* Posts by Paul Crawford

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Can North Korean nukes hit US mainland? Maybe. But EMP blast threat is 'highly credible'

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Unhappy

"Suppose they launch it and it does no damage," he posited. "What do we do then? No one is asking that."

I strongly suspect that massive retaliation would be under way before the damage had been assessed, not that it is going to help anyone else in the world (least of all those moderately close to NK).

The issues here of power grid resilience to major country-wide effects though are something the whole world should be considering, not just the fast EMP effects on electronics, but rather that risk of a solar flare causing extensive power grid damage. It would only take a couple of days without fresh water, sewage disposal, or fuel pumping for food delivery to seriously cripple any nation for decades.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_storm_of_1859

Boffins blast beats to bury secret sonar in your 'smart' home

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Re: I wonder...

Do the mic jack plugs physically unplug the built-in mic? If so you could simply plug in a shorted connector.

Microsoft president exits US govt's digital advisory board as tech leaders quit over Trump

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Re: The Trump Effect?

Sorry but you have made a school-boy error: you have assumes that the Americans you know, who probably are from the educated and outward-looking section who deal with people outside the USA as colleagues, will suddenly change as if infected by some zombie virus.

They won't. But that is the tragedy of the whole situation, and that mirrors the same thing in places like Egypt, Iraq, etc, is you will find the majority of people are decent folk simply trying to get on with their lives. The problem with Trump or any other extremist character is it brings the nutters out of the woodwork, folk who are doggy already but not shown their true stupidity until called. Those are the ones to worry about.

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Because driving cars in to pedestrians is such a normal and reasonable action to take?

Creepy backdoor found in NetSarang server management software

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Re: It does look like the companies development and distribution servers have been compromised

Don't worry, it will soon be in systemd as well.

Outage outed: Bing dinged, Microsoft portal mortal, DuckDuckGo becomes DuckDuckNo

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Re: "CMOS" as a sample test query?

I always use "Soapy Frogs"

hiQ prevails / LinkedIn must allow scraping / Of your page info

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Re: Do the linkin scrape

"...about Facebook, I find that 100x more useful than Linkedin. It serves no purpose for me whatsoever."

So basically 100 * 0 = 0 still?

Sounds about right.

Kremlin's hackers 'wield stolen NSA exploit to spy on hotel guests in Europe, Mid East'

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Re: WordPad

Both recent (say 2010 onwards?) versions of Word and LibreOffice can save in PDF format quite well and that is probably the best way to circulate a document for other to read read/print.

But none of the word processors are really format-compatible, and while the difference between Word and LibreOffice is obvious and annoying, you also get problems going between the Windows version and Mac version of Word (for example, with equations, etc).

A pox on them all!

Good Lord: Former UK spy boss backs crypto

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Re: Typical ex-"anything"

I think the current head of MI5 is saying nothing because (1) it is part of the job, and (2) because its not good to upset your paymasters even if they are complete morons.

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Re: Give that man a cookie

Exactly!

"Both perspectives stand in contrast with UK Home Secretary Amber Rudd’s criticism of mobile messaging services which offer end-to-end encryption"

Which is more of a spotlight on how dumb she is compared to the folk who were in charge of the very aspects of intelligence gathering she is spouting upon for the benefit of tabloid readers who might be foolish enough to vote for her.

Don't buy Microsoft Surface gear: 25% will break after 2 years, says Consumer Reports

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Re: @Slay

"run proper Office, not the macro-shy Mac versions"

You mean the version that offers all those extra security holes for free?

Great isn’t it that MS can't make their flagship cash-cow run consistently on a non-86-Windows platform?

At last, a kosher cryptocurrency: BitCoen

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Re: I'm working on Bitcrone

Why not use the set-up Wizard to help you?

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And deep-fried

Horsemen of the disk-drive apocalypse will ride upon 256TB SSDs

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Re: So for personal backup...

Just as Lee D said: Get yourself a small NAS for fast local backup (some sort of RAID for reliability, and and ideally one that has regular snapshots in case of crypto malware, like FreeNAS supports) and then have some way of making an off-site copy for a major disaster.

That could be encrypted copy synced to some cloud provider, or the odd external HDD kept away from home. One nice thing about having file system snapshots is you can sync a consistent copy from a snapshot over long time periods even while new data is being written to the NAS.

