* Posts by Paul Crawford

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Infusion of $3.5bn not enough to revive Terra's 'stablecoin'

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Re: And People Still Fall For This?

A friend of mine goes diving and he has little time for the claims of waterproof watches, most are only short term static pressure proof at best.

So '50m' really means it is OK to shower with it on. Though quite why you would not normally take it off is a mystery to me, I would rather be clean underneath!

Oracle really does owe HPE $3b after Supreme Court snub

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Really, just how expensive is it to support a CPU on the database software? How much is (or indeed should be) written in assembly or anything so low-level that you need teams of expensive and specialist programmers to make sure the build & test process works on all architectures? Can't be anything like $3B, in fact, probably less than one Oracle license...

China reveals its top five sources of online fraud

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Re: Way to go China...

I was going to mention contraception, but then I would not put it past the CCP to interfere with the availability or functionality of it should they deem not having a child to be seditious activity.

Seditious; adj.

1. of, like, or causing sedition

2. inclined to or taking part in sedition

3. anything that Winnie-the-Pooh feels unhappy with

RISC-V needs more than an open architecture to compete

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I think you are failing to factor in the geopolitical aspect, there may well be a lot of companies that chose to use RISC-V, or are forced to by their governments, to avoid the risk of future sanctions.

We can bend the laws of physics for your super-yacht, but we can't break them

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Out of cheese error?

How Intel and AMD hope to win the cloud security game

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Hmm, given the secretive nature of the x86 (and other) management engines, and the fundamentally unknowable status of a someone else's running machine you start execution on, I don't think you can really have "secure" cloud computing in any real sense. Those in charge of the hardware always have means of subverting you.

Yes, it might help with cross-load snooping and stuff like encrypted data at rest helps with preserving security on disposed of (or stolen) hardware, but just how secure is it against the cloud company country of operation's spooks?

User-built low-code apps tipped to dominate analytics by 2025

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Re: Then, in 2030

So, basically we are talking Office macros with more Clippy?

Only Microsoft can give open source the gift of NTFS. Only Microsoft needs to

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Re: Designed "universal" standards

Indeed. While developing a USB device many years ago I managed not only to crash the XP host with my microcontroller's code, but also to wipe the boot disk MBR FFS!

Had to get the local folks to re-image that machine to continue (I was not permitted any admin rights on their test network, etc).

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Re: Designed "universal" standards

Then there are things like USB (why is it bad?)

Many reasons:

Stupid naming of different speeds

Early versions had no useful interrupt/DMA capability

Excess complexity compared to RS232 for most jobs

Implementations made the "oh I have found X device, lets run it! Oh bugger that was a trick, we are screwed"

OpenVMS on x86-64 reaches production status with v9.2

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Re: I wonder how many people still remember how to use it?

I remember that as well, we had to change some software/scripts to delete a small file instead of repeatedly overwriting it as after a while it chocked the disk up due to all those past versions!

Also remember the Alpha machines as stupendous in their day, just a shame they were dropped for the Itanic

Biden deal with ISPs: Low to no cost internet for 40% of US

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Re: Reality

Wow, fuck me, how did I ever manage to serve a college of 1000 napster-downloading students with just four T1's bonded together?

Before each and every web page had MB of JavaScript & CSS blobs?

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while Spectrum doubled the speed of its $30 a month plan from 50Mbps to 100Mbps, the minimum speed which the ACP classifies as high-speed internet.

Do you really think the users will see their real-world speed doubled?

We need (globally) an end to the "up to" crap as acceptable, so at least folks get to see their real-world performance statistics without running (probably gamed) speed tests and if the ISP is delivering on claimed performance,

I noticed by VM connection was really slow on one app that was reporting the download speed, but when I went to run a speedtest on my phone (wifi to same router) miraculously the overall speed increased!

Europe's GDPR coincides with dramatic drop in Android apps

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Joke

Re: Echoes of Brexiteer arguments

To be fair the glow-in-the-dark fries are a less invasive option for illumination than many torch apps for Android.

Pyramid Analytics receives $120m in VC funding for 'decision intelligence'

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But is it all really a pyramid scheme?

Google Docs crashed when fed 'And. And. And. And. And.'

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Re: Spam?

Trying to spam them? After all Spam is a trademark so should be capitalised.

