* Posts by Paul Crawford

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Global network outage hits Microsoft: Azure, Teams, Outlook all down

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Re: Does not make sense

Is Twitter still working?

Well they still have servers up, is that enough?

Rentokil uses AI rat recognition to plot extermination in real time

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Re: cables

You can get cat urine flavoured cables to act as a deterrent:

https://www.flexcables.co.uk/flexishield-r/how-it-works

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Re: Welcome to snout recog

We need 11kV PoE that deals with that specific problem...

Microsoft is checking everyone's bags for unsupported Office installs

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Why would a VM for office need the internet?

I sure ain't browsing or emailing on Win7

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Good job I use windows 7 in a VM for my out-of-date copy of Office. Far more reliable and private and not much chance of this sort of thing appearing.

Twitter tweaks third-party app rules to ban third-party apps

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Re: King Midas in reverse

Gerald Ratner

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Re: Be Thankful because

He is, but just not in the way anyone really would want...

Apple releases Lisa source code on landmark machine's 40th birthday

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Re: Architecture and Morality.....anyone?

Follow the money.

Success of IBM's PC due to multiple (and cheaper) clones largely, not to mention Intel's rather illegal acts to keep competition off the market.

Intel offers desktop chip that can hit 6GHz if everything goes right, you can keep it cool, stars align, pigs fly

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Re: Move work to the compiler?

We had some of the first Niagara chip-based servers, or Viagra as we so wittingly called them, for use in the web server of the day. It worked very well for that as the work load was also massively parallel/threaded, however, for more general work loads it had AIFK a single FPU shared. Not an issue for our tasks, but made it less useful than the later multi-core x86 beasts that came along by late 2000s.

Which ran Linux and eventually ate Sun's lunch. We had been fans of Solaris (plus ZFS) and kept both in use until Oracle took over then it was painfully obvious what the future would be...

Our Niagra servers continued in use until the facility was shut down in 2019.

Bringing cakes into the office is killing your colleagues, says UK food watchdog boss

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Re: Innumeracy

In medical terms 'overweight' is the stage before 'obese', and that is the stage before 'morbidly obese'.

JEDEC reportedly set to formalize Dell laptop memory standard

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Re: License fee

If Dell are smart they will make it royalty-free so the DIMM makers get to use it and push costs down for Dell as well.

Basecamp details 'obscene' $3.2 million bill that caused it to quit the cloud

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Cloud storage is only good value for small amounts.

Big amounts cost, but equally big storage with genuine site-resilience is not cheap either as you have capital costs (buying storage stuff, budgeting for its inevitable replacement and thus data migration) and running costs (electricity mostly for big stuff and keeping the damn kit cool, staff costs, location/data centre property costs). Any sensible business should look at both options and really think through the pros and cons of either choice, not just the marketing hype from cloud vendors (or indeed storage vendors).

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Re: Hiring impact

If you are doing on-perm solutions you absolutely need skilled staff, and really at least one extra person over base cover to cover illness or folks leaving. That is not cheap or easy to find, but if you are looking at £100k+ per month you have the budget to make it happen, and if your business involves software development and maintenance you probably have many of the skills in-house to begin with.

For a Mon and Pop shop that has minimal IT needs then cloud / hosted services makes more sense for exactly the same reason - the looking after hardware, etc, costs are way too high and they don't have/need that sort of staff anyway.

Third-party Twitter apps stopped dead with no explanation from El Musko

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Re: The meltdown continues

What this will eventually do is allow the non-extremist leftists and rightists to communicate like adults rather than the childish antics and comments of the others...

Gee, have you ever actually used social media?

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Re: Mars Ahoy

Viagra will help?

Hmm, at least I will have something to play with while waiting...

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Re: Virtue rises with the sun

So much in fact that he set the world record for the biggest drop in perceived wealth in human history.

Fixed it for you :)

US think tank says China would probably lose if it tries to invade Taiwan

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As much as the boardgames are fun problems to analyse, let's keep it on paper, no?

Let us all hope so. Whoever "wins" only really gets their ego reinforced, those on the ground and world wide all suffer. There are no real winners in any such aggressive move and if Ukraine has shown the world anything, it is how badly such an on-paper easy move can go. Let us hope the Xi sees this.

Native Americans urge Apache Software Foundation to ditch name

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If they win it would be something to Crow about.

Microsoft to move some Teams features to more costly 'Premium' edition

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...do everything in Teams and won't need to endure the misery of running multiple tools.

Instead you have the greater misery and fiscal pain of Teams for everything!

Belarus legalizes piracy – but citizens will have to pay for it

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Arrr, the decadent west just has to make sure our films all take the piss out of Lukashenko and see how fast the Great Dictator's firewall comes down!

China's Hisense bakes Teams into Android-powered commercial displays

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Teams and Android together - a marriage made in hell for sure.

Here's how to remotely take over a Ferrari...account, that is

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Re: Once upon a time.......

True, but then the insurers can't claim it was never locked as "no sign of violence used".