70% of Windows 10 users are totally happy with our big telemetry slurp, beams Microsoft

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Re: "Should have gone to System76"

UK options for Linux machines are Entroware (www.entroware.com - offer Ubuntu /MATE, for example, pre-installed) and Novatech (www.novatech.co.uk - offer OS-free laptops).

No, Apple. A 4G Watch is a really bad idea

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I have a Casio Waveceptor watch, it has solar charging, sets the time from LW transmissions and is waterproof to several metres depth, all for around the £100 mark. Had it now for over 5 years and no battery change needed, and never run out of power to tell the time accurately. Sure I can dig my phone out but a wristwatch is far more convenient.

Now if someone could add a useful smart feature and keep that sort of power budget they would have something worth buying.

Intel Pumageddon: Broadband chip bug haunts Chipzilla's past, present and future

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"Not fully relevant because I'm pretty sure there isn't a Puma chip in there, but how does the Tivo provide streaming of Internet resources like Nextflix?"

Badly, in my experience. It is far more crap than the old catch-up service.

Marcus Hutchins free for now as infosec world rallies around suspected banking malware dev

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Re: Blind support

Please! It is "innocent unless proven guilty", you should not presume that an arrest will automatically lead to conviction as that is (or should be) the jury's decision.

Hotspot Shield VPN throws your privacy in the fire, injects ads, JS into browsers – claim

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Of course, there is no such thing as absolute security (indeed pretty much no "absolute" anything, except perhaps vodka).

So running your own VPN server, or the option to use a VPN service provider, comes down to stacking the odds in your favour against whatever bogeyman you worry about. I think it is pretty much true that if you have the likes of GCHQ/NSA/FSB seriously targeting you then those odds are pretty poor, but that is not the vast majority of people and not the reason that many would want a VPN service.

Take the UK for example, the odious 'snooper's charter' now means you whole internet history is recorded by your ISP and accessible to practically any petty bureaucrat for practically any reason. In the USA we have various ISPs injecting adverts and doing the same for commercial reasons. Use any half-decent VPN provider and that goes away, even if the three-letter agencies can snoop on you, they are hardly likely to tell anyone unless you are a really high-value target because that snooping ability would be more valuable information than most of what they snoop. Finally, you ought to be using end-to-end security as well, so https at least for web sites, and SSH remote log-in to any machines, etc, because you still can't totally trust a 3rd party VPN provider.

Rolling your own VPN server gets round that aspect, but has the disadvantages that (1) a 3rd party host can compromise the machine, and (2) you don't get the anonymity benefit of sharing a few IP addresses with hundreds/thousands of other users, (3) you can't choose a country-of-exit for geoblocked services, and finally (4) generally costs more.

Openreach pegs full fibre overhaul anywhere between £3bn and £6bn

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At a guess of 10M customers and £6B & £7 / month its about 7 years.

Other guesses are available...

Microsoft breaks Office 365 sign-in pages ahead of surprise update

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I could hardly contain my excrement

Apple chief on Chinese VPN app ban: We always toe the line with other nations' laws

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Re: "We always toe the line with other nations' laws"

"Governments will moan and complain and bleat, but be unable to act due to public opinion concerns"

Is that not the idea behind democracy?

Google tracks what you spend offline to prove its online ads work. And privacy folks are furious

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Re: This is why you want anonymous payments

You mean like cash?

Dark web doesn't exist, says Tor's Dingledine. And folks use network for privacy, not crime

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Re: "Only three percent of commentards talk bollocks"

"that leaves you with at least tens of thousands of drug dealers, pedophiles, and so on, using the service specifically for criminal purposes"

As they also use cars, roads, postal services, PCs, KY jelly, bread, etc. Same argument for security testing tools: some are used by hackers for criminal ends, others by site admins to check their own defences.

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Also worth mentioning that in one of the few smart UK gov reports it was pointed out that the police and similar also depend on Tor, etc, to investigate crime. Pretty hard to use a known police IP address in that line of work to any success, and pretty dangerous to use your home machine...

Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg: Crypto ban won't help trap terrorists

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"stopping posting their shit to Facebook"

Last time I looked, Facebook is still almost complete shit so I don't think that has changed...

The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY

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Re: Hash browns... or fried potatoes

Agree with hash browns or fried potatoes, but bread should be toast on the side, with real butter (spread while hot) and a decent chunky marmalade.

