I'm working

Doesn't play well with my other friends

Ok, I can't comment on the "looks beautiful" for the twittertards, but that is the only gender-specific item on the list and its a compliment. As for the comments, were they complaining, attention-demanding, time-consuming and likely to be appreciated by his friends?

Perhaps this really is his experience of a girlfriend or perhaps its an obvious caricature used to "break the ice" and is not actually about his girlfriend but is being used to portray some deeper truth about Maven.

Helpful hint: Over-analyzing human speech when the speaker is using metaphors is going to lead you down the garden path and leave you up a creek without a paddle. You'll be missing the point til the cows come home.

Helpful hint #2: Playing with your girlfriend's friends is usually considered bad form, except by the Spice Girls. So much for girl power.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi! 3D HOLO-PHONE hinted in Amazon vid

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Coat

re: 3d phone? Pah, I'd be a lot more interested in a 2d phone....

I wouldn't. It would be really difficult to pick up.

Marc Andreessen: Edward Snowden is a 'textbook traitor'

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Facepalm

> They're letting the American tech industry hang out to dry.

Spot on and quite right too. What's the phrase? "Nothing to hide, nothing to fear?" Everyone knows that all countries spy on all other countries, friends and enemies alike. The problem is that the NSA broke the golden rule: don't get caught.

If you get caught betraying your friend Merkel's trust, you are a traitor. There may not be a law against it in your own country, but most people agree that you shouldn't bug your friends' phones in case they say something you can use against them.

Worse, the NSA indulged in internal spying which is against their charter. They were spying against the people who voted for their bosses. And they got caught. Americans are quite happy to treat foreigners badly as long as their own privilege is maintained. What came out was that the government views everyone as an enemy, including Americans. Again, most people assumed that some sort of internal security and spying was going on but the sheer scope and catch-all focus moved it (in the public mind) from "catching known criminals" to massive state spying on everything you do. That's creepy.

The US government hung the tech industry out to dry when they gave their law enforcement extra-territorial powers. They could easily have said, "data held abroad falls under local jurisdiction only," but they wanted it all. They could easily have been selective if that was too broad - Europe, Japan and Australia qualify for special jurisdictional allowances.

The US government got greedy, very greedy and were incredibly efficient. Weirdly the NSA never asked the question, "What could possibly go wrong?" It has now gone wrong and it seems to have taken them by surprise that their actions have consequences.

Integrity, honour, reputation. Perhaps prizing these will come back into fashion, but I'm not holding my breath.

FIGHT! Intel disputes ARM's claims of Android superiority

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Re: Intel are good

But what happens if Intel start producing great ARM kit?

ARM gets better - massively successful. More software is written for ARM. 4/8 Core devices increase. Tablets sprout keyboards Productivity apps for ARM become usable. More 48/96 core servers appear. More server-side apps appear. HP starts shipping them, Lenovo starts shipping them, Samsung starts shipping them.

All the architecture improvements are available to all vendors, fab superiority is all Intel has left and that won't command the same premiums and profit that x86 architecture and fab superiority (for some value of "superiority") provide in the desktop and server markets.

Like MS with RT, Intel would like a slice of the mobile market but the definitely don't want mobile to encroach on desktop or mobile tech to find its way into servers. Better (desktop) performance at ARM mobile prices is not what Intel want, which is reason enough to shun their attempts at mobile.

Its Apple and Samsung which drive ARM because neither of these have a stake in desktop or server markets but these two have ARM profit-centres. Yes, both have x86 laptops, but both are processor agnostic because they buy their (expensive) x86 chips.

Calxeda co-founder unleashs 48-core ARM SoC

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Performance isn't everything, neither is the end-user

Some vendors want to compile their own linux based software and NOT have it work on anything except the kit they sell.

Often, Xeons are over-spec'ed for the required work (Checkpoint and F5 sell kit with desktop CPUs) and ARM can help obscure what's really going on and paint the product green.

Checkpoint already have an ARM plugin board which is supposed to improve performance. It allows them to scale performance in one area without providing an appliance which is more capable in general.

I despise the practice, but that doesn't mean that it doesn't happen.

Russians turn Raspberry Pi into fully-fledged autopilot

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Coat

If you sell them by auction...

is it a Raspberry Pilot?

Net neut supporters CRASH FCC WEBSITE with message deluge

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Re: Oh dear.

Again... the issue is not "Can we prioritise packets based on type of service", but, "Are we allowed to prioritise packets based on who has paid us extra," and the follow on, "who would pay us extra for good service if we provided good service anyway?"

The cynical might say the providers might run the service into the ground so people and corporates will support any hope of improved service, but I wouldn't, no Siree!

CONFIRMED: Sophos shifting threat response work to India

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Facepalm

You've ignored the talent for making this quarter's figures look surprisingly good.

Monster croc 'the BALROG' tussles with mighty Titanoboa snake

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Trollface

> Looks like not much has changed in the last however many years then after all.

Shhhhh! You can't go around saying evolution seems to be missing. That's statistically untenable.

Kudos to the authors for squeezing climate change into the discussion.

Piketty thinks the 1% should cough up 80%. Discuss

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Facepalm

Re: That assumes continuation of state education and the NHS

More precisely, there is no wealth in the pension because pensions are not paid from savings, they are paid from (future) taxation. There is no accumulated wealth, only current income & current expenditure.

'Inaccurate' media misleads public on European Court's Google ruling

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Mushroom

"The Right to be fogotten"

"I demand that you never saw remember seeing me naked and burn all the pictures!"

Is this going to extend to facebook? How does it work when some people want to remember and some people don't want to remember the same event?