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Re: Once upon a time.......

Spend £100k on a car and get advised by the police to fit CCTV and a steering lock due to common thefts:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-61838245

Obviously in addition to putting your keyless fob in a Faraday bag, because clearly they were designed with security in mind...

Techies try to bypass damaged UPS, send 380V into air traffic system

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Re: Don't worry, be wiring.

It has its plus and minuses if you pardon the pun. While safer, you can still get killed on 120V to Earth and probably more fires from more amps for a given kW load. In the UK (at least) we have 110V for building sites (using yellow "commando" connectors that are not interchangeable with the blue 230V or red 400V ones) and that is really 55V - 0V - 55V two-phase in a similar manner to the USA's domestic supply, but half the voltage. In the days before cheap RCDs that was a major step towards safety as what passes for wiring in building sites is appalling beyond belief.

While rare, you also see 230V - 0V - 230V systems in the UK for the odd farm, but generally speaking if you need more than 230V single phase worth of power then it is 230V/400V three-phase you get. There are also LV sites on 400V/690V three-phase but personally I have never encountered one, I think that is only for big motors but not quite going to the 3.3kV sort of voltage that comes under different rules (as above 1kV AC is classed as "high voltage" and not under the usual wiring regulations).

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Re: Don't worry, be wiring.

Many consumer / cheap multi-meters claim to be rated to measure 1,000V but not with any switching spikes on top. But the usual reason for such a nasty end is having it on the wrong range (ohms, amps, low voltages, etc) and such cheapo meters are not able to safely fail, they simply explode.

That is why the CAT-III/CAT-IV ratings are so important, they specify certain expected transient over-voltages to be survived, and that they fail in a safe manner if anything else happens (so a combination of decent parts used, adequate PCB clearances, and High Rupture Capacity fuses as needed).

Not your 20mm x 5mm glass fuses, but proper ceramic HRC things that are often 38mm x 10mm and can interrupt prospective fault currents of 50kA or more.

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Re: Don't worry, be wiring.

Mistakes still happen. You might want to read the section "Hispanic Factory Workers Dies of Burns After Improperly Testing a 480-Volt Electrical Bus Bar." starting on PDF page 68 (page 53 on bottom of page) of this report:

https://www.nfpa.org/-/media/Files/News-and-Research/Fire-statistics-and-reports/Electrical/RFArcFlashOccData.ashx?la=en

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Re: Don't worry, be wiring.

You don't really see that in the UK/EU, we are almost always LV star (wye) secondaries and HV delta primaries for end application substations. But the loss of N or swapping N for one of the L is just as exiting and easy to do...

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Re: Don't worry, be wiring.

Multimeters are not a good choice, too many ways you can get it wrong with potentially disastrous results resulting in an explosion (e.g. trying amps range to measure volts on a high energy circuit) or a deadly shock from checking for AC volts on DC range and seeing nothing then touching it.

Meters should be CAT-IV rated if you do want to use them, but a "voltage tester" is a simpler and safer option. As a random example:

https://www.test-meter.co.uk/martindale-vt12-voltage-and-continuity-tester

Dell said to be planning purge of Chinese chips from products by 2024

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Irrespective of the current USA vs China tussle, it seems dumb to have all of your products dependant on one region. Sadly the race to the bottom of globalisation was all about this: the cheapest supply and who cared if it was all under an authoritarian government party when there are shareholder's dividends to be issues?

Corporations start testing Windows 11 in bigger numbers. Good luck

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None so blind as those who will not see...

No, AI can't tell if you've got COVID-19 by listening to your coughs

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Good to see they properly investigated this method irrespective of the outcome.

Should open source sniff the geopolitical wind and ban itself in China and Russia?

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Most FOSS is written in English, so just ban the Bad Guys (tm) from speaking English, simplez!

But more seriously, you have two approaches to restricting FOSS: one is to deny its use via a license, but who will enforce that in those countries? The second is to deny access by having a "Great firewall of the West" but we know how hard that is to make work against anyone smart enough to code, and the simple option of blocking whole countries at the BGP would allow authoritarian regimes to further control their people's minds by blocking a view of the rest of the world. Neither would do much good.

Really the main sanction that can usefully be employed against them is to block the supply of hardware needed to make any of that work, and to deny direct support (as most companies did by withdrawing from Russia after Putin's invasion of Ukraine).

Stolen info on 400m+ Twitter accounts seemingly up for sale

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The company would be on the hook, so now that it is Musk's property he has inherited the problem.

Now if only he had done some proper due-diligence before offering to buy? Oh wait, he elected not to!

Alphabet reshuffles to meet ChatGPT threat

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Re: ChatGPT

As you also mentioned, I've also been finding libraries that I otherwise would never have found by getting stuck in the search engine / online forum echo chambers

But does the AI tell you how well maintained (if at all) said libraries are?

License to launch: UK space regulator gives Virgin Orbit satellites the go-ahead

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Re: one step closer to the first satellite launch take-off from UK soil.