Reminder: Spies, cops don't need to crack WhatsApp. They'll just hack your smartphone

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Re: This is worse than backdoors into encryption

This is something different. Access to the whole device and, therefore, the plaintext it sends/receives via any encryption product as well as contacts, call logs, calendar, porno apps, etc. Essentially it's a rootkit.

That is true, but equally as such it taints any evidence. Will be interesting to see how evidence gathered this way is challenged in court, and if the courts will side with any prosecution call to have the collection methods withheld from the defence team.

The way this reads, they're expecting to find a welcome mat on my phone. On your phone. On everybody's phone.

You mean they expect the current level of "push this shit software out now" development skill to continue?

If they can't already put it on any phone they want to then expect legislation to mandate manufacturers to pre-install it.

That comes down to how much, for example, a non-USA government can influence Apple or Google for phones, or Apple/MS for desktops. With fully open source systems they can't put it in without it being available to world+dog, and their methods disclosed, so its really not going to work. Sure they can try to outlaw free software and try to impose such things on imports, but only the likes of China can succeed as the population are used to such behaviour and the market big enough (and most hardware built there) to allow others to do the dirty work. The rest of the would is going to have a bigger fight as it comes down to either the USA going against its constitution and forcing multi-billion dollar companies to commit commercial suicide first, or other countries trying to get it imposed on imports with the inevitable kick-back.

Where as exploiting crap software is a tried and trusted method that we have seen used by criminals and spies for decades, so what is going to make suppliers try harder now?

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Re: This is worse than backdoors into encryption

No it is not. Any backdoor in to encryption applies to everyone using a particular app or protocol, and it would effectively make open source illegal as you could not hide the state-mandated backdoor.

What we have here is the legalisation of 'police hacking' where we all know damn well that state actors and criminals are already doing it, with varying degrees of ability. Also such hacks are machine/OS dependant and rely on vulnerability not being independently discovered and patched* so it is not really suited to mass surveillance.

Is it going to be used for good? Probably in a lot of cases. Will it be abused? Almost certainly, but the question here is how much more than existing practices (admitted to or not) or any alternative that the ignoramuses that make up the political classes would attempt to enforce.

[*] = Most Android users are screwed then.

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Re: @AC

They are the lever lube, we are the fulcrum orifice.

Fixed it for you...

House fire, walk with me: Kodipocalypse now includes conflagration

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Re: "Making the pirate experience less fun is part of the strategy."

"Name an enforcement strategy you could live with"

Steam for games seems to work: not too intrusive, not limited to very small subset of PC/consoles/etc due to dumb DRM hardware restrictions on what monitor you can use, etc. Basically you pay your fee and can play on a mates machine or whatever you want by means of your account sign-in (and out of elsewhere of course). Why can't anyone just pay a fee of £1-2 or whatever and see any GoT episode they want? Oh yes, geo-restrictions, channel bundling...

Nothing will stop the most determined pirate, but there comes a point when the effort/legitimate-user-pain to stop rips appearing is more than many otherwise honest people will put up with.

Firefox doesn't need to be No 1 – and that's OK, 'cos it's falling off a cliff

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Make privacy a USP

All products need a reason to succeed, beyond basic brand loyalty. Also known as a "unique selling point" to marketers.

So do what Google won't do: make privacy a big deal.

Make your default to block/separate tracking cookies, avoid browser fingerprinting by technical means (e.g. randomly dither the query-able factors, don't report plug-ins, report always the same OS/version "I am Spartacus", etc) and whatever else you can do to help (e.g. Duck duck go for search, or at least warn people about it). Offer ad-blocking as default (or the setup wizard to chose a matching plug-in), make a simple menu option to stop auto-play videos and animated GIFs, etc.

And FFS stop copying Chrome's every dumb-down-the-user move!

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FFS?

"My eye is constantly distracted by the curvy tabs and the odd-sized and very dated-looking round buttons"

Really, is it that important compared to all of the other factors?

US vending machine firm plans employee chip implant scheme

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Re: The end time...

Here? =>

The lady (or man) vanishes: The thorny issue of GDPR coding

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Re: AE1B

"what could possibly go wrong?"

You did not have a tested working & encrypted off-site backup?

Q. What's today's top language? A. Python... no, wait, Java... no, C

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Same here, Python is really handy for many tasks that otherwise would mean something like MATLAB or worse.

"If you can do C well then even Assembly comes fairly naturally" may be true, but even truer is that C is really a universal assembler - there are very VERY few cases when assembly is justified, and even in those cases the fact that it can be in-lined in many C compiler's extensions is good.

