>Nadella reported that Windows 10 users now number 400 million, and more than 200 billion hours of use time has now been logged by Redmond.
Because that isn't creepy, is it?
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
SatyaNad is coming to town.
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He knows when you are gaming
Knows every spelling mistoke
He knows if you are goofing off
So be good for goodness soke
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You'd better not copy, *his* Windows
But you couldn't say "no", not by clicking "close"
SatyaNad is coming to town!
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He's murdered his own channel
Sucks all into the cloud
All your base belong to him
Clicked "Upgrade" - or not, he's allowed
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Oh, Tel Emetry is so much fun!
He even knows,
When you're browsing pron
SatyaNad is coming to town
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I must confess a secret
I installed Win10 too
But only for B.Y.O.D.
It ain't *my* data - Woohoo!
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Oh, I've kept it in,
Its own little VM
I gotta laptop, with loads of mem,
SatyaNad is coming to town
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I'm not sure what he's thinking,
When apps are in the cloud,
There'll be no need for Windows t(h)en
And no casual dev's allowed.
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He'd better watch out,
And he'd better cry,
AWS is eating his pie,
Maybe SatyaNad is leaving this town!