It's a stupid idea. If privacy is important, don't take pictures! Life is not consequence-free and neither should it be. In the old days we thought about how things looked and there were lots of conventions around modesty and propriety to solve this very problem. We took care to teach children to avoid doing wrong and the appearance of doing wrong. Now whiny "I wanna be free" is coming back to bite people and they want to try to re-arrange reality.

Well I'm sorry but if you ever thought a nazi-themed hooker party was going to be a good idea then you deserve to be a case-study in bad judgment.

Don't get me wrong, privacy is very important. Having your bedroom buzzed by a drone-camera or an peered into with an extreme telephoto lens is an issue, but I'm reasonably sure this isn't a major problem or the main expected use of these laws.

Google is a search engine. If privacy has been infringed, go after the source and hit them with a fine which dissuades them from doing it again. Pretending that you aren't censoring the internet by making a request to google isn't going to cut it. If it's important enough, block it with the pedophile website tech so at least everyone knows what's going on. At least that occurs at the national borders rather than trying to extend your law to the international scene. We have different countries for very good reasons - the main one is that we don't all want to be bound by the same laws.

To me this looks like a power grab to get governmental control of what is on the internet. If this can be done for privacy, then it can be done for any sort of censorship.

IBM, HP, others admit products laced with NORK GOLD

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>it also complicates the supply chain enough that crap countries run by evil people can still make money.

I presume you're talking about the Western CEO's here.

It seems to me that the main driver for globalisation is to hide profit. You can re-invest in new assets abroad and treat them as an expense rather than an asset depreciating over time. It also gives you a large labour pool which is unlikely to go on strike leading to a more stable supply-chain. Very large companies also use competition between governments to wrangle tax concessions and gain benefits such as government-funded business-parks.

Lupita Nyong'o, Game of Thrones' Brienne join Star Wars cast

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Alert

Uh-oh

The first trilogy used unknown actors and could hold its own based on the story.

Do they need to rely on "star-appeal" for this trilogy?

You know what today's movies need? More drones

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Re: rollocks

Not quite so cut and dried I'd hope.

Apply for a license to use them in one particular way and in a particular area - that should be available to all.

The difference is that business is likely to save money using them and is therefore less likely to abuse the privilege.

I'd settle for a double-license system: you need both a licensed operator (personal responsibility) and you need a "scope (purpose, time & geography) of use" (personal/corporate responsibility) license in order to fly.

Plugging the gaps in today's Macs: Elgato Thunderbolt Dock

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Re: 200 quid?!

A Dell port replicator will set you back $170 and a docking station $220.

But yes, missing features are just wrong.

Now, if it could be connected with magsafe connectors, that would be different (lightpeak, you are sadly missing...)

Congressman pitches bill to disarm FCC in net neutrality warfare

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Mushroom

>The big sites and services that we have today could afford to pay up for priority class, but startups could not, placing them at a disadvantage.

You say that as though it isn't the whole point.

SCIENCE explains why you LOVE the smell of BACON

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Re: I miss real bacon..

Melbourne's much better for food than Sydney, but Indian is still relatively rare and a decent Mexican restaurant is not to be found in either place.

And its all over-priced.

Using email? Text messages? Congrats, you're in the 'underbelly of dark social sharing'

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Coat

Re: Yeah, but...

> even longer than those idiotic disclaimers you see from time to time.

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I'm sorry, I'm sending this from my iphone.

'Hello? Hello? Yes, I'm calling you on my WEB BROWSER'

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> Does the word BLOAT mean anything to you Mozilla?

True. However, simple video calling is a bit of a FLOSS gap. For the most part, its skype or nothing. I know ekiga is in there but that requires SIP which is a good idea, but generally too hard for many people. Inbound video streaming is already catered for in HTML5 so its just the organisation of the webcam-outbound link.

WebRTC hopefully is the start of moving away from obscured protocols while maintaining simple end-user setup.

Personally I'd prefer ISPs to provide SIP registries by default, but it hasn't happened.

Clingy fondleslab owners TORPEDO industry forecasts

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Paris Hilton

Re: Exactly

Worse, its not at all new human behaviour.

All they did was extend the historical sales graphs - no analysis or talking to the people who use the things at all.

Still watching DVDs? You're a planet-killing carbon hog!

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Re: Cost of ownership?

How does streaming stack up against DVDs if you watch something twice, or more?

How does streaming stack up against, ahem, off-peak multi-point scatter-gather systems which require far less dedicated bandwidth?

iiNet trial killed ISP-content talks, says Brandis

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Joke

I weep large and toothy tears for the government.

Four-pronged ARM-based Mac rumor channels Rasputin

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Re: NAS/TV/Home Control box

That would be a spec'd up AppleTV box or or likely, AirPort.

Given that most of a tablet is the battery and screen, it would make more sense to add ARM chippery to x86 hosts so you can run ipad apps while the intel chip sleeps. That would open up the market for appstore apps in the desktop arena. Trialing then driving productivity apps with laptops running faster/less efficient ARM cpu's which will be refined and later trickle down to the real tablets and phones.

I can't see Apple giving up x86 on a mac - there are plenty of buyers who need windows to run and their margins are not to be sniffed at. However, I suspect Apple would like to drive app development for ipads harder allowing them to push ipads as desktops, with even higher margins.

ARM-based Apple home servers, hidden in AirPorts, would be the low-hanging fruit. Fast local sync and then slower replication over the WAN to the cloud allows more complete replication to take place.

I wonder if anyone else might be doing local server work with replication out to the cloud... oh, hello Valve!

PC-infecting chat demon quotes THE BIBLE to summon malware plague

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Paris Hilton

Re: Ancient texts...

> Or, ahem, the kama sutra

That's the other "jpg" trojan referred to in the article :)