Crazy bug of the week: Gnome Files' .MSI parser runs evil VBScripts

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Why am I not surprised? The Gnome developers seem to be hell-bent on breaking stuff and generally re-implementing things badly that were already solved problems. Instead of them wasting time removing features/functionality to dumb things down, perhaps they should spend more time on bug-fixing, reviewing security, and not doing dumb stuff like this example.

Yeah, WannaCry hit Windows, but what about the WannaCry of apps?

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Re: Reaping what you (don't) sow.

It is not just the down-time of a reboot, as at least that can be scheduled, but you have the cost of some fault causing failure as well. Proper redundancy in the hardware/software should allow a painless continuity for both planned and unplanned events.

Let's harden Internet crypto so quantum computers can't crack it

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Re: Possible deadly flaw - compromised software

"1) Encryption is compromised in some form at the moment.

2) The head of GHCQ was both incompetent and poorly briefed."

I doubt it, far more likely are:

3) Metadata on who is talking is more valuable for threat detection

4) Compromising most phones/PCs is easy as piss for them (just look how well WannCrypt spread, etc, using an exploit their mates at the NSA were hoarding) and yields the plain text with ease

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Re: Possible deadly flaw - compromised software

"And more and more stuff is being done in hardware"

Of which you have no insight into. Not just the AES-acceleration but some using the "random number" generator in the Intel chips. Even if said number generator was genuinely random, how sure are we that Intel has not got some undocumented instruction that gets recent values (or keys for AES)?

Also the whole dodgy "management engine" issue that runs above your OS and may be Internet-accessible.

So yes, it is almost certainly easier to compromise the end-points than to actually break the in-transit encryption.

China's censorship cyber-missiles shoot down pics flying through WhatsApp, chat apps

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Re: Moxie Marlinspike, what a noob

"the Signal protocol doesn't pad and obfuscate traffic allowing attachment stripping."

Sure we all want each text message to be a minimum of 2MB so we can hide images occasionally...

Iranian duo charged with hacking US missile simulation software biz

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Re: Pirate Bay

Do you think it will model canon ball trajectories?

Another Brexit cliff edge: UK.gov warned over data flows to EU

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Re: UK space launches

"The Minister of State for Trade and Industry, Frederick Corfield, announced the cancellation of the Black Arrow project in the House of Commons on 29 July 1971", the UK joined the EC (later the EU) in 1973

As for heavy industry, all gone to CHEAPER countries. Same in the USA and most of Europe. How do you get that back without slashing worker pay and conditions to 3rd world levels to gain a foothold in that area again?

WTF are you on, maybe you should check your facts first.

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Re: "have the same influence in the future as in the past"

"Better get your towels!"

On the beach this morning! Oh I cam to late...

Jesus walks away after 7,000lb pipe van incident

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Re: You said it, man.

Not even Mary Magdalene?

IETF moves meeting from USA to Canada to dodge Trump travel ban

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Re: Trump is a Troll.

"And its under threat from politicisation. Net neutrality"

Eh? How, exactly, is net neutrality a threat to the internet?

A threat to ISP profits perhaps, but hardly a threat to the functioning of the internet. Quite the reverse really.

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Re: Didn't May say the same in Wales?

Probably, but no one was listening.

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It seems to be an oddly US-centric aspect of how Americans see/idolise the president that you don't really get elsewhere. Its almost like criticising their father or similar.

Even something contentious like Brexit in the UK has less of a knee-jerk support for the leaders (e.g. many pro-Brexit commentards would not be so outraged by others pointing out the current PM is an uncaring cockwomble, for example, but would defend their political goal).

Even a symbolically powerful role like the monarch that also divides opinion fails to ignite the same pro-Trump/anti-Obama frothing as most UK 'republicans' may be against the idea of the monarchy but don't feel need to launch verbal rants against Liz herself.

What can you do with adult VR, some bronze gears and a robotic thumb? On a Friday?

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Re: "Let me introduce the Sex Gauge"

Well El Reg already has already invented the "kilowrist" as a unit of bandwidth:

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/12/arizona_boffins_grasp_fat_pipes/

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Linux

And for us Linux lovers we have the south-pointing penguin:

http://www.stirlingsouth.com/richard2/south_pointing_penguin.htm

You can never have too many penguins =>