Shareholders turn the screws on IBM and its gag orders

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Gimp

Seems a lot of it about

Starlink's Portability mode lets you take your sat broadband dish anywhere*

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Re: Hmmm

Now, now, Twitter doesn't just buy itself you know!

Eggheads demo how to fool share-trading bots with carefully crafted retweets

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Maybe Musk's takeover reasons for Twitter are revealed?

Biden orders new quantum push to ensure encryption isn't cracked by rivals

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Re: "In 2020, Chinese physicist Pan Jianwei claimed to have left the US in the dust"

Some calculations are very asymmetric so you can go one way very easily, inverting it very hard.

For example public key cryptography should be sub-millisecond for those with the keys, and aeons for those without. So if your aeon -> proper tea brewing time improvement is working, just try a few known keys as if you did not know them.

Critical vulnerabilities found in 'millions of Aruba and Avaya switches'

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Re: Well there's your problem

Very true, why bother with Hanlon's razor?

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Re: No longer just a 'consumer' and SOHO problem any more

Probably less, if you have flashed your home one with OpenWRT or similar.

US judge dismisses Republican efforts to block release of Salesforce emails

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Re: One option

Surely you mean like Bush's prior example?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_White_House_email_controversy

India seizes $725 million of Xiaomi's cash

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Re: Everyone does it

At the end of the day, all taxes on companies are paid for by the end consumer.

True, but where the taxes are collected and spent makes a difference to how worthwhile they are to the consumers.

Oracle offers migration path for Solaris 10 apps

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Re: 11.4 on what hardware?

We had an old SPARC machine that ran with virtually no issue for around 15 years when it was finally retired around 5-10 years ago. After age around 10 if it ever was rebooted you had to use the cheat-sheet to get it to boot off the correct partition as the (soldered in) CMOS BIOS battery had gone. Sun hardware was really good then.

Last hardware we had was one of the Sun-turning-into-Oracle storage appliances, poor software that was not properly developed or bug-fixed and unresponsive support. Really, we would have been better with FreeNAS/TrueNAS on some cheaper hardware!

After then we ran down the Sun stuff as no intention of getting in to Oracle's grasp and Linux did everything well enough not to need it.

India gives local techies 60 days to hit 6-hour deadline for infosec incident reporting

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Well that rules out Indian VPN servers if you actually want privacy...

BT starts commercial trial of quantum secured London network

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Re: Public key encryption???

Yes, you would use the QKD to share a random symmetric key (probably 256 bits for AES or similar, but can be from "true" random source like noise generator).

The "secure" aspect of QKD is not that you can't intercept it, but that you know if it has been compromised by an eavesdropper so your shared key is not secure. Except here, where the key exchange nodes could be compromised and you would never know (as they are not quantum-passing but decode/recode).

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The problem is you cant easily WDM the data (bright) and the single-photon quantum on the same fibre at the same time. So may demos would use one dark (literally!) fibre for the key-exchange and the bulk data transfer done on a 2nd. You can see how unpopular that is going to be with telcos and the customers who would be left waiting months or years for additional fibre capacity to be installed.

So it seems (without actually looking at the details) they TDM the key and data parts for this.

Of course, the "perfect security" promised by QKD also depends on the hardware implementing not having back doors, either deliberately or due to some error leading to key exposure. I would apply my own end-end security over the QKD-secured network for that reason...

Heresy: Hare programming language an alternative to C

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Coat

Here is a new language that will solve/reduce bugs and security violations!

Great, here is a pile of C code that works but might have bugs we haven't found yet. Will it fix it?

No, you will need to rewrite it in the this great new language!

Ah yes, get your coat and here is the door =>

USA's plan to decouple its tech with China lacks a strategy – report

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You want trade, but you don't want dependency. That means 2nd sources (at a country/control level if not in your own jurisdiction) for all things along your supply and manufacturing chain, etc.

But then people want cheap and new-shiny, and that means short-lived designs and no 2nd source.

Sigh.

Apple's grip on iOS browser engines disallowed under latest draft EU rules

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Apple's neglect of Safari and its lack of cross-platform operation these days is lamentable, but equally Google's addition of various stupid features to Chrome like hardware access and misc API shenanigans that seem to be largely about breaking things for those that don't use Chrome (or Edge, MS' towel-throwing exercise) is equally worrying.

Apple might also have genuine fears over web privacy is users are going for Chrome as a web browser on iOS devices considering the number and variety of methods Google have used to slurp user's information.