How is it any different from a multi stage rocket?

Well a traditional multi-stage rocket launch has a lot of infrastructure are the launch site, support towers, tracking radar, etc. That represents a significant investment.

Here we have basically a plane launch and a boat-load of publicity. Like the 30 year old Pegasus launcher, if Virgin is successful it does not need Cornwall as it can basically launch from any airport that can take a 747. Probably the launch tracking is a mobile unit already...

NASA infosec again falls short of required US government standard

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I do wonder how other gov agencies really rate?

Elon Musk to step down as Twitter CEO: Help us pick his replacement

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I'm sure she would be interested if Mush throws in some free ostrich anus dinners...

Linux kernel 6.2 promises multiple filesystem improvements

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Re: Next gen?

I would say that if there was one single reason I would like to have ZFS on my machines it is the copy-on-write snapshot system so it is transparent and low overhead, and yet it allows a simple roll-back to before you did the Doh! moment, or some scum launched ransomware on it.

The latter assumes the snapshots have a different admin account/password from yours!

Second reason is the checksums, not a big issue for typical personal computing but a big help for BIG file systems and heavy usage to know that the data is still as-written.

When we asked how you crashed the system we wanted an explanation not a demonstration

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Re: Whoops - lets do it again and watch this time.

My father worked in a fish processing plant as a student. One day a filleting machine jammed and the operator was going to shut it down to clear the innards, at which point the supervisor said "no" and argued it was easy to get it out and proceeded to demonstrate how to get the back of his hand filleted as it resumed motion. Clearly should have let the operator do what they knew about.

Almost Darwin in action.

US Air Force tests its first fully functional hypersonic missile

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Re: Oh boy

After two million years (give or take) one would hope we'd have stopped having problems needing this, but apparently we haven't.

Researchers smell a cryptomining Chaos RAT targeting Linux systems

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Re: Can you expand a little

Well the linked article has gone as of now (10:29z on 13th Dec) and a search on Trend Micro also points to a now-missing page!

404 as far as the eye can see...

OK, we know iPhones are expensive but... $11 a month for Twitter Blue on iOS?

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Re: I'm still bemused by the whole idea of making the blue badge a profit centre

Paying for genuinely useful aspects makes sense. The much wider question though is will Twitter still be attractive to businesses willing to pay for premium ranking, etc?

Server installer fails to spot STOP button – because he wasn't an archaeologist

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Re: Paint all over everything, including power sockets and emergency buttons?

I doubt it now, the only two compulsory forms of insurance in the UK is for vehicles on public roads, and employee insurance.

But it is normally smart to have some cover for other things, assuming (unlike the MOD case) the exclusions are not going to render it useless. It is the same with some spacecraft launches, the premiums can be so high that it comes to "self insuring" the launch, especially in the case of a first real-world launch of a new rocket with real payload(s).

IT security teams, business execs still not on same page

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Seems your memory is not clear - they did not exfiltrate data there, they monkeyed with the centrifuges to damage them. No communication needed as they knew what range of parameters to expect on the target, and what to fiddle with once found matching.

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That's not particularly fast for your average stroll around the internet, but according to the paper 1,000bps would enable real-time keylogging, could transmit an entire 4096-bit RSA key in a little more than four seconds, and could steal private cryptocurrency keys in a quarter of a second.

If you already can run malware on the target machine to manipulate power draw and you can get close enough, then I would imagine you could get the key out by other means for more easily. If the machine really is air-gapped so no internet, then its private RSA key is not terribly useful to outsiders?!

So quite an interesting achievement, but I'm not sure how much sleep anyone needs to lose over it.

If today's tech gets you down, remember supercomputers are still being used for scientific progress

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Re: How will this help?

It is the same thing. You simulate what you think are the laws of physics at whatever scale and situation and see if they predict what you observe, and if that goes well you try to predict new stuff - and then you can turn up the hardon's to 11 and see if you find experimentally what the software predicted.

If you get a decent match then you have determined your theory is not wrong so far. You never really prove 'right' in anything other than maths, but if all of your predictions that are testable go well, you have a theory that is useful for predicting stuff within the region of tested hypothesis.

San Francisco investigates Hotel Twitter, Musk might pack up and leave

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Step 1) Let Musk pack his toys and run away from anywhere that forces him to follow the rules others do. Let the cost of building lease termination come down on them. Hopefully the remaining employees say F-you and leave instead of relocating.

Step 2) Get your popcorn and see how long Twitter stays up.

Linux kernel 6.1: Rusty release could be a game-changer

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Re: Better Security, nearly always makes things a bit more complex.

True, but if this is mostly for new drivers then there is less chance of needing the rust compiler on obscure platforms.

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Seems sensible, less high-risk bugs in new code, and hopefully effort on old code is more about bug-fixing and not introducing huge new features (with related percentage of bugs).

Google's Dart language soon won't take null for an answer

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Re: Why pass a pointer when you can pass a reference?

C also allows you to pass a reference, after all it is just a compiler-determined pointer.