Your AI can't tell you it's lying if it thinks it's telling the truth. That's a problem

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Re: Cue Dr Susan Calvin

In the beginning there was darkness...

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Re: Cue Dr Susan Calvin

Next thing you know we will be in philosophical argument with sun-destroying bombs to convince them its the wrong time to explode.

Robots are creepy. Why trust AIs that are even creepier?

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Re: Ahhh, smug mode.

Ah, a morning philosopher!

I get up later for the "I drink, therefore I am" series of arguments.

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Re: Pitchforks

A quick search and I discovered that a "snath" is a scythe handle. Learn something new every day!

US DOJ probes Google's $5.4b Mandiant acquisition

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Re: "Your overall security hygiene dramatically improves if most of your workloads are on a cloud,"

Also your overall data privacy might drop dramatically.

Putin reaches for nuclear option: Zuckerberg banned

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Re: Might as well add me.

At this time most definitely not!

But hopefully in future years with Putin is gone and sanity has returned I would really like to visit the Hermitage museum in St. Petersburg, etc. I really should have gone several years ago, but even then when I mentioned it to a Belarusian friend she warned me not to to visit her country without a guide who knows the dangers and corrupt official to deal with.

Former NHS AI leader joins US spy-tech firm Palantir

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Re: The silence of the MPs

Subverted, or simply don't give a rat's arse about the people they are supposed to represent?

ASML CEO: Industrial conglomerate buying washing machines to rip out semiconductors

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Re: Interesting

Good point. But maybe the washing machines are already built and in shops with no more chips at the manufacturer?

Five Eyes nations fear wave of Russian attacks against critical infrastructure

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Re: Choose one

True, but those "other ways" requires someone getting malware in to the system AND adding some means to control it from outside, unless it is something very specific like the Iranian centrifuge where they just messed with the control in a specific region they knew it would be using.

Having a connection to the outside world for patching is not automatically going to let bad stuff in, but very quickly said network gets used for other things of convenience.

Proper design in terms of network segmentation and firewall rules can give you want you need, but probably not what many folk want (which is convenience to do everything at one place).

Microsoft plans to drop SMB1 binaries from Windows 11

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Re: That NAS under the stairs

I think I have an old Thecus that is SMB1 only, but it also has NFS which is what I normally use on odd occasion it is fired up to get old files off it.

Netflix to crack down on account sharing, offer ad-laden cheaper options

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Re: If I pay for a platfrom

And there is always The Pirate Bay!

Allegedly...

Kaspersky cracks Yanluowang ransomware, offers free decryptor

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Re: As Kaspersky has been deemed persona non grata in the USA

I thought the going rate was one meeelion dollars?

Windows Insider builds are back for Lenovo PCs in China

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Ah, more sanctions by the USA on China.

Twitter faces existential threat from world's richest techbro

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Re: Most of us don't give a toss.

True democracy gives everyone a voice regardless of how stupid, evil or disagreeable that that might be.

I though that was anarchy's goal?

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I think you are describing most examples of social media.

Shanghai lockdown: Chinese tech execs warn of supply-chain chaos

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Sadly I would bet on the second, and suspect the good folks of Shanghai will suffer far more than the CCP will either report or care about.

Windows 11 usage stats within touching distance of... XP

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A friend of mine had her laptop updated to 11, not by her (knowing choice) and it sucked. Really I was surprised at how slow it was and presumably that ~3 year old laptop was considered suitable!

I'll keep my Win7 VM than kyou...

BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches

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In this case Zyxel. Reasonably cheap, Taiwanese (but assembled in China), have a not-too-sucking admin interface, and seem to work quite well most of the time.

As well as preventing any incoming connections, we also firewall off the switches' admin IPs from outgoing connections so they can't phone home (same for our web cameras, IoT tat, and special-task Windows 7 box) which may, or may not, be a factor in the odd glitch.

We have the older/cheaper models that don't have cloud management and are determined it stays that way!

Fujitsu to provide HPC, AI for startup to produce clean ammonia

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Agreed, in professional environments like large-scale power storage/generation it would be workable.

For easy-to-crash and DIY repair cars, not so good...

Broken password check algorithm lets anyone log into Cisco's Wi-Fi admin software

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I think you need to apply Hanlon's razor here.

After all, the NSA are able to insert more subtle bugs, allegedly...